/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11315369
You forgot to drown it in orange fanta

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Go back to /b/

>>11315406
T. Sandwich artist

>>11315406
Cringe and not based

>>11315406
Imagine posting this

>>11315406
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIE

>>11315406
I honestly cant exposing myself as this much of a jealous bitter wagie, even anonymously

Why didn't you hand him an envelope with the Spyro pic after that?

>>11315369
>work at Subway in a Walmart in Portland
>stupid roastie soccer mom waddles in with morbidly obese kids
>says she wants everything because last time my autistic coworker fucked up her order
>wants a double meat meatball sub with 3 steak trays, ham, turkey, chicken strips, coldcut combo, sweet onion teriyaki chicken strips,3 chicken patties, extra of every kind of cheese on wheat flatbread because she's "on a diet"
>ranch, extra oil, extra vinegar, chipotle sauce, italian dressing, honey mustard, srira'cha sauce, extra extra salt/ pepper, extra sweet onion teriyaki sauce, extra guac', extra mayo, light mayo, extra pickles, extra extra pickle juice, extra extra marinara sauce
>every vegetable, extra jalopenos, lettuce, extra tomatoes, extra banana peppers, extra onions, extra cucumbers
>3 more of the exact same order for her two 10-13 year old daughters and her husband
>wants it toasted 3 times and microwaved
>orders 3 dozen packs of all of our cookies plus 4 large drinks (all turned out to be diet coke)
>tell her I need to get the fresher meatballs
> go to walkin and give myself an anal probe with both of my gloves deep in my unwiped ass
>walk out with meatballs and with a big smile on my face complete her order
>shoves some coupons in my face as I graciously accept them

>>11317026
Rude, evil, offensive. Go back to red..dit. OP was sticking it to shitty corporate hacks. Youre a cunt.

>>11317082
Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do NOT fuck with us.

>>11317089

>>11317082
>Rude, evil, offensive.
>Youre a cunt.
Why? For sticking up for myself because I have a fucking spine, unlike you? If you don't want the ass gloves, don't give me attitude and make my already incredibly difficult job even more difficult you retard.

When I work fast food I honestly do the best I can as quickly as I can and try to give the customers extra.

I treat every time I fill up a fry container like some good kid spent his hard earned allowance on it over filling it as much as time lets me.

I give a cheeky extra nugget to people, or an extra mozzarella stick when they're about to need thrown out because of how long they've sat out.

I can't understand how anyone can be a dick if the customer who isn't very rude or hate a job that's as piss easy as fast food.

>>11317091
He's right tbf. If you fuck with the people making your food then you shouldn't be surprised when your food gets fucked with. This is common since.

>>11315369
this was such a stupid post the first time
i can't believe someone saved it and posted it again

>>11317026
This is exactly what all Subway customers deserve.

>>11315369
To any anon thinking they're screwing a big corporate company by doing this, you're wrong.

Each Subway is a franchise, owned by a local franchise owner. A small business owner.

All that Subway corporate does is collect royalty checks from these franchise owners to use the name Subway. They have a razor thin profit margin and HATE deals like $5 footlongs. All you're doing is fucking over a local guy in the community who probably put his life savings into buying a Subway's franchise.

>>11317587
The franchisee is enabling Subway corporate so they deserve it.

>>11317598
They aren't enabling anything. They are slaves to Subway corporate. Either follow our rules, or we'll revoke your franchise.

>>11317103
Lol
> work at subway
> incredibly difficult
Until you open the box and collapse the wave function and realize your job requires zero skill aside from occasionally cutting a sub into wildly uneven halves.

>>11317602
>They are slaves to Subway corporate.
No they're not retard. They pay $13k to get a franchise. No one forced them to do that.

>>11317605
They pay royalties every month or year to Subway. They have to abide by Subway dictates, like $5 footlongs, which are killers for them. Lots of Subway franchise owners are not happy.

