/ck/ - Food & Cooking

In high school I'd buy frozen family size lasagnas and eat them all by myself for dinner.

I used to eat at McDonalds, but then i got a job.

I've been drinking every day this week

when my family would go to tex mex restaurants, i would get 2 cheese enchiladas, rice and beans, cut the enchiladas up, and then mash everything together and eat it

>>11364207
I refused to eat onions as a kid. I picked them out of everything, no matter how finely diced or small they were.
It stopped when I went on a camping trip and was so fucking hungry at the end of the day I just ate my spaghetti bolognese without autistically picking out the dozens of little onion shreds of every mouthful, and realised how much of a faggot I was being.

Poured myself a bowl of Coco Puffs breakfast cereal but we didn't have any milk in the fridge, so I improvised and used lime juice instead.

I remember the lime juice turned a sickly diarrhea brown from the chocolate cereal but I ate the entire bowl and drank the juice.

Also, I used to put ketchup on mac and cheese.

To this day I eat M&Ms in a specific order:

Green
Orange
Red
Yellow
Blue (formerly tan)
Brown

I dip the creamless jammy dodgers in water to make them more moist. Also flying saucers are good in water. But don't let them get to soggy.

I used to eat, but then i got a job at McDonalds.

I eat cheese puffs by nibbling the cheese off then eating the naked puffs. If I'm ever eating doritos and the like I inspect each side to see which one has more flavor dust.

as a kid i would only eat a cheeseburger with pickles and mustard.
i used to think any caramelization was burned and inedible.
i used to carefully cut around all the fat in steak always.

now i always eat/make food to a multiple of 100 calories. I'll not eat a little bit if it would mean going over or I'll throw in a few carrots to get to the next whole 100.
i have a preferred spoon and fork and if they aren't in the silverware drawer I'll find it in the sink or dishwasher and clean it instead of using one of the other perfectly good spoons/knives.
i only cook with butter/oil when I'm too far beneath my calorie goal to realistically reach it by the end of the day.
i eat carrots with hot sauce.

>>11364600
Same with cheese puffs, I also do the same with all candy bars and anything with a breading, i.e. chicken nuggets and fish sticks

wow you guys are autistic i just eat food with no regard to anything ever

>>11364392
Dear fucking God man

>>11364617
>now i always eat/make food

up to 1430 calories.

>i have a preferred spoon and fork and if they aren't in the silverware drawer I'll find it in the sink or dishwasher and clean it instead of using one of the other perfectly good spoons/knives.
i only cook with butter/oil when I'm too far beneath my calorie goal to realistically reach it by the end of the day.
i eat carrots with hot sauce.

One small change and you are me

"Fry" shredded carrots and dress with lemon, continue to cook.
Horrid and disgusting. To this day I get repulsed.

>>11364957
>up to 1430 calories.
Diet?

I would grab handfuls of goldfish crackers and chew them up until they were nice and mushy. I'd then spit out the mush and roll it up into a ball and set it aside for it to get a bit dry. Then I would nibble on the ball like a hamster. Stopped doing it when I was 20

>>11364957
why 1430 specifically?
this is anon you replied to, and i eat in factors of 100 to eat up to a certain amount (2400 for weight restoration...) but 1430 seems like an odd place to stop

i was very very picky as a child. i didn't like meat from the store so when mom made burgers i just had a bun with ketchup and mayo. it was pretty good

>>11364207
I was a sickly child, mainly because my vegetable consumption was limited to mashed potatoes mixed with ketchup.

I also used to love malt vinegar to the point where I'd carry a bottle with me everywhere. I'd even drink it in class.

I also made rhubarb and cheese on crackers once. Didn't taste half bad, honestly

Accidentally got a skim chocolate milk carton with my Cinnamon Toast Crunch when I was in middle school, and didn’t notice until I started eating. It’s not half-bad.

>>11365694
>mashed potatoes mixed with ketchup
According to the FDA you're getting one serving of fruit and vegetable, congrats.

>>11364207
I only eat with spoons and try to avoid using forks

One time when I was drunk and there was nothing to eat I made a large bowl of caesar salad minus the lettuce and ate it. It was basically cereal made from croutons, bacon bits and parmesan that was mixed with dressing. Not going to lie it was shamefully good

I used to avoid fruits mostly since they made me puke. Wasn't unhealthy because I ate fuckloads of greens and veggies but like apples, bananas just made me gag. I got over it when I was 20 though I just ate an apple one day to see if it changed and like it then I was able to eat alot if different fruits. Citrus straight still makes me gag like I do OJ but the flesh of an orange is gross to me.

When I was a kid I would mix orange juice and root beer, and drink it.

Also one night in middle school I wanted pancakes but I didn't want to cook them so I just poured milk over pancake mix. Later that night I came down with the flu and was vomiting. The end.

I used to have a job, but then I ate McDonald's.

>>11364207
When I used to eat Peanut M&Ms I used to eat the shell first then the peanut.

>>11364207
I suck on my utensils inevitably making a kissing sound.
I've been called out on this multiple times already but if I'm not actively avoiding the action, I always end up doing it.
Turns out all the men in my family love sucking on their utensils too so I guess it was hereditary.

>>11365793
based
>>11365798
>t. homosexual

I always eat fries/pizza/other normal finger foods with fork and/or knife if one's available.
Is that autistic?

>>11364207
Single kraft yellow cheese, ketchup, fold in half and eat like a sandwich.

When I was a kid (think from 6-10) whenever I went to Sweet Tomatoes (which was like the only buffet in my town me and my brother could go to) I would get plate and fill half with ranch and the other half with noodles every single time.

I would then just dip the noodles into the ranch, never mixing before and would eat it pretty much 1 at a time. For some reason I only liked it there, tried it at other restaurants and thought it was gross as hell.

bbq sauce on noodles

>Ketchup on green beans
>Ketchup on carrots
>Ketchup on Caesar salad
>Requested that the salad chopper behind the counter at Subway give me a buffalo salad made entirely of meat items with no veggies

>>11365910

It's bad etiquette. Pizza, burgers, fries etc. are all supposed to be eaten with your fingers. Preferably your left hand.

Chew up a couple of Hula Hoops (the delicious hoop-shaped crisp), take the potato mush out of my mouth, jam it into a third Hula Hoop, and consume!

>>11366023
>left hand
Nice try you mutated freak.

