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>> No.11544861

>inb4 eggfort

>> No.11544871

>>11544860
Do Americans really do that?

>> No.11544891
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>>11544871

>> No.11544919
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>>11544861

>> No.11544925
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>>11544871
No, we do this

>> No.11544929

>>11544919
___ ____ __ ___ ___ _______ ________ ___ __ ___ ____?

>> No.11544936
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>> No.11544937

>>11544860
w-what is she putting ontop of the chocolate?

>> No.11544947
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>> No.11544949

>>11544937
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats

>> No.11544958
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>> No.11544961
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>> No.11544986
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>> No.11544997
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>> No.11545007

>>11544860
Where can I see full version, i have to hear this dumb cunts voice.

>> No.11545026
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>> No.11545030
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>> No.11545034

>>11544871
Its german, and its scripted

>> No.11545040
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>> No.11545099

fucking garbage webm thread

>> No.11545289

>>11545026

I'd still hit it.

>> No.11545348

>>11545026
jewish?

>> No.11545409

>>11544929
He makes egg sandwiches.

>> No.11545416
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>>11544919

>> No.11545441
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>> No.11545488
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>> No.11545496

>>11545441
i hope this person is brutally murdered

>> No.11545511
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>>11545488

>> No.11545512

>>11544919
How does he get out?

>> No.11545513
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>>11545511

>> No.11545516

>>11545511
>pls die
>pls die
>pls di
damn.

>> No.11545611

>>11545488
That old bitch should be charged with manslaughter

>> No.11545628

>>11544991
>a look into modern western society and it's people

>> No.11545634

>>11545628
More like a gaze into the abyss.

>> No.11545663

>>11545026
why are all the cabinets open

>> No.11545695

>>11545034
this
I am sure she eats some shitty stuff in reality too, but what we see there is still fake

>> No.11545708

>>11544997
>doesn't fuck it
??

>> No.11545726

>>11545441

How has he not fallen victim to violent street crime?

>> No.11545798

>>11544860

who the fuck buys sausages in a can? this is why you eurofags can never win a war.

>> No.11545925
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>>11545441
This is obviously false emotion.

>> No.11546144

>>11545925
is that an example of a fake smile in your picture? im not sure what the difference between them is

>> No.11546211
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>>11544997
>anal prolapse steak

>> No.11546314

>>11545726
He is the violent street crime

>> No.11546331
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>> No.11546420

>>11545441
LA CRETURA

>> No.11546480

>>11545030
With sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZI15VjwEU

>> No.11546592

>>11544860
If I was president I'd force fat people to starve until they are a normal weight lol

>> No.11546660

>>11545726
He's not white so they assume he's poor.

>> No.11546709

>>11544891
i wouldn't even call it bait
it's just shitposting
anyone who bites that is doing so knowingly

>> No.11546720

>>11544860
rock hard when she slipped that wiener into her mouth

>> No.11546725

>>11544997
>do foreigners really do this?

>> No.11546726
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>> No.11546732 [DELETED] 
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>>11544961
>real spic appreciation

>> No.11546740

>>11546732
wew
you're posting that one of all the gore you could choose to post
you post that one?
damn anon

>> No.11546741

>>11545513
>retard olympics

>> No.11546743

>>11546732
Asshole

>> No.11546758

>>11546732
damn dude how is he still alive

>> No.11546766

>>11546758
they gave him lots of cocaine before the torture so he would last longer

>> No.11546768

>>11544860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhrMqTlL_w

>> No.11546771

>>11546732
do they use good san marzano tomatoes in mexico you think?

>> No.11546772

>>11546768
that's not a webm
fuck you

>> No.11546773

>>11544925
What a pretentious faggot fuck

>> No.11546774

>>11544919
>file name
KEK. good job, anon.

>> No.11546779
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>>11546768
Dome is such a fascination to me.
I know it's scripted of course, but they still had to hire a chick for the role who really is that much of a lardplanet. So they could use her to make fun of lardplanets.
I wonder how much she hates herself for this. Not enough to lose some weight I guess.

>>11546772
I don't see one in your post either, faggot.

