/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nothing screams white privilege louder than telling people you are a vegan journalist

I'm cooking Thanksgiving and my sister asked if I was going to make any vegan food. I said yes to make sure she comes. But when she gets here I'll just say I forgot.

>>11496472
Just buy a bag of turkey feed for her.

>>11496472
devilish

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>>11496477
heh

Not really, he got fired

based sitwell

>>11496415
>Brits bringing the bantz

>>11496689
>pic of Lindy Beige
lol who made this?

>>11496722
Lloyd.

http://www.lloydianaspects.co.uk/opinions/whyVegetariansShouldBeForcefedWithLard.html

>>11496683
As if he cares. His whole career is poncing about getting paid to eat excelllent food and get fucked up on wine, he was probably wasted when he replied. He’ll be on some cushy tv show in ten seconds.

>>11496683
>proof that vegans can't handle the bantz
No wonder they're mostly women.

Imagine having your entire identity threatened by someone not eating meat

>>11496965
Imagine basing your entire identity around not eating meat and bitching at people who do.

>>11497010
Oh yeah imagine having a moral compass and care for the planet

>>11497010
This entire thread is carniecucks seething btw

>>11497025
So you live completely off the grid and grow all your own food? Yeah didn’t think so. Hypocrite.

>>11497031
Thats a shitty argument.

>>11497031
What proof do you have that living off the grid is the answer to the end of animal suffering? You have no way of effectively being able to advocate veganism if you have no means of communicating

Living on the grid has its benefits and necessities. Eating meat doesn’t.

>>11497036
>pretends to care about the planet
>uses valuable resources to argue with people on /ck/
Nah you’re a phony, just like every other vegan.

>>11497045
>you can only argue veganism at these places only!!!

You sound like you want a safe space

>>11496415
XDDD vegans BTFO epic style!

>>11497053
This but unironically and without the seething.

>>11496415
I think he was going for the Thomas Paine angle of satire.

>>11496415
>buzzfeed
amerifats sure love quality journalism

>>11497050
Not him but he's right. Do you have any idea how much water is needed to make almond milk for example? Yet all vegans I've met either drink almond milk or soymilk.

>>11497154
I know, right?

>>11496472
do you not have peas/carrots/corn/whatever or potatoes for Thanksgiving? she can eat those.

>>11497325
Is this real?

>>11497397
Yes but it's likely 1/3 satirical pieces, 1/3 misleading headlines and 1/3 actual SJW noncery

>>11496415
Yet another thread about meat eaters crying about vegans. You guys are more annoying than vegans

>>11497571
>Cried the vegan

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>>11497612

Commiefornia was a mistake and shouldn't exist desu. Desert with mexicans and fags

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>>11497619
their state constitution doesn't even give them the right to bare arms, unlike the majority of other states.

>>11497617
So basically I get to enjoy this earth twice as much as a wretched vegan.
I’m more than okay with that.

>>11497608
>grow crops in a desert
>wonder why it takes so much water

>>11497638
>he thinks modern farmers pray to rain gods for their crops to get water

>he misses the point of water usage

>tfw a rampant carnivore that occasionally makes vegan stuff as a fun challenge

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>>11497031

If they really didn't wanna use up resources, they'd kill themselves.

>>11496452
Are there any journalists left these days that aren't just plain political activists?

>>11497830

What most people consider a journalist now are just bloggers writing their opinion from the corner of their dining table in the morning.

>>11497571
>a 10:1 ratio of vegan to anti-vegan threads means the anti-vegan is more annoying
You guys (it's clear you're one) already win first place at being annoying by yourself, but a good second place goes to people who love to dish it out, but can't take any themselves. And you are that too. First and second spot: congratulations!

>>11497899
These bloggers have started believing it themselves apparently.

>>11497025
You dont have a moral compass or give a shit about the planet. If you did you would do something that mattered like promote the genocide of the Chinese and Indians. You just like grandstanding.The fact that you have to carefully plan your diet also shows what bullshit it is. If we both got dropped off in the middle of the wilderness you would die from starvation. As for animal suffering I got some bad fucking news for you...you know that machinery that harvests your food? Well it mangles and kills little animals like snakes, rabbits, mice, and groundhogs all the time. Hell I've even seen wild hogs dragging around with half their body torn apart

>>11497929
>implying most vegan threads aren't just anti-vegan false-flagging

>>11496452
How is that a sign of privilege

>>11498168
Black people are too retarded to stop eating fried chicken and cheese burgers.

>>11497406
>and 1/3 actual SJW noncery
Not the anon you were answering to. But 1/3 of the whole is a fucking huge number. Goddamit buzzfeed.

>>11496415
This is highly problematic and bigoted. Vegan derangement syndrome.