>>11364207
I eat with a dessert/salad fork rather than a dinner fork, whenever possible, I find it more comfy. I try to eat things in my plate in proportion.
I prefer my food dry, so I'll have salad without dressings, burgers/sandwiches without sauce, etc. Eating out is a nightmare since I can't do "wet" food at all. Always order the same things in restaurants, since I know they're safe choices.
I can't stand the texture/sweetness of mayonnaise, and that shit is in everything. Nor the texture of raw tomatoes. Cooked bell peppers is way too overpowering in basically anything.

Nutella on salami/pepperoni is delicious. Also I burn cake/cookies on purpose because I like the taste of it.

As a child I'd make toasts, sprinkle with shredded cheese, nuke for a few minutes in the microwave until the cheese was hard overcooked and rubbery. Was the best thing ever.

Thanks for reading my blog!
t. assburger

Well. Evidently I'm a normal eater, because I don't do any of this weird shit you guys are up to.

I did once eat two or three containers of cool whip with chocolate chips in them once as a kid. I puked aaaalloooot.

That's about it.

>buy kratom powder from a natural supplements store
>mix it with water and sugar and put it into a popsicle mould
>freeze it in a freezer overnight
>kratom popsicles!

I shitpost about varking, even though It's not even sold here and I've never even tasted it.

I used to, and still do occasionally, purposely eat spaghetti very fast (for some reason noodles are the easiest food to do it) so it would it would get stuck in my throat because the wad of chewed spaghetti was so overwhelming. I'd then take a drink of water to wash it down; it was all for that feeling of a cinder block being plopped down out of my throat and into my stomach.

>>11364661
i'm curious why you would open this thread then

Whenever I have candy like skittles, M&M's or gummies, I eat one at the time, and when I finish eating it, I eat another one.

>>11364207
I recently dug up this memory.

As a kid, I hated food. I hated eating. Maybe it was because my moms cooking was bad, but I don't remember anymore. I just did not like eating.

Then, I decided that only fast food was worth the effort. It was amazing to my child palate, so I scarfed it down. Which is why I had a problem with fast food addiction as an adult in my road to fitness.

This led to a bunch of weird habits with food that I never knew was weird
For instance I never really chewed my food thoroughly I just sort of mashed it and swallowed. And I always eat frequent small meals, usually just snacks, to avoid eating big meals. All because of how tiresome eating was.

Idk. It all seems like super stupid downey shit to me now. Unlearning habits is hard but living as an adult with childhood habits is just weird and awful.

i used to eat canned tuna mixed w cottage cheese sriracha and black pepper every day for dinner for almost a year

>>11364392
>ketchup on mac and cheese.
https://youtu.be/KZSJqkDVwhU?t=115

>>11364207
When I was 7 I started to make my own lunch for school. I'd make myself a cheese sandwich for lunch - 2 slices of Bordens American cheese product and mayo, only because I didn't like bologna and that's all my parents bought.

One day we were out of mayo so I used sour cream. Shit was nasty.

I used to eat rice and ketchup

>>11364207
I once made a sandwich with just mustard and mayonaise on it because i was hungry and there wasn't shit to eat

I even offered to make my gran one

>>11366822
I still do this

>>11366686
Hi /fit/!

I was similar in that canned tuna made up most of my snacking a couple years ago. Also I would often get a tub of cottage cheese and a protein smoothie for dinner when I was working late

>>11367053
hahah yep i was heavily on /fit/ those years. still am to a lesser extent now.
can't beat that shit for protein. went vegan for a few years though and am now reworking dairy and seafood back into my diet.

>>11364207
Once I asked for no pickles on my burger. Never again.

>>11364207
I used to eat peanut butter and jelly with mayonnaise.i don't remember how it tastes or why I ever did it but it's something I remember from my childhood that I'm ashamed about.

I like eating tomatoes raw like an apple. I don't think this is particularly weird but people think I'm weird when I mention it

I also used to chew on the bones once I finished something that still had bones in it

>>11365783
>Also one night in middle school I wanted pancakes but I didn't want to cook them so I just poured milk over pancake mix. Later that night I came down with the flu and was vomiting. The end.
That was a very satisfying end.

I used to eat bread rolls spread with mayo
I only eat mac and cheese if its soupy, I always hated how mac and cheese clumped up if you dont mix it occasionally and adding extra milk helped that.
I never eat leftovers, I eat it throughout the day and avoid reheating so I just eat room temp food .

>>11366630
I do exactly the same with any pasta and most types of rice. The small pain in the chest and then the relief when drinking water is great

>>11364207
I always mix salt, black pepper, and ground red pepper to ketchup. I also love to eat cornbread with ketchup and have done it as long as I can remember.

>>11364207
I always clean my plate/silverware because I don't like to waste food or leave behind a sloppy messy plate and sloppy silverware. I dunno how people leave messy silverware, did you not put it in your mouth? Do you not use your lips to get all the sauce and bits? At the end of a meal my plate will be generally free of food and my silverware the same.
My boyfriend, he just eats the food off the top of the fork and leaves behind all the sauce or cheese that would get stuck to the tines, and at the end of a meal he would have bits of sauce and bits of food scattered all over his plate and his silverware looks disgusting, like he did more mooshing it around than eating. It bothers me so much.

WHY do people eat just the big pieces and leave behind all the sauce, cheese, onions, and other small bits on their plates and forks? DISGRACEFUL

My friends little brother was fucking disgusting when he ate, especially apples and steak. He would chew them and spit then on a separate plate, but never swallow it. He turned out pretty normal, surprisingly.

In college my go-to meal was uncooked ham cubed up and added to a rice cooker with rice and sazon. Would eat it like three times a day and fried any leftovers with eggs.

>>11364516
>jammy dodgers
>flying saucers

Is this some Bong speak?

Translation???

While eating bread or rolls I'd "peel" their crust off, roll the soft inside matter into tight balls, eat them and then eat the crust.
Pic rel - a breadball

>>11364218
Just one per night, right?

>>11368192

cut your nails you disgusting slob

>>11364392

>>11365503
i used to do a similar thing with cheez-its
I would chew up a mouthful and then when it is mushy i would spit it onto a cracker and then make that into a kind of cheez-it sandwich bastard thing that i would let only slightly set up so it's still kind of mushy. It reminded me of a less powdery cheese version of those snack cracker sandwich things you can buy

>>11365774
isn't that just a parmesan crostini or a shitty bruchetta?

