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how are these only 8000 scoville?

>> No.11696300

whatever scoville units it maybe, they suck

>> No.11696346

>>11696300

Yeah. They spicy, but no flavor. 2x is flavorful, but too spicy. The spicy curry one has flavor and right amount of heat.

>> No.11696364
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11696364

Lmfao, only 8k? I have an extract that is one million, I buy chillies from my Phillipino buddy that are about 600k. Jesus christ you fuckers are weak if you meme an 8k noodle bollocks.

>> No.11696410

>>11696364
You should stick some in your urethra, tough guy.

>> No.11696459

>>11696410
I wont but I got a funny relevant story actually. I bought my brother a bottle of mad dog silver, iirc around 750k scoville or some shit. He was making sausage rolls one day for people, put some of the sauce on his, then my other friend (Matty) and his family came around, Matty unwittingly gave one of my bros sausage rolls to his kid, who then dropped to the floor in pain. By then, we were all tipsy, Mattys gf was tampin, so we made him put some of the sauce on a qtip and rub it in his japseye.

Was funny watching his reaction. Pissing musta hurt for a while.

>> No.11696467

>>11696277
I prefer the carbo version, spicy and tasty

>> No.11696475

>>11696364
wow!

you want a trophy?

>> No.11696522

>>11696277
they're extremely spicy, but things like habanero are on a different level.
the noodle caused intense pain for a minute or so, while one habanero made me unable to speak for five minutes.

>> No.11696537

>>11696522
weird I cooked ramen with a whole habanero diced up but it wasn't nearly as hot and it didn't linger maybe the oil is a factor

>> No.11696542

>>11696459
what the fuck did I just read

>> No.11696550

>>11696542
a funny relevant story actually

>> No.11696609

>>11696277
What do you mean "only?" People complain about the red Shin Ramyun packs being too spicy and it's at 2700 SHU. 8700 is pretty high when you're not comparing it to retarded meme peppers like Carolina Reapers that nobody ever uses for actual food and which solely exist so spicyfags can brag about how they tasted six gorillian SHU.

>> No.11696616

>>11696277
Oh shit I ate one of these the other day and was like "oh fuck this shit is pretty hot" and watered the broth down a couple times to get through it but didnt finish it because the taste was pretty bland.

I bought it randomly from a Jap grocery not expecting it to be hot because those fuckers dont do hot.

>> No.11696760

>>11696459
What the fuck are you trying to say? Speak English.

>> No.11696788
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>>11696760
Not my fault you can't puzzle out actual British.
>guy sticks absurdly spicy hot sauce into penis
There.

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>>11696760
I just realised that the entire Murican nation are newfags at the language they speak. Lmfao.

>> No.11696878

>>11696277
Pretty good. I prefer the other flavors, but this shit goes really well with some spam and eggs.
>>11696616
Don't make a broth out of it. Add the noodles to the pot after you drain em, fry it a bit, add in the sauce, fry a bit more, plate and sprinkle the flakes on it.

>> No.11696894

>>11696800
>Disgusting chav slang is proper English
Learn to speak properly, you dumb animal.

>> No.11697527

>>11696788
>>11696800
i mean your sentence structure is actually dog shit. I understood what you said, but commas aren't periods.

>> No.11697574

>>11696277
my first two packets of this went down fine, you just have to eat it quickly so your mouth doesn't get tired and make as little broth as possible. then i ate one at 4 in the afternoon on an empty stomach and felt a closer connection to my mortality.

>>11696616
your mistake was not recognising that it's korean, and they do make spicy food. you can tell when it's korean because the heiroglyphics have lots more circles than japanese and they are more often bisected at the middle with a space or a line.

>> No.11697578

>>11697527
It's over brother. He got dubs twice in a row, we can't fight him now.

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>>11696800
>I just realised that the entire Murican nation are newfags at the language they speak.

Don't be so ignorant and racist.

Ebonics & nigger slang is now accepted as a "real" language & American dialect. Just ask any school district in California.

>> No.11697591

>>11696277
scoville is a meme unit. those noodles are way worse that 800.000 scoville meme sauces or carolina reapers. i used half a cr pepper to make toast and it was milder than these noodles.

oh and it is not a broth, it is a sauce, you are not supposed to dilute it with water

>> No.11697595

>>11696800
>I just realised that the entire Murican nation are newfags at the language they speak.

Fun Fact: The oakland unified school district had so many black students fail remedial English that they eventually gave up and decided to accept "Ebonics" as an official language just so they could "graduate" all those 6yh, 7th, 8th year black high school students.

> On December 18, 1996 the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.

> For students whose primary language was "Ebonics", the Oakland resolution mandated some instruction in this, both for "maintaining the legitimacy and richness of such language... and to facilitate their acquisition and mastery of English language skills." This also included the proposed increase of salaries of those proficient in both Ebonics and Standard English to the level of those teaching limited English proficiency (LEP) students and the use of public funding to help teachers learn AAVE themselves.

>> No.11697603

>>11697595
source: my ass

>> No.11697609

>>11697595
>This also included the proposed increase of salaries of teachers proficient in Ebonics

lol

The 'merican education system, everybody.