>> No.11546781

>>11545663
kek

>> No.11546817

>>11546779
>I don't see one in your post either, faggot.
i'm sorry, i just wanted to call you out for being a retard
looks like i messed up ( ._.)

>> No.11546829

>>11546732
based

>> No.11546839
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>> No.11546845
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>> No.11546850
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>> No.11546851

>>11544929
lul. I can even see it.

>> No.11546856

>>11546839
What the fuck am I watching

>> No.11546859

>>11546839
Would have loved to see her flip it over and it was >>11546779

>> No.11546887

>>11546839
way too much oil in that pan and it's obviously not hot enough

>> No.11546891

>>11546887
thanks for explaining what's wrong, i was wondering what everybody else was talking about.

>> No.11546919

>>11544958
but...
that's just a french omelette sliced open...

>> No.11546984

>>11545488
non fatty and non american here, I'm defintiely intrigued by this. or american diners in general

>> No.11547250

>>11546919
But it's on rice

>> No.11547271 [DELETED] 
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>>11546845
Jesus Christ

>> No.11547280

>>11546839
>>11546845
>>11546850
>american

>> No.11547298

>>11546779
I hate weebs so goddam much

>> No.11547301

>>11546774
first day here i take it, new friend?

>> No.11547340

>>11544958
How do u want your gas bill senpai?

>> No.11547356

>>11544925
There is no wrong way to eat pizza, but you sure can look like a flaming faggot while eating it.

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>> No.11547455
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>> No.11547462
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>> No.11547465

>>11547301
no. u.

>> No.11547466

>>11547271
did he ded?

>> No.11547469
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>>11547466
maybe

>> No.11547470

>>11547462
is this satire? What's the point of dunking the whole thing in the beer then downing the beer if you aren't even going to let it dissolve?

>> No.11547471

>>11547458
lick feet
sip shot
bite hair

>> No.11547472
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>> No.11547486 [DELETED] 

>>11547458
I used to beat my dick raw to this jewess when I was a teenager.

>> No.11547488

>>11544997
i do not understand why it needs to be inverted

>> No.11547493 [DELETED] 

>>11547488
How else is the faggot going to feel like he's fisting an anus?

>> No.11547509
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>>11547469
I was hoping the wire would cut him in half :(

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>> No.11547523
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>> No.11547539

>>11547523
>that'll be $725 + gratuity, sir

>> No.11547595
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>> No.11547600

>>11544986
No joke. Sauce?

>> No.11547601
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>>11547600
Attack on Titan

>> No.11547608
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11547608

>>11544925
The Virgin Lunch vs The Chad Feast

>> No.11547615

>>11547595
holy fuck that's gay

>> No.11547621
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>> No.11547699
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>> No.11547704

>>11547601
lmfao, that webm... where does she stick her cock into his mouth? Episode?

>> No.11547707

>>11547469
>From Where
Under there, you blind dolt.

>> No.11547713

>>11547704
Episode 2/3 I think, it when they're still kids and haven't joined the army yet

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>> No.11547748

>>11544919
Why does he look so on edge? Did he think him videotaping constituted a standards inspection?

>> No.11547828

>>11545040
Garbage: The Drink

>> No.11547833

>>11547739
What is the third thing

>> No.11547840 [DELETED] 

>>11547833
cum

>> No.11547846 [DELETED] 
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>>11544860
What's the nutritional value of 100 grams of that?

>> No.11547848 [DELETED] 

>>11545040
Trump was right.

>> No.11547852
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11547852

>>11547846
Based Ann

>> No.11547856

>>11544860
she can deepthroat me like that hotdog

>> No.11547874
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>>11545040
This drink looks weird but I bet it would feel pretty good to drink when you're hungover. It would go well with a big greasy, salty 1pm breakfast.

>> No.11547880
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>>11547874

>> No.11547899

>>11545513
All the butter helps the dicks slide down their throats easier.

>> No.11547939

>>11547846
>>11547852
I don't agree with everything she says but I love the way she talks.
What's that accent or dialect called? It sounds like brandy and cigars after dinner.

>> No.11547950
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>> No.11547969

>>11544929
he has some space on his right side

>> No.11547984
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>> No.11548003

>>11547469
Damn bastard used his scroll if icarian flight.