>>11366028
right hand has the burger you mong, gotta stay efficient

>>11366630
>>11367864
t. just actual masochists

>>11367062
You fuckers are gross.

When I first hit puberty, I fucked one of these cupcakes because i thought the cream would feel good but the cake ended up being too dry. So naturally instead of throwing it away and feeling ashamed, i got in the shower so the cake would moisten up and continued to fuck the cake... this is the first time I've ever opened up about this

I had a period where i mixed the Pink Tampico in equal parts with Pepsi, I still don't understand why and I've wanted to try it just to see if it is actually good

I always hated sandwiches as a kid and didn't try a cheeseburger until I was a freshman in highschool, fuck mcdonalds was like a drug after that

this is me >>11368357

I cannot eat sandwiches or burgers with condiments other than cheese on them, will literally gag and or vomit if I get mustard, ketchup and especially mayo in my mouth

the smell of basic barbecue sauce makes me nauseated and it skunks food even if cooked in the same oven/grill

I find it hard to have more than 2 textures in my mouth at once, any more than that and I start to gag

I still do this thing where I get a fresh french loaf from a store like vons, put a fat slice (think like a square in proportions instead of a slice or texas toast) into the microwave for like 20 seconds, butter one of the exposed innard's sides, remove the crust (CAREFULLY), eat the crust, squish the now exposed inside of the loaf down until it is nice and dense, pull off the buttered part and then place it onto the dense innards, fold it up and eat it. It's harder to explain than it is to do, but goddamned if it isn't the most nostalgic thing i can make for basically no money.
if >>11368192 has never done this with bread you need to my man, it's the same idea but like autistic gourmet

I have more, but some of them I have legitimately blacked out of my mind for one reason or another

When I was a kid I used to remove all the toppings and cheese from my pizza, tear apart the dough and crust, and assemble them all in bite sized pieces with the correct ratio of toppings to crust...

Same thing with McDonalds burgers. Tear it all apart, arrange correctly, eat.

I did this till my mom got mad at me in a restaurant and told me to eat like a normal person. I'm a super sensitive person. If someone gets mad at me for something, I NEVER do it again. No matter how much I want to.

My sister and her friend used to microwave frozen french fries with cheese and table syrup, with plastic wrap on top, and then eat it with ketchup. Straight up disgusting.

>>11364207
I once ate dog cracker by accident and liked it so much I ate the whole pack.
Since then I sometimes get cravings for pet food.

>>11366686
Canned tuna with lemon juice is still one of my go to comfort foods for some reason.

>>11364392
should be charged for crime against humanity

>>11365523
>>11365500
1488 was a little too much

>>11364207
I really fucking loved ketchup growing up (still do but don't use it nearly as much) so what I'd do is have like a couple of hot dogs on a plate, put a fucking mountain of ketchup next to them and then just lick the ketchup of the plate after I had eaten the hot dogs. Kind of like you with mustard, the hot dogs were just an excuse to eat straight up ketchup.

>>11368468
Same poster. When my husband and I started dating, before we discovered the evils of HFCS, sour keys were my favorite candy. Used to suck all the sugar off of them, took like twenty minutes. He told me it was gross. Never ate them again.

>>11364218
I do this, but didn't start until uni years. The 1kg frozen lasagnas you can get here are the good shit man.

>>11368468
>table syrup
What is this

I used to put salt on lemons and eat them. Turns out that'll fuck your teeth up big time but it tasted really good.

>>11368613
Fake pancake syrup. In our house it was the No Name brand, but rich people had shit like Mrs. Buttersworth.

I would take a plain hotdog, chew it up until it was mush, and keep it my cheek like a hamster and slowly swallow bits of it.

Whenever I eat a donut I eat around the hole as much as possible.

>>11368646
you win the thread.

>>11364542
Underrated post

>>11368634
Why would you have fucking syrup on the table.

>>11364207
Cant eat chicken when i cook it myself. I know when its done but I still think its not cooked all the way, will leave it on until its well past cooking. Then I'll go to eat it and start feeling sick bc i think the chickens not done.

>>11368840
It's not literally on a table. I think it's a Canadian thing to call it that. Maybe my family was just retarded. I don't know.

I always used to take apart the skin of a McNugget, eat the meat first, and then the skin.

Back when they still had Krispy Kremes in my area, I'd always buy a jelly donut, suck the jelly out of it, then eat the rest.

Around first grade, whenever I had lunch at school I usually threw out the meat from my sandwich and just had a cheese n' mayo sandwich. As odd as it may seem, it was pretty a comfy sammich to say the least.

I used to put a slice of American cheese into my hotdog. I also used to take a can of spray cheese and put it on original Pringles.

>nibble the edges of the breading off the chicken nugget
>then eat the faces
>finally eat the meat

>>11368942

the... the faces?

>>11365503
GOAT

>>11368942
I'm going to need some clarification on this one anon

>>11368450
so᠍y

>>11368959
>>11369002
Eat the sides of the chicken nugget all the way around (thin side). The eat the faces of the nugget (flat sides). After all the breading is eaten off the nugget, eat the bare meat. Can't explain it better without pictures.

My mom used to make a meal of chicken nuggets, rolls, mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese. I used to break off a piece of roll, put a chicken nugget on it and the put mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese on each bite.
Was pretty tops but i would never do something so cringey now.

>>11368192
This is GOAT with brioche btw

>>11369536
I used to do that at school. Forgot what the meat was, though. Turkey probably.

>>11364435
>blue (formerly tan)

>>11369844
I did it at school as well, now that you mention it. I think it was just such a common meal that I had to make it interesting some how.

>>11368437
I appreciate your honesty

>>11366659
>And I always eat frequent small meals, usually just snacks, to avoid eating big meals.
mirin that stable blood sugar

OCD used to prevent me from being able to eat while wearing a hat or even after removing a hat if I could not wash my hair first. Ruined a date once.

>>11364207
As a child in the USA in the 1980s, I invented fairy bread when my parents where not home. It wasn't until the internet came around did I find out all of Australia was eating it too. Such validation.

I also used regular white bread slices to make ice cream sandwiches, but it seems I am mostly alone in this.

>>11364207
I like scooping cottage cheese with potato chips. Is that sufficiently autistic?