>>11315406
YIKES
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>>11317609
I know that. I managed a Subway for two years. Subway corporate doesn't keep any of that secret. They'll tell you up front that they control the advertising and promotions, no matter how astoundingly retarded they are and how much they fuck over the franchisees with shit like BOGO footlongs on "National Sandwich Day". They're still not forcing the franchisees to buy their own franchise. They've been doing that for over two decades now. It's not their fault the franchisees partner with them. I hate Subway corporate by the way, but don't act like they strongarmed people into buying franchises with them at the helm. Most of the franchisees only do it because the franchise fee is comparatively very low. They pay for that in the long run.

I like microtel hotel rooms

>>11315369
this post was done better in 2012

>>11317662
Okay now this is epic and for the win! 100 internet points to you good sir!

>>11315369
based

>>11317620
Educate these ignorant anons!

>>11315406
wagie detected

>>11318186
This. That fucking wagie freak was so transparent.

>>11315369
Here's what you do, idiot
>order wahtever looks good
>when they're ringing you up
>start asking about new subs,breads whatever
>then start implying you're going to order a different sub
>they'd rather ring you up for the cheaper price of the sub than the one they made you because lazy

>>11319669
Hmm no you shove sandwiches in the toilet

>>11317674
Fuck off OP

I'm curious about why the subway employees at the 2 local subways are Russians.

>>11315369
An animal died for this, pointless waste. Always be thankful for the food you consume, especially meat.

Pretty sure this belongs in this thread

>>11320643
Hey look a literal walmart employee acting erudite because he's a judgmental libshit. He would fit in perfectly on ck.

>>11315406
Tick tock wagie, your break is over.

>>11320969
uhhh, doesn't take a walmart employee to be a wee bit nauseated by that faggot

>>11320969
>/ck/
>unironically using "libshit"

c'mon dude pick one

>>11321076
>>11321045
Hit a little close to home, huh? As someone with an Ivy education, the class posturing on this board is hilarious. Fucking line cooks and try hard home chefs talking about being coasties etc. It's always so tied up in liberalism too. And ironically these are people who take pride in living in LA who the criticize someone for having patriotic sentiment. Not to mention being proud of living in LA is sad to begin with.

>>11321695
whoa the ivy education? did yuo read book???

>>11321695
holy insecurity...
why are you so butthurt about the post

>>11317089
>>11317103
>>11317134
So she was fucking with him by ordering what she wanted? Get a different fucking job if you can't handle it. She paid for everything she ordered and you have no right to fuck with her food because she ordered a lot and it annoyed you having to work hard. And funny how you didn't mentioned the bad attitude until your second post.

>>11317103
It wasn't you, this has been posted before

The Subway down the street from my apartment is always good and very professional, I guess I must live in bizarro land

>>11321847
Yeah, by me retard.

>>11321851
Highly doubt that you vicarious dickhead. You got proof?

>>11315369

>>11321834
>So she was fucking with him by ordering what she wanted?
What she wanted was garbage and she was morbidly obese. Even if she were nice to me, her and her dumb fat family deserved to eat the remnants of my dirty asshole for expecting me to bend over backwards to make their abominations. I have every right to treat people (I'm struggling to call land whales "people" here) the way they deserve to be treated. If she wanted to eat shit then she deserved to eat literal shit. You have no idea how hard Subway employees work, so take your highfalutin passive aggressive advice and shove it up your dumb asshole. I'm still working here, if you want to come in for a special treat. I'll keep a pair of gloves in my ass all day just for you. What kind of sub do you usually get? I'll keep the meat and cheese nice and warm in the front of my boxers right next to my own "meat and cheese", it's my secret recipe for asshole customers that piss me off and order the wrong thing.
What's your favorite soft drink? I need to know which soda bag to piss in. Believe me I've done it before.

>>11321887
As a former food service worker with ten years of experience: go fuck yourself, find a different job.