>> No.11548006

>>11544947
what, is it too difficult to just drink from a cup or something?

>> No.11548008

>>11544919
Based and eggshilled.

>> No.11548017
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11548017

>>11548008
>eggshill

>> No.11548037

>>11548017
>charges you $200 to cook your own egg
>food poisoning outbreak at restaurant
>still manages to get people to come
i don't even

>> No.11548074

>>11546314
Fuck man, I don't want to imagine seeing that face going "mmmhmmmmmm" at me in a dark alley at 2 in the morning

>> No.11548093

>>11547470
You've never had an Irish car bomb have you?

>> No.11548101

>>11548017
>those giant, bright orange yolks

I came

>> No.11548119

>>11546779
I want to eat Reimu

>> No.11548125

>>11548017
this is absolutely fucking retarded. i hope this faggot dies of something awful

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>>11548125

>> No.11548158
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>>11548136

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>> No.11548171
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>> No.11548183
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>> No.11548184

>>11545726
The locals of these 3rd world shitholes think he'll steal their soul if they fuck with him

>> No.11548185
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>>11548171
>>11548167

>> No.11548190
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>>11548185
m8

>> No.11548195

>>11544925
>we do this
>at 0:11
Never have I seen an American who can properly eat with knife and fork.

>> No.11548201

>>11547595
just how I like my steak sandwiches. hot on the outside, cold in the middle

>> No.11548207

>>11547469
Looks like it could have been from one of those wires.

>> No.11548209

>>11546839
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

>> No.11548212

>>11547739
PLOT TWIST: She's 33

>> No.11548217

>>11544997
>prolapsed angus

>> No.11548226

>>11548093
I have, but what's the point of making the shot glass out of butterscotch candy if it's not going to contribute anything to the proceedings?

>> No.11548259

>>11544997
>Ruining a perfectly good steak

>> No.11548264

>Fleur is like "eat it bitch"

>> No.11548266

lmao Holly is so drunk

She's finally getting into the swing of the show

>> No.11548275
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>>11548093
That's me on the left, actually.

>> No.11548286

>>11547271
Shity technique. I score him only a 3/10.

>> No.11548303

>>11547340
i use my stove at least 4 hours a day and my gas bill equals to around 60 dollars a month

>> No.11548310

>>11548171
The most pretentious thing I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.11548317

>>11545026
>his son hateful look
He a lil bitch

>> No.11548351

>>11544961
I wanna fuck that sandwich

>> No.11548353
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>>11548351

>> No.11548361

>>11546726
Uh, no thanks

>> No.11548373
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>> No.11548391
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>>11548317
His?
I thought that was a decent MILF. It's some famous tranny?

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>>11548353
terrible

>> No.11548458
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>> No.11548476

>>11547846
Is she defending rape by saying there arenot enough attractive women?

>> No.11548479

>>11548226
Visual effect. Bombs are for spectacle, not for taste.

>> No.11548528

>>11545513
Butter after squat day bros. Gotta get those gains.

>> No.11548532
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>>11548458
I want the one with the kiss

>> No.11548535

>>11548479
what a waste of perfectly good butterscotch candy

>> No.11548545
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>>11548476
She's being ironic. Although I'm sure you're not the only retard that was lost on.

>> No.11548552

>>11548535
It's just sugar melted and solidified through a particular process. Not exactly a scarce resource.

>> No.11548553

>>11546984
That place is in Wisconsin. Must be a regional thing. Most Americans do NOT eat burgers with a pound of butter on them.

>> No.11548560

>>11544919
what's going on with the pile of eggs he puts over the pan at the end?

>> No.11548566

>>11548552
doesn't mean it's not a waste of perfectly good butterscotch candy

>> No.11548579

>>11546850
Is that what stoves look like in eurotrash countries? Christ

>> No.11548588

>>11546144
found the autist

>> No.11548589

>>11548579
Yeah, gas isn't as common here.
Probably because of the higher voltages.

>> No.11548595

>>11548545
Oh yeah duh, I didn't connect the two comments together.

