/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11650986
*drools*

>>11650986

Looks pretty fucking good ngl

But if I was gonna eat all those fries at the top, I'd rather the ones in the wraps be replaced with lettuce/crunch veg

adult life is about balance

>>11650986
i disagree. the fact of the matter is the balance of the dish is based in something overly salty/oily/acidic without any hope of conveying anything beyond the matter of "this is food" "eat this" the dish itself does not transcend the realities of life. instead it remains rooted in the mundane and meaningless essence of life. it is not a dish worthy of being called heaven, it is not an escape, but a plunge back into the dredges of the inner workings, the trappings of the withered joke of a thing we call our souls- in a pita wrap.

>>11650986
Here's the thing about fries, even the absolute best french fries I've ever had were only good while still hot. The amount of DPS output required to eat all that while the fries remained hot throughout the meal would be nearly impossible

HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CLOSER TO IT EVERYDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR FRIENDS MIGHT SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>11650986
This kind of instagrammer only inspires cardiac arrest
Looks good though I'd have one for the entire week and eat healthy for the rest

Almost Heaven
Based McDonald's
Saucy McRibs
Thank you, Uncle Ronald
Yummy sauces
for french fries and nuggies
McDouble with a pickle
Two of those for me

YUMMY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO MY FAAAAAAVORITE RESTAURANT
BASED MCDONALD'S
FOUNTAIN COLAAAAA
TAKE ME HOME
YUMMY ROADS

>>11651052
>some faggot arranged his mcdonalds like that for an instagram post
yikes

>>11650986
>ranch

heh

>>11651052
>sleeve tattoo
>spent time arranging a pic of fast food

Female-tier attention whore alert. That person should kill themselves immediately.

>>11650986
Why does that sauce (tzatziki?) look blue?

>>11651397
Don't talk shit about tattoos just because you're uncreative or scared of needles or whatever.

>>11651423
>Take a look at my arm. I use my arm to express myself.
>"That sounds really boring"
>I use my arm to express myself.

>>11651423
Tattoos are a diamond dozen.
You are more interesting as a person of you don't have tattoos these days.

>>11651431
I use my ink, my art, my music, my clothes, my personality, and even my day job to express myself. You're just sad.

>>11651435
>my ink
>my art
>my clothes
Please tell me this is satire.

>>11651441
No, but I'll tell you you need to go outside or something.

>>11651435
I don't use anything to express myself. I know who I am, and people who get to know me can know who I am through our interactions. The general public does not need to know me.

>>11651435
Lol

>>11651423
Tattooed retard spotted

>>11650986
>looks good
>Google it
>closest one is in Irvine
That not only almost 300 miles away, it's in another state. Guess I'm just making it myself

>>11651377
I think that's tzatziki sauce, it's yogurt mixed with salt, garlic cucumber, and dill.

>>11650986
If this is Heaven I'm bailing out.

>>11651421
I think it's just the lighting in the photo making it blue

>>11651009
Got me thinking on multiple ways about life and cosmos in a /ck/ thread anon.

>>11650997
holy fucking SHACK

>>11650986
Do people in this thread not understand the stuff in the photos is to be Shared with 3-4 people, not eaten alone. No wonder you people have a hard time staying healthy weight.

>>11651901
Huh?

>>11651901
So, like, you're supposed to arrange splitting the bill with other people while waiting in the line? Seems weird and overcomplicated.

>>11651909
>splitting the bill
What kind of sad fuck has "friends" who dont offer to foot a fast food bill

>>11651435
You should probably reevaluate your life, anon.

>>11651423
I bet your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

>>11651052
>>11650986
>>11651205
I can't stand this type of food porn
>highly saturated color filter
>20 something nu-male arms with shitty tattoos
>always a dumb watch and/or bracelet
Why do they always do this standing and holding their food like they are at a state fair with no seating. It's like they aren't even trying to make it look decent or fancy. Everything has tons of bacon and melted neon orange Velveeta cheese that's so greasy a Michael Bay lens flare shoots off it.

Nah OP, this is heaven.

>>11652165
that looks like death

>>11652165
super depressing my guy. seek help

This thread makes me sick.

>>11652165
>busch
die

>>11652165
You okay, man?

*lactates*

>>11653049
eeeeww

>>11650986
how to eat

>>11651435
you should probably just get aids and die at this point. you are already max gay.

>>11652165
You remind me of me. It's not going to end well fren. Some things pass, some things stay. Some stay harder than you ever thought would be an issue. Hope you're doing ok.

