/ck/ - Food & Cooking

she made you talk to yourself for 30 minutes?
yikes, that's rough

>>11368300
>You've just scrolled past the crazy teacher of waste
>Your mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply "I'm sorry, fruit"

>>11368300
based teacher

dont you know that children in africa are starving?

>>11368334
It was elementary school. Some Teacher in Asia are really strict. All the memories I had involving elementary school was punishment mainly.

>There was one where i was slapped in the face several times in front of the class because I lied
>and one I forgot what happened I cried in front of the whole class because it was something humiliated

one time i spilled my drink on the table and my mom made me lick her pussy again

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

yes, but my grandma was right. wasting food is a sin.

>>11368300
This picture made me smile for the first time in days

>>11368330
I'm fruit

>>11368397
Fuck, I always hated that as a kid.

>>11368330
Im sorry, fruit.

>>11370099
Keep smiling anon kun

>I'm sorry, fruit
kek

>>11368300
My parent's wouldn't let me leave the table until I ate every single speck of food on my plate.

Once I hit 14 and my metabolism slowed down, I started getting fatter and struggled with my weight until my early 20s.

It took a lot of deprogramming, to not let any food get to waste. Whatever you do, if your kids don't feel like eating let them, they won't starve and all you're doing is fucking up their minds

>>11370366
I agree. The old misconception of forced punishment being the default solution is not useful for everything

My mother and aunt were raised by their grandmother who was from the depression era. You don't waste food. Or anything. Every. End of discussion.

Once as a small kid, they took me to a mexican restaurant and ordered my food for me and they forced me to eat a cheese-stuffed pepper and I ended up writhing on the ground screaming in pain because it was fucking spicy as hell. They both yelled at me to get up and stop being dramatic and that I should be ashamed of "wasting" food (that I never asked for) until they both took a bite out of it and realized that it was too hot for even them to handle. Traumatized me. They never apologized.

My mom also later forced me to sit at the dinner table the whole night (she was very quick to beat me with belts or wooden spoons or anything she could get her hands on when I tried to sneak away. She dragged me back by my hair and sat me down to eat it. I think she enjoyed punishing me. Sick bitch.) She wouldn't let me up until I ate a stuffed green pepper that tasted like shit. I learned later in life that I have OAS - Oral allergy syndrom, which means that I'm allergic peppers, cucumbers and especially ragweed. Bitch tried to kill me.

There are times when I fantasize about what kinds of mean shit I'm going to do to her when she's old and in a wheel chair. I might force her to eat a few things she's allergic to and smack her around for wasting food when she refuses. Let's see how you like it, bitch.

My parents spent all their money on heroin and PBR I ate any food I could get my hands on. I would have loved to be forced to eat the food you threw away

>>11370460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOjQ5ukc3k

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11370490
has life been better for you these years?

>>11370412
I can understand why they do that, I have a younger brother who would snack on shit all day then not eat dinner. But in that case you need to stop them from snacking, not force them to eat.

>>11368330

I'm sorry, fruit

>>11370501

>>11368300
My parents wouldn't feed me the next day if I didn't finish my food for that meal.
So if I didn't eat eggs, I had no breakfast the next day.
No crab? No lunch.
No cowtongue? No dinner.

>>11370510
Yeah everything is great now. Im glad we had nothing probably saved me from being obese

>>11368330
I'm sorry fruit

>>11370542
thats great anon and i dont mean to rub it in, but whats it like to grow up with drug addict parents? were there a tuning point you made that set you apart from following their path?

>>11370533
They wouldn't just feed you the food leftover from the previous day?

that seems stupid

>>11370655
They never mistreated or abused me we just never had any nice things. They stopped doing drugs when I was 14 and became extremely wealthy soon after. The turning point was when they got money I will never be poor again if i can help it. I only do psychedelics and research chemicals never heroin or meth

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
I'm sorry fruit

>>11370675
My parents are only 15 years older than me

>>11368330
immunity doggo save me!

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

my mother made 'goulash' once which was ground burger, broccoli and corn boiled in cheap Ragu. No one wanted to eat it so my mother got mad and made me and my siblings sit at the table until we ate all of it. I dont know how long we all sat there not touching the food but as soon as my mom got a call and walked away, I scraped all of that garbage into one of my grandmother's many plant pots. She always had huge plants all over the house so hiding it all behind the leaves was easy

No idea if anyone found out or not but there hadnt been an episode like that since

>>11370366
Fuck I still have this mentality, I have to distance myself from it. To be fair I did grow up relatively poor so I see where my parents where coming from but fuck, I force food in when I'm full to prevent it from going to waste.

