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My company is having a naming contest for our on-campus cafeteria. It's run by Company Kitchen so right now we just refer to it as the C.K. (huehue)

Give me some suggestions

Feel free to ask questions

>> No.11310971

“Campus Chow”

Joke answer: “$9 Tendies and Fries”

>> No.11310974

>>11310971
Idk, might sound a little too College-tier. It's the midwest so basically it has to be meme-tier level garbage

>> No.11310975

>>11310965
Vegan paradise. Be sure to retain the current menu.

>> No.11310979

>>11310965
What do you actually serve there?

>> No.11311315

>>11310979
They have a variety of things that changes throughout the week. Tacos, burgers, pastas.
Always a salad bar open, as well as grab and go things

>> No.11311317

>>11310965
Cuck King

>> No.11311351

Gouger's Lunch Counter

>> No.11311367

Freshman Feedbag

>> No.11311377

Call it "Louie's C.K", and have them serve a hotdog with every order, even if the customer doesn't ask for it.

>> No.11311402

>>11310965
Nigerstonia

>> No.11311403

>>11310965
Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag

>> No.11311413

>>11311403
Formerly Chuck's

>> No.11311437

>>11310965
what kind of a company is it?

>> No.11311711

>>11311437
Tech company. Create software

>> No.11311757

>>11311711
>Microwave Windows
>Breadscape Navigator
>Fishernet Explorer
>Toasted Bread: The mother of all foods
>Casserole Foodshop
>iFat
>qTendies

>> No.11311764

>>11311757
These are horrendous

>> No.11311773
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>>11311764
eat shit fuckers

>> No.11311777

>>11310965
the slop shop

>> No.11311793

>>11311773
they were incredibly bad, anon

>> No.11311807

>>11311793
fuck you at least I tried
It's fucking hard to think of tech/software related food puns okay?

>> No.11311812

>>11311777
>dub trips
I think this pathetic excuse for a name is it

>> No.11311813

>>11311807
It's okay anon, you're not a bad person. The ideas that come out of your thoughthole that you deemed acceptable to post were just bad.

>> No.11311815

>>11311807
Think harder or just don't bother then
You didn't have to post them

>> No.11311817

>>11311813
better than anything you came up with. What exactly DID you come up with? OH THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING NOTHING.

C U C K.

>> No.11311824

>>11311815
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

>> No.11311827

>>11311817
>at least I tried
>if you didn't like the movie, then why don't YOU make a better one
doubling down doesn't improve anything, anon

>> No.11311839

>>11311827
>"do this for me"
>"lol it's not good enough how dare you"
no wonder everyone hates you

>> No.11311845

>>11311824
>Say that to my face fucker
Okay where is your bf faggot?

>> No.11311847

>>11311839
huh?

>> No.11311850

>>11311845
My boyfriend is like 6 ft tall and black, he'll fuck you up m8

>> No.11311853

>>11311847
"huh? huh? huh?"

>> No.11311857

>>11311807
Megabyte Grill

Took me 10 seconds

>> No.11311864

>>11311857
That's not only unfunny, it isn't even a pun.

>> No.11311872
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>>11311864
how do you plan on eating your food without byteing it?

>> No.11311873

>>11311853
huh?

>> No.11311882

>>11311872
but why the "Grill" then? It's completely unrelated to the "Megabyte". The whole thing has to work as a pun, not just half of it. God you're retarded.

>> No.11311886

>>11311873
"huh? huh? huh?"

>> No.11311910

>>11311882
sounds to me like you're moving goalposts

>> No.11311917

>>11311886
how?

>> No.11311919

>>11311910
No I'm not. All of my names were wholly puns. Show me one that isn't.

>> No.11311924

>>11311919
alright then just name it "megabytes" you pedantic cunt

>> No.11311927

>>11311924
but that's not really creative now is it, you're not changing anything about the word. I get it, because "bytes" haha very funny. But really it's like zero effort. I go all out and that's all you've got? jfc

>> No.11311933

>>11311927
Not him, but I think that spelling it that way and using phonetics to let the consumer figure out the pun is a better approach. That being said, naming a restaurant around a tech industry just because of its adjacency is stupid.

>> No.11311934

>>11311927
i didnt even come up with it i just thought it was funny
you sure are quick to get defensive about your own stupid puns though

>> No.11311942

>>11311934
because my puns are high energy

>> No.11311956

Boys of S o y

>> No.11311981
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>>11310965
Kavanaugh's Kollege Kafe
Or KKK for short

>> No.11312164

>>11310965
The Snowflake cafe

>> No.11312398

The Company Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

>> No.11312412

>>11311882
You're fucking dense.

>> No.11312459

>>11310965
Chewish Tricks.

>> No.11312485

>>11310965
The Shingle.

>> No.11312519

The Starvin' Refugee
>"Our food crosses all the borders!"
>"Try our Carne Assad-a Fries! They're to die for!"

>> No.11312801

INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

>> No.11312835

>>11311933
Not a restaurant, just some basic adult-school-lunch program located at my company's campus

>> No.11312838

Moonman's

>> No.11312849

>>11312835
GNAR
Gnar's Not A Restaurant.

>> No.11313245

Company Kitchen is pretty good, suggest that

>> No.11313876

>>11311807
Cyberia Cafe

>> No.11314139

OP here
So far MegaBytes is the frontrunner

>> No.11314151

S

>> No.11315459
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11315459

Bump

>> No.11315958

Fortnite

>> No.11316199

"Hello, yes, I actually quite like this!"
It's the stupidest fucking name ever and imagine people having to say the whole thing every time they refer to it

>> No.11316258

>>11310965
The “munch”

>> No.11316281

>>11310965
Snack Overflow

>> No.11316295

Big byte
Jumjpeg Jacks
The Hidden Terabyte
Rose Cantina
Hacker Hub

We Only Serve Peperroni Pizza
Tenders n Greens
(((Katzup)))
Trayvons Playpen
EGG
One people One volk One goal

>> No.11316300

>>11310965
Faggot Foodery

>> No.11316774

The Bit Chute.

>> No.11316814

>>11311377
underrated