/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When someone turns your song off the juke you’re supposed to kick the shit out of them.

>>11700375
Fick that bar bring your business somewhere else.
Only time a jukebox should be changed is if someone spams a song

>>11700375
A bar isn't a public place. And why would they even put music on their jukebox if it wasn't the kind of shit they want at their place?

>>11700375
nah thats fucked

>>11701096
>why would they even put music on their jukebox if it wasn't the kind of shit they want at their place?
this

>>11700375
I can tell from this review that I would hate this person intensely, what with their bitching about "diversity" like the bar should have a fucking race quota.
But I agree that if someone pays for the jukebox and it's not obvious trolling (i.e. queuing up the same song ten times in a row) they have the right to have the song played. Get a jukebox without negro music if you don't want it played in your bar.

>>11701107
So it would stir up niggers like you.

>>11701096
It's not a public place but does the customer not pay to choose the song on the jukebox? Or am I wrong?

>>11701117
Usually. In that case they should have refunded their money or let them pick something different. To be fair, if everyone else is listening to angry rock and you throw on some rap/r&b (not sure what Kendrick Lamar is) you should learn to read a fucking room.

>>11700375
I once saw a greentext story on /mu/ about how some guy played "The Seer" by Swans multiple times because he knew it would empty the bar. It was hilarious but in cases like that I understand the owners not letting you play certain songs.

Also
>what I assume is supposed to say "guys with white painted faces and blacked out eyes vetoing your music selection"
>nobody bringing that part up

What Hollywood bar is hosted by strange protohumans?

>>11701125
This. The establishment doesn't revolve around you or any other particular person. If you kill the mood for a bunch of people that are trying to just have a good time, it should be expected that you're going to be given shit about it.

>>11700375
I got thrown out if a bar once because of the music I put on the jukebox.
Bastards.

>>11700375
I was in a place once where something similar happened. Bar was playing rock music, I set up some classic rock songs on the jukebox and the bartender deleted the selections because he'd "heard them too many times". The guy eventually gave me a free beer when I complained (since, you know, I'd paid money for that) but I never came back.

>>11700375
when did race come into here? its just 2 different genres of music

>>11701416
Guess they thought coon tunes would lower the tone. They were right.

>>11701096
Those are called "Filter Songs" because they filter out the shitheels you don't want in your bar.
t.Bartender

>>11700375
Absolutely.

Yes but they should refund what was paid.

Went to a neighborhood bar late at night with some friends jukebox was blasting modern butt rock and lynard skynard. We played some Judas priest and ramones and the bartender immediately turned it down so low we could barely hear it. Pissed me off.

>>11701182
You think by the hour mark someone would catch on that this is the second time through The Seer. God I pity those poor drunks who weren’t expecting a 4 minute intro with bagpipes and random noises over drums.

>>11701623
>when everyone is listening to shitty current year pop music in the bar and you put some Cannibal Corpse on the jukebox

>>11701623
What's butt rock?

>>11701623
Both you and the Bartender have shitty music taste

>>11701686
>What's butt rock?
Generic 'Hard' Rock.
>The term comes from a nationwide advertising campaign on hard-rock radio stations in the 1990s that used the tagline "Rock. Nothing but Rock." Listeners quickly changed that to "Nothing Butt Rock."

>>11700375
There is only so many "What's new pussycat" in a row before the eaters go insane. Last time I did 3 and the establishment turned the jukebox completely off.

>>11701701
>>11701686
> butt rock is comprised of raspy vocals, similar to Pearl Jam, Creed, or Nirvana, backed with radio-friendly guitar riffs, drum beats, and basic bass lines.
> Butt rock predominantly targets a demographic of blue collar workers, generally men 18-45, that drink cheap light beer, have a fascination with big trucks, avidly watch Monday Night Football, and are wannabe UFC fighters.
>Butt rock groups include Nickelback, Seether, Theory of a Deadman, 3 Doors Down, Breaking Benjamin, Staind, Puddle of Mudd, Three Days Grace, Five Finger Death Punch, amongst others.

>>11700375
either don't have music you don't want playing on the fucking thing, or, get a sign that reads "Sorry, Someone Complained" and hang it on the front and unplug it. Generally after someone complains.

Public jukeboxes seems like a terrible idea and a surefire way to start fights, but then again I might have been in 4chan too long.

>>11700375
If they wanted to listen to Kendrick they should have gone to a club. Sit down and be humble bitch, wrong atmosphere.

>>11700375
No that's not ok, they should have compensated them at some level
>>11701096
>And why would they even put music on their jukebox if it wasn't the kind of shit they want at their place?
To be fair, most of those jukeboxes (the digital ones anyhow) aren't actually owned by the bar, and they don't get to choose the tracks

>>11700375
Yes, but onliged to attempt to refund.

Should not be possible to purchase more than a few songs at a time to prevent spamming.

>basic white whore assblasted over nigger mumble
you cant make this shit up

>>11701096
i dont think you get to choose the music on some of the new digital juke boxes

>>11700375

>>11702270
>saving 4chan images from outside of 4chan
what the fuck is wrong with newfags

>>11700375
>niggers turn up to a bar full of normal people and start playing nigger music
>serves deletes their selection
Based server. Would tip.

