/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it's not cursed if it's just fake shit on purpose you grabbed on some subredddit or ninegoogs

>>11382248
Fuck you bitch, stop bitching and post weird food related things.

>>11382300
>obvious plant
Fuck off

>>11382056
Uma...

>>11382332
Suck my diiiiick

>>11382340
What?

>>11382056
Absolutely uma delicia

>>11382350
Sopa de perro caca uma delicia

>>11382400
more shitty shooops, whow you are so le epic funney, anon;

I hate them so much that I won't even save a picture in my laptop.

Ocean Prince "sardines" that are fucking made by the chinks.
Fuck those people.

>>11382509
Superior version. That ice cream terrifies dogs.

>>11382232
Totally acceptable in Belgium

>>11382052
>cut_Bloodborne_content.jpg

>>11382048
That looks like a harlequin babby

>>11382057
No

>>11382086
Yunno weirdly enough I think this might potentially taste OK....

All aboard!

>>11382056
Would (you) try sopa de Macao?

>>11382232
Ok I’ve had enough

>>11385329
Sure. Probably wouldn't eat the head though.

>>11385534

>>11382048

Steamed to perfection.

>>11384583

>>11384882

>>11382057
mold?

>>11385906
How to make a monster.

>>11382309
would try.

>>11386448
Apparently brains are really good with scrambled eggs, but holy hell that cholesterol will fuck your shit up senpai.

>>11382300
>Ketchup again!

Bump

>>11385322
That'll be 37.59+tip

>>11385583
Isn’t its point to reduce wateriness of sausages? French trick or something. I’ve always wondered if those taste like the plastic they’ve boiled in instead?

>>11387080
Perhaps they taste like lube.

>>11387093
Well, at least it doesn’t get stuck in the throat, but I’d imagine boiled lube to be a chunky, slimy, unappetizing chaos on your plate.

>>11387270

>>11387270
Do you have sauce on that?

>>11387332
Is this the Pope's cereal?

>>11387332
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_OHvrGhL3E

Same length but higher quality+sound.

>>11387628
Thanks.

>>11387270

>>11384522
>9 euro please

>>11382248
Cursed is some dumb boomer meme, who gives a fuck?

>>11382509

Huehue 10/10.

>>11387332
*sips*

>>11382048

>>11387270
what kind of cake is that that you can eat straight from the dough?

>>11390364
Mochi cakes from a Chinese street vendor. Another anon posted the video. I wouldn't eat anything where insects could swarm.

>>11382057
>>11385940
The earliest result from Google image search comes from a post to r/wtf several years back.
The poster just says that his friend left a pizza in his oven for several weeks...

Kind of a shame; I was hoping to find some bizarre story about abandoned buildings or something.

>>11385906
Is this from 420chan?
What the fuck was that person on?

>>11385945
(t-this isn't turning me on why are you doing this to me god)

>>11386473
>>11386448
You're not supposed to eat animal brains. It causes prion diseases, so this is most likely fake.

>>11390145
my god this is good

>>11390543
People eat animal brains, you retard. The prion disease thing isn't actually that much of an issue (though with increased awareness brains have become even more uncommon of a food), and that is indeed a real can of pork brains.

>>11390543
Nah, I've seen cow brains for sale in supermarkets. I think you only get prion diseases when you eat brains similar to your own. Like if a human eats another human brain, or cows eat cow brains.

>>11390604
No, the reason why the mad cow outbreak a while back was such a big deal was because the cow prions were able to infect humans.

>>11390614
I thought that developed because farmers were putting scraps of brains and other cow parts in the cows feed? So the disease developed because of cannibalizing brains in the cows, then was later passed to humans?

>>11385906
>>11390504
What board do you wanna bet this was from?

>>11390847
if it weren`t for the weird css I would have guessed /fit/

>>11390717
Thanks I laughed in the lunch room at work and everyone is staring at me

>>11382509
NOOOOOOOOO

>>11385881
>Moonshine
>25% abv
Trash

I really really like this thread

>>11391426
Holy shit

>>11385583
is this sous vide

>>11382300
>Mystery!

>>11385908
Scotland!

>>11385958
they ain't bad.

>>11390376
well, that picture is indeed fucking atrocious.

more beans for the bean god

>>11382064
c-cute

>>11391560
When will god stop the leaf's sinful hand?

>>11382056
Negros were a mistake

>>11391666
>satanic trips
Absolutely cursed

>>11382057
> T U R N
> T H E
> O V E N
> B A C K
> O N

>>11382232
Monstrous

>>11392514
masaokis once found rotting chicken in his microwave and turned it on thinking it'd kill the smell. a smell which then proceeded to become a trillion times more pungent, filled with renewed vigour thanks to the toasty warmth.