>> No.11548600

>>11544925
Do non-Americans eat pizza with their bare hands or something like goddam animals?

>> No.11548604

>>11548391
>all the pizza and hot dogs sitting around getting cold

>> No.11548610

>>11547595
baste and redpilled

>> No.11548645

>>11548553
That's not even a Wisconsin thing, butter burgers in most places are literally just like a pat of butter on the bun when toasting them, this is egregious.

>> No.11548657

>>11545488
I could see this being ok if it was some sort of seasoned butter

>> No.11548659

>>11547846
Hate when people make accounts for their dogs. Now they're making accounts for horses?

>> No.11548672

>>11547458
gib buffy gf

>> No.11548676
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>>11547455
Shitty ripoff.

>> No.11548729

>>11547469
damn i have to play morrowind soon again

>> No.11548744

>>11547739
and this boomer wants social security...
are there no bounds of reason?

>> No.11548767

>>11548353
why not just make four sandwiches

>> No.11548848

>>11546839
>excessive amount of oil
>cold oil
doesn't look like jack's fat mit though, who is this?

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>>11548848
you rang?

>> No.11548871

>>11548852
I hate him so much.

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>> No.11548893

>>11548458
I thought they were brits?

>> No.11548898

>>11548767
fuck your logic.

>> No.11548902

>>11548212
Laughed

>> No.11548915

>>11548882
I don't know who this guy is but I hope he takes one too many steps next time he goes up the stairs

>> No.11548919
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Vegan Fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11548919

>>11548915

>> No.11548920

>>11548353
i love burnt bread
p.s. i'm lying

>> No.11548923
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>> No.11548929
File: 2.90 MB, 720x404, Grilled Cheese Bowl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11548929

>> No.11548933

>>11544947
Idk why this turns me on so fucken bad
Dont make me fap at work

>> No.11548937
File: 2.78 MB, 720x404, Big Eater .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11548937

>>11548933

>> No.11548955

>>11548937
>bangs
>those cute fucking cheeks
My dick's as big as her appetite now
Fuck anon november isnt over yet

>> No.11548981

>>11548212
Lost hard

>> No.11548988
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11548988

>>11548955
I'm going to need you to leave.

>> No.11549033

>>11548604
fucking hate that shit

>> No.11549047

>>11548988
That was pretty gross anon thanks for killing my boner
That was a close one

>> No.11549097

>>11548353
>spreading mustard on lettuce

>> No.11549131

>>11548351
I hope this helps, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF1wdvtUZBE
The band is called Ninja Sex Party.
I couldn't find the song on their channel. I hope they didn't delete it=(

>> No.11549142

>>11545441
WHERE ARE THE KIDS, MARK. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THEM

>> No.11549192

>>11547833
I think it's a way to "dab" cannabis concentrate. The metal part at the end has been heated with a torch off camera.

>> No.11550153

>>11547852
what is the style of making food like this called

>> No.11550160
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11550160

>>11550153
It's literally in the filename.

>> No.11550164

>>11550160
not deconstructed it was something French I think

>> No.11550215

anyone has the chicken casserole webm?

>> No.11550340
File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, pumpkin_spicedog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11550340

>> No.11550342
File: 1.07 MB, 192x144, rabbit_guts_out_asshole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11550342

>> No.11550351

>>11544961
wheres the cream cheese?

>> No.11550376

>>11548391
It's Lynda Carter I think, aka Wonder Woman back in the 70s, who also actually has the body to pull off the role.

>> No.11550382

>>11547699
is this a special kind of knife? when I try this my egg just breaks and runs all over the counter

>> No.11550509

>>11549097
yes, and?

>> No.11550517

>>11550160
jesus christ anon this is 4channel, no porn allowed

>> No.11550524
File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, avocado facial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11550524

>>11550517

>> No.11550535

>>11550524
Avocado is just butter that tastes like chlorophyll, I don't get the love it has

>> No.11550704

>>11548201
If it's anything like a shooter's sandwich it's meant to be eaten cold.

>> No.11550709

>>11547608
That guy's not nearly as fat as that kind of eating would lead me to expect him to be.

>> No.11550728

>>11550709
First meal out of prison I think.