>>11653049
Do eurofags really eat this everyday?

>>11653071
>euro
>(626)
obviously american, pleb

>>11651026
Based warrant poster

>>11651496
based

That shit looks dry as fuck.

>>11650986
Didn't think heaven = sliced corpse

>>11652165
>Freebase flashback
Goddamn I miss that rush

>>11650986
That looks amazing; my want

>>11651009
>being this pathetic
>projecting their dissatisfaction of life onto others

Yikes!

cut out the fries and im in

>>11650986
>another fast food thread

>>11651434
>diamond dozen
More proof that shitters who are afraid to express themselves through the art of tattoos are literal knuckle dragging mouth breathing cretins

>>11650986
for me it's Bremer Gyro kit

>>11651435
>I use my ink, my art, my music, my clothes, my personality, and even my day job to express myself. You're just sad.

Why anericans are so excessive? The portions are too big, the meals are too big; everthing has to be massive and exagerated or they will start complaining

>>11653638
While you've peaked my interest, for all intensive purposes you've fallen for bait and in doing so you've proven his point for him. It's a doggie dog world, anon.

>>11651390
try the turkey heh

>>11650997
holy freaking crackers american portion sizes are out of control

>>11653049
S L O P
L
O
P

>>11651423
Not having a tattoo is the new having a tattoo

>>11653049
Do Fly*vers really eat this?

>>11654922
yea thats from cali

>>11650986
i hate these fucking instagram cunts. why go through the trouble of aranging a trough of fastfood to please(?) some random ass people on the internet. same as this guy>>11651052

>>11651423
I know so many scene kids who thought they were hardcore getting tattoos and gauging their ears and 10 years later, look like shit and regret their decisions because they will never be taken seriously as an adult

tattoos are fine if you get them as a memorial or they have some personal meaning but getting a bunch of scribbles covering your arm just to show your "unique" identity is anything but unique because you look like every other tool with sleeves and gauges and a beard.

>>11655105
Gauges must be a whole other echelon of regret. They're much worse than tattoos.

>>11650986
Mexican places like this are god-tier. There's a place near me that has nachos with fries instead of chips and the beef is perfect. Probably my favorite fast food item

>>11650997
>crinkle-cut fries
Disgusting

>>11651052
Shit

>>11651205
Could be good, but I bet they make one component delicious and cheap out on the other (probably the cone)

>>11655404
OP ain't Mexican food, and crinkle cuts are god tier you stupid shit-sucker.

>>11655404
OP's food is greek, gyros, tzatziki sauce, I am not sure what the other two sauces are

>>11650986
This pic reminds me of Fat Slags and now im upset.

>>11655410
Crinkle cut is for grade schoolers and lard asses friend

>>11651423
Degenerate kys

>>11651435
haha no way is this real

>>11655410
Crinkle cut is absolute shit tier. It's easily the worst cut of fry by a wide margin.

>>11651435
im fucking dying
is this real life?

>>11654329
yes american tradition dictates this is a dinner for one person

>>11651435
welcome to my world
the world of red bull

>>11654565
>being normal is the new being a faggot

nah nigga

>>11652165
Based

>>11656679
>>11655912
shit taste

>>11651017
best use for cold leftover fries is to dice them up and make hash for breakfast.

>>11651052
for fuck's sake the fries will be cold.

>>11654329
u jelly boi

>>11654930
wtf is it

>>11653780
Well done

>>11652165
is that meth or cocaine freebase?

>>11658200
shit anon, shit

>>11651205
The chicken is already breaded. The cone is redundant. Having a bun/rice/pasta with chicken works because despite also being carbs, the texture is different. If both the breading a cone are crispy then there's no contrast.

>>11651009
>it is not an escape, but a plunge back into the dredges of the inner workings, the trappings of the withered joke of a thing we call our souls- in a pita wrap.

Lol Anon wtf chill out

>>11658299
You put syrup or other sauces on it though. The cone is to prevent your hands from getting sticky.

Also it's a waffle cone, haven't you heard of chicken and waffles? I know it isn't the exact same thing but it's still good.

>>11655105
So many edgy trolls in this thread who would be scared to talk so much shit if it wasn't anonymous. But this particular dipshit stuck with me. Never be """"""taken seriously as an adult"""""""""? Seriously????? Bruh. I don't need anyone to take me as anything. What other people think about me is not my problem.

>>11654329
Envy is a sin

>>11658329
Hope for your sake youre self employed