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>> No.11528749
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>>11528747
I'd make some new ones but it's too late right now.

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>> No.11528764

>>11528747
but...but... they're missing SO MANY OF THE JIMS wtf????

>> No.11528772
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>> No.11528779
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>> No.11528781

egg

>> No.11528783
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>> No.11528806

>>11528783
>vomits

>> No.11528822
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>> No.11528823

>>11528760
>>11528756
wtf is this garbage

>> No.11528825
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>>11528823
British cuisine

>> No.11528826
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>> No.11528830

how the fuck does he get out?

>> No.11528835

WHOMST

>> No.11528852

>>11528830
kek

>> No.11528858

>>11528750
This is a very funny video I would be so proud if I made that.

>> No.11528866

>>11528750
justniggerthings

>> No.11528877

>>11528783
>Gouda cheese and hot mayo
No thanks

>> No.11528881
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>> No.11528890

>>11528759
Is this what they mean when they say niggers are packing a lot of meat in their pants?

>> No.11528983

>>11528775
All that shit has to be way more than 3500 calories.

>> No.11528994

>>11528825
That cheese isn't actually English though its just sold in london

>> No.11529007

>>11528756
>>11528760
very comf, would enjoy with a titwank from her/10

>> No.11529021

>>11528779
>plating anything in a Nouvelle style makes it fancy

god I fucking hate normies

>> No.11529047

>>11528759
Nigga how????

>> No.11529052

>>11528866
Proud to be part of this racist community. Almost crying with pride seeing comments like these.
>>11528890
Just a myth, we (white, virtuous men) on average are bigger. Anyways, we're superior

>> No.11529076

>>11528760
>called trifle
>its not a trifle to make

>> No.11529095

>>11528756
My god I would give anything to have her peg me while explaining how to make trifle

>> No.11529107

>>11528749
What would happen if you were to reintroduce air?

>> No.11529108

>>11528775
That blonde is a qt.

>> No.11529142

>>11528823
Enough sugar and booze to knock you out for a day.

>> No.11529146

>>11528779
more like faggot makes a mess

>> No.11529166

>>11528983
iirc they show a weeks food and the calories are per day

>> No.11529189

>>11528825
aint that a swiss cheese?

>> No.11529191

>>11529021
what does fancy mean other than fashionable/high status

>> No.11529218

>>11529191
depends, to me there's tacky fancy and actual fancy

tacky fancy is eating in an overpriced expensive restaurant because you can say you've been or 'insta' your food.

actual fancy is a nice restaurant (usually not much more comparatively to a normal restaurant) that has served food they have actually thought about and is made to a high quality.

at least that's the case here in the UK.

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>> No.11529397

>>11529244
Nice, I've never seen this one before.

>> No.11529413

>>11529244
ok wtf how does he get out from there?

>> No.11529470

>>11529052
>Proud to be part of this racist community. Almost crying with pride seeing comments like these.
Cry more, faggot.

>> No.11529625
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>>11528749
what if instead of twinkies, it was a hamster?

>> No.11529628

>>11529397
first day here?

>> No.11529639

>>11529107
They collapse to the state that is now the local minimum, i.e any bubbles that didn't rupture go back to the same size, and any that did don't.
>>11529625
this only works because they are filled with air bubbles, hamsters have air filled chambers in their lungs and sinuses, but these are open ended and would just empty out. The hamster would die of suffocation pretty quickly but it wouldn't expand or pop. You should see what those chambers do to a warm marshmallow though.

>> No.11529652

>>11529244
uh how the fuck does he get out

>> No.11529676

>>11529652
he cooks every egg every day by closing time and just walks out.

>> No.11529764
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>>11529628

>> No.11529773

>>11529052
>myth

>> No.11529826
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I think they usually just send them around again. They could slow down the conveyor, but then I guess you'd get too many sausages piled on top of each other.

>> No.11530191

>>11529625
Like in space movies, they just implode.

>> No.11530216

>>11528775
I don't understand the point of the half-naked women.

>> No.11530234

>>11528830
By cooking ALL the eggs.

>> No.11530251

>>11529244
>Filename
ONE
JOB

>> No.11530268

>>11530191
Why would something implode in a vacuum?