>>11370675
>They stopped doing drugs and became extremely wealthy soon after
Really was not expecting that

>>11370366
>>11370716
It does actually take some deprogramming to get rid of this "clean plate" mentality. If I ever have kids, I'm going to let them decide how much they want to eat and not force them to finish. Then again, they're also going to be aware that this is it for them for the rest of the night. You don't have to eat it all, but that's all you getting until breakfast. This way it's their choice and I'll hopefully teach them that consequences are a part of life's choices that we make.

>>11368300
My parents purposely over buy food fully knowing some of it will go bad just because they like keeping their options open.

>>11368330
I'm sorry fruit please don't kill my mo

>>11370758
counterpoint: do make them try things at least otherwise they end up terribly picky, and ensure they make an effort to eat vegetables and fruits since like, kids really got cleave to nutritional guidelines to avoid growth problems

>>11368330
My mom already died in her sleep, now what waste-teacher and shit fucking fruit?

>>11370758
>>11370716
>>11368300

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit.

>>11368330
"I'm sorry, fruit"

>>11371133
Oh boy I'm shook. If it was socially acceptable I would eat the leftovers from my friends plates to stop the waste. I need help.

>>11370758
Usually at home I'm pretty good about it because I make enough to have leftovers and have a second meal, but when I'm out to eat and there isn't enough to take home but too much to comfortably eat I go at it anyways.

>>11368300
Nahh.
My mum and dad always said "don't worry if you can't finish your meal"... but I was always the one that got pissed the fuck off if the plate wasn't clean.

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11370366
I don't understand this. Why not just portion less food on the plate to begin with?

>>11371133
>>11371396
this is some anorexic shit tho obviously

>>11368330
Lo siento, fruta

>>11368330
I’m sorry, fruit

>>11368330
sorry im fruit

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
Het spijt me, fruit :(

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
I really don't want to see this become a thing...

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11370675
>research chemicals
yeah just keep telling yourself you need those

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368300
>Kids mix food together at lunch
>Teachers are assholes
>"Don't play with your food" and w/e
>You either had to finish your food you played with or miss recess
>Learned I liked dipping chicken fingers in cherry jello because of that

At home I got spanked if I didn't try a few bites of everything on my plate. Usually ended up with me ass naked at the dinner table by myself.

I’m 26 and wasting food is for fucking assholes.

Sorry fruit

When you apologize to OP
>I'm sorry, fruit

>>11372294
poepneger haha :D

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368300
I wish that ha happened to me. My mom was crappy but she would have beat the shit out of that teacher

>>11372532
>tfw principle have your mom standing on the teacher's grave and say "im sorry teacher" for 30 minutes

>>11368330
Desculpa, fruta.

>>11372490
Biemel in bagina :3

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
I'm a sorry fruit.

>>11368330
I'm sorry fruit

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11370460
Put her in the seediest elderly abuse retirement home you can find, then never call or visit.

>>11372403
You dumbfuck

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
I’m sorry, fruit.

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11372399
>>11372300
>>11371133
>>11370611
>>11370533
>>11370522
>>11370366
>>11370344
>>11370099
>>11368366
>>11368300

Cool dubs

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11368330
are you fucking sorry fruit?

>>11368330
I'm sorry fruit

>>11368330
My mom died so fuck you fruit, i also fucked an orange.

>parents get surprised and annoyed everytime they make the dish you've told them you cannot eat it at all multiple times
this is really all that happened to me when i was younger

>>11370460
come on pal
as someone with lot if allergies I can say that a little bit of polen never killed anyone

cheese in the other hand...

>>11370758
This is what my parents did to me, and I think it’s the best option as I’m a very non-picky eater. In this country it’s really difficult to teach proper attitudes towards food, because there’s a massive waste culture but also a massive person culture. It’s hard to teach a child to not be a part of either one.

>>11368334
Too bad they breed faster than they starve.

When someone posts "unless you reply X" why dont the mods just permaban anyone that replys to it with "X"?
Clearly they have zero value.

>>11368334
What's the purpose of this phrase? Every time I hear it the more it doesn't make sense
>People are starving in Africa!
Yeah, but this food is grown/picked/processed solely in the USA and maybe Mexico or South America, sometimes New Zealand. Kamut and sorghum sometimes come from Africa but those aren't particularly popular grains (yet). Are you saying that an African children dies of starvation after I throw half of an apple away? Are you saying we should ship food over to them and continue to bolster their dependence on foreign aid for their population to survive? Are you saying that I should feel superior to starving Africans because the USA has an abundance of food and I should gorge myself on food even when I'm full just to stick it to 'em? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MRS. SMITH?? YOU'RE A THIRD GRADE MATH TEACHER!