>>11393608
>masaokis
best chef ever

>>11383085
That's pretty sad though. Also a bit cruel to the animal.

>>11390627
It is best to avoid it anyway. Once you get something like that, it can't be cured.

>>11391546
prison food

>>11391080

>>11382300
>Soy!

>>11391426
What's the story behind this again? It was some kind of men's help group?

>>11393946
Oh yeah. Big recalls and herds being burned. Shit was crazy.

>>11390543
>>11390604
prions arent caused by the consumption of uninfected brains, it is transmitted to humans by consumption of infected brains

>>11394558
So how does it develop in the first place? Random mutation?

>>11393614
Isn't that the one old great-grandma from spongebob that wanted lots of chocolate?

>>11394566
I'm not that smart, but I know they aren't a virus by definition, it is this weird chemical that unfolds proteins and has no cure. Frying an egg is an example of what happens to unfolding proteins.

>>11394566
Yeah. A protein either gets made improperly from mutated DNA, or the protein fucks up folding on it's own.
The bad shit is that the prions are more stable than the correct proteins, and the prion can convert correct proteins into their prion form.

That means that while it's really rare for a prion to form, once one does form they're impossible to get rid of, and they slowly corrupt remaining good proteins.

>>11382232
beer sucks
alcohol sucks

>>11394677
So are the people who got infected with mad cow permanently infected with prions?

>>11394806
basically, but at least the die instead of living a long life of suffering

>>11394806
Yes, and if they were to have sex their baby could too.

Prions suck. You can't even count on sterilization to rid prions from any tools that have come in contact with them, since prions generally don't denature.
Surgical tools that are used on prion infected patients are single use and get melted down after usage.

Just avoid eating any part of the nervous system (brain, eyes, spine), and anything that's eaten a nervous system.

>>11391549
This reminded me of when I was looking at travel size hand sanitizers at a store and a bunch of them had dead mosquitos inside

>>11394836
>>11394806
>>11394859
>>11394566
>>11394677
The foreign prion is merely misshapen when compared to other prions in the infected "host". It is like a zombie prion. When it bumps into the other prions, it triggers them to change their shape. This starts a chain reaction that destroys the nervous system and eats holes in the brain.

You can get it by eating any part of an infected nervous system. Not just that, but you can get it from an uninfected nervous system since all prions have the potential to do this when inside another body, even if they were fine inside their original body. This is why cannibals get it. The prions between two humans will be slightly different. If one human eats another humans the person-who-got-eaten's prions can start a chain reaction in the cannibal.

Thus, when farmers started feeding cows to other cows, the same thing started happening. The leap from cow to human can happen with ANY cow nervous system part. It has nothing to do with an infected cow. In the modern age humans don't go around eating other people so there's less chance of the disease happening in humans. However, there's more people eating animal brains than ever before in history. So, you end up with more instances of animal to human prion disease. To top it off, cooking temperatures don't stop it. Luckily, animal prions are so different from human ones that it is extremely rare for a human to get it (unlike human-human transmission via cannibalism.)

Eating any animal brain is a gamble.

>>11385788
>>11385788
I-is this real tea?

>>11382232
alternatively

>>11387093
>accidentally break block of chocolate, maybe from putting it in a bag or something
>blow up

>>11391426
>stock photo on the cake
i can't

>>11394924
This is the pathetic group of men that are indulging in this "feast".

>>11394465
I always heard it was an art project

>>11394465
I've heard it was a worst food thanksgiving where people just made horrible things as a joke.

>>11386978
Only the finest carbonara

>>11394050
soy cucks numale praise kek

>>11393801
I thought it was the guy from Heroes?

>>11390696
great flick

>>11382056
mano que porra é essa ?
i so sorry for the monkeys

>>11391560
>I used to eat this growing up
Yes I'm Canadian

>>11394900
So it would probably be best to ensure that the nerves are cut out of meat, then.

>>11382240
if pineapple wanst enough

>>11394989
>>11394974
>>11394966
>>11394966
>>11394924
>>11391426
>>11385920
>>11382086
It's an art project https://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

>>11382232
This actually is cursed, if you've ever worked behind a bar and poured a pint while the tap is running low and everyone fucking watches you while this happens, you know true pain.

>>11395922
I will never understand the English

>>11395922
I tried this with butter and salt, the first time wasn't half bad, the second time was somehow disgusting.

