/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11512796
Does selling ass and sucking dick for money count?

>>11512796
"yeah, it's pretty good all things considered. don't hate the work, co-workers are cool. can i have some more of those mashed potatoes?"

>>11512796
do you?

>>11512796
>thanksgiving dinner
>wife wont stop flirting with sisters nigger husband again
Pretty sure they fuck behind our backs god i hate this holiday

>>11512796
>so do you have a girlfriend yet?
>when am i getting some grandkids?

>>11512797
It depends, whats the annual PROFIT, not revenue you cocksucker

>>11512810
>its okay to be "that way"

>>11512809
Based cuckfantasy poster.

>ah ah ah
>*sluuuurrrrp*
>before we start let's bow our heads in prayer
>*siiiiiip*
>dear father, we beseech thee....

>>11512812
How much overhead can there even be for prostitution? Can't you foist the cost of the hotel room onto the customer or how does that usually work?

>>11512810
>tfw family stopped asking me these when I hit my mid twenties

Actually yes, im training to become an accountant.
Perfect job for autism.

>>11512796
>dad that was out of work for 15 years got a job last week working retail
>stereotypical "kids these days are just stupid just walk in there with a stiff upper lip and say you want a job at any law firm and you work your way up from being a janitor to ceo in 5 years" boomer
>supposedly was hired to work just a few days a week with 4-5 hour shifts
>they have him working with less than 12 hours between shifts at 9 hours a shift
>already wants to quit

>>11512796
>>11512810
>suddenly show an astonished expression
>"Wow ... no. Again. You're right, I have to get one!"
>*stand up from the table, shove napkin to the plate then leave the house*

I can guarantee nobody's going to ask it again. But even if they do, "Wow ... no. Again.".

>>11512869
cringe

>>11512865
pretty sure any job after you've been unemployed for the better part of two decades is going to feel like shit

>>11512865
>walk in there with a stiff upper lip

>I keep a stiff upper lip
>And I shoot from the hip

>look who came out of his cave!

>tuck into my VEGAN thanksgiving dinner
>hows Oxford son
>couldn't be more proud of you
>how are things with [girlfriend]

>>11512993
wow arent you cool but unironically

>>11512993
Red based and pilled

>>11512810
>so do you have a girlfriend yet?
>"no"
>a boyfriend?
>*entire room laughs*

>>11512797
Sure anon

>>11513023

based banter dad

>>11513023
>>11512993
>>11512987

lol these are great
im gay btw

>>11512796
>how's work going, anon? Are you stil at....... that one place?

>started job just yesterday
Nothing personell, NEETs

>>11512805
reddit

>>11513143
>pretending to be a real person
that's nice pumpkin. now come clean your cummies off the table, tendies are ready. there's a good cherub.

>>11512805
can i have some more of those mashed potatoes?"
>"don't you think you should be going easy on the carbs? Gettin' a lil' rounder every year"

>sit down with glass of bourbon
>anon i cant believe your drinking
>try to explain the difference between getting hammered and enjoying booze
>family gives me shit
>brothers home from the navy
>want to show him my new CZ70
>get it mom,dad and sister start yelling about me about guns and alcohol
>just sitting quietly with my drink enjoying it
>brother asks how i can drink that shit
>start talking about bourbon and the proper way to enjoy it
>get interrupted because lel we dont care shut up
>go back to room
I am now slamming through my bottle of four roses single barrel like it was cheap vodka just so I can not deal with my awful family.

>tfw just recently moved to a new state and don't know anybody out here
>tfw my boss, of all people, invited me to his house for Thanksgiving dinner
I'm fucking scared.

>>11512993
fucking based