And you wonder why so many 'mericans with college degrees can't even do basic algebra or use basic proper English.

>> No.11697618

>>11697603
> American liberals are truely as lazy as they are ignorant.

lol. A simple wiki search is all you needed

> Oakland Ebonics resolution
On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics – what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American English (AAE) – as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.

https://everipedia.org/wiki/lang_en/Oakland_Ebonics_resolution/

>> No.11697624

>>11697603

Stay ignorant, white liberal.

>> No.11697627

>>11697609
You're probably a stupid foreigner who thinks 1/3 > 1/4.

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>>11696277
something is fucked with the scoville scale. my first two packs of that were incredible and hurt to eat. the other three were just normal and i inhaled them.
pic semi related i use this frequently on most food

>> No.11697636
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>>11697627

lol @ you dumbshit white liberals who don't even believe in sicence or math.

> There are 32 sexes and you can choose to be whatever you want!!!
> Math and statistics are "wacist" against poor innocent illiterate blacks

lol Whites are becoming dumber by the day

>> No.11697659

>>11697595

This is just shameful for any country. It's like giving up while patting yourself on the back.

>> No.11697663

>>11696277
Seriously is that all they are?
I wanna gonna order 10 packs off Amazon at the end of the month because I've been meaning to try them after that challenge crap.
If they're only 8000 then they'll barely tickle... slightly disappointed.

>> No.11697703

>>11697595
>Sorry you have to speak English at a high school level to work at this company.
Seems like an easy out.

>> No.11697721

>>11697703

Affirmative Action sure does set a low, low, low bar doesn't it? It's almost as if white liberals are saying that niggers are too dumb to learn something basic like the English language.... something that most of us can pick up in our spare time as a 2nd language.

>> No.11697769

>>11696364
>looks like Captain Capsaicin has arrived
>hero to habanerbros everywhere

>> No.11697785

I've only ever had the 2x flavor, which is moderately spicy, but has this disgusting bitter aftertaste. It's similar to the taste you get when you drink OJ right after brushing your teeth. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

>> No.11697786

>>11697663
I buy and use 250K scoville sauce on the regular. these samyang 2x noodles, you're supposed to boil and drain and add the sauce packet. they were incredible, the disconnect between what they're supposed to be and what they actually are should be criminal, you might kill someone with heart problems who is expecting tabasco sauce level but it's actually a fresh habanero.

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>>11697609
That's because algebra is racist.

>> No.11697925

>>11696459
>japseye
that's a term I haven't heard in a long time

>> No.11697932

I ate these on a semi-daily basis when I lived in singapore.

Fun story, on my last day in country me and my mates got mad, stupid, incredibly blasted. So we shotgunned Indian high percentage beers, a case of Tiger, and ended up putting a funnel in my buddy's ass and making him buttchug Glenlivet 12.

I'm sober now

>> No.11698152

>>11696878
Cheers bro
>>11697574
Thanks.
Yeh I didnt read the packet, it was a specialty japanese grocery so just assumed, thats why I mate it as a soup.
You should see me put together Ikea furniture, I go rogue on that shit too.

>> No.11698406

>>11696277
>eat this
>proceed to waste a whole 200 pack of napkins to get the capcasin sauce off my lips which constitutes 99% of the pain of eating this product

what a goddawful meme, it's not even really spicy as you eat it

>> No.11698424

>>11697633
humans build up a tolerance when ingesting harmful substances over time

or you could make the argument that you're literally killing your tastebuds

>> No.11698831

>>11696277
https://www.theramenrater.com/2017/03/14/guide-samyang-foods-buldak-bokkeummyun/
>Korean Updated 2X Spicy HOT Chicken Flavor Ramen / 핵불닭볶음면 / Hack Buldak Bokkueummyun / Launch 2018.12 / SHU 10,000
>Recently I saw something about a new Buldak Bokkeummyun in the Korean Samyang Foods instagram. I asked about it and was told it was just coming back. What? Well, the 2x was advertised as for a ‘limited time’ and apparently, it was in South Korea. They brough it back December 3rd, 2018 – however this time it’s 10,000 SHU.
Sounds like it might be 10K now rather than 8K.

>> No.11699838

>>11697574
It's not even a problem, I like spicy food, I've done the BWW blazing challenge 3 times, but these just seem hotter than 8000 shu

>> No.11699862

>>11697633
>>11696300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
tl;dr Scoville units is parts per million of capsaicin * 16.

>> No.11700704

>>11698831
Whoopdy doo. What did they do, add a couple of peppercorns?

>> No.11700731

>>11696277
Good sauce disgusting noodles

>> No.11700822

>>11696609
I agree, 8,700 is comparable to a reasonably spicy hot sauce like El Yucateca green or something. I enjoy shit like that but eating a whole bowl or noodles that hot is too much for a lot of people

>> No.11700886

The first few times I ate these, my face got numb and froze in a puckered state.
They taste so fucking good though, now i can inhale them no problem. I like eating it with soft boiled eggs, the sodium seasons the eggs just perfectly and the yolk makes it all creamier.