/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11655253
>posts niggers.
>well dressed
>acting like a family
Clearly bait.

>>11655258
niggers actually dress up if/when they go out for special occasions.as a family.

>>11655258
Wtf

>>11655253
That's pretty neat, Photoshop has a contwnt aware skin tone slider.

>christmas 2 years ago
>uncle brings whiskey chocolates
>chucklefuck younger cousin eats all of it
>spends christmas in the er

>>11655253
Look at them pretending to be normal

>>11655253
>parents divorced; father living on his own
>father invited to Xmas dinner with family of a friend
>he's too old to drive any more, so I'm his driver
>big family gathering, 12 people spanning 4 generations
>we haven't been to such an Xmas in years
>after dinner we read A Child's Christmas In Wales (his favorite story), each of us taking a few paragraphs
>good time had by all
>his last Xmas; he died a few months later
RIP, dad

>>11655258
Thats a lovely looking black family, definitely not ninjas.

>>11658104
Sorry for your loss, anon.

>>11658845
Kekked

>>11658104
bullshit

>>11655253

I'm 35 now, but the Christmas Freshman year of college was fan-fucking-tastic:

>dad (widower, mom died of cancer) is serial dater just mowing his way through pussy my age at the time, brings most recent chew toy to dinner with the family.
>my Nan was in her early 80s then, is ancient now, noticeably pissed off my Dad is fucking someone as young as me and brings her to my Nan's house.
>everyone gets to talking, she brings up what her parents bought her for chanukah that year.
>dead silence covers the table.
>Nan drops her fork and starts staring at this young woman, and then my Dad.
>everyone goes back to eating.
>young woman: oh sorry I can't eat that it's not Kosher.
>Nan: we're not Jewish, eat or starve.
>her: excuse me?
>Nan: I was quite clear Christ killer.
>Dad: Mom!
>GranDad: Johnny shut your fucking mouth!!
>young woman: umm, maybe it's best I leave...
>me: laughing in silence into a cloth napkin.
>Dad: Anon stop laughing.
>Me: Don't disrespect Nan in her own home, Dad.
>Nan: das rite meme face.
>Cousins: all laughing hysterically.
>young woman: starts to cry, gets up and locks herself in the bathroom.
>Nan yelling very loud outside the bathroom door: I COUNTED THE DECORATIVE SOAPS, I KNOW HOW MANY WERE IN THERE BEFORE YOU WENT IN!!!
>mfw Nan told her not to mooch shell shaped mini soaps.
>young girl: leaves the house, sits in my Dad's car.
>GranDad: well, she can wait until we're done.
>Nan: yes, yes she can.
>Me: purple in the face from laughing so much.
>Dad: you lot are awful (goes out to arrange taxi for young woman, comes back inside).
>Nan: Johnny what's wrong with ya bringing a kinky haired shilock to my dinner table.
>Drunk Uncle: y-YEA!!!
>Nan: after supper we'll have drinks and pull the crackers, after that we can open gifts and relax over a coffee
>everyone: yea, good idea.
>night goes well after this. go home and fall asleep with the largest smile ever.

I wonder what ever happened to that young woman.

>>11658966
Based Nan

>>11658966
>Nan yelling very loud outside the bathroom door: I COUNTED THE DECORATIVE SOAPS, I KNOW HOW MANY WERE IN THERE BEFORE YOU WENT IN!!!

>>11658966
Nothing because this didn’t happen

>>11658966
Dad's GF dodged a bullet. That's not a family she would want to join.

>>11658966
I always wondered what became of the unfortunate waif

Tfw you get so drunk at Christmas Eve that your family has to drag you in your dad's car half naked to get home

>>11659955
I apparently pissed everywhere too. They found me by some bushes in a pile of purple vomit. I only had 5 glasses of wine, but I don't really understand wine.

>>11658853
I think you might have gotten your posts mixed up there, friend.

>>11658986
Nothing ever happens