/ck/ - Food & Cooking

she's a cutie patootie

>>11592395
YouTube waifu faggots should be permabanned.

>>11592395
I can't wait for porn of her and Steve

>>11592395
post an example then

>>11592395
>modestly hot
Are you blind? She looks like a goblin.

>>11592395
No one is /our girl/
4Channel is populated by nothing but touchless virgins who live in their parent's basement.

Mark is both /ourguy/ and /ourgirl/ at the same time, he transcends it all.

>>11592404
Steve has a frog faced, white, troglodyte fatty way below what he could achieve. Imho, he should drop that dump, hit on Emmy and combine shows. Views skyrocket, profits increase and he gets a better lay to boot. What's not to like?

>>11592395
In the first video of her I watched she farted and played it off as 'cute'. Revolting creature.

She's a dirty bug chink

She needs to fix her hair.

>>11592395
That thing is ugly and some sort of chink. I would not fuck a mongoloid same as I wouldn’t fuck a negroid. Puny eyes, red faces. Huns.

Asian men have very small penises, only a few centimeters

>>11592395
Welcome brother.

Does she have a dick?

GET THAT SHIT LASERED OFF.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

I want to warmly and deeply creampie her

>>11592835
A small one (Asian)

>>11592395
FUCK OFF with your advertising, begging, and shilling, you piece of shit.

>>11592482
Where did you see his wife?

She's full of bugs on the inside. Absolutely revolting.

Two Emmy threads in the catalog? Talk about cute overload!

>>11583062

>>11592482
that a fucking power couple that would be.

Lets have them adopt review brah in this scenario and lock in a holy trinity.

>>11593100
He isn't me me, or Emmy, you fucking faggot.

Do you guys think she has fetishes?
I can see her liking scat for some reason

>>11594007
I dont know but I would totally shit of her face and then make out with her

>>11594007
i-i-is that Ivy Wolfe?

>>11592395
>Emilyfromjapan
>Is a chink

>>11592432
someday all will understand

I want to put my cummies in her butthole

>>11594610

Not all of us have low standards like you mein n*bba

>>11594279
Its all the same shit

>>11592395
Her channel is shit.
She needs to go the same way as Cooking Alone.
Where’s Gary?

>>11592395
Absolute goblin

>>11592395
>shes our girl right
Kys with this submissive beta orbiter faggotry. Didn't you have a father or older brother that taught you women don't like fawning pussies, like you, that put women up on a pedestal?

Fuck off.

>>11592395
As a chink. I'm ashamed of her cheating behaviour. Shit is in our blood that we like to rip ppl off

MADE IN CHINA
FOREVER CHINESE
THE DRAGON BECOMES YOU

>>11595207
aknowledging that you approve of a woman = fawning pussy.

So, what? Its never allowed to say something good about a woman> your father taught you that the true alpha move is to categorically shit talk women or something?

impotently spazzing out online is peak beta. chill the fuck out.

>>11592409
This. She is a gross gook pretending to be Japanese

Ever seen the video she did of before vs after makeup? Meh...

>>11592409
>>11595336
Uh...I mean I think she's p cute

>>11592395
>hot
she mad ugly

>>11595330
>btfo beta orbiter accuses someone of impotently spazzing out online while impotently spazzing out online

>>11594675
Without a doubt /oureverything/

>>11595347

Wait... who did Neil Tyson rape?

>>11595374

These two, plus some crazy crackhead looking black woman. These are just the tip of the iceberg.

>>11595391
Nah. Crazy bitches trying to get on the metoo money train. You can see it in their eyes.

>>11595374

NDT didn't rape anybody. Those sluts were drunk & didn't resist, so it's not rape.

>>11592413

she sucks and fucks

>>11595360
REEEEEEE KILL YOURSELF FOR LIKING SOMETHING I DON"T LIKE UR A BETA! UR A PUSSY!

k nigga

>>11595799
>all these butthurt beta orbiters crying
KYS already, eunuch.