>> No.11530425

>>11530216
to show the world how fat and disgusting they are

>> No.11530440

>>11528759
and straight back on the shelf it goes

>> No.11530443

>>11529764
i'll take that as a yes

>> No.11530455

>>11528750
Sorry but wasting food will never be funny

>> No.11530476

Can someone post that cast iron steak webm, please and thank you

>> No.11530512
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>> No.11530525

>>11530512
waht the fuck why would you do this

>> No.11530529

>>11530525
to fuck it id assume

>> No.11530544

>>11530455
>sorry but black people scare me
FTFY mate

>> No.11530601

>>11528756
the brows of an inbred

>> No.11530611

>>11528760
do you think museum attendants get to tit fuck this dumpy bitch?

>> No.11530658

>>11530525
Maybe you can fill it with stuff.

>> No.11530663

>>11530525
Fleshlight 2.0

>> No.11530757
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>> No.11530758
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>> No.11530767

>>11530758
That's pretty cool

>> No.11530777

>>11530767
You're pretty cool.

>> No.11530815

>>11530767
>>11530777
maybe you guys should meet up and rubs dicks together?

>> No.11530832

>>11528825
>how to make a ten second video a minute long for no reason

>> No.11530835

>>11530757
Now that's what I call a future-proof job.

>> No.11530849

>>11530815
I would like that, I haven't frotted in a long time.

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>> No.11530869

>>11530815
Imo frotting isn’t that enjoyable. Though when my boyfriend fucks my thighs I get super randy.

>> No.11530901

>>11530869
Yeah but there is something special about 2 dicks rubbing against each other. Its like the gayest physical act you can do.

>> No.11530903

>>11530901
not if it's girlcock

>> No.11530922

>>11530903
Yeah its girlcock on guycock. Our balls haven’t touched either so it’s not gay in the slightest. I do like comparing how much bigger his is than mine.

>> No.11530924

>>11530866
Magic dough.

>> No.11530974

>>11528750
What point is the nigger trying to make? Is he trying to imitate Goku eating?

>> No.11530989

>>11530866
I've been to the plant where those machines are made. They make all kinds of different sizes. Fun to watch.

>> No.11531058

>>11530758

Yup. We need millions of illegals to pick our produce.

>> No.11531086

>>11528750
based

>> No.11531182

>>11530525
Well, I'm no expert, but
>Searing on the outside AND the inside

>> No.11531224
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>> No.11531248

>>11531224
what is this?

>> No.11531263

>>11531058
>carrots can be harvested by machine
>muh, *grunt*, all muh fruits 'n vegetables 'n such lahk 'dat can be done 'dat way too, really, ok? Exactly the same, it's true, believe me, really, ok?

>> No.11531273

>>11531248
I think its a kiwi?

>> No.11531293
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>> No.11531301

>>11530989
>Fun to watch
I have a feeling you get distracted by shiny objects easily.

>> No.11531309
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>> No.11531320

>>11531248
Look up honey comb cake

>> No.11531325

>>11531309
Now sort them back out

>> No.11531331

>>11528877
>hot mayo
It's no different than butter once its in the pan for more than 5 seconds. I use it when I make grilled cheese.

>> No.11531340

>>11530512
>steak hotkinkyjo style

>> No.11531359

>>11528826
Keked

>> No.11531361

>>11528747
>this kills the human sorting jobs

>> No.11531372

>>11530922
>ck
>normal people

>> No.11531397

>>11528779
Yeah, looks like, little kid makes fancy food. Worse than a fucking mud pie.

>> No.11531407

>>11531325
Calm down Maxwell.

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>> No.11531589

>>11531058
Within the next 20 years farming could pretty much all be done by machines/robots. It won't be like that all over the world cause India can't produce a Parjeep clever enough to operate machinery but in the western world farmers will be sitting around watching robots do everything while they collect money.

If you want to be wealthy in 20 years invest in farmland.

>> No.11531591

>>11529244
I've been making 2 of these a day for the past 2 weeks since I first saw this webm

>> No.11531594

>>11529107
total protonic reversal

>> No.11531595

>>11531248
It's likely a version of a Martabak Manis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apam_balik

>> No.11531598

>>11531263
>Expecting sheltered basement dwellers to know anything about how the actual outside world works
congratulations, you played yourself

>> No.11531636

>>11530901
Its def my favourite thing to do. Idk what makes it so hot

>> No.11531651

>>11531263
You have to go back spic.

>> No.11531676

>>11528759
they shouldve let him pay for it anyways.

>> No.11531754
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>> No.11531755

>>11531636
Girls can't experience it.

>> No.11531771

>>11531754
Isnt the shell crunchy and annoying to eat?