>>11394795
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

>>11391426

>>11396431
It's your body telling you to not be a retarded Briton

>>11395051
A lot of old religious food prep rules are intended to prevent weird diseases like that. Stuff like pithing, bleeding, and drawing blood out of cut meat. Even animal type restrictions are based on that more than anything actually religious.

Just don't eat animal brains, spinal cords, or humans and you should be just fine.

>>11390543
In my country, Spain, deep fried sheep brain is a delicacy, I have no fucking clue of what you are talking about

it is true, however, that brains have the most cholesterol of any edible thing on earth, so i believe that

>>11382232
Looks like the typical beer you'd get in Japanese bars

>>11390145
>spanish potatoe omelette

>>11394997
based

>>11391455
kek underrated

>>11394997
You don't need to write the full condition if all you do is check a bool so you can remove all the "== true". The top left while loop is not even closed. Bottom middle could use elif/else if instead of nesting if inside of an else-statement. If the statement is a single line you don't need to warp the statement in curlies. Also, all of the text inside the while loop could be printed with a single if statement, no need to repeat the function call.
If you wrote this and are currently studying computer science or similar you should go switch major, waste of air and resources

>>11390543
aint prions species specific? like a prion that fucks up a cow wont necessarily fuck up a human and shit... I mean maybe if you are eating sopa de macaco you could fuck yourself up but eating fish brains wont mess you up right?

>>11395044
isso é o norte cara... O SUL é MEU PA-, zuera eu nao dou o cu.
Eating monkeys is like eating dogs, its simply unholy and should not be done

>>11390614
There's never been a proven case of mad cow infecting humans I think. Not to say it hasn't happened. Still probably a reasonable precaution not to eat brains though.

>>11395051
I saw these in the store and gagged. Same with clam flavored clamato juice.

>>11391426
I'd eat everything there

>>11390696
Me on the left, real life responsibilities on the right.

>>11391525
i'm thinking of thos beans

>>11382344
those are wasps fucktard
also check'd

>>11394915
As long as it's not flat, I'd prefer that. More beer for your money.

>>11382300
Holding on and holding it in
Yeah you're working
Building a >>11391458

>>11385900
Where's the first one?

>>11399164

>>11395922
It's not that bad. Fairy bread is much worse.

>>11399194
Holy shit that pic.
>It's so fucking gross goddamn

>>11394575
No retard she always hated chocolate.

>>11382057
I winced a little

>>11398773
All Clamato is clam flavored, dingus

>>11398773
For a second I though you meant you saw the menstrual waffles in the store, and I nearly had a fit.

>>11391540
I wonder how old is the bean kid now.

>>11382309
neopets food

>>11382052
anything aspic is fucking disgusting
except of course larks' tongues

>>11391550
Sopa de nesquik

i`ll just leave this here.

>>11400444

>>11383085

>tfw your dog hates you because it thinks you murder babies but it was just supposed to be a funny joke.

>>11400444
Psst hey bud
>>11390185

>>11391349
this actually isn't bad. literally just taco ingredients without the shell. would be tasty to dip some tortilla chips in, kinda like a five-layer dip.

>>11400655
It already has Doritos.

>>11400912
yeah but they'd likely be crumbled and soggy by the time you get to the bottom.
i imagine customers who like that kind of thing though would mix and break it up.

>>11382064
>Rom the Vacuous Spider

>>11385908
would try

>>11399772
looks like a good way to handle greasy pizza

>>11391426
>gettyimage stock photo on the cake
Fucking crying holy shit

>>11395046
How was it?

>>11382056
I wouldn't eat it, but not because of any moral outrage. I'm just not trying to catch anything.

>>11394997
>literally triggered by the word "soy" by itself
You reddit NPCs are a laugh riot.

>>11402045
>lol NPC the game xDDD
you have to go back

>>11387746
>thow away the premixed powdered spices so that you mix powdered spices yourself!
Da fuck. Can't believe I actually thought this was cool when I first saw it.

>>11382064
Am I not beautiful father? Why dost thou avert thine gaze?

>>11394554
Fuck now I want pizza lunchables. My guilty pleasure.

>>11402075
T R I G G E R E D

>>11394900
Thanks anon, very informative. Also, checked.

>>11382509
>>11383085
puppy equivalent of this

>>11390614
prions are a fucking protein and they can infect other proteins, including the ones in humans

>>11385560
Would eat if roasted

>>11382057
Imagine the umami

>>11382444
blue and basedpilled

>>11387746
I used to work with a guy who was a literal personification of the stick figure in this.
That makes me so angry.

