/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I eat shit. Usually from someone's ass

The cartilage from buffalo wings

>>11283242
He said shouldn't eat.

>>11283242
Cartiledge isn't bad for you. People eat it all the time in Japan.

>>11283235
An entire pizza, with beer, like I did tonight.

>>11283250
>tfw last 3 out of 4 nights

How long do I have to live?

>>11283266
Another day or 2

>>11283235
Not a food but energy drinks. They make me depressed, anxious and give me cramps but I can't help but love them.

I actually like to read creepypasta after drinking energy drinks because the enhanced anxiety makes them spookier.

>>11283248
>People eat it all the time in Japan.
Japanese people will eat anything

>>11283312
>I actually like to read creepypasta after drinking energy drinks because the enhanced anxiety makes them spookier.

Okay wtf, I do this too. I was always weird about it thinking I was some troglodyte for doing so

>>11283266
if you're in your twenties, i'd say about a year or 30 more if you keep it up

Really spicy thai food is hell on my stomach, but it just tastes so good.

Spaghetti Ragu sauce with tons of meat
On white bread
Topped with dill pickles
and provolone

>>11283392
t. American

>>11283235
basically really spicy stuff.
i eat it, its good, then my tummy fucking hurts and nausea etc. hits, just fucking suffering basically.
they always say
>lol if you eat spicy stuff it burns your ass
but thats not whats bad, its the feeling in the tummy when you cant shit it out yet.

Lunchables. I'm a 33-year-old man, I shouldn't be eating children's food. But sometimes you just need a quick injection of protein and carbs and fat.

>>11283235
milk and chocolate since it makes me break out into meth face. ive cut down but I still come back.

A $20 skank whore pussy.

>>11283591
Milk is a much quicker injection of protein and carbs and fat.

>>11283392
That's not just a Japanese thing. That's an Asian thing.

My toe nails.

I haven't cooked an actual meal in about a month, only takeaway. My landlord is having her cousin, his wife and two kids staying with me and my roommates and they're literally always using the kitchen, so I never have a chance to cook anything.


I feel like shit and I want to kill myself.

>>11283242
So good

>>11284090
Psychosomatic much?

>>11284094
Pretty much. Our place is crowded as fuck with 6 people trying to share a 3br house.

They've completely fucked up the entire downstairs. I just stay in my room to avoid having to interact with those troglodytes.

>>11284090
Make a simple sandwhich

>>11284102
Sounds like it is time to move.

>>11284107
I can't wait to move. Unfortunately my lease ends in January. I got a raise since living here, so I can actually afford a place to myself.

>>11283242
lmao fag

>>11283235
One time I drank half a bottle of cooking brandy. For the next 14 hours (felt like way longer) I was lying in bed with the world spinning, fading in and out of consciousness. I had to move myself slowly because anything more than a gentle movement would make me nauseous enough to vomit.

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>>11283235
Any girl's pussy who's had more than one previous partner who was also a virgin. That's how you get the throat cancer. I did that a lot of times. I also smoke and drink. Michael Douglas help me!

>>11283242
I wish I could buy deep fried breaded cartilage tossed in Frank's red hot

I eat fatback, four eggs, and fried bread every morning for breakfast.

>>11286177
collect the cartilage yourself and do this

1+ week old chicken that's been sitting in the fridge probably, kept getting green shits but that's it.

>>11283235
Is he eating a dead rat?

>>11283266
Probably 46 when you'll collapse from a heart attack in your driveway while bending over to pick up your keys that you dropped.

>>11283235
pre cooked chicken gizzards from the grocery store. They're cheap and I love em and I know they're killing me.

>>11283235
Tonsil stones.

13 chocolate chip cookies and three glassses of whiskey. Fuck.

My sisters ass (while she's sleeping [she's in the 6th grade {I need help}])

>>11286888
This but with rum.

Not awful but pickle juice. I could happily drink tall glasses of the stuff all day long, it takes all my self control just to take only a small sip whenever I open the jar. Same with balsamic vinegar, I bet I could drink a whole bottle of the stuff in one go.

I feel this is a sign of some terrible disease, somehow.

>>11286919
Cheers buddy.

>>11283235
Drink in my case. 0% malt liquor, because my mom said the can looks like beer and the fact that Carlsberg makes it doesnt help.

I'm 20 years old and I SHALL drink malt!

>>11283242
Yes brutha

>>11284093
I see edible bits still.

>>11286953
That welt in her ass looks like that bit in the Mummy where the scarabs are crawling under everyone's skin.

>>11287028
That's a tattoo of lips.

>>11283312
Look up “thevolgun” on YouTube and kick back with some sips of your choice.

>>11286953
I want that for dinner. Don't care how many Dicks were there first

>>11284090
>My landlord is having her cousin, his wife and two kids staying with me and my roommates
So she's not charging you rent right

or are you a third worlder

>>11283235
I once ate a half-eaten McChicken I found at a bus stop.

>>11284093
Eat the cartilage incel

>>11283235
I drink around three shots of hard liquor a night.

>>11283235
Carbs
>>11286979
Apparently I am Nigerian, good to know.

>>11286979
Man I’m full Nigerian. I crack the bones and scrape the marrow out with my bottom teeth and eat the soft bits under the cartilage.

>>11283235
dick cheese (doesnt have to be my own)

doesnt taste like anything but I love the smell

>>11286511
the real catman probably does(did)

>>11287493
For me, it's the half-eaten McChicken i found at a bus stop

>>11287128
Yes, we're still getting charged rent. Idk if she's making them pay anything but I doubt it.

I'm not really in a situation to be pissing people off and arguing right now because I don't have anywhere else to go at the moment.

>>11283392
Thats because of the mottainai belief really. The idea that not much should goto waste. It annoyed me at first that my karaage had a lot of dark meat in it, compared to the only white meat that im used to.
I got used to it living in Japan though.

>>11283419
you are

Booger

I cooked and ate a caterpillar yesterday. It tasted like a vegetable.

>>11286953
>if I put a shoelace in my ass it becomes work safe

>>11283235
Dick

>>11288306
What the fuck. There's legal action to be taken.

>>11283266
Rest of your life

tfw
>Drink Pepsi Max 2x1,5l a day, everyday
Thats almosta a gallon for amerifagcuckniggers. For the past 10 years, no cavities tho

>>11283239
Based shitposter

>>11288306
You are a fucking pussy and deserve to be taken advantage of

>>11283235
>recently ate a big mac
>farts smelled like a chemical refinery

>>11284090
What are you eating??

Get a white bun/roll, butter it, put some freshly cooked, deep fried fries on them (preferably thick cut ones) then pour on salt and malt vinegar. Once the fries have been eaten off of it, you're left with your bread covered in a mixture of butter, grease, and salt/vinegar.

I don't care how unhealthy it is, but it's one of the greatest things on the planet to eat.

>>11283235
why tf is that guy looking like a dark iron dwarf

>>11291101
He just looks like an average Scotsman to me.

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>>11286979
the far left image makes me hate wh*te """people"""

>>11283235
I drink salt water sometimes, I don't know why but I love it in moderation