>>11702763
>music is scarrwwwy
You sound like the fossils who bitched about rock in the 60's, moron.

>>11700375
>trying to put on nig music in an upper class establishment
yikes

>>11701686
Not much, what about you?

>>11700375
My manager would always flood the jukebox with shitty 80s pop whenever somebody played something he didn't like
Everywhere does it

>>11700375
No where does it say that they had to pay to use the jukebox

>>11700387
>When someone turns your song off the juke you’re supposed to kick the shit out of them.

Are you Fonzie?

>>11702270
what a great song. glad i checked it out. thx

>>11704794
https://youtu.be/Wn7xv6SNSUc

>>11700375
>angry rock music
>painted white faces with blade eye paint
sounds like she unknowingly went to a metal bar and got pissed when they turned her non-metal music off
still, if shes a paying customer and they have a jukebox they should have allowed her song.

>>11702964
>nigger music is scarrwwwy

Wite boi detected

>>11700375
>be blonde wigger millennial coal burner whore
>go into rock bar
>try to play the latest ‘five minutes on my laptop’ hit by MC smoooove love to dem Whyte bitchez (feat. face tattoo throwaway real street nigga, prod. Ari Levensteinerbergowiztenkopf).
>music gets turned off.

>be white person.
>go into black bar.
>get raped, beaten and stabbed.

If this worthless spoiled cunt wants nigger music she should go where nigger music gets played.

>>11700375
>tfw at a bar when some literal autist kept playing the same song over and over
>complain but ththe staff don't give a shit

>>11701704
Ok John Mulaney

>>11701107
Its a digital jukebox dummy. Its not like they hand selected thier catalog.

>>11701206
>free beer
It wasn't free

>>11705287
But that's exactly how it works, you fucking retard

>>11700375
https://youtu.be/zvRFf1u01Jc

You're better off treating venue tourists like that than pissing off your regulars by tolerating them. They're the ones who'll be in your venue next week and the week after, not the blonde trying to play Kendrick in a dive bar.

>>11705278
you seem like a mentally stable and socially pleasant individual

>>11700375
this is p based not gonna lie

get FUCKED roastie

>>11701182
I'm guessing it's some metal themed bar where they wear facepaint.

>>11701623
Judas Priest is corny but passable, but Ramones are awful and infinitely worse than Skynyrd.

>>11702270
If you want to do something like this, there may be an app for the jukebox that lets you anonymously play tracks.

>>11700375
>attempting to force other patrons to listen to jungle boogey

that slut should have been stoned to death instead

>>11705637
What's playing? I gotta know

>>11705950
No clue

>>11705377
Are you 90yrs old or a retard who's never seen a jukebox outside of a movie? They're all connected to the internet now, you can select almost any song known to man.

>>11705955
Thanks anyway

>>11705957
He means the owners of the establishment can't pick what is and isn't on their jukebox you fucking goober
Not sure if he's right or not but you aren't understanding what he's saying either way

>>11701707
Lol some of those are more talented than you give them credit for, but Nickelback.. yeah right on

>>11706218
No they aren't. I'm not even sure why Nickelback became the poster child for buttrock when there are so many bands that are just as awful.

>>11701182
>>what I assume is supposed to say "guys with white painted faces and blacked out eyes vetoing your music selection"
>>nobody bringing that part up

I assumed it was a new take on the NPC meme, but from the American black community about the majority of whites.

>>11701182
What place is this that's a black metal bar with people unironically wearing corpsepaint? I want to go.

>>11705637
Every person in that video seems like a huge dipshit. Especially the chick who apparently thinks she has special authority over what constitutes good music because she's a music major. lmao

>go into tha club
>Slip the dj a slick c note
>Be shocked when literally 0 people are happy that Conway Twitty started playing between whatever yung thugnificent put out this month and genetic club hit about the buttocks #451187

>>11700375
Yeah.
Otherwise I'd go to every palce to blast 10 minute+ technical death metal songs.

>>11706877
I'm good to go with you, anon.

>>11706300
It's probably just Kiss-themed.

>>11706877
You have to be 18 to post here

>>11705787
Ugh, yikes...who hurt you?

I set never gonna give you up to play 5 times in a row in a bar. they had a right to get upset but they didn't have the ability to skip my songs

>>11700375
she looks like she exclusively fucks black men

>>11707029
She also looks like she really shouldn't talk shit about other people painting their faces.

>>11706900
I can't figure it out. If she really means actual painted faces like Kiss or black metal bands it seems weird to have it in an outside bar. That just feels like an indoors crowd to me.
And the inside bar has "business professionals awkwardly dancing"? That's a really strange place. I want to visit it.

>>11707029
Most black guys I know are ship captains.

>jukeboxes on 2019

>>11707025
I paid for the entirety of 2112 to play at a bar once. Some people liked it but most of them didn't. Especially the women. I could almost hear the sound of vaginas drying up and clamping shut like a venus fly trap.

