/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>boomer upset that his daughter doesn't like meatloaf makes his daily thread for the millionth time

>>11305500
>horseshoe
wat

>>11305500
at least I'm not a meatcuck. I rather eat the food on the left everyday If it means I am higher morally than you people.

>>11305526
>>11305500
Unironically what is a horseshoe?

>>11305526
It's like an open face sandwich with fries on it

>>11305513
fuck off if you don't like my thread

>>11305526
>>11305606

Essentially an open-faced burger on Texas toast with fries and cheese sauce.

>>11305526
I've only ever heard it used to describe pic related

>>11305500
Flyover food wouldn't be half bad if it wasn't almost exclusively overcooked, dry, and unseasoned

>>11305598
Morals and ethics are subjective

>>11305513
>daily thread for the millionth time
>posting a thread, daily, for a million days
>tfw you've been posting on 4Chan for over 2,700 years

>>11305500
>'If I can stuff myself to the point of vomiting, I can pretend it's not bland garbage!'
>why the fuck would you even care who made it, either the chef knows his shit or not
>'Reading scary. Furriners also scary. ERMAGHERD FURREIN WORDS REAL SCARY!'
>poorfag cope.
>literally no difference.

>>11305641
>almost exclusively
get the fuck out of this thread if you're going to talk nonsense

>>11305598
I know you're baiting but what about
>countless birds and small mammals run over and killed during harvests
>acres of amazon and endangered species being destroyed to farm soy

>>11305500
Based and redpilled

Sushi eating city retards btfo

>>11305526
>>11305606
something that barely anyone outside of Illinois knows about, and that nobody outside of states bordering Illinois knows about.

>>11305500
>coastal cities don't have steak houses, diners, and grills
Imagine being so seething that any form of reality escapes you

>>11306333
>why the fuck would you even care who made it, either the chef knows his shit or not
unironically, what is wrong with this attitude?

>>11306562
>tfw live in Chicago and a 24/7 diner 2 blocks away makes horsehoes

>>11305513
Based Boomer

>>11307541
>>11306562
I live in Illinois, I haven't heard that name since school lunches served it, I forgot all about them.

>>11307558
It's an older thing. Even the golden nuggets/apples around here don't have it usually

Anyone who's actually been to a nice restaurant would know that they give you like 13 courses. Even with the small plates you end up way more full than a normal place.

>>11307569
>implying /ck/ would step into liberal shithole restaurants

>>11307613
>/ck/ is one person

>>11305500
>5500
double doubles confirms the truth

>>11307569
Fuck off jew, the meatloaf special wins every time.

do white people actually go out to eat and order meatloaf?

>>11306799
coasties are retarded anon

>>11305648
>Being a moral relativist
>Female genital mutilation is okay because culture

THERE ARE MANY PEAKS ON THR MORAL LANDSCAPE

>>11307569
>Believes nice restaurants are serving you 13 courses
>Doesn't know the difference between a tasting menu and a normal fancy restaurant

You have not gone to a nice restaurant anon. You've only watched chefs table alone in your NEET hole on your outdated lenox OS computer.

>Come in the thread to see my (you)s
>OP is a fucking NPC that just reposts the same thread over and over
>My post is nowhere to be found

God damn it fucking NPC pieces of shit why can't you just be real

>>11307666
NPC is a meme created by NEET losers with a superior complex

Prove me wrong

>>11307687
You are projecting and I wrote your post, also I do not like the NPC meme and have never posted it.

>>11307647
but anon
i'm a coastie

>>11305729
>shitpost patrol
keeping /ck/ on the straight and narrow

>>11305500
I know a dude who opened a restaurant in Brooklyn. It actually lasted ten years.

>>11305606
Unironically Welsh rarebit with pommes frites.

>>11305632
Its a mess, but it sure looks tasty

>>11305526
>>11305606
H O R S E S H O E
from
I L L I N O I S
with love and beetus

>>11307613
>He can't enjoy both coastie food and flyover food
You're missing out anon, If they have good food, I'll at least give it a try. Location doesn't matter a huge amount to me.

>>11308214
>implying political faggots actually care if the food is good
People he doesn't like like coastie food. Which means he's obligated to hate it.

>>11305500
What if I don't live in americastan?

>>11308214
It feels good not to have my mind poisoned by politics.