>>11364435
>Blue (formerly tan)

They dropped light brown? That's weird. I remember back when red yellow and green were not colors of M&Ms.

>>11364207
When I was little they had this cheese stick thing at costco. What I did was eat that shit like I was eating corn on the cob, and avoid the cheese and dig it out instead and pretend I was mining gold and eat it last.

>>11364207
Last week when I was hungry I mixed flour and water together to make a shitty plain dough, drizzled some honey on top, and ate the whole thing raw. Tasted awful btw, do not recommend

>>11365793
I like to bite halfway into the shell, pull apart, and see which half the peanut ended up sticking to.

>>11370327
Y tho

>>11370399
I thought it would taste better

>>11364207
I used to break salt and vinegar chips into a bowl then I would squirt some ketchup on them, lightly mix it, and eat it with a spoon like "cereal"

>>11370418
You should have realized your mistake after the first bite at least

>>11368928
"table ___" is just a way of indicating that the product is generally cheap and of low quality
For example those bottom shelf wine jugs/boxed wine is called "table wine" in the USA as well

>>11365983
what even drove you to try that in the first place

When I was a toddler I would eat a slice of American cheese before bed with a glass of water. I would fold the cheese in half. Then I would fold those halves in half. Repeat until I had a stack of tiny squares of American cheese that I would eat one at a time while looking through picture books. Contradictory to popular belief of dairy before bed giving nightmares, I only had a few as a child. Nowadays I barely eat dairy products and have nightmares regularly.

>>11368192
you mean a liquor ball sandwich?

I used to fold processed cheese slices in half until I had 64 little squares and then I would swallow each one without chewing or anything. I think it was for the texture.
I also used to eat hotdogs in exactly 9 bites, making for 10 mouthfuls to chew.
The worst one is that I would remove the crust from my ham sandwiches, flatten the result and roll the whole thing up before eating it like a hotdog.

>>11370079
I mean it's kind of like sour cream dip and chips. Creamy and salty. But I've never had cottage cheese so I'm just assuming.

>>11371481

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c

>>11368010

Thats why European families generally eat bread with their meal. Especially Italians, to wipe up any sauce on the dish with a piece of bread and eat it.

>>11364207
Unless I'm eating a sandwich or salad, I usually eat meat last because I always "saved the best for last". I did it a lot as a kid, and slightly less so now.

>maybe 8 years old
>someone at afterschool care baked a bunch of bread for some reason and shared it with everyone
>its amazing, the best bread I've ever tasted, and very buttery, which my brain interprets as oily
>decide that more oil = better food, this is applicable for everything
>ruin everything I cook this way for 3 fucking years

>crabbing in Delaware with my boys
>some rare full moon extreme tide bullshit
>tide sucked almost dry the mosquito retention pond/wetland
>netted three bushels of #1 and #2 blue claws in an hour just scooping them up
>fren says stop at this house he's a dick
>threw a bushel of live blue claw crabs in their inground pool cuz we wuz rich
>go home chow down

>>11364207
I used do dip my ham sandwiches with whatever drink I had with it. Soda, juice, water, milk you name it.

>>11371428
I had to finish it or admit my shame/autism to myself
Guess which one I did

When I was a kid and I ate at burger king I poured an entire packet of salt on the patty before I ate it.

>needed egg yolks
>had egg whites left
>threw egg whites down the sink
It clogged the sink a bit which made me realize I was a fucking retard and I could use the egg whites for a meringue.

>>11364207
>food poisoning from not refrigerating the tomato sauce after opening it.
Get good
When I was poor and only had a mini-fridge, I'd leave all of my sauces/jars out. As long as you give them a shake once per day they'll stay good indefinitely.
They're only bad if they have mold on them, which won't happen unless you leave them for at least 3 days.

>>11364207
I used to eat mustard sandwiches all the time as a kid, sometimes with a slice of American cheese too. I'd squish the ingredients in-between the bread slices until they formed a flattened, dense mass.

I'd also take everything bagels, hollow out the insides, toast them before filling the new crevices with mustard and American cheese and broiling it in my oven.

Haven't had it in years but I'm weirdly nostalgic for ellios frozen pizza that has been cooked in the microwave and sliced into bite-sized portions. I used to cook and prepare them like that for years before I knew/was allowed to touch an oven, and the soft and squishiness of how it would cook in the microwave was always oddly enjoyable.

>>11364207
>be a kid
>picky eater
>dont like egg yolks
>when eating fried eggs would cut around the yolk and just eat the whites
>grew the fuck up
>still cut around whites but now i slurp the runny yolk encapsulated in whites in one forkful
the first time my friends saw me do it they said i was an animal lmao

weetbix in water with ungodly amounts of icing sugar

>>11364241
I remember when this was me, and I remember thinking "it's not that bad, I'm not the only one who does shit like this". Spoiler alert: it got very bad.

When I was little I always ate things like grapes (basically anything you typically eat around 10 to 50 of) in even numbers. I also liked to peel the skin off of grapes as I ate them. When I was about 4 I would go to the kitchen at night and eat American cheese slices while singing the “bears love honey and I’m a pooh bear” song to myself. I started drinking coffee daily around 6. I like experimenting with sauces to dip fries or pizza or whatever. One favorite is 1/2 mustard + 1/4 ketchup + 1/4 hot sauce for fries. Probably my two worst food experiences as a kid was loading up sandwiches with random shit until it was inedible. One of them was a filet-o-fish with multiple salt, sugar, and pepper packets poured on plus whatever random condiments. My mom forced me to eat half of it (which I don’t blame her for at all). That’s about it for now.

When I was a bachelor my go to snack was always "spiced bread" which was literally buttered toast with a bunch of spices and hot sauce lol. Thankfully I became obsessed with cooking a couple years ago and can whip up way better snacks in the same timeframe.

>>11368576

>>11365915
this but oscar meyer bolognese lumch cut with a stripe of hot dog mustard

>>11364207
>shoved a popsicle up my ass and masturbated
>ate a whole container of powdered cheese in one sitting
>dip french fries in vanilla ice cream
>suck on my chicken tendies to taste the salty juices flow into my mouth

I can pick up and eat a century egg like a hard boiled egg. For whatever reason I really, really dig those things.

>>11372265
>dip french fries in vanilla ice cream
This is pretty good tho

I always eat my fries before my burger.

>>11365752
Im not the only one!