I did not grow up with a father so I really wasn't punished much, but I am extremely strict with my wife's son. He only likes to eat fried chicken, and only drinks red kool aid so it's been tough introducing more healthier options into his diet. Lately he has been seeming to enjoy fresh watermelon slices, as well as collard greens. I've also found that if I put basketball on the television while he's eating, he eats much better.

>>11371435
Same. It's nice having realistic parents.

>>11368300
>>I threw away some half eaten fruit in school lunch once, our teacher made ne stand inside a food waste dumpster and say "I'm sorry, fruit" for 30 minutes
I think you're getting your boot camp stories mixed up with your school stories unless your yeacher was a Drill Instructor.
>step on grass
>be forced to apologize to grass

Not much because I loved food as a kid and ate well, but once when I was six years old my dad sent me to school with a sandwich that was way too big for some reason and I couldn't finish it. The schoolyard monitor lady saw me moving to throw what was left of the sandwich away and stopped me. She admonished me and made me eat the rest. She stood there watching while I slowly choked it down. I was completely stuffed the whole time and felt sick. In class afterwards I vomited and the teacher got angry at me. She was a nasty horrible lady, she didn't send me to the nurse instead she told me to go to the bathroom and clean the vomit off my shoes. She used to scream in kids faces. Imagine a grown woman bending down with her face a few inches away from the face of a cowering crying six year old and screaming in rage berating him. This was an expensive private school too.

>>11371133
/mischief/

>>11371480
People over-estimate their ability to eat large amounts of food. They're not really as hungry as they think they are.
>Aw shit, I'm only halfway through this trible bacon cheeseburger and large cheese curd and I'm already full.
>Better finish it I guess

>>11372876
>you cannot eat it at all
Can't or won't?

>>11373006

>2nd grade
>Teacher gets this gigantic subway sandwich with ham and whatever the fuck goes with that for the class
>Here I am, this malnourished fuck confused at what I'm being presented
>The fuck is ham?
>The fuck is any of this?
>Genuinely cannot recognize any of this besides the lettuce and bread
>I'm being yelled at by the teacher to eat but I don't want to since I have no idea what any of this is
>Start crying
I'm an autistic fuck. I should have died in the womb.

>>11370366
>clean your plate
No fuck you, dad. You should have been feeding me salad and making me exercise. It's not his fault he's an idiot but still.

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit!

>>11370366
>14
>metabolism slowed
You are retarded.

>>11370460
>how should i handle being abused
>ah yes i should abuse others that will help me cope instead of continue the cycle of abuse
She was a cunt and a horrible mother but abusing her doesnt change the fact that you are getting the same sick thrill in abusing someone you accuse her of. Maybe worse because you acknowledge it exists and still go through with it.

>>11368334
>dont you know that children in africa are starving?
Your food won't feed those children regardless of if you eat it all or not FYI. Thought that was obvious.

>>11373518
I don't get it. You grew up vegetarian?

>>11368366
You know you don't have to make your story a green text. Just write it out normally. There's literally no reason to do it besides autism

>>11368334
No they aren't. They're now growing fat in western Europe.

>>11373709
I think he meant that is digestive abilities increased, and his body began absorbing all the calories he ate rather than just passing the excess through waste. I know mine did when I hit puberty and I packed on the pounds until I readjusted my diet and exercising.

>>11374343
AHAHA

>>11374163
People on this site bully you now for not greentexting like a normie. Despite the fact that pre-2009 people wrote normally for the most part

>>11372920
I'm sorry, you fruit.

>>11373006
stuff that makes you puke if you tried

i had a babysitter who tried to force me to eat porridge i didn't like once
i wasn't a picky eater but it was nasty stuff
i stood my ground and didn't have to go back to that baysitter ever again

>>11374875
>I had porridge for the first time around 16
>Slept over at my 9/10 friend house and they were kinda poor
>her mom makes breakfast which is Some luke warm porridge cook only in water and no flavor
>handed me a plastic takeaway spoon that they reused many times
>Still slightly greasy just like every cheap plastic even after washing
>took a bite
>eww.jpg
>cant swallow another spoon
>literally want to puke immediately
>but friend and her mom is chowing down the same thing
>Too pussy to say I'm full after one spoon
>suddenly the room behind me open
>wtf there is another person in the house?
>turned our it's my friend grandma who is really old and has sort of mental issue
>granny start screaming because she saw a stranger
>Too pussy to say it's ok, I'm your grand daughter friend.