>> No.11531793

>>11531771
softshelled crab.

>> No.11531798
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>> No.11531808 [DELETED] 

>>11531771
shells get harder with the longer it is exposed to heat, so if a shell is almost raw it will be soft enough to chew on.

>> No.11531814 [DELETED] 

>>11531798
>muh arteries :O

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>>11530758
Been a while since I've see the culling of the dirt rockets posted.

>> No.11531826

>>11531798
how the fuck can you reuse the same goddamn shot more than three times in the span of less than a minute reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>11531826
kek

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>>11529826
I want to sit on that machine and let the noodles pour all over me as I rotate solemnly

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>> No.11531977

>>11529244
but how

>> No.11532003

>>11531815
contender for saddest webm of all time

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>> No.11532015 [DELETED] 

>>11528881
It is a waste to use wet mozzaralla for making, just but the normal shredded kind that cost less.

>> No.11532030

>>11528881
Would it be a wise idea to cook the chicken rare in this scenario? You know, so it's a little pink inside when you put it in the oven. That would keep it from drying out, no? Or would the chicken not get enough heat to finish cooking?

>> No.11532061

>>11531937

triggered by this guys bending and scraping of the blade

>> No.11532067
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>> No.11532114

>>11530544
>sorry but black people disgust me
FTFY

>> No.11532120

>>11528764
It's picking up the uniformly sized ones. Dunno what they do with the rest.

>> No.11532161

>>11532005
Why is the heat turned off?

>> No.11532163

>>11528747
>we want 15 min wage.webm

>> No.11532195

>>11528750
If this was how to basic everyone would be laughing.

>> No.11532198

>>11532067
Way to ruin a good thing at the last moment.

>> No.11532240
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>>11532195
I wouldn't be.

>> No.11532249

>>11531754
This is literally not how it's done. There's plenty of stuff inside a crab that you don't want to eat. The innards should be removed from the softball crab, then filled with crab meat, then fried.

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>>11532161
Hot oil is dangerous

>> No.11532283

>>11532277
what if you're too rich to eat the shitty parts of pizza?

>> No.11532351

>>11530525
For when a watermelon just doesn't cut it anymore

>> No.11532357

>>11532067
I mean that genuinely looks great tho the cheese at the end could be improved on, or get a better choice then melted fucking velveta

>> No.11532375

>>11532005

>It's already a corn dog...

>> No.11532383

>>11530251
Based one job poster

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>> No.11532398

>>11531340
kek

>> No.11532481

>>11528825
why do these buzzfeed videos always feature an asian making stupid faces at the camera?

>> No.11532511

>>11531754
why is a generic soft shell crab sandwich something to blog about?
>>11532249
>that bitter squirt of organs when you get to the center of your sandwich
I hate them

>> No.11532521

>>11531754
>50 fresh ones a week
only 50 people order this shit? why even bother putting that information if its only 50

>> No.11532581

>>11532387
fuck the whole world

>> No.11532597

>>11530512
Angus prolapse

>> No.11532602

>>11532161
he's scared of burn himself so he always cooks everything at minimum heat

>> No.11532625

>>11531589
Horrible advice. The only farms doing well nowadays are the mega-farms and massive agricultural conglomerates buying up all the land they see. There's a reason why most farmers have either sold and bowed out, or opted out with a buckshot dinner.

>> No.11532627

>>11532240
Why is there jelly in the turkey?

>> No.11532629

>>11532597
ha

>> No.11532663

>>11532030
That's a good idea. You should try it

>> No.11532713

>>11528754
in the biz we called it a "french oven"

>> No.11532744
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>>11532663
kek

>> No.11532793

>>11531808
It's freshly molted, meaning no real shell. Also stop namefagging.

>>11532511
Because Insider is fucking garbage.

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>>11532842
oops forgot the first one.

>> No.11532869

>>11530216
woman are very self conscious
embarrassing them makes them want to stop shoveling shit in their faces if they recall the judgmental face from a younger, thinner, and prettier woman

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>>11532842
>>11532854
what triggers me most about webms like these is with the huge piles of shit they have to scoop onto the plate they still use those little spoons instead of getting fucking serving spoons

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>>11528759

>> No.11533029

>>11529639
Going in a vacuum makes your blood boil and kills you in the most agonizing way imaginable

>>11529625
Hamsters are pure and I will fucking end you

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>>11528783
>white bread

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>>11529244
late years?