>>11496683
Just further proof vegans CANNOT handle the bantz.

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>>11496722
how is lloyd so based?

>>11496415
To be honest the unnecessary killing of plantlife sickens me. How many vegans mow their lawn? Too many. Execute lawn-mowers now.

>>11497966
>DURRR YOU CANT BE VEGAN AND AGAINST GENOCIDE YOURE JUST GRANDSTANDING LOOK AT ME GUYS IM PUTTING DOWN VEGANS XD

Fat stupid fuck

>MUH NATURE
You couldn’t outrun obesity, fat fuck, id fucking devour you in the wild

>>11497966
Also this harvest machinery myth is completely nonexistent, it’s based off a study that didn’t measure actual dead animals just displacement.

You’re just too scared to actually have to admit you’re a fat fucking piece of shit and it’s no one else’s fault but your own

best food writer/critic here

>>11498309
Did you know that nice smell when you cut grass is actually a distress signal sent up by the plants?

>>11498321
Lol you seem abnormally obsessed with obesity...makes me wonder if you're one of those holocaust looking faggots with an eating disorder that clings to veganism so you dont have to admit to having a bitches mental illness.

As for my weight it's hard to get obese or even fat when you subsist off game meat and work a mans job.
>>11498325
I worked in agriculture for years you stick armed faggot. Do you think we try to avoid rabbits and shit while running the machines?

Lol wow I hate vegematics lol fuck wow

>>11498385
You seem abnormally defensive about a typical insult. You must be really fucking fat. Nobody cares about your grandstanding over blowing dad for tendies money

>I worked in agriculture for years
You must’ve been one of the fat fuck cows. You’re a dumb piece of shit who truly overestimates his intelligence relative to a rabbit.

>>11497325

The echoes are deafening.

>>11498408
Awww does animal death trigger you that much sweetie? Let me guess...you grew up watching Disney and after seeing the cartoon animals sing and dance you now humanize them? Meat and death is natural if you're not some delusional cunt who thinks they can save a world that has no problem killing them as guiltlessly as I kill a deer. You are so far removed from nature its sad

>>11498454
You must be really obese. Probably explains the cringey attempt @ smugness

You have no basis for anything you said other than being as braindead as the sheep you fucked. Even if you’re going to go with this 6 gorillion reaper death myths you’d still be killing less animals since most of those fields are dedicated to livestock feed

>Meat and death is natural
Then follow nature and make yourself worm food. But please continue grandstanding with pages of how natural you are jerking off to anime on your computer eating a bag of doritos

>>11497606
Alright how many tonnes of alfalfa hay and straw are produced a year and how many tonnes of almonds?

>>11498477
You have the most basic bitch insults. What’s next, talking about Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew?
I bet you aren’t even a vegan you’re just a wannabe

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>>11498408
>You must’ve been one of the fat fuck cows.
>You must be really obese.

HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!

>>11498454
Any hunter, yes I kill a deer every year for my wife and I, who doesn't feel a remorse and guilt for having extinguished a beautiful life in bloom is likely a psychopath. I take consolation because I eat the liver and heart as well as stripping the bones clean during butchering and saw them up for stock. But I've cried over my kill and am not ashamed to admit it.

Having said that, trophy hunters should be stripped naked and pilloried in the public square where their micropenises are on full display.

>>11498158
I'm convinced most of them are just LARP'ING to try and get us angry

>>11496415
hella fr*cken epic!

>>11497708
that's a big fishee

>>11498385
You still mangle a lot fewer animals by not raising livestock though. You seem to be saying that if you can’t be perfect you shouldn’t try to be good, which seems a bit self-defeating.

>>11498732
Fellow hunter

I've also cried over a kill. I was cleaning geese. When I lopped off the head I saw there was still food in their throat. It reminded me that they had their own life that I took for sustenance.

I agree 110%. Trophy hunters are scum. Anyone taking glamor shots next to a kill is a shit eating faggot who deserves to be beaten at the very least.

The true hunting spirit is demure, it's about participating in the natural system of the food chain and it's not a game. I know plenty of hunters who have a greater respect and love for nature than a lot of city dwelling vegans because they actually participate in it.

I mean I just hear far more convincing arguments to be vegan than not be.
I am vegan but I'd like to hear why shouldn't I be, I don't mind if you aren't vegan but why shouldn't I be anon?

>>11497025
journalists do not care for the planet, literally all they do is waste peoples time and kill trees (less so now that everything is digital, but server farms still cost money)

honestly being a journalist should make you lawless and forced to dig through the mud for scraps of food as people throw rocks at you

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>>11497606
based and redpilled

>>11497606
but isn't green water just rain that would be used anyway, i.e cattle eat grass that nobody else is eating

>>11497025
Imagine basing your entire identity around an entirely false sense of "morality" which 95%+ of the public don't subscribe to

>>11498732
Anon you responded to here and I agree trophy hunting is shit. I try not to waste anything and actually make corned venison heart for morning hash. Wild hogs I will kill no matter what though. They literally need to be wiped out

>>11498732
Gotta say though I'm not going to cry or feel guilt over a fucking kill. No other animal does and neither will I.

