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11500083 No.11500083[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

hey anon, happy friendsgiving, what did you bring?

>> No.11500086

>>11500083
this
*unzips dick*

>> No.11500094

this
*unzips friends*

>> No.11500098

>>11500083
you're eating him right now

>> No.11500099

this
*unzips dual akimbo ump45s*

>> No.11500101

wine

>> No.11500107
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11500107

>>11500086
oh anon... thats it? I think you should go, chad needs that seat anyways.

>> No.11500109

>>11500083
>Welllllll lookie who decided to emerge from his lair... come to join the land of the living anon?
how to respond?

>> No.11500112

>>11500101
oh nice, what kind?

>> No.11500114

oats

>> No.11500169
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11500169

>>11500109
walks out of room smelling like week old cum.
>ohhh h-hey guyss
>didn't realize my brother chad invited you all over
> I.. I-I'll just have a turkey leg
whispers under his breath
>the only leg I'll ever get

then walks slowly back to my room to post on 4chins about how I almost got laid on thanksgiving.

>> No.11500171

>>11500083
I took a shower, only pregamed a little, and brought me, myself, and I. I haven't seen you fucks in half a decade; if you don't want me here I'll kindly fuck off.

>> No.11500172

>>11500101
More wine.

>> No.11500214

>>11500171
anon you haven't changed a bit.

>> No.11500269

>>11500214
Goddamn it, that's probably exactly what they'll be thinking when I see them tomorrow...

>> No.11500270

>>11500094
Uhh, you don't get to bring friends...

>> No.11500352

paper plates and a couple of joints

>> No.11500386
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11500386

>>11500083
>"Well look who decided to come out of his cave"

>> No.11500461

>>11500107
Two twos

>> No.11500512

our friendsgiving is kinda fucked and split up this time around because a small clique in my friends started being shitty to everyone. anyone know this feel?

>> No.11500524

>>11500083
Directions to Long Johns

>> No.11500942

>>11500512
I know that feel. My roommate figured fucked it all up.

>> No.11500964
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11500964

>>11500083

>> No.11501230

>>11500942
what'd he do?

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11501241

Steak and eggs

>> No.11501243

>>11500083
I brought the spice to make that flavorless, baby food tier mush palatable.
>>11500107
1,2, or 3 would make my day.