>> No.11533042

Anyone has that webm of the chicken casserole? can someone post it here, please?

>> No.11533045

>>11531224
what's that phobia called?

>> No.11533057

>>11529244
Was getting trapped in an egg fort part of his plan?

>> No.11533058
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>> No.11533062

>>11532940
wouldn't this be food grade?

>> No.11533079
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>>11533058
they are so punchable, holy shit

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>> No.11533104
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>> No.11533120

>>11532842
la comida de la abominación...

>> No.11533301

>>11533095
>pulling out the tree's organs while it's still alive
Fucking animals

>> No.11533443

>>11532067
>mexican sour cream
I loathe these FB food vids because they almost always turn something that could be decent into a monstrosity.

>> No.11533473

>>11532005
>max fill

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>> No.11533521

>>11532842
Makes me so mad to see all that canned and prepackaged shit loaded on top of a disposable plate and all that with gloves on. In addition to fucking detaching yourself from actual cooking, you're making tons of waste, and in the end all you created was a horrible abomination consisting of hundred shitty ingredients.

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>> No.11533575

>>11532854
>>11532842

this has to be a parody of those trash mexican food webms

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>> No.11533627

>>11532067
fry those cunts black

>> No.11533633

>>11531248
Martabak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sup23-llKTw

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>> No.11533661

>>11528775
>The tube isn't big enough for lardy's food

>> No.11533667

>>11533523
This is wrong, it's missing the most crucial element: Portuguese fresh sausage (linguça).
t. Portuguese from Porto

>> No.11533701

>>11533045
Trypophobia.

>> No.11533862

>>11532842
now please explain to me how you eat this?

>> No.11533863

>>11533092
that´s one cute kotlet

>> No.11533864

>>11533862
With your mouth.

>> No.11533866

>>11533862
You take a short video of yourself taking a few bites while making exaggerated expressions and then toss the lot into the trash.

>> No.11533867
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>>11532387
wtf man, that's fucking disgusting

>> No.11533871

>>11529625
It swells up a little, and is very upset. If you take it out within a minute or 2 it's probably fine. It's like going into space without a space suit, except without all the dangerous radiation.

>>11529639
Suffocation isn't 'pretty quick', it takes a long time.

>>11533029
Not true mate, urban legend.

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>>11533104

>> No.11533908

>>11531754
>>11531798
I'm kind of annoyed that this kind of video usually shows a totally normal food item.

My city is backwater but there are still dozens of places to buy these.

>> No.11534161

>>11533636
Comfy

>> No.11534200

>>11533886
how in the fuck is that a "meme"

>> No.11534201

>>11531754
>literally just a normal soft shell crab sandwich
>somehow a novel food item

Are these the same idiots that putting cheetos in a burrito or just rolling up a pizza is something novel too? Exactly how easily entertained is the average person?

>> No.11534209

>>11530512
Do really gay people do that?

>> No.11534363

>>11532195
I wouldnt because Im not a 10 year old retard

>> No.11534373

>>11528779
god it makes me so mad that there are so many channels out there making shitty vids like this that get millions of views. god I wish I had the foresight to prey on retards. id be rich

>> No.11534379

>>11531331
hey retard. they arent using the mayo on the outside as butter, they are putting it on the inside

>> No.11534382

>>11532481
its not just buzzfeed. its all these shitty channels whose primary audience are young fatass women with no boyfriends and cats as her kids

>> No.11534389

>>11531263
back to lereddit pls

>> No.11534407

>>11532511
>why is a generic soft shell crab sandwich something to blog about?
because roasties like watching shit like this

>> No.11534411

>>11528822
its shit like this that make me regret becoming vegan

>> No.11534420

>>11533058
God damn you know these two are packing each others fudge. fucking queers need obliterated

>> No.11534431

>>11530525
A neat hat.

>> No.11534450

>>11531815
i hope in 200 hundred years people still get the same merriment i receive every time i watch this

>> No.11534490

>>11532842
>>11532854
I'd open my borders for this any day

>> No.11534498

>>11533620
more like this

>> No.11534509

>>11529244
It's cgi, he can't get out without breaking any eggs....or can he?

>> No.11534514

>>11530443
kid, I'm from /pol/ so I wouldn't mess with me

>> No.11534515

>>11529244
>filename
bad job gaynon

>> No.11534520

>>11534514
>I wouldn't mess with me
well yeah why would you mess with yourself? That would be a weird thing to do

>> No.11534546

>>11528747

I really feel like this is a very complicated way of creating an automated solution to this particular problem.

