/ck/ - Food & Cooking

0 taste, 0 nutrition, potentially poisonous

>>11513705
>no
>no
&
>not from the store they arent

>>11513688
Why do you constantly flood /ck/ with shit threads and overall be a general faggot.

>>11513734
Uh oh. The mushrroms are really getting to this one. Better have your doctor up your anti anxiety meds.

>>11513741
Do you constantly just self-project all day on /ck/?
Its okay, we're here for you. Who hurt you?

>>11513752
>self project
I fucking love mushrooms.
Please re-evaluate your unapplicable constantly regurgitated meme. You couldnt even try to find an img that hasnt been used in the last twn minutes could you, kid. Better luck next time.

>>11513688
I wonder why?

>>11513765
xD Holy shit, do you normally get this emotionally upset when someone calls you out for being a no life loser?

>brings up meds when talking about mushrooms; projecting

>"You couldnt even try to find an img that hasnt been used in the last twn minutes could you, kid"

The idea was to use the last image you left before you ran away from the last thread you ruined, in order to provoke an offensive and provocative retort again. Looks like it worked flawlessly. Good work, kiddo.

>>11513688
MUSHrooms are NOT vegan!

>>11513741

Cubes make me anxious

>>11513790
Look at all the seethe.

>>11513813
>self-projecting your own anger again

i dislike the texture

>>11513688
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT VEGAN
FUNGI ARE OUR FRIENDS, AND NOT PLANTS.
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT VEGAN
FUNGI ARE OUR FRIENDS, AND NOT PLANTS.
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT VEGAN
FUNGI ARE OUR FRIENDS, AND NOT PLANTS.
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT VEGAN
FUNGI ARE OUR FRIENDS, AND NOT PLANTS.

>>11513818
Youre the one with the who wrote the seething essay no one read, you delusional faggot.

>>1151383O
>most the text is quoting you
>4 sentences is an essay
>stating facts is anger
Do you enjoy being butthurt all day?
>pic related, its you

>>11513688
>>11513830

Mushrooms are not vegan

VEGANISM = PLANT-BASED DIET
MUSHROOMS ARE NOT A PLANT

>>11513734
>go to bed 6 am and waking up at 4
Christ,how much do people need to fucking sleep?

>>11513846
hOW's this for an essay:
>fungi are more closely related to animals than plants
>we animals are descended from fungi
>fungi display hive mind intelligence (look up the Japanese subway slime mold experiement!)
>fungi are not food
>fungi are friends

MUSHROOMS ARE NOT VEGAN

>>11513858
>deflecting
What are you on about? More self-projecting?

>>11513862
All plants are "intelligent". Fungi are not animals. Mushrooms are Vegan.

>>11513858
Check that, forgot image attached.
>mfw

>>11513785
Oh

>>11513688
What? Today like 1/3 of what I ate was mushrooms and the last thing I ate yesterday was a fungus soup. I'd still be eating dem alfredo garlicked miso shiitakes if I didn't donate most of the pot to sis' dinner.

>>11513900
Sorry to disappoint you, but youre not autistic:(

>>11513705
Are you even autistic?

>>11513900
>>11513910
>there are 2 posters in this thread
This is getting sad

>>11513942

>>11513980
>phonefag
>literally no life

>>11513884
>All plants are "intelligent". Fungi are not animals. Mushrooms are Vegan.
Ok Retard. Veganism is positively defined as PLANT-BASED, and fungi is NOT a plant. Veganism is NOT negatively defined as non-animals, otherwise that definition would include everything from wood to rocks.

>>11514002
>Lying on a couch and trolling finicky autists
>true patrician taste

>its not a plant
>its not an animal

mushrooms are weird alien entities from space
once the underground mycelium grows large enough they will take over the world and kill us all
if you eat one it will take control of your mind and activate you as a zombie once the mushroom plan to take over the world commences

>>11514021
No retard, the literal definition of being a Vegan simply is the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products. Mushrooms and fungi are not animals.

>>11514030
I'm sitting in a chair, not some laptop couch fag.

>>11514071
>im sitting in a chair
Wow what a badass

fungi are friend

>>11514134
based

>>11514071
veganism is about telling other people about your diet without prompting. there is literally no reason to eat fungi, they're alive, they have feelings

>>11514410
Fungi have cancer fighting properties and an asston of vitamin d in then so i dont care how they feel about that.

>>11514418
You sound like a CARNIST
Would you eat meat and not care what the animals think if you found out meat had """cancer-fighting-properties"""??? I for one would rather have cancer than be a MURDERER

MUSHROOMS ARE OUR FRIENDS,
NOT FOOD

>>11514463
I eat meat & fungi & plants & dairy.
If i was stuck on an island with no food i would eat you probably.

>>11514471
eat my ass

>>11514471
I left out eggs too. They are my “friend” because they taste sooo gud!

>>11514477
I would club you with some driftwood like a baby seal and sautéed steaks of you with some fungi and fermented coconut booze reduction.

>>11513785
Kek I didn’t realize why I had such a visceral reaction, thanks for this. Also I think there were some good mushroom enemies in jade cocoon 2

>>11513688
Even if you can easily remove them, the gills look fucking gross, and they remind me of that image of a bloody horse with its hoof removed.

>>11514544
>that image of a bloody horse with its hoof removed
Don't you just want to suck on it and comb it? : )

As a man child who is four years into neetdom I will proudly admit to eating mushrooms whenever they are presented (by mommy of course).

Tfw live somewhere where I can forage for wild mushrooms. Have all the chicken of the woods, oysters, wine caps, lion's mane that I can eat...

Free delicious food. Get hip.

>>11515451
sell em

>>11515472
Ill be starting an oyster mushroom grow op soon so ill sell those

>>11515451
>>11515583
Oysters grow in the water, Anon

>>11513813
>>11513818
>>11513830
Seethe is in the crystal caverns, not the great hollow.

>>11513884
I never understood why vegans treat low-functioning animals as if they're better than plants. Just because plants move slightly slower than a sloth doesn't mean they don't also try their hardest to survive and reproduce.

>>11514544
Just imagine it's lots of mini vaginas stuck together. You are straight right, anon?