/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sl*p o' shit more like

>>11462537
But why have the chips together to go soggy.

>>11462537
The only European countries with good food are:

Portugal
Spain
France
Switzerland
Italy
Slovenia
Montenegro
Greece

All the rest are basically just ice farming slav shit, potatoes, vodka, radiation, and dioxins, as demonstrated by that picture. Absolutely disgusting.

>>11462558
shut up you homo like you wouldn’t demolish that grub if it was in front of you

>>11462537
>Water’d down mayo slop’a shit.
Not going to Bulgaria

>>11462558
Add Scandinavia as well, specifically Denmark

>>11462537
If that was fed to prisoners it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

>>11462537

I'd eat it

That just looks like creamed spinach and fries. I don't know whats wrong with that

>>11462624
it’s pork cutlet

Check out those two little bits on that fry, it's like they're trying to escape.

>>11462626
whys the pork green

>>11462643
spinach

>>11462558
I agree 100%.

Looks good, 2bh. But also like a slop a shit.

>>11462658
eh, i'd eat it, probably.
did the menu say that you're going to get the cutlet submerged in creamed spinach? shit, did it even have english descriptions of the menu items? you're not a native i assume

>>11462558
You can add Romania in there :^)

>>11462686
>sausages
>stuffed peppers
>corn meal
woooow so impressive

>>11462691
Actually, just wheat porridge :^)

>>11462697
i meant in general, not your pic. why would i think there's stuffed peppers in that picture

>>11462558
Good list but I will remove Slovenia and Montenegro (both are discount Croatian cuisine) and add:
Croatia and Romania

>>11462681
yeah it had a pic

>>11462706
i don’t know where most those country’s are

>>11462709
Where are you from?

>>11462707
why would you order it then

>>11462714
USA

>>11462686
Romainia? You can use that dish to ward off vampires, even without garlic.

>>11462720
can’t go wrong with a pork cutlet

>>11462735
did you eat that thing? how was it

>this htread

>>11462721
Oh

>>11462743
it was pretty good. Wouldn’t describe the sauce as ideal(tasted slightly off) but the chips and meat were good

>>11462755
What is it?

>>11462755
based
>>11462770
read the thread nigger

>>11462753
?

>>11462537
I've lived in Bulgaria all my life and I've never seen anything like that, what the fuck is that?

>>11462833
Admit it, this is your sunday meal

>>11462833
pork cutlet and chips. I’m in Plovdiv

>>11462706
>croatian
>cuisine
top frf nihče povesti nimate ampak kot imate malice in kosila

>>11462751
>irishmen can't listen to international music or watch soccer
>also they have to drink only one brand of beer and must have national flags in every pub
why are "ethnic" americans so desperate?

>>11462537
I need to search for a Bulgarian restaurant

>>11462852
pork cutlet with, what kind of sauce is that, spinach? something like that? looks grand, m8

>>11462537
why do europeans love eating a single tiny tomato sliced in half?

>>11463180
Most of us in the USA, most and not all, have no attention span. They're the ADHD generation so anything without shaky cam and constant weird background noise and useless commercials every few minutes will loose them.
Personally I love EPL. 45 mins+ per half a short half time and on with it. It doesn't take 4 hours to get through a fucking one hour game time match as it does with NFL. Put an NFL match in front of me and I'm guaranteed to fall asleep out of boredom. It's the same for all American monetised sports.
Even our so called soccer matches suck, I really think they pump in noise from speakers to make it sound exciting also the lowliest 20th ranked EPL team would rip through our best.

>>11463180
Thats the joke.

Silly.

>>11462714
do you even have to ask? lol

>>11462735
Is there any way to get it without the stew? I'm not a fan of hollandaise

>>11462611
>>11462686
Delusional

>>11462558
WE WUZ ROMANS

>>11463330
they don’t have ketchup in europe

Where's England?

>>11463321
idk really just some kind of creamy sauce

>>11463360
You are right, what was I thinking

>>11463456
That's why we should add Romania to the list, all Alpha Latin-speaking countries have top cuisines.

>>11463618
Romania speaks Latin? I thought that was a dead language. At least I learned something today.

>>11462537
honestly doesn't look too bad. If there was a dairy free version i'd definitely give it a go. I'm always up for trying new things.

What's the deal with the Balkans? Are they like, Turkish Slavs?

>No shredded feta on top of the fries
Not a real bulgarian .

>>11462558
You do realize that Montenegrin cuisine is basically just Serbian cuisine with a few fish dishes more?

>>11463684
I suspect by "latin" he means "romance" languages like italian, spanish, maybe a couple others.

>>11462691
>ingredient 1
>ingredient 2
>ingredient 3

woooow so impressive it's just ingredients

>>11462537
...stewed kale? Spinach?

>>11465360
You do realize Serbian cuisine is just Turkish cuisine with pork

>>11462558
You forgot the following countries in which I have eaten good local food:

Norway
Denmark
Sweden
Germany
Austria
England

And I haven't actually been to Hungary, but they share a food culture with Austria and if you're not into goulash, consider necking yourself.

>>11468328
But that is factually incorrect anon

>>11468330
Yes, let's include the Netherlands as well, to complete the list of bland, unaimaginative, slav-tier "cuisines".

Really now, how can you even put Germany and Italy in the same list, cooking wise, do you have a concrete slab instead of a head?

>>11468372
>I have only tried Autobahn rest stop food and never visited a 17th century Bauernhof

dropped

>>11468422
You know I am right.

Just so you know, I absolutely love currywurst, Konigsberger klopse, schweinhaxe and generally german/mitteleuropaische cooking, I just, OBJECTIVELY, cannot see it more than very low tier cooking.

>>11463776
also
>no pickled veggies
romanianon here, that pic is not genuinely bulgarian. slavs are masterrace at everything relating to veggies, latins at meat and celts at fruit/cereals

>>11463408
not him but when i visited norway and denmark i enjoyed the food, as overpriced as it was

>>11468860
>veggies
No, the Turks are

>>11462618
i forgot about that show

>>11468330
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah imagine being THIS RETARDED

>>11462558

Shouldn't Belgium be included? It's literally French cuisine but with great beer instead of great wine. Pretty good.

>>11469420
belgium isn't a real country, it's little more than a collection of potholes and whatever hapens to dutch and french when you don't breed outside the family all that often

>>11462701
autistic kek

>>11469420
I'm a Frenchman living in Belgium an i can testify that they're far from the quality and variety of French cooking.
For instance they put mayo on boudin with apples.
I like beer but wine is better

>>11469420
Belgian cuisine is what happens when French cuisine gets infected with Dutch/German cuisine.
It's a pretty straight downgrade.

>>11462558
>implying that at least sweden,denmark and croatia doesn't exist

>>11463377
I would try asking for it without the sauce. When the waiter asks you what you want just say you want it without the sauce. Remember, if you don't want sauce on your pork cutlet, just ask for it without the sauce.

>>11469531
go to bed nigel

>>11462558
Add poland