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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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11508490 No.11508490 [Reply] [Original]

Is, /ck/ the kind of DUDE who likes high quality, emperor of japan-tier, home made RAMAN, such as in pic related?

>> No.11508535

if that's actually your house you should consider suicide

>> No.11508539
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>>11508490
Clean your house, filthy goblin.

>> No.11508550

>>11508490
Lay off the weed and clean your room

>> No.11508564

>>11508535
>>11508539
>>11508539
>>11508550
This isnt about the mess. Its about the RAMAM!
You faggots are shit tier food critics.

>> No.11508609

common drug addict living in squalor. imagine the smell.

>> No.11508629

>>11508564
It looks disgusting

>> No.11508639

yikes

>> No.11508642

SPAGHET IN THE TRAP HOUSE. The food looks worse than the state of your place, and that's saying something.

>> No.11508660

>>11508642
What specifically looks so bad about this rawmem?

>> No.11508663

>>11508490
Nigga you live like that?

>> No.11508665

>>11508660
Just stop, it's painfully obvious how tryhard you're being with this thread.

>> No.11508668

>>11508663
Yeah. Its great when you need a screwdriver or some weed and its just an arms reach away.
Im sorry your mommy cleans your room for you, anon.

>> No.11508673

>>11508665
Do you know how delusional & paranoid you sound right now?

>> No.11508681

>>11508668
>>11508673
projecting much?

>> No.11508687

>>11508668
shit whatever keeps your dick wet, anon.
enjoy your authentic slop.

>> No.11508717
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>>11508629
>>11508639
>>11508687
>>11508665
>>11508663
>>11508609

>Yucky mommy thas not tendies
>ewwy yucky cwean my room mommy
> make my diapees cwean mommy then feed me more tendies!

>> No.11508748

>>11508717
0/10 see me after class

>> No.11508766

>>11508490
That is spaghetti. Are you happy somebody acknowledged your terrible joke, now?

>tiny bit of weed in bag
>disgusting grinder
>terrible smelly wolfthorn deodorant
>pretentious alcoholic ginger ale

>> No.11508773
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>>11508766
suck on my dubs
forgot pic related

>> No.11508776

>>11508766
Its non- alcoholic ginger brew.

>> No.11508792

nice vintage fire extinguisher, be careful with that shit tho no joke

>> No.11508802
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>>11508776
>eating out of a dog bowl

>> No.11508806

>>11508802
frig off, ricky

>> No.11508808

>>11508490
Nigga bitch cunt

>> No.11508864
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>>11508766
>tiny bit of weed in bag

>> No.11508925
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>>11508490
Yes

>> No.11508941

>>11508864
Lol do coke you underage fag

>> No.11508977

>>11508864
Drats! You have more pot than I previously assumed!

You got me this time! Stoner!

>> No.11508991

>>11508490

Fucking stoners. Lazy ass bitches.

>> No.11508995

>>11508977
>tiny bit of weed
> non alcoholic becerage
>wolfthorn smells terrible

Youre wrong a lot.

>> No.11508999

>>11508991
At least i am capable of cooking food for myself, unlike you, neckbeard.

>> No.11509009
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>>11508999

Right......

>> No.11509013

>>11508999
why you on a high horse with bad cooking skills, you are bragging about a bowl of shit.

>> No.11509020

>>11509013
You dont even have a bowl of shit to show for yourself faggot.

>> No.11509023

>>11509009
That's overcooked, what a waste, leave it out for 20 mins

>> No.11509032
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>>11508995
Wolfthorn smells like shit, and the bitches agree.

>>11508999
You made some "raman", congrats. Trips doesn't make you cool.

>>11509020
pic related, fag

>> No.11509036

>>11508535
He probably already does, that's why his house looks like that

>> No.11509037

>>11509009
Wow you try way too hard for such lackluster results.
Having some weed and hand tools next to that would actually help.

>> No.11509057
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11509057

why is everyone so mad on the eve of the holiest day of the year?
brothers, please.

>> No.11509058
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>>11509037
gonna have to agree with you here, champ.

>>11509009
that looks like shit, anon

>> No.11509064

Not OP but whenever i cook stoned i really am a perfectionist. I try to slice everything precice and evenly, get just the right amount of spices going. Etc. Etc. And above all, i take my time preparing everything.

>> No.11509076
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>>11509057
This is an exceptionally hard time of year to be an incel, neckbeard, faggot who can’t cook.
They are just super spug’n out cause of it. So many “turkey dinners for one” here tonight get’n triggered!! Hooyshet!!topkek!!KYSneckbeards!!

>> No.11509300

>>11508864
I was really hoping your dealer would get arrested. Hopefully he laced the weed with fent and you die surrounded by that squalor. It would be funny if your mom found you a week later all melted into your garbage.

>> No.11509321

>>11508490
food looks super tasty my bro, but your place is super messy and gross, no offense. you should take better care of your home.

>> No.11509345

OP is a try hard faggot who frequently makes variations of this post. Probably just some lonely goblin. Looks ‘dank’ OP

>> No.11509360

>>11508490
Dicks are so cute omg( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・:*:・

>> No.11509415

>>11509360
Ok I can get into this

>> No.11509430
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>>11509076
Triggered

>> No.11509577
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>>11508490
Rate my noodle bowl?

>> No.11509611
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>>11509577
2/10 too oily