/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>how do we fix
The answer is 4channel to get rid of /pol/

>>11526786
t. cant handle the heat

I honestly attribute my health and well-being to spicy food. The spicy activates your stomach and cleanses your system. There's no better feeling thatn eating something really spicy and feeling that warmth in your belly radiate to your fingertips. The sweat on your scalp and on your face too: purifying.

>>11526821
>Just read The Rum Diary

>>11526821
you're the male version of women drinking detox juices

>>11526797
You think /pol/ advocates for "lol spicy"?

>>11526827
>>11526828
Telling you fellas the replenishing effects of capsaicin will do you wonders.

>>11526834
probably

>>11526797
The fuck does this have to do with politics?

>>11527017
Go to /pol/ and type "how do we fix" and any given time.
Newfag.

>>11526797
>>11527034

>>11527034
>he doesn't go to /pol/ so he must be a newfag hur dur
I don't even see a board named /pol/ on this website famalam.

>>11526821
The neurotransmitter hit you get is actually comparable to some hard drugs, you can see why people get addicted.

>>11527034
How would I know that if I don't go on /pol/ you colossal faggot? Maybe you should go back ].

>>11526821
>The spicy activates your stomach
but will it activate my almonds?

>>11526786
virgin vs chad

>>11526821
>therefore you should never have anything not doused in hot sauce
kys

>>11527017
Mike Chen is part of an active anti-communist group and causes a lot of butthurt to reddit

>>11527182
Lmao they are worse than niggers and jews.

>get a rope
>find a tree
>neck yourself
>???
everyone else profits

>>11526834
spicy food is one of the only things that triggers /pol/ and gets threads deleted. every white people cooking thread is full of massive asshurt.
>white people are the best cooks
>white people conquered the world for spices
>I'm white and I love spicy food
>actually niggers only use lawrys
>spices are only for rotten meat
>I don't season my food because I want to taste the ingredients

>>11526786
>let me put some hot oil on this delicate dish
This is what the Chinese do all the god damn time

>>11527765
Here bro let me serve you. Its a tradition in my culture to serve the person you are sitting with.

>>11527180
I literally don't. The versatility of my hot sauce collection means that I have a flavor enhancer for every meal. Sriracha, Tabasco scorpion, Yellowbird habanero, Dave's Ultimate, black El Yucateco are some of my favorites. The endorphin rush you can get from chaining sauces is almost orgasmic.

>>11526786
whenever I eat high doses of extremely spicy food (talking in the million scoville range), I experience similar feelings of taking a very very low dose of psychedelics. Anyone else get this way?

>>11527956
>black el yucateco
unironically used to be my shit for everything until I had the Mayan extra hot

>>11528569
Yes, I usually feel pretty nice buzz after eating something with 1+ milion SHU.

>White roommates keep stealing 'za from me
>Start ordering my 'za with Jalapenos
>They stop stealing
I thank god every day I wasn't born white. How shit is your taste that you can't enjoy spicy foods?

FUCK, JALAPENOS AREN'T EVEN SPICY

>>11528726
Fuck off with your racism back to 4chan

I'm white and I can eat jalapenos as long as I have a nice glass of milk by my side.

>>11528801

I hope to fucking god you're joking

>>11528810
Fuck off with your racism back to 4chan

I'm white and I can eat jalapenos as long as I have a nice glass of milk by my side.

>>11528810
No I'm not joking, milk helps me deal with spicy food. It's commonly used for that. Why would that be a joke?

>>11528996
Don't tell me milk doesn't give you the shits. It's not for human consumption.

>>11528996
>Jalapeño
>Spicy

>>11528726
Go back to /pol/, you fucking faggot

>>11527747
>Triggers /pol/
You're not triggering /pol/, you're triggering normal white people and turning them into /pol/. Race baiting garbage only leads to more race bating garbage

>>11529010
Fragile lil snowflakes

>>11529557
What I'm trying to say is that you and everyone else from /pol/ are shitting up every board with your "ebin trolls". Fuck off back to your containment board

>>11528726

White people can't handle any salt or seasonings, which is why their food is so shit.

>>11527747
>wahhh I'm from a white country but im not white
>so everything that I dislike is therefore a problem of this white place
>not me
heh. Radical.
Come to South America and try that shit home-boy.

>>11526786
damn, his wife is cuter than I thought

>>11529001
Milk is a based drink for regular people

>>11530210

Why are white people so afraid of salt? They're not even the ones with high blood pressure.

>>11530298
>>11530210
>Implying all whites are anglos
Rookie mistake

>>11528726
Pickled ones arent really, but I ordered a side of roasted jalapenos and genuinely thought it was some hybrid with a habanero. It was the spiciest jalapenos I've ever had

>>11528726
>I eat pizza
>fuck white people cant cook
I wonder who made pizza and almost all the good food in the world.
Also if you think that salt causes high blood pressure then that's a good showing of your stupid nigger education.

I sure do love when /ck/ turns into /pol/. Go back to your containment board and stop ruining this one.

>>11529557
You're the side that needed therapy and safe spaces, snowflake.
Lol lots of liberals killed themselves over Trump

>>11530404
"There's nothing more political than food" -Anthony Bourdain
/ck/ IS /pol/

>>11530432
As if I care about any of you shills LMAO

>>11530688
imagine arguing on an anonymous board lmfao

>>11530711
True it's pretty embarrassing I'm tryna stop

>>11526821
the spice is used to cover up meat parasites and other stuff the spice isn't helping you grow strong it is the fact that the food hasn't killed you yet

>>11526800
Fpbp

>>11526821
He is right tho. A good, fresh curry just gives you a good body feeling. Ginger for example is also antiseptic.

>>11527956
>>11528672
>Sriracha™™™, Tabasco™ scorpion™, Yellowbird™™ habanero™, Dave's© Ultimate©©©, black©© El© Yucateco©©©
Are you unironically shilling store™℗ bought brands© of chilli-vinegar®™℗™™? lol

If I emptied a salt shaker onto my food and said "DUDE, I BET YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH SALT YOU PUSSIES, WOW I CAN BARELY TASTE ANYTHING BUT SALT, IT'S SO SALTY IT HURTS, I LOVE IT" you'd think I was retarded, that is how I am viewing you right now.

My mom used to chop various chillis and dump it in every meal and I have built up a mighty tolerance since childhood, likely more than you, but I only use it occassionally because there are other flavors. When I go spicy I go megaspicy. When I want something else I am careful not to mask the flavor of slow cooked fresh beef, fermented bean curd, ginger, lemongrass, gravy, caramelized onion, and other delicious shit. To me it is just another seasoning. you must have shit taste or you can't cook and don't know many other ways to add flavor, sad

>>11526786
While I agree that spiciness doesn't belong on every dish, I think you're conflating something that happens with literally every generation of men since spices were discovered. Everyone grows out of it.

I love spicy foods but OP is right. There's this trend of people going all in with Spice. The slickness should compliment the meal not absolutely overwhelm every other part of it.

I guess if they're doing hot food challenges whatever then.