>>11321868
I'm at work my right now, we close in 2 min.
>>11321899
10 years in food service? Lmao kill yourself loser. No wonder you're upset, I bet you're fat as fuck and unironically eat this garbage

>>11321914
Working in a subway doesn't mean you're the original author of that story. Also

>Ryan
Same

>>11321887
>bothering to write this edgy tldr of text to further some made up internet story for Yous
Shouldn't you be in bed or something?

>>11321918
How am I supposed to verify that you autist? I've posted it like 3-4 times. Brb have to cash out and put the bar up

>>11321922
>How am I supposed to verify that you autist?
You're the autist for claiming the story as your own RYAN

>>11317026
Wanna Portland meetup

>>11321953
Sure dude give me a shout, 5032578617

>>11321957
>sex shop

Ayy lmao

>>11321921
>>11321944
Come to Subway in the Walmart of Portland, Oregon and find out for yourself fag. There's only one. I've done worse things for less slights against me.
I once got mad that I had to close instead of seeing Infinity War on opening night with my gf so after closing I walked into the cooler and shoved frozen meatballs up my ass one by one and popped them right back into a cambro before dumping in the marinara sauce. All because the asshole assistant manager made me work that night and told me to do meat prep even though it wasn't my fucking job. I got written up for being late another time so I walked into the cooler (no cameras) and licked every piece of prepped meat we had that was at the top of the cambro and then I spit in all of the vegetable cambros but no one noticed.
I've dribbled my own piss into the diet coke syrup bag because I hate the fat assholes that drink it. I've spunked into the mayo squeeze bottles on more than one occasion just for the hell of it, I get bored and needed to fap. Watching random women unknowingly eat your cum is so fucking hot. I've rolled dust and gunk from under the prep table into the cookie dough before baking it because we kept running out of cookies at night and my manager kept bitching at me about it because he didn't have any in the morning when he opened. That's a fraction of what I've done. I get paid to fuck around and shitpost while you get mad that people get literally shitty food when they order shitty fast food. I don't even know how we have a 97 health rating when we barely clean and I actively fuck with everything whenever I want.
I fucking hate waiting for the POS to update at the end of the night btw, it's taking over 10 minutes now. It always takes forever and I just want to go home. Funny story, my manager gave me a $0.50 pay raise because I never eat here anymore and I only used the employee discount a couple of times right after I first started.

>>11321076
>muh board personalities
Autist

>>11322023
>Autist
Libshit

>>11315369
Do Americans really toast their sub after putting the salad on?

>>11322163
Only at Quiznos.
Do Europeans really ban bacon at Subway for being haram?

>>11322168
No.

>>11315369
seen this before sorry my man

>>11320574
It's probably owned by Russians.

>>11321914
Jesus fucking christ shave away those few strays of pubes on your chin. I KNEW you’d have to be some cringey autistic loser

>>11320574
They're probably sleeper agents.

>>11322163
>>11322163
>salad
Are yurofarts seriously this retarded

>>11322012
>>11317026
Unequivocally based and redpilled
Normalfag subway eaters BTFO

>>11315369
oh boy is this a cringe thread. I love these

>>11317134
no. you just don't Fuck with food at all. if your a nurse and someone's rude. you don't shut off their life support.

>>11321695
Youre actually right. Those types of people are always the most judgmental and hypocritical while they have coexist bumper stickers on their car. At least the /pol/tards straight up tell you how they feel about you. Those "libshits" will act like your best friend to your face then not let you move into their gated neighborhood the next day.

>>11315369
I remeber thks story from /b/ like eight years ago, ill tell you what i told that anon, that was fucking stupid you still payed for the sandwich and they get paided to clean it up, you really got them! You should of just took a huge shit in the sink that always gets people crazy mad having to clean shit from a sink and if they dont do it they get in trouble

>>11317026
Are you the same guy that keeps a pair of gloves in your ass cheeks so when a bad customer comes in you swap gloves?