It was a very difficult situation. The porridge was so gross I really don't want to finish it. But they are very poor I feel really bad if I refuse to eat and waste it. End up took a month full and go spit everything in the toilet. Still had a crush on friend after all those things

>>11368334
Prove it cunt

>>11370099
I too smile when I see crying children

>>11368330
I'm sorry, fruit

>>11375084
Where you from?

>>11377556
Chinese. Was studying in the states

>>11370675
How did they get rich all of a sudden?

>>11379039
They started selling instead of using.

>>11368366
>>11372856
those are dubs of abuse

>>11368300
That kid deserves to be kicked in the face and left out of the house.
even as a kid i knew how to hold a box.

>>11368334
Africa is basically the garden of eden resource wise. The problem is that Africans simply assume the aid is infinite and have 800 kids, then when aid stops for a while, 700 die. The absolute excess of resources is also why blacks are so incredibly genetically diverse and low iq, basically anything can survive so there's no bottleneck or competition to cull the stupid and weak

>>11370099
>>11375928
t. Line cooks

>>11368300
Great teacher. People waste good like crazy. I feel bad enough about farmers throwing away “ugly” food. I feel like a piece of shit throwing away food that’s good enough for NA markets when people are starving.

>>11370366

My family did the same thing. My brother now struggles with his weight because his wife likes to cook and, in his words, they eat until they're full, then eat until they're really full, then eat until they're sick. Part of the reason I had to stop cooking for myself is I will make too much and then eat it all, every single time.

I'm in my thirties now and I still struggle to throw away food. It's a tough habit to get out of.

>>11370764
My mom does the same. After 1/4th of it is gone she goes "it's almost gone now, better buy a new one" so you end up with 5 of the same shit clogging the fridge and eventually she has to throw away half because it has gone bad. I've told her so many times to stop doing this but she gets angry with me when I do that. She later complains about the food costs and that we should eat less...

>>11380101
How fat is he and his wife?
My mother used to force food into me so much I once threw up. Luckily my father was too fucking lazy to enforce her retarded ways on me so I didn't really get fat and am rather thin now. Still I get irrationally angry when people offer me food or say I should eat more

>>11379396
Yea they got lots of things to eat like mud cakes and if its the malaria season mosquito cakes.

>>11373716
Yeah, but it'll make me feel better.

>>11373716
Besides, I chose not to have kids because of her. Her genetics do not deserve to be passed further into the human gene pool. She knew the shit she did to me (and eventually my little sister, whom she threw down the stairs and sent to the hospital on several occasions as different "punishments".)

This bitch will be getting a big fat taste of her own medicine eventually. Karma's a bitch.

>>11370366
>Whatever you do, if your kids don't feel like eating let them
That doesn't work for everybody. I almost died when I was a kid because I was a VERY picky eater and I simply refused to eat and started losing mad weight. I literally chose starving to death rather than eating healthy food.

>>11370366
>>11370716
>>11370758
>>11380101
I was literally beaten if i didnt clean my plate and now i struggle with weight bad. I always feel insanely guilty if i let anything "go to waste" and ill continue to eat even if im full. It feels like someones scolding me sometimes. I hate this shit. How has anyone else done with deprogramming?

>>11382039
I followed the 5 second rule. It's how I force myself to do anything I'm not comfortable doing. All you have to do is, count down 5 4 3 2 1… Then do it! No hesitation, giving your brain no time to talk yourself out of it.

It's a technique tricks your brain, by waking up the prefrontal cortex, and causes you to act impulsively. In that 5 seconds your brain literally cannot work fast enough to find any rationalizations or excuses. That's why it works. There's a whole book on it called the 5 second Rule by Mel Robbins, you can download it for free, it really works.

When it comes to food, say I order a Chipotle Burrito Bowl. If I'm halfway through and I start feeling "no longer hungry" or full, rather than continue eating I will count from 5 and when I reach 1, without any thinking I will stand up grab the container, walk to the garbage can and toss it in one continuous motion. Keep on doing that and you will never feel guilt. A bit wasteful, sure, but it's not hurting my body.

My parents were good in this respect
Never made me eat what i didnt like and weren't uptight if i wasnt hungry or took too much food
They didnt throw away much food though and i would have to cover up my plate and put it in the fridge for if i got hungry later which i still do and seems reasonable

My dad would spank me if I didn't eat my veggies. At some point they just stopped trying though and let me eat whatever so we all got fat. Was really fucked up desu if they had just kept disciplining me until I liked veg I might be /fit/ today...

