/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11341809
Try doing kegels to burn some fat in a risk free, low effort and empowering way

>>11341809
Just because I know someone's bound to say it:
IF THAT PICTURE IN YOUR OP IS WHAT YOU MEANT BY COFFEE THEN NO FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE STILL FAT STARBUCKS IS FILLED WITH SUGAR AND YOU KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS?? CARBS AND YOU KNOW WHAT CARBS ARE?? EVIL THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME TO GO KETO LARDASS

>>11341830
People just need to eat with some self control

>>11341830
Starbucks is successful because they enable customers to have milkshakes while rationalizing it as "just a coffee". They move more milk than coffee.

>>11341830
>carbs
>evil
Anon, that isnt true. I basically need carbs for marathon training. Hell, my running buddy and I sometimes even enjoy a sugary hot drink from starbucks after our 20 mile long-runs in the cold as a reward, and still maintain a calorie deficit by a large margin. Carbs arent evil, they are just earned. Fatties dont earn them.

>>11341809
>I eat almost nothing.

>>11341809
>yfw seeing an obese middle aged lady in the bathroom eating a tiny salad with a huge ass Starbucks "coffee" filled to the brim with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, caramel, pretzel bits, and peanuts

>>11341809
>All I had so far today is a coffee
>10:59am
>proceeds to have a big lunch and then a night out drinking followed by a whole 12" pizza

>>11341839
>Starbucks is successful because they enable customers to have milkshakes while rationalizing it as "just a coffee". They move more milk than coffee.
That sounds like truth.
They really don't emphasis black coffee in their stores. It's there but it's like one item on the menu surrounded by 27 types of latte that are somehow much fattier and sugery than a latte.

cool bait thread bro

>>11341991
Their menu now has several black coffee options.

>>11341981
Why is she eating it in the bathroom?

>>11341997
It's not bait because there was no attempt at deception.

>>11342028
>several black coffee options.
How does ordering coffee with nothing added to it warrant "several options"?

>>11342037
multiple hot brews, espresso, iced hot brew, cold brew, nitro cold brew...

>>11341952
post body then

>>11342030
Why aren't you?

The only things worth getting at starfucks are flat white or a london fog. Everything else on the menu is trash.
If I was gonna have a milkshake I'd get a real one, not that syrup-congealed abomination.

Your metabolism is dogshit because you barely eat. Idiot.

>>11341809
that "coffee" has like 3000 calories you fat stupid american, and it's not even close to what a real coffee btw

>>11342032
That's not how bait works. It's a thread that has guaranteed replies to an uninteresting topic. Fat-haters are going to visit to shame the fat people.
OP gets all the (you)s in the world.
Bait thread = fishing for attention.

>>11342402
That isn't how mammals work.

>>11341809
For me, it's all the vodka.

>>11341952
whats your bet OP's only exercise is walking to the oven to get his tendies tho

>>11341809

>>11341833
NO

>>11341839
this is a middle school tier take i first heard several years ago and continue to hear people regurgitate until this day

no, you're not wrong

>>11341952
>Carbs arent evil, they are just earned
Smaller amounts of refined carbs will minimize any health problems but they're still worse than whole grains, fruit, etc.

>>11341809
The good thing about being a poorfag I can't afford these types of concoctions that will rob me of like 2 days worth of calories, only black coffee or with some skim milk if I feel like it with a Splenda®©™