Imagine being an entitled subway owner who gets mad about a $5 sandwich that costs $1.59 to make and they complain they are losing money or an entitled sandwich making hag who wants to get paid for being stoned and fucking up a basic order or an entitled retard customer who expects to get a decent sandwich when the employees are no skill retard millennials. You can all fuck off and die

I've been working Subway for nearly 5 years while going through college. I apologize for everyone who has had a bad experience because I've seen bad coworkers and the shit customers have to deal with.

Most subway's have very little standards and you should avoid ones you have bad experiences with.

If you're lucky then you will get someone like me who goes out of their way to pick good bread and good ingredients. I'm not afraid to throw shit away and I actually make sure you don't get shitty pepper stems in your sandwich.

I feel bad for those who hate subway due to bad employees. There are a lot of them. I'm even careful myself when I go to subway.. hell I can't even trust many of my coworkers to make ME a good sandwich when I come in.

Sad company with sad standards due to low cost franchising. Hiring and training shouldn't be delegated to franchise owners with the state most subway stores are in.

>>11323491
By referring to salad vegetables in shorthand? I guess. If you consider that retarded.

>>11321834
the order is so large and outlandish that it's impossible to make. A double meatball with every veggie alone is borderline too much to fold because its on a flatbread..

Its a fake story and the only way we can make a similar sandwich to the story is to limit the extra meat additions to being "non-carrier" custom amounts. Such as two ham slices (you pay per slice rather than for a 6 inch amount). There is a point where the customer doesn't have the power to ask for everything they want because it simply cannot be done

>>11324517
>everyone is le retarded so i win :^)
libertarian by any chance?

>>11324517
Corporate gets on their asses for it.

If you are seen throwing too much bread away then Subway claims you're throwing away a potential 6 inch sale away. So instead of throwing away like 5 or 10 cents like you really are they treat it as if you threw away $5.

The only way to keep up with this is to make bread in smaller batches and make it twice a day. Instead these minimum wage workers make all the bread in the morning due to the lack of logic and reasoning as a function of their brain. There's a reason you get stale bread. Its because subway gets mad when you throw it away as well as people being bad at their job.

>>11324859
Too bad Corp doesn’t have product labeled bread bags that you could put the nights bread in and sell it for a few dollars the next day...

>>11317603
As a quantum chemist, please don’t ever post like that again. Cringe.

>>11324444
Yeah that's me. I'm always prepared.
Nice quads

>>11315369
Finally, a relevant thread:

Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers nad lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. Fuck those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.

In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.

So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.

>>11325292
I'm going to go out on a limb and say a Subway probably isn't the best place to pick up chicks

>>11325387
Thats because your a incel

>>11315369
Alright OP you made me mad, you win a (you) this time.

>>11321914
>calls 10 year wageslave a loser
>currently wagecuck
>ever needing to be a wagecuck
How pathetic is your life that you are poor and have to resort to putting down other poor people for their job. Holy shit, literal projection.

>>11322012
ffs anon just get a different job

>>11325444
I've only been working at Subway for 3 and a half years, retard. I have $1,200 saved up so guess what I'm not even a poorfag. I could quit any time I wanted to. I bet you don't even have a job lmaooo
>>11325503
Easier said then done. I need this job to pay my rent, you dumb neet.

holy crap this thread is gold

>>11325547
>$1200
>not poor
>rent
kek. enjoy your shitty life. How does it feel knowing my spoiled ass will have more money than you will ever make in your life without working a day in my life?

>>11325547
I have $1,200 saved up so guess what I'm not even a poorfag

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11325757
That's what I said, retard.

last time I stayed at the one across from the pink ponie they had pic related in the vending and whoever stocked them put them in the wrong slot and it was only a dollar so I ate a ton of these and watched a mysteries at the museum marathon

>>11325754
Poorfag projecting his insecurities. Grow some balls and admit you're poor. Or prove otherwise.

Subway BTFO