>>11366641
>I eat another one
fuckin weirdo

>>11365752
How incredibly American of you

When my family would go to Taco Bell, I would refuse to anything but the cinnamon twists dipped in queso. Probably did this until age 10.

Refuse to eat bread not from the bakery
Still don't

>>11373113
>Not putting his fries in his burger

>love making pizzas
>youtube history is basically 70% pizza recipes and other videos
>my dough NEVER turns out right
Really wish I knew the trick to it.

>>11371789
what happend?

>>11364600
I lick both sides of a chip to get the dust

I would get a pack of starburst, hold a red, pink, yellow and an orange in my hands until they got malleable, then unwrap them and roll them into a multicolored flavor blast ball. In hindsight this was disgusting as child hands are bacteria ridden.

My grandma used to buy smarties by the bag and I would unwrap a whole bunch so I could build little forts or stack then up as high as possible.

Goldfish and cheez its would get stuffed into my mouth like a chipmunk so I could succ the flavor from them and devour them slowly. Something about the texture. I still do this if I get my hands on them.

Stuffing a bunch of saltines in my mouth and taking a small sip of sprite to feel the crazy bubbles. For some reason I always did this while playing Red Alert 2.

>>11364207
I liked making "pepperoni sandwhiches."

Basically bread. Pepperoni slices and miracle whip.

Shit was good but i ate so many i got sick of them.

>>11371626
wtf

>if im eating something with multiple types of food on the plate/bowl (chicken, veggie, rice etc...) i have to eat them together in one bite. i hate it when there's only one type of food left on the plate
>like the taste of popcorn with water on it, almost soggy
>peanut butter, cottage cheese, bananas, greek yogurt, ate this shit a lot last year

>>11364207
I'm not that autistic when it came to food but I used to always make a hole in the middle of my bowl of rice so it can get cooler fast

>>11368437

I can’t be the only one eating McDonald’s fries with icecream when I was a kid.

Sometimes I'll slice some cheese, then spread peanut butter on it and eat that. I've done this hundreds of times in my life. I'm not even fat, I just like it.

I used to "eat" soda with a spoon sometimes

I submerge every type of fluor in yogurt/milkshakes, even if it is part of dish (like hamburguer bread)
As a kid I used to eat spaghetti with juice and have a "special" sandwich that consisted in bread, sausage, bocadillo, ketchup and egg.

>>11375360
this is a socially accepted and even common thing here in Australia, kek

>>11369119
nah just legitimate autism

I degrease pizza and boil ground beef.

Rice and hotdog.

Not even fucking with you, that shit was good.

>>11364207
I still suck the cheese out of macaroni noodles before eating them

>>11376340
>degrease pizza
totally acceptable
>ulillillia
based and pizzapilled

>>11364207
I once tried to marinade a steak in pickle juice.

>>11376359
A whole sausage or cut up? Because cut up is almost standard as a quick and dirty meal.

>>11376682
cut up, usually that pork and beef Ballparks

college diet was hard until I learned how to cook better

After eating popsicles, I would crush the stick up with my teeth and suck on the wood fragments.

>>11376680
It works on chicken. Why doesn't it work on steak?

I would wrap a spear pickle in lunch meats and place in in a hot dog bun, not a bad snack desu.

>>11364218
Based bloatlord

>>11377682
Every kid did that, wtf?

>>11371789
How do I stop?

>>11366092
That sounds fucking sickening

>high one night.
>Want waffle House but not willing to drive for it
> Get two pieces of white bread
>Smear squirtable butter on one half, syrup on other
Pancake sandwiche!

>See parents make Campbell's chicken noodle soup by pouring out can, and then adding an additional can of water before heating in sauce pan.
>Try to make chef boyardee ravioli in sauce pan.
>Add extra can if water, because that's what you do.
>Left with watery ravioli, wondering where I went wrong.

>Two pieces of white bread
>Peanut butter on one side, jelly on other
>Toast in toaster oven before combining runny toasted peanut butter jelly sandwich.
That shit is legit

Others:
>Drink syrup straight from bottle
>Eat corn with ketchup mixed in
>microwave tostino pizzas on box it came with to try and make it crispier.
>Try to beer bong Apple cider vinegar to flush body of stuff

I've done some dumb stuff.

>>11372265
>shoved a popsicle up my ass and masturbated
That's the most normal thing in your post

>>11365915
>>11365783
>>11365774
>>11365626
>These are the people you're taking cooking advice from

>>11366016
I used to eat
>BBQ sauce on baked beans
>BBQ sauce on peaches
>BBQ sauce on all meat and fish
>BBQ sauce on any vegetable I didn't like
>Pour Mtn Dew in 3d Doritos and eat them
>Crazy milkshakes with doritos, cookies, fruit, ice cream, milk, and honey
>Dipped Doritos in ice cream

When I got snacky as a kid I used to eat ketchup straight from the packets (and taco bell mild sauce too). In retrospect I might have had a mild salt deficiency because I would prefer those over actual food sometimes.

>>11380961
bbq sauce on a fucking peach.

>>11368437
I did something similar as a kid, except I rubbed a Bar-S hotdog on my dick. I couldn't stop laughing when I told the story to my friend years later.

Forget how old, elementary or middle school at the latest. Ate Stone Wheat Thins - but what I'd do is chew up a bunch of them, take it out of my mouth in a lumpy mushy mass, let it cool a little (like 5 minutes, 15 minutes?) and then eat it. Actually as >>11368357 said that's what I remember doing - the mushy stone wheat thins were a topping on a regular stone wheat thin cracker.

I kind of wish I could figure out how to make a less disgusting version of that, where you'd mince up stone wheat thins, get some kind of a binder. All it is is water and ground up cracker like a kind of shitty dough, so it wouldn't be hard.


>>11365503
Yeaahh fellow mushfags.

>>11368192
I did this too. I like crust on fresh French or Italian bread but the crust on white-bread like you get in packaging (not from the baker) always felt so shitty.

>>11364207
Somewhat recently I tried adding condiments like mustard, ketchup, hot sauce to oatmeal to try and make a meat substitute that was cheap and quick, I would put the mixture in a tortilla and stuff it with lettuce as well..

I'm not poor but I think I could survive off of that for at least a year before getting tired of it. I ate it for 3 weeks before my mom came back from vacation and asked wtf I was doing (I only used one bowl for it)

My life is barely together.