>>11502509
Be what the fuck you want to be but keep it to yourself. I personally haven't seen any convincing arguments to go vegan other than false utopia bullshit

>>11502701
That's fine that you don't, but I'm sure you can understand why some other people would, right?

I'm not even one of those guys. I'm a cityfag. Just felt like chipping in.

>>11502701
Do you not also think that as a human with a higher level of awareness and emotion than other animals, that it is therefore our responsibility not to cause them suffering even though they would not afford us the same kindness

>>11496472
You must be a woman. No self-respecting man could be so passive-aggressive.

>>11502983
>Do you not also think that as a human with a higher level of awareness and emotion than other animals, that it is therefore our responsibility not to cause them suffering even though they would not afford us the same kindness
Why is it our responsibility? They are not human, or pets. Who are we even accountable to, besides the law, anyway?
Is it a dolphin's responsibility to not cause animals of lesser intellect suffering? Cause lemme tell ya they don't give a shit.

bull took a weird turn

>>11502983
Yes we should not cause undo suffering which is why I hunt. The animal lives its life in nature as it should and then the next minute it's over. I purposely avoid using bows because they dont cause a quick enough kill to my liking. I'm very thankful for the animals sacrifice which is why I use as much of it as possible.

>>11502734
Yeah I understand and have no problem with it. I briefly worked and lived in a resort run by Buddhist and kept to the no meat pledge even though I could have ate out. I still cook some of the recipes I learned there.

>>11501680
I hope a bear gets you. I hope while you're screaming you butt dial your wife while shes fucking Tyrone from Antrim.

>>11497325
It's like peering into a bizarre alternate dimension but then you realize it's from your reality.

>>11496415
>those sunken grey-bagged vegan eyes

>>11496415
Can't wait until carnists have to pay for their complicity in the destruction of the world with excessive carbon emissions and their drag on the healthcare systems like smokers and sugar addicts. PETA has the right idea on this one, pay out your ass for your inhumanity. Finally Billy Bob, Cletus and Sally Sue will be forced to diminish their fastfood, factory farmed meat intake and *gasp*, get healthy!

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/is-it-time-to-put-a-tax-on-meat/

And wtf, US, you fatfucks really eat almost 1lb of meat/day? Selfish gluttony.

>>11503762
You forgot to namefag

>>11503779
No need, you already know me - I'm your conscience.

>>11498168
not only are you so well off that you can choose to cut entire food groups out of your diet, but you also earn money writing about things other people are doing

writers are members of the non-contributing class, where if they went away everything would be fine without them

>>11503787
i like buddha bowls

>>11503762
The first thing poor people with rising incomes do is buy meat. Countries on the right aren't more principled, they're just fucking impoverished and can't afford animal protein.

Also,
>BRICS column
>Brazil, Russia, India, and China have separate columns

>>11503787
I'm Chinese. Nice try.

>>11503798
not anyone else in this thread, but regarding the "cutting entire food groups out of your diet" bit, poor people tend to eat vegetarian or vegan because meat is prohibitively expensive. This is seen less so in the US but it's still often the case that if you lack funds then meat is an extravagance. rice n beenz

>>11496472
Bruh that's kinda shitty. She might have just said "oh okay don't worry I'll bring something from home then". Give me my turkey but if she doesn't want any and isn't demanding others follow her, then that's fine.

>>11503450
I can understand this, mainly if hunting is a necessity of life for some, there is no other food choices.

>>11503133
Don't get me wrong I prize human life above an animals, I'm not about to take a bullet for a cow. But I can see they still can experience suffering and I have the responsibility as a higher life form who can understand these things not to cause that unduly. That dolphin thing is a complete strawman, you are well aware dolphins have no sense of justice, humans are unique in that sense and that is why we are burdened with this responsibility.
So you'd murder and rape rampantly if it was legal as the only accountability you hold is to the law? I'm assuming you wouldn't

>>11498195
who cares, the articles are written BECAUSE they are obviously ridiculous, the whole point is to get people to click so you get that sweet ad revenue.

>>11496472
Based And Redpilled
That’ll Show The Bitch

Not pissing away resources as quickly as possible to accelerate social decline and bring about ww3 killing 3/4 of earths population so that the earth can heal itself without a massive population of useless eaters.
Fucking plebs.

>>11497025
>Care for the planet
>Eats life producing Oxygen generating plants