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Seriously what the fuck. Staying with a friend when this happened, thought it was a joke, then said I don't think I can manage and they all started glaring at me. After I are it everything just went on like nothing happened. Talked to me friend afterwards and he just kept deflecting the question e.g. it's tradition, that's just how things are

>> No.11511663

>>11511661
In our family we do the same. It's just an American tradition. Enjoy your third world shithole.

>> No.11511668

>>11511661
It’s unlikely to be real butter, probably margarine.

>> No.11511760

>>11511661
People believed butter actually helped to prevent heartburn.
That's where the whole fucking tradition comes from.

>> No.11511772

my stick accidentally slipped into my butthole

>> No.11511774

>>11511661
I can only do half a stick. If you eat the whole stick you're a badass.

>> No.11511775

>>11511661
>Euros eating ww2 rations are making up stories about american Thanksgiving again

>> No.11511904

>>11511661
It helps alleviate the constipation since the only vegetables we eat are swimming in "cheese style product."

>> No.11511917

>>11511772
uh oh, better dig it out with this dildo

>> No.11511942

What the fuck? I have never heard of this. I am going to my first American thanksgiving today (canuck), someone please tell me this is a joke and they aren't going to try and make me eat a stick of butter.

>> No.11511943

>>11511942
if you don't eat it it is perceived as an insult to the American God and the only way to appease Him is to behead you

>> No.11511945

>>11511668
That only makes it worse

>> No.11511948

>>11511943
Oh ok so this is bait and I fell for it like a retard. Cool

>> No.11511951

>>11511942
bring a bag of milk to confuse and distract as the butter tray is brought out

>> No.11511957

You should try your butter with some ranch dressing next time.

>> No.11511958

>>11511661
look buddy, there's a turkeypokalypse headed for your gullet and you'll be damn glad you greased your piehole.

>> No.11511972
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11511972

>>11511661
>be me
>born and raised in America
>lives on the east coast
>never heard of that monstrosity before in my life

>> No.11512022

>>11511972
Because its being posted by jealous europoors.

>> No.11512063

I've never heard of this. Then again I'm a coastie and not a roastee.