>>11595391

The black bitch he raped looks literally like sideshow bob. WTF was neil thinking?? The guy is a rich Hollywood celebrity that could conceivably get plenty of ass.

>>11595990
t. incel

>>11592395
Someone needs to start posting quotes from this thread into her comments.
Let the smug gook know what people really think.

Her husband is white

>>11596031
Ideal couple there.

>>11596066
Are you actually Wuhan Traveller? Haven't seen that yellow fever man posted in awhile

>>11596074
Fuck China.

>>11595999
He is not a celebrity outside of reddit

Fresh Emmy.

*blocks your path*

>>11596304
This is precisely why people get yellow fever. Notice how bland, boring and flavorless she looks compared to Emmy, albeit no beauty by asian standards, she still kicks the shit out of little miss white mousey in terms of fuckability.

>>11596304
*still has content*

>>11596354
Please.
I've got an asian fetish something fierce but I'd take "mousey" over OP any day. I think it's OP's hair that's the problem.

She such a fucking hoe, I love it.

>>11596524

>>11596023
Sure seems like it

>>11596031
I had already guessed that he was. No idea why I came to that conclusion

>>11596358
I think her hair is cute. It's fun.

>>11596575
Because Asian women with options don't marry Asians.

>>11592395
yeah, its just too bad about the cancer

She's Chinese so she might eat a dog or a cat

>>11596646
Kinda hot.

>>11595364
This is not a normal face

>>11593703
>i showed you my pH, answer me

Only subhumans with double digit IQs watch youtuber channels.

Our guy

>>11596023
t. betawhiteknightorbiter

>itt: beta virgins fawning over some ugly gook bitch
What the fuck is your problem?

>>11596905
My wife is going to be disappointed when I tell her she's not pregnant, thanks Anon.

>>11596984

>>11592395
The mole kills it for me.

>>11593124

>>11596753
This one is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUwCSmBlJRg

Also, what the fuck is that thing?

>>11597384
>Also, what the fuck is that thing?
I looked it up and it's a so-called chinese, they kinda look like us, don't they?

>>11597353
god he's so handsome, i want him to whisper 'nice' in my ear

>>11592432
Why is he so sweaty in every photo?

>>11597656
He gets a good work out.

>>11596693

>>11596984

ITT: beta white obese nerds

>>11592395
Her tentacle porn is great, I love whacking to it.

>no ones posted it yet

>>11597353
She doesn't look as gross as you described. I was expecting a full on pig planet.

>>11599271
she honestly looks pretty normal and wholesome

>>11592395
>rubbing your jizz deep DEEP into the melanoma growth embedded in that little gook boy face

>How do you tell if a roastie is insecure?
Post an Emmy, and they'll let you know.

>>11599710
whats a roastie?

>>11600320
Huh?

>>11600320
Think arby's roast beef advertisements and you'll get it.

>>11592395
Emmy is a sweet mother and wife and doesn't deserve this.

>>11601182

>>11595374
No one, it's all spurious accusations that keep not sticking.

>>11595391
Top bitch is some lady whose boob he kinda touched the side of looking at her solar system tattoo that goes up her arm inside her shirt

Bottom bitch was his personal assistant who he TRIED to throw it at, inviting her up for a drink, putting cheesy moves on her, but she ducked out when it was obvious he wanted to hit that.

>>11601235
Is she insecure about her nose or something? She always does the stupid dog filter to cover it up.

>>11601248
Not one bit, she just likes being playful.

>>11592395
I like her and all but
>full username involves "made in japan"
>uses the japanese gibberish phrase whenever she eats
>has literally said on multiple occasions she's not actually japanese

The fuck, Emmy?

mole

>>11601353
Women stars in TV and movies used to have fake moles put on all the time as it increased their sex appeal. See Amanda Blake in early Gunsmoke episodes when she suddenly began appearing with a mole. Moles are sexy af.

how come only gay people watch cooking shows?