>>11382649
Wasteful of the worst thing you can waste. money
eat whatever you want, just eat less of it. if you don't want to eat that much, distract yourself, do something else. if your stomach starts distracting you, then you actually are hungry and should eat
denying myself something i keep fantasizing about? just makes me obsess about it, it sucks, so I give in and have a bite, then do something else

>>11372935
I love this pasta, anon

>>11368300
Pretty sure the worst I ever got was "no dessert".

>>11372920
>Clearly they have zero value.
Yup, otherwise they'd have permabanned you.

>>11370460
This is why neither of my parents gave me shit about being a picky eater. They both had stories of being forced to eat until puking and crying and knew it didn't help. Instead, I grew out of my picky phase in a self-driven manner and have no food hangups.

I bet OP hates fruit now.

>>11372922
I think it's more along the lines of "Eat your food and be glad you're not starving"

>>11380320
Oh no anon pls dont be like that, having children is a chance to bring up exactly opposite of how u were brought up. Its true what happened to u was shitty but i hope u wont let a single petty person influence ur decisions in ur life especially if its to spite them. Having ur own children who loves u is more than enough to spite ur mother

>>11382649
>putting it in the bin rather than the fridge
>not having two separate meals

>>11383238
>having children is a chance to bring up exactly opposite of how u were brought up
>Having ur own children who loves u is more than enough to spite ur mother
Not him but i like how you see things, I don't think I'll ever have children but if I do have a chance to manage people I'll implement these. Thanks

>>11368300
When I was young I couldnt swallow steak, mostly due to the fat. I don't know why, but I'm simply incapable of getting myself to get it down. One time when I was maybe in first grade, my friend was over because his parents went out for the night so my family was watching him, and we were eating steak that night. Everyone else finished and my mom had to run to the store and she said "if you arent done with your dinner when I get back you're going to bed and not playing with your friend." Aside from being full because Im a 7 year old eating a whole steak, I physically couldnt finish my steak, so when she got home she grabbed me and brought me to her room to go to bed. Bitch knew if I went in my room Id just play with my stuff so her room was always the punishment. Got locked in there for 8 hours once and my sister snuck some of my stuffed animals in there for me to play with.

>>11383238
>>11383328
Yeah, I can't be mad at ya for the good heart. Not really gonna change my mind but thanks for being cool.

>>11384046
Based sister

>>11370099
t. Satan

>>11368300
At school, throwing away food was forbidden, but I can't remember the punishment. Sure as hell wasn't 'apologising to the food', kek. At home, it was also forbidden, but you couldn't really do it because my parents would of course be sitting at the table too and we wouldn't be excused until all food was eaten, which added the stimulus of just eating it because you'd have to eat it anyways so better do it wholst it's not cold and revolting. If the remaining food included a significant amount of meat, there was an extra lecture on how a pig/cow/chicken/whatever died so that you may live. Sort of stuck with me, I still won't throw away even a small piece of meat unless I absolutely have to.

>>11370366
>clean your plate
>and clean your sister's plate too

>>11383238
Until you do something that was just as bad in trying to raise them differently but by the time you realize it, it's too late and you just repeated history. You can't escape the cycle.

>>11370366
>>11370758
How about 'If you took too much just put it in the fridge for later'?

>>11372922
I guess it means "Be gratefull for what you have"
The more honest version would be "A lot of people put a lot of work into this food and animals and plants died for this food, so please make sure you use as much of it as possible."

>>11374163
>comes to 4chan
>complains about autism

>>11380101
I don't get it, why do you want to get rid of it? You can use leftovers the next days, you don't have to throw them away because you can't manage to learn how to use a scale for portion control.

>>11382649
Freeze the shit? My family lived of one pot of soup for several meals over months.
There is no "either hurt my body or throw it into the trash", there's an inbetween.
Do you also use 1/5 of a package pasta and throw the rest away because you won't cook it the same day? Because that's how surreal that behaviour looks to me.

>>11372991
>The schoolyard monitor lady saw me moving to throw what was left of the sandwich away and stopped me.
Good
>She admonished me and made me eat the rest.
Not good. Why not just make you take it back home in case you or a family member want it later? Or ask some of the students if they'd want it?

>>11379396
Most africans rightly assume they won't get housing, care and food provided by their country if they grow old so getting children is the only way to not die on the streets. If they want to make sure at least one child grows up to become a healthy adult with some income their chances are higher the more children they get.

The problem is the workers get paid shit for digging up their resources because most of the money vanishes in profit for whoever bought/stole/won the land or has the connections to the market.