I used to mash up the graham cracker bottom of cheesecake with the rest of it and mold it up into this mushy ball and eat it up. The texture was nice, but it was even better with cherry filling.

If I had a drink with a resealable plastic cap, I would pour from my drink into the cap, and usually finish at least half the beverage that way.

Whenever I had bread rolls, I cut them in half, scooped out the soft inside with my fingers and ate it. Then, I spread cheese spread or something else over the remains, rolled it together and ate it. When we had them at BBQs, I didn't even bother cutting them in half: I took one big bite, then used the exposed interior for scooping everything out. I then filled the hollow bread roll with meat, sauce and salad.
I still do this occasionally. No one really says anything about it but I'm still afraid they're judging me. I just can't quit this.

>>11364207
When I was a poorfag I used to make like a savoury oatmeal with semi-whole onions and lentils and stuff. Used to cook it all in veggie broth. Pretty weird yes, but was pretty comfy, and probably cost less than 50 cent to make.

I would make my animal crackers pray before eating their heads

>>11370073
Eh, regular white bread is pretty much cake.

>take slice of pizza
>remove cheese/toppings
>lick off sauce
>roll up slice
>bite roll longways, this makes holes in the pizza which amuses me
>unroll to inspect work
>roll back up and eat
>when I’ve had all the slices I want, eat the pile of removed cheese/toppings
>begrudgingly don’t do this in public, but it makes it feel like a waste

I would peel the chocolate coating off the Little Debbie Swiss Rolls and eat that first, then I'd unravel the roll as I ate the rest. I would also eat Nutty Bars one layer at a time, but in a way so that the last layer would have the peanut butter on it.

>>11374889
>red alert 2
Red and basepilled

golden grahams, i don't even like them, but they were perfect for
>eat dry
>put in mouth
>fit in between top and bottom molar teeth
>try to crunch it so it's flat
>never works
>eat box of golden grahams watching 3 ninjas trying to crush a cereal piece vertically

>>11364207
I would take those chocolate chip muffins from the packets, then put them on a paper towel and flatten them all into cookies. I would eat them in increasing order of visible chocolate chips. I did this almost daily.

I'm neurotic about food, and must eat vegan. But this neurosis only applies to food, and no other parts of my daily life.

>>11376340
>putting your feet this close to food
Absolutely disgusting

>>11365798
Why don't you suck on my utensil, ladyboy?

>>11364435
>(formerly tan)

>>11383458
Why don't you lick my decals off, baby?

>>11364207
To this day I will occasionally toast some bread and spread barbecue sauce over them. It's actually pretty good.

>>11364207
i fucking ate coffee grounds as a kid

no idea why, i think maybe i absorbed some of the caffeine and enjoyed it so i kept coming back

till the day my brother caught me at the fridge with spoon full of coffee grounds boutta put it in my mouth

>>11382704
Gruel is the ultimate poorfag comfort food. I ate mine with peppers, onions, backyard tomatoes, and leftovers of cheap cuts of meat. Got me through hard times.

>>11364207
>rubbed steak on my dick to see if its similiar to pusy

>>11371789
genuinely how bad did it get

>>11368192
This except I would make balls out of the creme filling in oreos.

I use to let hotdogs and bolgna sit out in the sun and get warm and sticky and than eat it as a kid. Id also sneak cereal in my pocket as a kid and eat the lint and all.

>>11364207
>Put cheese, ketchup and some herbs on toasted white bread
>Microwave it until it formed a hard, almost pizza like sandwich
In hindsight this was absolutely disgusting

>>11381106

Did the same thing with lays. Only with the original chips though.

Ate slices of white bread with a tablespoon of white sugar on it until I was like 4.

Also almost lit my grandma's house on fire during a sugar rush at that time.

>>11368437
THanks anon now when I eat these I’ll think about dick

When I eat a meat pie, I'll cut a bit off the end, eat that, scrape out all the meat and eat it then eat the pastry on its own.

Decided to drink ~3500mg worth of caffeine in energy drinks in roughly 2 hours and projectile vomited 4m in front of myself and it reached the other side of the street

went to the pound shop and bought something like 6 loaves of sliced bread and proceeded to leave all the slices in places like under windscreen blades and taped to street signs

>kindergarten
>mad at lunch
>stomp grilled cheese into the tile
>dad gets called
>locked in the shed when we got home

>>11387459
>left bread everywhere

This sounds like a great way to get birds to shit on stuff relentlessly

>>11387301
Hows bout cracking off the top puff pastry, breaking it into pieces and using the pastry as chips for the meat dip? Others do this right? Please respond

>>11364207
Used to make garlic and ketchup sandwichs when I was around 5, ate them almost daily

put a chewing gum stick around my head, cover it with my foreskin, piss, and then eat the gum

Eurofag here
When I was in school I always wanted those little pre-filled chocolate cream crossaints but my parents didn't buy them, so I would take milk rolls, cut them open, carve the insides out, throw the insides away and fill the shell with Nutella. It was so tasty, that I ate some of them every single day for at least 3 years. After that I feel like puking when I eat Nutella

>>11371481
Shit anon, did the same thing as a kid

Any time my family had baked potatoes I would make “baked potato BBQ soup” which consisted of me opening the potato and forming a bowl. I would then slather butter, salt, sour cream, and BBQ sauce into the potato guts and stir vigorously. I now know why I was obease in my childhood.

I would cover any and all ice creams with powdered Nesquik. Texture was like eating colored sand but it tasted awesome.

This is probably the most mild of all autism spectrums but I can not mix things. No matter what it is, I cant eat a fry then my burger. I have to either eat all the fries, all of the salad, and then all of the burger.