>>11390601
>>11390604
>>11394558
>>11397232
>>11398114
>Alex, I'll take "What is Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, for $600 please."

>>11390685

>>11402856
I'm so sad

>>11402856
>arms not blue

approved

>>11402856
>long grain rice
why

>>11402856
I'm 12, and what is this?

>>11402934
>autism.jpg
You won't be so smug after The Merger

>>11403045
Elephante

>>11382300
>Mustard!
>Yogurt!
YOGURT, FUCKING YOUGURT AND MUSTARD AND MARINARA AND SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>11391426
>

>>11393985

>>11403540
>Each watermelon weighs 2136 pounds
what the fuck

>>11403596
Imagine being a britbong and not being able to write decimal places without getting confused

>>11382052
>Aspic will make your teeth all grey!

>>11402293
>Spirit_cooking.webm

>>11385958
They're actually pretty good

>>11402937
Long-grain rice is the superior rice.

>>11387270
Why does this look appetizing to me?

>>11403596
That font is retarded as fuck, I was confused too. It's 21.36 lbs.

>>11403540
>Will Javier...
No, deported on sight before he can scalp people on produce.

>>11390717
This would have killed me if he was black

>>11386478
Unironically tastes a bit like chick with a kinda fishy consistency.

>>11395051
Mouthfeel of a pickle, taste of koolaid. It ain't that bad. Negro food though, but still tasty. Used to have them when I was a tyke hanging out in the ghetto.

>>11402110
kekked

>>11390847
/del for sure. Or /jenk. Or maybe the vineyard at 7 chan

>>11394923
Maybe be careful when handling explosives?

>>11399194
>>11385900
The best part about this was that was on april fools 2017 when /co/ came over to play. But they were just speechless the whole time.

>>11404432
It’s for patients on swallow precautions. When I worked in the hospital we would have to put this thickening powder in all the patients drinks.

>>11391426
This is one of those images were the more you look, the more fucked up details you see.

>>11399122
Too much foam just means improper pour or keg is almost done. A perfectly flat beer could mean all sorts of negative things, including it just being shit beer, but possibly that it's gone bad due to a bad seal or incomplete secondary fermentation.

>>11400531
Ahhh but do you have a friend with this book who has a fucked up sense of humor?

>>11390696
>/fit/

>>11391528
DIS NIGGA SHOOTIN BEANS

>>11382232
Nah you're making me angry

>>11402477
Has science gone too far?

>>11403540

He bought 2178.72 pounds of watermelon (fuck knows why)

He can take 56 watermelons home, plus approximately 18% of another.

>>11385906
probably tastes delicious in all honesty

>>11385632
Legally a sandwich.

>>11394566
Yup. Infact that's how most people actually get prion disease, random protein misfolding, not consumption of infected animals.

>>11403540
>a 21 pound watermelon

>>11403676
Javier is french.

>>11405322
Still applies.

>>11404432
>>11404745
me mum can't drink wifout it la

>>11404745
Fucking gross. Just euthanize at that point.

>>11403596
I like this equation more.

>>11400038
nice, proganon

>>11385881
>moonshine
>purchased legally from a duly licensed retailer and manufacturer

>>11387746
This is the most nu-male thing I've ever seen

>>11406305
You don't own a mirror?

>>11391426
>cursed images buffet

>>11385881
>moonshine
>doesn't make you blind

>>11385881
All you motherfuckers focused on the low alcohol content, and not even giving one fuck about the jalapeno drink. Crazy motherfuckers.

>>11388817
Meme!

>>11407201
Real moonshine doesn't either, redditfag.

>>11402812
Of which you only get when you eat the meat from an infected cow. Prions do not spontaneously appear in untainted meat.

>>11395916
Not that bad. Would be a great cake for Halloween or a D&D group.

>>11391666
>>11391681
I had an IPC teacher/football coach in a private school I attended in 9th grade who admitted he ate deodorant. He was a very odd man

>>11398773
I remember reading a bit more into this out of morbid curiosity and practically everyone was telling this retard that cooking with their own blood was beyond retarded.

>>11403863
>mouthfeel
What's wrong with "texture"? Mouthfeel sounds like a word a 5 year old would say.

>>11400038
>>11405646
Good taste boys

>>11391560

>Compliments

Good lord, my beloved mother country produced this?

>>11398773

Clamato is golden, my man. Try it in lager for a treat.

>>11409057
I assumed it was Canadian.

>>11409083

We are a depraved people