/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sure I'd try it, doesn't look that bad.

>>11360601
same, just don't expect it to taste like a burger

>>11360594
That looks like something a vegan owl would regurgitate.

>>11360594
Looks like a bunch of mashed up grains; slave food

>>11360594
Literally looks like the shit I just took

Looks like something a millennial retard would eat pretending it was good

>>11360594
Is the reason why soyboys open their mouth so much is to fit those vegan "burgers" in their mouth?

>it's another "vegans trying to make ((food)) imitating omnivore cuisine" chronicle

>>11360594
your entire lifestyle depends on how apealing it is to carnists

>>11360859

>>11360594
>Implying omnivores don't eat plant based food
I'll eat your sissy burger and consume your flesh when i'm done

>>11360594
Looks like it would taste like a handful of bird seed but I'd try it. Or am I not allowed to since it's vegan?

>>11361894

If you like veggies so much, why don't you just enjoy your celery stick, instead of trying to come up with ways to make "fake meat"?

>>11360594
The onions look caramelized pretty well, I'll give credit where it's due.

>>11360594
why are vegans so insecure? Just eat some veggies and shit jesus.

>>11360594
>hardcore meat eaters
Yeah no one calls themselves that, we're just regular people. And sure I've eaten cold mashed beans before but I'm not exactly proud of it

>>11362083
>why are vegans so insecure?

*posts in vegan thread*

>>11361894
Seasoning meat with herbs is miles away from making food look and taste like meat while not eating meat. The correct analogue would be trying to make "fake falafel" but with meat, and thankfully nobody does that.

>>11360594
Onions cast a shadow, I can't eat that!

>>11360594
Sure, as a starter, before having my steak.

>>11360594
vegan cheese is fucking gross

>>11364051
>IT MELTS!

I'd probably enjoy it, but not as much as I'd enjoy an actual burger

>>11364051
If I had to say I would agree that cheese is the only thing vegans haven't been able to make palatable

>>11360594
Why do you have to pretend to eat meat if you love being vegan so much?

> vegan cheese
I get my cancer from more reputable sources

>>11364257
>Why do you eat vegan food if you’re vegan?

>>11364592
it’s not hard to understand what he is saying

>>11364603
It’s not too hard to understand what I’m saying unless you’re mother spiked you headfirst into the pavement when you were born

>>11364592
>I don't know how to answer so I'm just going to pretend your question was retarded

>>11360594
Wtf is that, mashed quinoa? HARD pass.

>>11364616
>pretend

>>11364603
It's like how foreigners are obsessed with america but keep doing, using, buying, and thinking about america no matter what. vegans are obsessed with meat because it's good and they want to emulate it while simultaneously insulting it. it's absolute yuropoor dipshit behavior

>>11364603
vegans like meat because it's tasty
but they can't eat meat because reasons so they eat notmeat

>>11360594
Having an aunt with whom I ate various times at vegan restaurants, I'd say that that raw vegan cheese burger doesn't taste as good as it looks desu.

>>11360594
>seeds
>with tomato
ew

>>11360594
It looks like cowshit

>>11364051
That's certainly true, there are one or two exceptions but you have to try a lot of shit to find the nice ones.

Tarfutti is pretty good but only the cream cheese variety.