Maybe slightly more autistic, no matter how you chew/swallow, if I hear it, I fantasize killing you in the middle of a meal

>>11368192
I did the same but would put butter or peanut butter in the middle

>>11368903
Same for a long time. Recently I've been able to eat it and accept that its safe to eat. But no matter how I season it, if I bake chicken, it always has an off smell to it. Almost like a hint of new rubber

Grape tomatoes with vanilla frosting is kind of good. Super tangy

>>11364207
i ate a salt and ketchup sandwich when i was 3

>>11364207
I always eat pizza crust first and work back towards the tip

>any food that looks like a person or an animal I used to do intense rp with before I killed "ate" them
>slowly stick knives into fruits like strawberries and peaches and slice them pretending it's flesh
Still do that one to this day. also
>take an apple and lightly punch it with your knuckles all over. take a needle and stab it and suck the juice out. repeat until the apple has no more juice

>>11364207
>mom never cooked because she's lazy as fuck
>childhood nourishment was white rice with ragu on top
>would add beans if I could find any

>>11364392
>Also, I used to put ketchup on mac and cheese.
This pregnant customer at my old restaurant would do this. Chalked it up as a hormonal craving

>>11383960
Pls no

>>11390476
Ketchup on mac and cheese is kino. tastelets don't kno bout dat

>>11364207
i have a weird fetish where i'm turned on by really weird food combinations. i get super hard from textures and tastes that don't go together. extra points if i start gagging, but i won't go into my asphyxiation fetish

this is combined with an interest in sexual exhibitionism. usually i go to my college cafeteria and create really disgusting shit in public. i usually have a huge boner when im doing it so the awkward way i walk definitely attracts even more attention

sometimes i only eat half of my meal so i can fuck it later and see how the salt of my cum mixes with the sauces

here's what i created last night. it's spinach and strawberry jam on two buttered hamburger buns held upside down and microwaved for exactly 14 seconds

tasting strawberry jam mixed with cum was honestly really interesting. it was kind of hard to tell the difference between the butter and the cum, but i think the cum was saltier.

>>11390596
I think you'd like this thread.
>>>/aco/2597609

Sometimes I wrap up a piece of bologna into a flour tortilla, is a good struggle snack.

In middle school, in addition to the regular lunch line we had a snack bar where we could pay for junk food. I would get a candy bar and a side of cheese sauce, and dip the candy bar in the cheese. I did this to gross out and impress my friends, but I kept doing it because it was surprisingly good. The mild, creamy cheese went great with the chocolate and the rich fillings of the candy bar. I'm getting nostalgic and hungry thinking about it, to be honest.

>>11368437
I did the same but with a jumbo marshmellow. Depending on who's reading this, they'll know who it is.

>>11389614
same. sooo good.

other food rituals as a kid were putting doritos on pbj and cheetos on tuna sandwiches.

>>11377682
me but with lollipops

>>11368192
My brother and I did the same but we would craft them into units from Warcraft 3 and "fight" with them since we were both obsessed with the game.

>>11373322
That's just called having "not shit taste". How people eat that preservative filled kleenix shit is beyond me, it's abhorrent, even a mediocre bakery is a thousand times better.

I'd intentionally let my cereal get soggy. I would also mix cereal with my oatmeal.

>>11368192
Me in primary school.

>>11364207
austin bruce

>>11364207
>dad cooks dinner
>it comes with mixed veggies and mashed potato
>fuck this shit
>pretend the corn is ninja turtles and the carrots are the foot
>the mashed potatoes are the foot's fortress
>pretend they're battling it out

This one time i ate a dick

>>11364516
arent all jammy dodgers creamless?

Barbeque sauce on tuna sandwiches is the best thing so many people don't know about.

>>11364207
I've had one eating quirk for my entire life.
I try a bit of everything on my plate, decide which was the best, and eat everything in order from worst to best.
Also, my favorite thing to dip chips in is hamburger helper

As a kid I put a little bite in my mouth and sucked the air out of it because it felt carbonated for some reason

>>11364207
I can't handle even the tiniest amount of gristle or fat on meat. I can only deal with fat in mince. If I feel it in my mouth I get an immediate gag reflex. If I eat a steak or anything with pieces of meat in it I need to meticulously remove all of that before eating it. It looks retarded as fuck so I can never eat stuff like this in public unless it's only my parents or something. I can pretty much only eat chicken breast or something made out of minced meat with other people around me. Can't even eat a chicken thigh properly without leaving too much of it
I've tried to get over it by forcing myself to eat stuff to get used to it but it just doesn't work.

I used to eat butter sandwiches as a kid. It was just slices of butter in between two pieces of white bread. The butter had to be cold, otherwise it would just melt into the bread. Honestly, it was delicious and I’m sometimes tempted to make one again.

Also I eat a lot of foods in a specific way. I always eat hotdogs by taking a bite from one end, then taking a bit from the opposite end, and repeat. This is because I hate when there is lots of wiener hanging off the bun and so this method ensures my last bite will be the center of the hotdog and will be the most pleasant piece. I cannot recall a single time I have ever not eaten a hotdog like this.

>>11392973
>Also I eat a lot of foods in a specific way.
You have the non-hyperbolic version of Aspergers

>>11364392
you cant make this shit up i swear

Lick the seasoning off both sides of a Pringle then eat it

Used to collect gristle cut from a roast and just chew on it for fifteen minutes or so until my jaw started popping. I loved the texture.

>>11364207
I eat the crust off my sandwich before eating the actual sandwich.

>>11368942
Oh god I do this too...

>>11374035

>>11371481
sounds comfy desu

>>11371699
wtf, also nice dubs

>>11372384
what the fuck is wrong with you

Two things I loved when I was kid
1. at summer camp we would get some of the square pizzas, chicken nuggets and potato chips
I would make a sandwich with the pizza as the bread then nuggets then chips then with ketchup on top.

2 I still like this one it is a PP&J with dill pickles.

At McDonald's, I would always insist that my burger just be a plain patty between two pieces of bread.
I did this for years.

At Chevys, I would ask for their fresh flour tortillas without putting anything in them. I would eat like six or seven in one sitting. Was not overweight as a little kid.

>>11365752
Confucius ?

>>11364241
I've been drinking every day for 20 years. I really don't see why people get all bothered about alcoholism. My career is doing great despite it and I'm legitimately happy.

I would eat the watermelon all the way to the peel and weird out mah niggas.

>>11394786
The tortillas I get. Shit's delicious no matter what.

But plain burgers. Wow. Please tell me you grew up to enjoy condiments and spices.

I would only eat tuna and turkey sandwiches. Tuna sandwich with 1 slice of turkey lunchmeat and a kraft single. I remember loving it so much. I haven't dared remake it as an adult, because I'm positive it would be horrendous and ruin the nice memories I have.

I love onion sandwiches, just spread butter on a bun, add raw onions and some salt on top.

Unironically eat raw onions, I like crying.