>> No.11550740

>>11550535
it's a (((superfood)))

>> No.11550754

>>11550160
The end result is kinda pretentious but the video of the pearls being made is super neat.

>> No.11550765
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11550765

Does anyone have the avocado restaurant webm? Used to see it all the time

>> No.11550766
File: 2.63 MB, 1280x720, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11550766

>> No.11550771
File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, 1524196917595.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11550771

nvm

>> No.11550774

>>11546773
>>11547608
> i am a big cool tough man because i get oil all over my fucking hands

>> No.11550788

>>11547449
cute

>> No.11550795
File: 1.92 MB, 354x354, prozac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11550795

>>11550765

>> No.11550831

>>11550535
It isn’t actually just butter and chlorophyll doesn’t really have a taste anon.

>> No.11550848

>>11548391
Change fortnite to Halo 2 and 14 year old me would think this is the coolest party to ever exist

>> No.11550851

>>11548391
>cheese pizza for Brandon, because his dads are gay and made him be vegetarian

>> No.11550861

>>11549131
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0e1au1JwQc

>> No.11550884

>>11550771
you just know that place costs a fortune for something you could make for $3 yourself

>> No.11550917

>>11548676
I liked this scene. Read the books "Star Trek Destiny". They're pretty good books.

>> No.11550942

>>11548923
That is deeply erotic

>> No.11551066

>>11550153

Pretentious.

>> No.11551092

>>11545416
is there a bigger loser than this guy in the whole world?

>> No.11551098

>>11546839
based kay

>> No.11551101

>>11547469
>Gamebryo

>> No.11551114

god bless german realityshows

>> No.11551120

>>11547621
>pickles
>not jalepenos
Imagine being this much of a homosex

>> No.11551125

>>11547469
He didn't fly so good

>> No.11551128

>>11550153
Retarded

>> No.11551153

>>11548458
I'm watching this and can't stop screaming internally at everything they think they're doing cleverly, but is making a WORSE Burger.

Yurotrash needs to be extinguished

>> No.11551171
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11551171

>>11544937
>>11544949
In the Netherlands we call them negerzoenen which translates literally to negrokisses.

>> No.11551176

>>11551171
They're called zoenen, you retard

>> No.11551180

>>11548955
Should have watched the whole thing before commenting, brosef.

>> No.11551184

>>11551176
Nu heten ze zo maar vroeger negerzoenen kankerjood.

>> No.11551322

>>11548882
pure and unadulterated cancer

>> No.11551328

>>11551184
ga terug naar je bejaardentehuis boomer

>> No.11551340

>>11548017
>>11548136
God, I cannot stand this pretentious fuck.

>> No.11551342

>>11548937
I love when people make these webm's with lots of dialogue, but no audio and no subtitles so you have no idea what the fuck is going on in them. truly brilliant.

>> No.11551346

>>11550728
No, it was staged.

>> No.11551354

>>11548195
Bullshit, I can. Fork in the left hand upside-down with the index finger just below the tines. Knife in left hand.

>> No.11551355
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11551355

>>11548391

>> No.11551357

>>11544936
>filename
kek

>> No.11551364

>>11551354
>Fork in the left hand
>Knife in left hand.
I'm genuinely curious to see this. Make a webbum of you eating and post it here.

>> No.11551378
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11551378

>>11548003
>>11548729

nice

>> No.11551386

>>11548391
>the big ass jar of pickles
lol, I'd go straight for that

>> No.11551394

>>11551355
Dumb roastie cunt

>> No.11551408

>>11550766
I wonder if his wife is guiding his head tilt behind the camera.

>> No.11551409

>>11548391
fucking white people

>> No.11551420

>>11551364
kek, I meant knife in right hand

>> No.11551427

>>11551394
zoomer detected

>> No.11551464

>>11551153
they do basically everything right, anon.

>> No.11551601

>>11550771
This chick radiates Judaism.

>> No.11551609

>>11551601
she looks like janice from friends

>> No.11551619

>>11551609
holy shit, she does

>> No.11551654

>>11544929
I'll buy a vowel...

