/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*steps in your way*
Hehe, nothing personnel kid

>>11611925
im more a tollhouse man, but if you mean cheese and crackers in general then yes, also with some salami or pepperoni or that summer sausage shit is good man they started selling that shit awhile ago now thats its christmas season i used to get those weird gift set things from my mother in law and get drunk and eat it like an advent calender or something before me and my wife split up i dont know what im doing with my life anymore please send help

Based salo never fails

>>11611929
>SIBIRSKAJA KORONA
based

>>11611925
I'm more of a peanut butter and crackers man myself

>>11612042
The wise words of a toilet store worker

>>11612042
Okay my seven year old friend

>>11611925
open up, faggot

eating fat and carbs together is really unhealthy.

I prefer crackers and bean chili or even something like refried beans.

>>11612923
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

*blocks your path*

>>11612934
Shit.

I like Ruffles wiith French onion dip

>>11611935
Just commit suicide.

>>11612933
>Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
I'm healthy and slim and don't need to starve myself like a bitch. The fat free lifestyle just werks.

Vintage Somerset Cheddar or gtfo

what is the GOAT cracker?

for me it's these crackers.

>>11611925
There are countless vastly supperior cheese than cheddar and cheese is better when paired with bread.You sound like a tastelet anglo.

>>11611925
If you don't enjoy your blue cheese and fresh bread slices with grapes/pear you can get the FUCK out of my face.

>>11613069

>watching youtube at 3am with a packet of salada crackers, a block of parmesan, a bottle of hot sauce and a knife just whittling off cheese and enjoying the state of my life

>>11611925
It’s missing hot sauce

>>11611925
crackers are unnecessary, nothing wrogn with them but the cheese is the only important part

>>11613072
>>11613121
cheese doesn't need some fucking sidekick, just eat cheese

>>11613252
I'd like to try those but I've never seen them in my shithole flyover groceries. Guess they're too high falutin' and would be intimidating.

bread with lard and porkrind

>>11613622
Cheese is great on it's own but if you can't conceive of it being paired with something else to complement the flavour then you lack imagination.

>>11611925
>chips and salsa
Fight me

>>11611925
So close. Deenz go with saltines
Cheese with triscuits

out of my fucking way soyboys

>>11613072
>There are countless vastly supperior cheese than cheddar
>t. wisconsin shart

>>11613588
Comfy

>>11611965

>>11611925
nice try, but me shitting into your mouth would just be providing you with a better snack

>>11612933
thanks for saying it so none of us had to

>>11611925
open up

>>11611925
*shits in your mouth*

>>11611925
>unzips pants
Saltines? What are you, fucking homeless?
Townhouse butter crackers are miles above that cardboard garbage.

>>11612974
>refried beans
>fat free lifestyle
He's fishing in empty waters.

>>11613959
whats with the yellow band on the "pork"?
That's all rubber shit isn't it.

>>11614341
lel

throw a smoked oyster on top and you're good to go

>>11614572
That looks a bit like poop hehe

>>11611925
For me? It's Carr's. The best cracker.

Okay, so here's what you do: take a few pieces of bread and cut them in half, then put some slices of cheese on them. Next, fry up some strips of (((American))) bacon, also cut in half. Put the semi-cooked bacons onto the cheese (on the bread), then broil it until the bread starts to brown.

Now tell me how crackers are anything more than sawdust.

>>11612923
>eating fat and carbs together is really unhealthy.

>>11613069
>>11613252
In general, or with cheese? Because nothing goes better with some old cheddar (or brie, honestly) than Vegetable Thins.

>>11611925
Those aren't wheat thins

>>11615507
haha :)

>>11615624
Concave > convex

>>11612923
*Citation needed*