>npc's think eating m&m and grapes in a specific order is weird and quirky XD
you need to go back

>>11365503

> Eat Peanut Butter, Nutella, and Cookie Butter (like Lotus/Biscoff) strait from the jar or tub with a spoon

> Eat cake frosting and icing directly from the tub or suck it out of the piping bag

> Eat cookie dough strait from the tube, or just eat the raw uncooked 12/24 little cookie dough blobs of it is a sheet of them like Pillsbury or Nestle Tollhouse

Let me tell you, those new hipster and artisan "Cookie Dough Cafe" pop-up shops that are starting to get trendy now are are fucking godsend to degenerate fuck spergs like me who have been hiding their gross food shame for years in the darkness of the pantry and kitchen floor. There's literally a kiosk at the mall that serves gourmet, warm, custom, to-order Cookie Dough food creations and I fucking love it. You can buy edible cookie dough online and in grocery stores too now. I'm not a freak any more.

I drink milk with ice

>>11394919
>Eat cookie dough strait from the tube
I know lots of people who do this, anon.
>Including me
It even comes as a standard ice cream add-in. You can get cookie dough ice cream in any grocery store. No ned to feel weird about it.

>>11394846
Yes to both.

Prefer mustard, spicy sauces, and peanut butter on my burgers to ketchup, though. Mayo is okay.

I just remembered another autistic thing I used to do now, though.
I would get my burger broiled in the oven (my mom was doing the cooking, obviously), and then I would cut up the burger and dip it into a pile of ketchup on my plate with a fork instead of eating it on a bun at all.

>>11390923
>being this much of a faggot about bread

>>11364207
Up until I was 5-6yo my dinner always consisted of a cold wiener and milk with crushed up plasmon biscuits, nesquik and a shitton of honey in it. All drank from a baby bottle (yes I used to have very fucked up teeth from that)

If I'm using a fork, I never take food off of it with my lips, I always sort of "bite" it off. I hate the feeling of the cold leftovers stuck on the fork touching my mouth.

I almost never use spreads on something, I love eating them straight out of the jar (sweetened condensed milk, penaut butter, salted caramel, nutella, jam and shit like that)

My little sister used to eat cold fries with chocolate pudding, and had this thing where she had to smell every single bite of something before putting it in her mouth. She still does the smelling thing sometimes

>>11390596
oh boy do i have something for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo
watermelon + watermelon juice + marshmellow + extra chunky peanut butter
i don't know why i tried it, it hurt existentially

>>11394919
you are literally a normalfuck but you think you're special, kindly leave

>>11388170
Either post the Trump edit or don't post that image at all you fucking newfag.

used to eat tucs with a thick layer of margarine,
would refuse to eat toast hot, would make it and
leave it to go cold before buttering it as i hated the taste of melted butter.

>>11368677
You're the opposite of me, I eat donuts from the hole outwards.

>>11380546
>can of water
What the fuck lmao

>>11396284
How?

>>11396021
>Post the Trump edit
Anon I think you may be the newfag here.

>>11364600
>not getting your lips moist and skimming the surface of your cheese puffs with them to collect all the flavor dust and then lick it all off your lips when youre done

>>11366630
I do this with except with really dry tuna salad sandwiches and i wash it down with milk.
God i love that feeling

>>11394823
>implying your life isn't a total trainwreck and people haven't given up on you so they just let you live in ignorance
>implying you don't work a dead-end office job

>phos go to the sea for reasons
>they have rebuild a new phos using the piece he gave them and their shells

>>11368134
Yes he's talking about different kinds of biscuits (cookies you have with tea).

I always microwave my food on intervals of 45 seconds before I eat it
I never had a microwave until I went to university, but just having the ability to make my food boiling hot regardless of what it was was beautiful.
It got so bad that whenever I would go to my doctor for a physical she would comment on the burns in my mouth every time.
There's just something about a burning hot piece of food flowing down my throat searing it until it reaches my stomach that makes me feel content

>>11396317
I bite from the inside of the hole outwards, depending on the size of the donut it can be kind of difficult to get the first bite in and I generally have to nibble away an area from both sides before I can actually start to get into it and spiral outwards with bites. Seems retarded but it's the most satisfying way for me to eat them.

>>11365503
I would chew a bunch, split an unchewed goldfish in half, spit the chewed goldfish onto the cracker to make a sandwich

Ever since I was a kid, I have always sucked on an m&m until I start to feel slight bumps in the hard candy shell, and I than attempt to crack the candy shell in have using only my teeth, so the chocolate is still in perfect form, but still allowing to to chew the perfectly divided candy coating in a separate cheek.
I also always save the orange and blue one until the end, because my favorite sports team is the Denver Broncos. I pop them both in my mouth at the same time and juggle them around with my tongue for a bit, then do the same thing as stated above.

>>11368625
This.

>>11399124
Do you also do this with peanut M&M's?

>>11396966
just go suck a dick already

Out east they have KFC buffets. 5$ all you can KFC food. One time when I was around 10 my mom gave me my drink cup to go get what I wanted from the soda machine and instead I filled the large soda cup with brown gravy and then put a lid on it and drank the whole thing with my meal. I threw up all over the moment we tried to leave in the bushes outside. I still love KFC's gravy.

doritos in nutella, still do it

>it tastes fucking amazing, the acidity from the cheesyness of the dorito, with the salt
>the cream from the nutella, calming the salty cheese

try it

I put mustard in plain unheated tortillas and eat them, I microwave creamy peanut butter and slurp it down like a drink with milk on the side if I have it. Used to eat raw potatoes and rhubarb with salt thinly sliced and washed. I squirt mustard into half empty lays chip bags and mush it all up until you have mustardy chip balls

A1 steak sauce + Homemade Mac & Cheese

Shit had my stomach doing cartwheels

Hated soggy cereal and really couldn't let it sit in milk for more than a few seconds without wanting to gag. So I just ate raisins with milk in a bowl for breakfast a lot. I guess because of raisin Bran? Who fucking knows

>>11401227
gav?

Thia thread is why we need to range ban americans, jfc, what a disgusting people.

Made this in high school with some fat friends.
Fucking niggers suck so much at cooking we had to buy pizza.

>>11364207
I used to make a waffle egg sandwich every morning a year or so back

>>11364207
When I was 8 or so I thought that bread was made by mixing milk with wheat and cooking it. I was very disappointed when my microwaved milk and wheat plant pieces did not turn into bread.

I took a few cheezits, chewed them, then put the mush between two cheezits and made a cheezit mush sandwich and ate it in a few small bites

its good