>>11595413
Probably, but considering the target I'm OK with this

>>11601494
>Moles are sexy af

>there are people here that actually obsess over this alien

i want to cum in her mouth so bad

>>11592395
two fat ladies are still GOAT

>>11597353
she's hotter than emmy made in china though

>>11597384
it's a kind of rat from southern china. pretty tasty

>>11602539
>t. Trailer trash

>>11603365
That's a big image

>blocks your path
best cooking show coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LhgJjicMz8

>>11592395
You just KNOW she fucks black guys

>>11603404
She looks traumatized that someone made a body pillow of her, but had to size down the image because there wasn't enough room.

Fools.

Babish is King.

that monkey smiles like a human being

>>11592395
Waifu shit is dumb but her videos and delivery style are very relaxing and sometimes I put on her MRE playlist to fall asleep.

I think she does a good job with her reviews, she's actually very descriptive and specific. 8/10 good pinterest mom content

Bumping Emmy.

>>11592432
Mmmmmmm sooo good.

>>11603977
>I put on her MRE playlist to fall asleep.

>>11604515
>dogshit covering her skin and those stupid enlarged eyes
I can't fap to this

>>11604570

>>11592432
I want to punch him so bad. I've never seen a more punchable face.

>>11605214

>>11597353
This is not his wife, this was a fan who encountered him at a grocery store and asked for a photo with him

>>11603395
for you

>>11592395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc5G04nJecI

>>11595374
One woman got creeped out because, apparently, a huge astronomy nerd geeking out over a tattoo of the Solar System is something unheard of.

His former driver/assistant disliked him making a move on her (going to his apartment, have some wine and cheese, and getting some weird feather-Indian handshake on her way out).

The last one was some crazy crackhead so out of her mind that she couldn't find her own ass with a dozen sherpas, let alone tell a consistent story. On top of that, she's crying about something that happened 30 or so years ago, so any investigation will go no further than figurative did/did not shouting.

TL;DR: Black Science Man is on his way to getting #metoo'd

>>11607287
I doubt that anything of significance will come of it considering minorities basically get a free pass regarding #metoo - see George Takei

>>11592395
I have trouble watching her because I find the mole distracting.

>>11592432
why are all hapas so naturally revolting? like i'd carry my children away from him hurriedly

>>11597746
Post some.

>eyes too far apart
>disgusting huge mole that she should have removed and doesn't on principle
>niggerest nose of all time

she kind of makes me physically ill to look at desu

>>11592432
greasy, sweaty
constantly strained facial muscles
moist, baggy, vacant eyes

>keep it

>>11595364
oh yeah isnt he the guy from the missing kid thing? was he ever extradited back to that shithole country or what?

>>11609345

>>11607408
Kek good imagery

>>11601182
Yeah I don't really understand the intense hate for her. Embodies a lot of values that people claim to find important on this website. Is it because shes asian or what?

>>11601563
Well I like em. Same with freckles

> ITT: Envious white bitches who wish they could cook and be a a good wifey like Emmy

Asian women are genetically superior in every way to modern white women. Deal with it.

>>11609549

This.

I'd easily marry a nice asian woman half as talented as Emmy over some deranged, self-entitled white bitch.

why does this alien keep posting herself with the thot filter on

>>11609764
Because you cannot handle the cuteness unfiltered.

>>11609563
And people wonder why yellow fever is growing by leaps and bounds.

>>11597656
he only eats spicy food
>>11597662
from beating his wife

>>11601503
I’m female, not gay. And my dad and mom aren’t gay either. Explain yourself.

>>11609549
Women
Asian>mixed>White>Mexican>powergap>Black
Men
White>Mixed>Black>Asian>Mexican

Yo I'm just happy that nigga posting molechink is confined to this thread.

>>11592395
she never lets you nut where you want :/

>>11613550
Aww, love you too.