>>11532163

The increased investment in this kind of productivity-boosting machinery is one of the upsides to a higher minimum wage, and with it a reduction in demand for cheapo immigrant labour. Not what the people pushing for it envision though.

>> No.11534570

>>11531480
there is no god

>> No.11534572
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>> No.11534587

>>11534520
exactly what I'm saying, I wouldn't

>> No.11534664

>>11528822
>eating brains
>what are prion infections

>> No.11534984

>>11528783

That is WAY more than 3 tsp of mayonnaise and 3 tbsp of cheese.

>> No.11534995

>>11528825
That shit must smell like absolute hell.

>> No.11535030

>>11534664
only happens if you eat human brains.

>> No.11535040

>>11528747
what a waste of energy and money

>> No.11535166

>>11531309
Diversity is truly our strength.

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>>11531480
>Liquid yum!

>> No.11535258

>>11534572
Germany is not accurate at all. No one would eat sausages for breakfast. They would eat shit like rey bread and cheese

>> No.11535294

>>11528760
now is not the time for trifle

>> No.11535303

>>11535258
what about weisswurst?

>> No.11535338

>>11531771
>>11531793
Personally I'd have my concerns about the mouth and eye parts. Fucking gross.

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>>11534200
There are a handful of variations of it around the other boards.

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>>11531754
even my animes know this is stupid

>> No.11535368

>>11534572
Hate these shitty, inaccurate, low effort 'around the world' videos

>> No.11535383

>>11528783
not worth the fucking effort
it's a glorified grilled ham and chese sandwhich, except soaked in eggs before cooking in butter

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>>11528822
>brain AND thousand year egg

>> No.11535413

>>11533886
>>11534200
>>11535355
It's pretty obscure and the original is barely exploitable. I've only seen /co/ and /a/ related of course.

>> No.11535422

>>11533029
>Going in a vacuum makes your blood boil and kills you in the most agonizing way imaginable
Blood in a vacuum would boil instantly, as would any liquid.
If you go into a vacuum then your blood wouldn't boil because it's inside you, and your blood vessels are not a fucking vacuum.

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>>11528826

>> No.11535441

>>11534379
disgusting

>> No.11535637

>>11533443
Mexican sour cream is the worst
that shit gets bad so quickly
unbelievable

>> No.11535642

>>11533636
hungry in hungary

>> No.11535654

>>11535303
that's only in bavaria and weisswurst are boiled
and even bavarians don't regularly eat them for breakfast anymore. it's all rye bread, butter and cold cuts nowadays

>> No.11535661

>>11533058
Is this the first five min. of a gay porn?

>> No.11535710

>>11532953
image being born so hot that u can get paid by eating in cam holy fuk im jealous

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>>11535438

>> No.11535777

>>11534572
The only time Americans actually eat pancakes is at hotels though or if they have kids and even then it's only eaten on like a weekend. No one makes fucking pancakes and bacon every morning.

>> No.11536125

>>11530611
god I hope so. I'd love to blow my load all over those eyebrows after titfucking her furiously for half an hour.

>> No.11536196

>>11531583
kek

>> No.11536283

>>11529244
How does he egg?

>> No.11536294

>>11530512
>Not prolapsed angus
Sad

>> No.11536306

>>11535777
to be fair if you go to a restaurant that serves breakfast food, pancakes and bacon is inevitably going to be on the menu

>> No.11536318

>>11528750
kek

>> No.11536320

>>11530758
>MexiBot5000.webm

>> No.11536334

>>11532005
HOW? How is he so incompetent?

>> No.11536416

>>11528826
My favorite part is him sneaking up on it in the beginning

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>> No.11536485

>>11528783
This is all kinds of wrong

>> No.11536493

>>11531309
>goes from a bunch of vibrant colors to a dull brownish

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>>11528750
must be what they do during the day to pass the time between rape, robberies, sucker punch attacks, and drug deals.

>> No.11536663

>>11533095
I thought they were eating worms but it turns out these are mollusks. The way tamilok is prepared is very similar to ceviche.

>> No.11536705

>>11532387
Every day we stray further from god's light

>> No.11536817

>>11531293
Twice now, after seeing a thread on here, I've been buying a McDouble and a McChicken and making McGangBangs at home. they're pretty tasty. Only trouble for me is I'm a little OCD about it so I tear the two burgers apart (which are usually glued together with McCheese) and place the McChicken right in the center of the sandwich. Usually the burger will tear in my hand or the cheese will

>> No.11536975

>>11532278
Look at how juicy it is.

