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What am I in for lads

>> No.11671232

>>11671231
buttered toast

>> No.11671234

>>11671231
What brand of anchovies were you planning on adding?

>> No.11671236

>>11671232
kek

>> No.11671240

>>11671232
lel

>> No.11671241
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>>11671232
dork

>> No.11671244

Is this how you get millennial to buy your shit?

>> No.11671255

>>11671244
my mom bought it

>> No.11671257

>>11671244
just put chad on the front, should sell

>> No.11671261
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here we go, wish me luck

>> No.11671260

show the back

>> No.11671264
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>>11671260
EAT PIZZA

>> No.11671270

>>11671264
oh no... oh no it's worst than I thought...

>> No.11671271

>>11671244
No, the graphics are to attract children. You get millenials to buy it by having their favorite instagrammers review it

>> No.11671280

>>11671255
>cartoon adverts
>cheese only pizza
I see, you mom bough it because this is what 12 year olds like.

>> No.11671294

>>11671280
I’m 22 years old

>> No.11671325
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11671325

wa la

>> No.11671336

>>11671325
You burnt it and it looks disgusting

>> No.11671340

>>11671294
Watch out boys, we have a big boy in pull-ups now. Please dont make fun of his kiddie cheese pizza his mommy bought for him.

>> No.11671342

>>11671325
You didn't add any other toppings? Not even anchovies? What the fuck are you even doing?

>> No.11671352

>>11671342
leave me alone, it’s my pizza

>> No.11671360

>>11671352
yeah you tell em anon

>> No.11671370
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>>11671231
frozen pizza you fucking retard

>> No.11671374
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>>11671264
who in gods name would buy the merch

>> No.11671397

>>11671232
And gravy!

>> No.11671406

Is this pizza straight from the 90s?

>> No.11671538

>>11671342
Only adults like real mens toppings.

>> No.11671574

>>11671342
i dont eat frozen food but anchovies are fucking disgusting

>> No.11671606

>>11671231
there's no reason to get anything other than the ultimate
the pepperoni has the same amount of pepperoni as the ultimate and costs the same
the cheese has the same amount of cheese and also costs the same

>> No.11671635

Where the fuck are the 'chovies?!?

>> No.11672083

>>11671352
Legendary retort

>> No.11672097

>>11671635
They were booted by the superior 'deens.

>> No.11672950

I mean it was ok I guess

>> No.11672965

>>11671231
>meme cheese pizza

>> No.11672967
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>>11671406

>> No.11672985

>>11671231
>Wild Mike's
More like Wild Yikes LOL XD!

>> No.11673029

>>11672985
god daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

>> No.11673382

i snorted the little spice packet that comes with these once when i was drunk
that was actually better than the pizza itself

>> No.11673390
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11673390

>no artificial anything
Alright, let's see:
>Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid), Water, Cheese Blend: Low Moisture Mozzarella Cheese (Pasteurized Part Skim Milk, Skim Milk, Salt, Cultures, Enzymes), Provolone Cheese (Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes, May also contain Natural Smoked Flavor), Romano Cheese from Cow's Milk (Pasteurized Part Skim Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Parmesan Cheese (Pasteurized Part Skim Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Tomato Paste, Shortening Flakes (Palm Oil, Natural Butter Flavor, Beta-Carotene), Canola Oil, Salt, Sugar, Yeast, Garlic, Malt (Malted Barley, Wheat Flour, Dextrose), Soybean Oil, Modified Corn Starch, Spices, Citric Acid, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, May contain spice packets: Crushed Red Pepper, Oregano, Basil, Marjoram, Garlic, Thyme, Savory

>> No.11673391

>>11671231
Wild mike's? yeah hes pretty good.

>> No.11674327
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11674327

leftovers for lunch the next day, yum

>> No.11674333

>>11671231
I always thought that was Ed when i was little

>> No.11674338

>>11671325
Looks disgusting

>> No.11674474

>>11671232
jej

>> No.11674483

>>11671325
unironically looks like shit lad

>> No.11674589

>>11671325
Absolute unit, lad!

>> No.11674693

>>11674483
>>11671325
At least it looks like it does on the box

>> No.11674703

>>11672985
damn son! where'd you find this?

>> No.11674712

I got this za in Safeway one time cuz my gf and I weren’t in the mood/didn’t have time to cook. It was okay. Not good. Not bad. Okay

>> No.11675343

How does this compare to good ol Totinos?

>> No.11675385

>>11671232
fpbp

>> No.11676070

>>11671231
Red Baron is better though.

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>>11671352
kek

>> No.11677977

>>11671280
If he were 12 it would be pepperoni not cheese.

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>>11671352

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>>11671232
kek

>> No.11678365

>>11673390
>may contain spice packets
???

>> No.11678448

>>11673390
All of that is legally natural.

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>>11671352
Based.

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>>11671352

>> No.11679295

>>11671231
I bought one once, cooked it, it smelled like ass, then i cut it and it smelled worse. Didnt have the stomache to taste it, my mom did and vomited. I think its the sauce that smells idk.

>> No.11679305

>>11671231
Did your parents go on holiday without you?

>> No.11679310

>>11671232
The first post ITT is the best post ITT.

>> No.11679376

>>11671232
you win the thred

>> No.11680173

>>11671336
>burnt
Imagine being this much of a fucking retard

>> No.11680186

>>11671261
Why is it so grey?

>> No.11680187
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>>11671232
Mah nigga

>> No.11680247

>frozen pizza
>leftovers
scawny soy manlet bitch

>> No.11680340

>>11680247
My BMI is over 25

>> No.11680458

>>11671325
How the hell did you fuck up cooking a frozen pizza?!

>> No.11680674

>>11671231
Somebody got paid money to design and draw that disgusting chicken scratch logo.

>> No.11680679

>>11671231
OVER 2LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS!!

>> No.11680859

>>11680340
I don't doubt it

>> No.11680872

>>11671232
heh

>> No.11680890

>>11671340
my mom could beat up your mom

>> No.11682274

>>11671336
>burnt
No, anon burned it. It is burnt.
Except it's not and you're retarded.

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11682281

>people that unironically post ramen recipes shit on a 1$ frozen pizza

>> No.11682282
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.11682285

>>11671352
why did this make me bust out laughing

>> No.11682315

>>11671231
I have to cook them on sheet pans at a lower-than-instructed temp or else they get too dark on the outside before they cook all the way. Otherwise a decent product, I especially like the pepper flake and herb packets they come with.