/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11320308
unitasker

>>11320308
A thread died for this.

Little confused.
So I’m in the gym, and I’m doing zombie fuckers, when this skinny twig of a pt comes up to me and tells me that I’m not doing them correctly, she then lies on the ground and starts doing the, to show me how to do it.

Now I didn’t ask for her help and the only way at this point for me to simulate how she feels is to place my body over hers as we bump the floor.
The boys only stop laughing when I get off of her and resume my work out of the smith machine.

Called into the office and he asks me to come go I will don’t get have do you know want anything to go eat and then go we’ll go to pick you you up.

Arrive at the pt girl house later that night and ask if she’s home, she says no she is washing her hair so I let myself in and wait get her.
Now the problem is her girlfriend is there and is trying to flirt with me.

>>11320308
are you new here or just a shill? you know this is a spork board yet you come here with your regressive garbage bait thread. fuck you op, honestly.

>>11320892
fuck off katy

>>11320308
Fuck off salad fingers

>>11320308
spoiler]How about no?[/spoiler]

>>11320308
nah
pic related
the superior utensil

>>11324131

This is what weebs really believe

>>11324131
Maybe 5000 years ago.