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Most delicious thing ever Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:28:48 2018 No.11545633 [Reply] [Original]

I get the squirts for a week after only one glass but damn do I love eggnog. What's your favorite recipe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:30:29 2018 No.11545640 i like to dip my penis in the family nog jug >:^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:31:28 2018 No.11545642 >>11545640 Sounds chilly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:44:55 2018 No.11545667 >>11545633 Yeah egg nog is my ‘I’m gonna have diarrhea but don’t care because it’s so good’ guilty pleasure

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:49:53 2018 No.11545678 >>11545633 >>11545667 Imagine being so elderly and infirm that you get the shits from egg and rum.

Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:33:02 2018 No.11545797

Baltimore Eggnog (circa 1882)

Into a metal shaker, add:

>1 egg (discard shell)
>1 teaspoon cinnamon (freshly grated)
>1 oz heavy cream
>2 teaspoons superfine sugar (not powdered)
>1 oz Christian Brothers Sacred Bond Bonded Pot Still Brandy
>1/2 oz Wray & Nephew White Overproof Rum
>1/2 oz Blandy’s 5-year Verdelho Madeira Wine

Dry shake to emulsify ingredients.
Fill 3/4 full with ice.
Shake for at least 10 seconds to chill-dilute and aerate.
Fine strain into chilled 7oz goblet.
Grate a good amount of fresh nutmeg on top.
Sprinkle a small amount of mace (optional)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:35:48 2018 No.11545802 >>11545797 Go oz yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:45:20 2018 No.11545820 >>11545797 >(discard shell) XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:07:28 2018 No.11545888 >>11545678 Drinking that much high fat dairy will make anyone shit their brains out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:08:50 2018 No.11545892 >>11545797 I much prefer it alcohol free. Still good that way? Don't get me wrong, I love booze, but there's something about eggnog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:09:26 2018 No.11545894 >>11545633 I like eggnog but I always end up not drinking a carton of it. I legitimately just cleaned out my fridge 3 days ago and threw out a carton from last Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:14:00 2018 No.11545911 >>11545888 Anyone with crippling lactose intolerance and a severely weakened sphincter from too much buttsex, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:15:40 2018 No.11545915 >>11545911 I just chugged half a carton of it and have had the most disgusting farts since. I drink dairy daily without consequence too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:16:36 2018 No.11545920 >>11545915 Evidently not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:17:31 2018 No.11545922 >>11545915 >getting farts from lactose Yeah, you're lactose intolerant, soyboy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:17:51 2018 No.11545923 >>11545920 You don't believe someone on 4chan is telling you the truth? I'm shocked!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:19:11 2018 No.11545928 >>11545922 I'd say it's more getting dyspeptic from drinking 3000 calories of egg/cream slurry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:23:19 2018 No.11545946 >>11545928 Half a cartoon is roughly 725 calories. You'd need to drink 2 litres to hit 3000 calories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:25:19 2018 No.11545952 >>11545892 The alcohol (especially higher proof) will make the raw eggs safer to drink. But if you want to try that recipe without it, maybe substitute 2 oz of whole milk for the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:27:23 2018 No.11545958 >>11545946 Just looked at my container. 230 calories per serving, 16 servings per container. Half of the carton would be 1840 calories. >>11545952 I'll give it a whack, why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:30:13 2018 No.11545969 >>11545958 How large is the container?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:31:59 2018 No.11545973 >>11545969 The standard half gallon milk container.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:41:02 2018 No.11546000 >>11545973 That's big. Cartons are only 1 litre in my country. I still suspect you're a soyboy though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:43:50 2018 No.11546011 >>11546000 It's 2 litres anon. I'm not a soyboy, but I don't care if you think I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:44:30 2018 No.11546012 >>11546011 Clearly you do, soycuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:44:59 2018 No.11546014 >>11546011 It seems like you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:51:19 2018 No.11546030 >>11546012 >>11546014 I also own a Nintendo switch. I enjoy playing games on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:52:46 2018 No.11546034 >>11546030 Case closed then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:54:05 2018 No.11546038 File: 241 KB, 1280x720, soytendo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11546034 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 03:51:36 2018 No.11546257 File: 300 KB, 406x720, hitormissdab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PARTY NOGGERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 08:10:20 2018 No.11546676 >>11545642 disgusting fuckin nigger probably dips his weewee in the chili too. >>11545633 post your recipe

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 11:23:15 2018 No.11547299 >>11545928 I can drink that much and not a single shit will come out fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 13:23:49 2018 No.11547671 /fit/ here for my winter bulk im doing GONAD for the entire month of december wish me luck guiz

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