>> No.11537101

>>11533871
>Not true mate
Then you must be talking about hamsters being pure? Because going in a vaccum you most definitely will get a severe case of the bends, which is what people mean when they talk about blood boiling

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>> No.11537225

>>11534572
>Kenya isn't an empty plate
Inaccurate.

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>> No.11537248

>>11529244
is this OC?

>> No.11537249

>>11537230
more like hipsters eating

>> No.11537253
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>>11537248
uokm8?

>> No.11537273

>>11530903
>>11530922
>Girlcock
Is tumblr leaking?

>> No.11537277

>>11533045
'Look at me I know a phobia, guys. Guys? Guys seriously, I have it too'.
The phobia of not fitting in with a group.

>> No.11537299

>>11537273
>not liking feminine penises
What are you gay?

>> No.11537306

>>11530922
>Our balls haven’t touched either so it’s not gay in the slightest
oh thank goodness

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>>11533620
looks like interesting food hacks though i personally don't think i'll be trying these any time soon

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>> No.11537472

Anyone got that annoying avocado everything clip?

>> No.11537475

>>11533636
love seeing this dude on my insta discovery page, look at how happy he is to do the thing

>> No.11537478

>>11537253
>euclid ave

spooky

>> No.11537494

>>11537420
This is just cake with a cream cheese frosting. It is also a lie.

>> No.11537499

>>11537423
Hope that guy enjoys eggshell in his eggs

>> No.11537550

>>11534572
> Australia
Why do the cornflakes have like, NO milk? Also as far as I know, unless you're a 60 year old man you'd have a more even + light spread of vegemite on BUTTERED toast, since otherwise the taste is strong as shit.

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>>11528756
>1 teacup of jam
>teacup
what the actual FUCK is a teacup?

>> No.11537599

>>11537586
a cup for tea

>> No.11537640

>>11532387
I think this is the stupidest thing I have seen in 2018

>> No.11537653

>>11528783
jesus christ Favreau

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>> No.11537724

>>11537700
looks good. would love to share with someone

>> No.11537757

>>11533523
love these so decadent

>> No.11537759

>>11528783
rank

>> No.11537764

>>11531309
this video really stirs my sprinkles

>> No.11537777

>>11528775
They have all those tubes set up to make it look like some kind of mirror-verse Wonka factory but there's probably just a junior production assistant up a ladder.

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>>11537494
FUCKING YIKES
Seriously, I am cringing so hard just from reading your last sentence. I sincerely suggest that you commit suicide, that was a tremendous embarrassment.

>> No.11537800

>>11529052
Reddit

>> No.11537813

>>11530268
Put a vacuum hose into your mouth and see what happens to your lungs

>> No.11537815

>>11532005
EUREKA

>> No.11537858

>>11531754
Had some of these in New-Orleans, they taste great.
Those madmen even fry oysters, and get away with it

>> No.11537877

>>11537213
Imagine how fast she could get you to nut with just a handjob

>> No.11537886

>>11528749
well that was anticlimactic

>> No.11537887

>>11533104
This is a blue board, anon!

>> No.11537890

>>11528750
niggers are the fucking worst

>> No.11538107

>>11532854
Trump was right

>> No.11538336

>>11528775
cico
It's that simple.
You can try every diet out there. They are all equally shit. It's cico and nothing else.

>> No.11538359

>>11528750
WE PRESIDENT NAO

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>>11531480
Even though it's ironic I'm still disappointed that I'm sharing a planet with someone who thought this up.

>> No.11538614

>>11528881
i tried to make this once, it fucking sucked

>> No.11538621

>>11530758
>price of carrots collapses
good thing i bought this million dollar machine that does one single thing

>> No.11538640

>>11531901
i would pay good money to see this video

>> No.11539097

>>11538621
You don't understand economics

>> No.11539140

>>11537586
A teacup is 2 wineglasses.

>> No.11539427

>>11531754
>this kills the crab

>> No.11539502

>>11533633
Is it? looks like kue pandan

>> No.11539588

>>11538621
oh fuck you're right
i cant believe i've iinvested all my money in stockpiling carrots and buying carrotcoin
how could i have not seen that this was just a carrot bubble?