/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>t.

>>11312413
fat

>>11312428
>>11312430
>implying you can go on a diet and be skinny again magically
Also, I'm not really fat by 4chan standards. I can still find my own penis.

>>11312445
>basic thermodynamics is now magic

Amerifats really are a lost cause.

>>11312473
>He can't eat foods he likes because he wants to be skinny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11312500
Eat less of what you like and the mystical sparkly wizardry of undeniable reality will cause you to weigh less.

>>11312540
>He thinks I'm uncomfortable with my weight too
>be britcuck
>constantly in dire need of semen rations
>have to diet and limit food to make room for more semen
>be depressed that a literal prison became a better society than our own
>Only namesake is Winston Churchill
>Internet laws make it so you can't talk about him, because you might offend people on the internet
>Last straw to grasp at is making fun of americans for being fat
>Despite the fact that they're quite happy with how they look
>Plus everything is cheaper
>Only pay for healthcare when we need it
>Don't have to pay ridiculous taxes
>Can own a gun
>Can shoot up a school if they want
>Won't have the police kick in their door to find the hidden plastic wiffle ball bat during a weapon's sweep
>B-B-BUT Y-YOU'RE F-FAT GUYS hehehehehe......

>>11312585

>>11312601
>Have no argument or retort at all
>Haha you're autistic

>>11312608
You're also a virgin

>>11312633
Anything else anon while I report your IP to the queen?

Just drink coffee, my bmi is 16 and I consume a lot of butter.