E

>> No.11551676

>>11551120
yeah, that would have made this way more amazing

>> No.11551681

>>11550382
you just need sharper knives

>> No.11551700

>>11545416
i hope he gets out but he breaks all the eggs

>> No.11551710
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11551710

>>11550774
>> i am a big cool tough man
kek, what a faggot

>> No.11551714

>>11547595
whoever made this is a fucking asshole

>> No.11551724
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11551724

>>11545026
the little kicks

>> No.11551738

>>11551601
I'm not sure about the Jew part but she sure does piss me off immensely.

>> No.11551758

>>11547469
is he genna be okay?

>> No.11551762

>>11546331
???

>> No.11551772

>>11546480
P A R M I G I A N O R E G G I A N O

>> No.11551784

>>11551738
She is Jewish looking. Hell, her last name is even Weisman. Not that it matters but it's just funny.

>> No.11551803

>>11548545
That's cool I've never seen that before

>> No.11551819

>>11548882
social media ruined music

>> No.11551851

>>11550382
you have to boil the knife first

>> No.11551897
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11551897

>>11548923
Sauce

>> No.11551942

>>11546144

If you're not joking you might have actually diagnosed yourself there bud.

>> No.11551964

>>11548923
Huh, i have quite the boner

>> No.11551966

>>11547462
fucking kek

>> No.11551974
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11551974

>>11551153
For example?

>> No.11551982
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11551982

>> No.11551989
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, German Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11551989

>> No.11552017

>>11551974
disgusting

>> No.11552048

>>11551601
jewish chicks are my fetish

>> No.11552058
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11552058

>>11548882
>>11548919
if these videos were just men fucking each other I think it would be less gay

>> No.11552059

>>11552048
I mean, she irritates me to the point of nausea but I'd still fuck her. Definitely.

>> No.11552068

>>11551974
You don't put a burger straight off the heat onto a bun, it needs to rest for a couple minutes until it won't drip shit on the bun and make it soggy

>> No.11552076

>>11546779
>eating your wife

>> No.11552083

>>11552048
it can't be a fetish, they're inherently sexual

>> No.11552089

>>11551355
I bet she thought he was just thrusting his hips at her.

>> No.11552094

>>11552059
So would I. I might even love her. It depends on what she's like. There's nothing about being willing to accept payment to make silly gestures in front of a camera that indicates a bankruptcy of personality.

>> No.11552119

>>11550771
Why the fuck do people think avocado is some kind of revolution or trend? I've been eating them since I was a kid; they're a core feature of Tex-mex. Guac, on tacos, with eggs, etc. Do these yuppie fucks think that they invented the fruit just because they just recently caught onto it?

>> No.11552133

>>11552094
Yeah, you're right. I think. She still irritates me, lol.

>> No.11552139

>>11548923
Sauce right fucking now

>> No.11552178

>>11548303
But you don't use a wok tier stove for a fucking frying pan

>> No.11552180

>>11552119
we didnt have avocados where i live like 15 years ago. Then again, i don't live in the US

>> No.11552190

>>11552180
Where do you live, just out of curiosity.

>> No.11552192

>>11552180
Exporting them beyond the southern US was clearly a fucking mistake

>> No.11552224

>>11545511
This is incredibly attractive

>> No.11552272

>>11546768
THICC

>> No.11552279

>>11552178
you do if you're running a business and want to cook as quickly as possible for customer entertainment

>> No.11552365

>>11547950
The fuck is the point of the car shit in here?

>> No.11552407

>>11545511
How do you find out you can do this?

>> No.11552477

>>11552190
western europe

>> No.11552480

>>11546768
Do germans really do this?

>> No.11552624

>>11552365
These videos are made for facebook, upvotes is the point

>> No.11552659

>>11548212
Hard kek

>> No.11552745

>>11544919
tuco my man.

also, how does he get out of there? Is there a door in the back, otherwise he would have to crawl out and break all the eggs? !

>> No.11552800

>>11550771
I fucking hate all these insider whatever channels that think their gimmicky shit is so fuckin cool

>> No.11552893

>>11551355
based roastie

>> No.11553690

>>11545030
Use a steel string!

>> No.11553781

>>11548450
Over 900 degrees Celsius.