>>11306333
>Ytpipo can't spice meme comes form coastie boomers not teaching their gen x children to cook, who in turn couldn't teach their boomer/zoomer children to cook
>coasties obviously care you fucking dipshit
>it's about being pretentious, not being foreign
>IT'S EXPENSIVE SO THAT MEANS IT'S GOOD YUM YUM I LOVE EATING GOLD LEAF THAT LITERALLY TASTES LIKE FUCKING NOTHING AND CAVIAR ON EVERYTHING MMM MMM YUMMIES FOR MY TUMMYYYYYY
>fuck off you virtual signaling poser piece of shit

>>11306799
>who cares if koreans are making your mexican food lol
>who cares if mexicans are making your chinese food lol
>it all tastes good anon, who cares?
imagine being this much of a pleb and this much of a fucking tastelet

>>11308948
boomers (boomers) raised boomers (yoomers)

gen x knows cooking

>>11305500
It's really not even a coastal vs flyover thing. I live directly on the coast and there's nothing like the left around, only the right.

>>11306368
useless points as always

those still things still happen with meat production because livestock eat soy as well

so maybe soy itself completely cruelty free but it still wins over meat

>>11308967
But /pol/ said that coastie food is like the one on the left and is bad because it's liberal. They can't be lying to be, must be Jewish tricks

>>11305500
When the courses are that small, there's usually several of them.

I go to this cooperatively owned veg*n place when I'm in the city and actually hungry. The portions are large and cheap.

>>11308959
>gen x knows cooking
This for sure.

Apparently NJ is a flyover state, kek

>>11305729
>Aborted, you already posted a duplicate thread SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO
>Suddenly you look around yourself and realize you've never left your cave

>>11305500

oh oh

OH

look at me i'm all orangegenick

I ride a bike and fuck a steel-horse in my 1200 a month apartment

Eggs are the most rational choice for protein, but fuck that I eat loads for my daily breakfast.

Wouldn't matter anyways I ride a bike seat like a princess and i'll suck a monster energy drink over some of that potato fat did you know potatoes have trans fats oh yeah i'm trans btw

-forming into a fucking fashion designer and can't wait to taunt my high-life boyfriend into dickholing a fruit like me.

I gotta keep my shitter clean with 50 calories a day so my porkhole is ready for more tofu logs, the fuckpole awaits.

nigger faggot john fishsticks wow i need to jackoff from the excitement from my own typing: (huff huff!) boys just feed me seitan and call me yours.

>>11305598
>>11307659
Nonhumans are morally irrelevant.

>>11309569
what

>>11305598
>>11305648
>>11307659
>>11309585
2spooky4me

>>11309030
>teehee you guys kill things so it's ok for us too !! XD

>>11307659
>mutilating males at birth is ok
>female mutilation is bad though

>>11309569
What the fuck is this

>>11309663
>you guys killed 2 things so I might as well kill 2 million things

>>11305648
OK. My morals require that I rape your wife and torture you to death, and that this is a moral good. Am I wrong?

>>11310750
not at all. That just happens to be illegal. Morality won't save you from getting hate fucked and killed in jail.

>>11305500
>Flyovers don't have AYCE sushi
Your puny meals can't fill my fatass

>>11311247
Based

>>11305648
Not really. Morals and ethics are based on the shared feelings and experiences of the human race, so there is at least a form of objective human morality.

>>11306562
Michiganer here. Never heard of Horseshoes and I live on the border

>>11305729
We're here forever, anon. We've been here forever, too.

>>11307644
Not that I've seen. That's one dish that's always better homemade (well, if you can cook). Not even gonna lie, I love that ketchup based glaze on top of some.

>>11309302
It's hyperbole, but some fancy fancy places do have really skimpy servings that can't be justified looking at quality vs price.
A place all the hipsters love literally called foodie served me a terrible turkey salad sandwich for like $11.
Also, who the fuck puts grapes and nuts in there? That's fucking Waldorf salad, and it sucks.

Are flyovers the niggers of the culinary world?

>>11305513
but she loves meatloaf. If you know what I mean ;)

>>11305500

>get treated with disdain by overly polished waitstaff at Coastie-Cuisine place
>feel worse about your entire life just by choosing to go out to eat that night.

>go to Chets and he personally greats you every time, and knows exactly what you order.
>he does it for the love of serving a home cooked meal to the average joe.
>doesn't charge extra for sides and sometimes pays comps you a beer or two
>you leave full and happy

>>11308949
>Koreans are incapable of making Mexican food
>Mexican are incapable of making Chinese food
What's stopping them from making foods from outside their ethnic group?

>>11313450
shut the fuck up

>>11305500
*blocks your path*

>>11313181
Yes

>>11314431
Huh?