>>11707076
You think it's one of those with a mechanical arm moving around gramophone records, don't you?
People still listen to music in bars, you know.

>>11707054

>>11707103
>bars in 2019

Sounds like a pretty based and redpilled bar.

>>11707047
>Business professionals
>Bunch of older people who probably grew up with metal
>Assumed people rocking out was awkward
>Painted faces, obviously a metal bar
>Changes the music to something not along with the bar theme
I don't understand the issue of them having an issue with Kendrick Lamar being played at a metal bar, it's Hollywood. There's plenty of other joints that have rap, hip hop, and other music. It's not an issue of diversity, there's black rockers out there that can be played. William DuVall comes to mind, but he's certainly not in the same vein as what I assume to be is a Kiss bar.

>>11705787
I admit to an intense dislike of self-obsessed virtue signalling millennial women.

>>11700375
They own the restaurant, so yes, they can veto your music if the choose to, though i think they shuld have given them their money back

>>11701439
THIS.
The bar I work at has a small selection of typical "hipster" albums. Any time someone tries to play any Arcade Fire or Neutral Milk Hotel we make sure to make them feel as uncomfortable as fuck then kick them out as soon as we catch them trying to be shitheads (which usually doesn't take long).

>>11700375

>>11706300
>>11706900
>>11707047
Found it, looks like it's just heavy metal rather than black metal
https://www.yelp.com/biz/rainbow-bar-and-grill-los-angeles

>>11705950
sounds like black metal

Did you get your 18 dollars back, OP?

>Put nigger music on your juke just so you can detect thots faster for easier removal.
Glorious.

>>11708510
I'd love to hear the full story behind this one.

>>11708523
OP showed up at a restaurant.
He started to screech and howl because the ketchup was on the wrong side of the table.
Got kicked out so his mom called the cops.

I played "Fuck Her Gently" at a family-friendly bar/restaurant once. Didn't get kicked out.

See, the thing is, most of these jukeboxes you can control from the app now, so no one knows who played it. I have a friend that will music-bomb his friends when he knows what bar they're in, if they posted it on Facebook or something.

I wouldn't have one, as an owner.

>>11700375
Also, those facists at fancy restaurant demanded we wear neckties or they won't let us in, outrageus!

>>11707982

Unrelated, but one time I was on a bus in Germany, and I could hear this awesome sounding music from this metal looking guy's headphones playing for about an hour. We went to get off the bus, and he took his headphones off, so I asked him what he was listening to. He paused, and in the thickest Eastern European accent you can imagine, said "...black metal." and turned around and left.
You basically just did the same thing to me and it gave me a laugh. Thanks.

>>11708551
Yeah, most jukeboxes these days are the TouchTunes ones or like them, meaning it's not like the owner put the music on there, you can select just about anything you want to play since they're network connected and make playlists ahead of time in the app and everything.

>>11701182
No bar has Swans in the fucking jukebox

>>11700375
Yay another dumb white slut that listens to Kendrick Lamar seeking attention

>>11700387
I put on some St. Vincent at a sports bar last Saturday and some redneck yelled QUEEEEEEEEEER. I brushed it off.
Should I have knocked his fat ass off the bar stool?

>White slut trying to attract darkies to her, thus ruining the bar.
The owner was justified.

>>11708697
Blacks dont listen to Kendrick Lamar, thats white teen girl music

>>11708671
>doesn't understand how modern jukeboxes work.

>>11708700
I didn't say she was smart.

>>11708697
She didn’t play top 40 trap

>>11705787
based and redpilled reply

>>11701182
>Hollywood hosted by strange protohumans

They are called Jews.

>>11701623
Did you guys all have gay sex later or what?

>>11708551
>I wouldn't have one, as an owner.
If you were an owner, yes you would because that's how you make money.

Live in charlotte. Restaurant/bar district (plaza midwood) is EXTREMELY white, punk, hardcore metal influenced scene. She probably went to either whiskey warehouse or Thomas street tavern and decided to be a massive ridiculous bitch and piss off EVERYONE in the building with her meme top 40 garbage. University area is 20 min away and she can go party with underage college kids at uncc if that’s her thing.

>the bar had Weird Al, and not the post "white and nerdy" weird al people pretend to like

best night ever. everyone there sang Albuquerque together

>>11710692
>Muh weird al.
He's a retarded sellout who does pedo cartoon shows for cash.

>>11701951
>be humble
Terrible, untermensch advice.

>>11710692
that sounds more cringey than a combination of "flash mob pranks" and then the entire elevator applauded

>>11710650
I have literally never been anywhere that has a juke box.

>>11710825
He went on some dumb z-list celebrity show and then refused to wrestle another contestant because they were female, which is a layering of retardations one on top of the other to rival the traditional English trifle.

>>11711726
>lookit me
>iamsojadedandsmart

>>11704794
It's shit

>>11700375
Only if it has cursing or other inappropriate lyrics, and none of the other allowed songs do. If that is the case, they should post a list of songs you're not allowed to pick and/or refund your money if you do.

>>11711780
>Didn't want to touch a female.
>Around cameras.
If anything he was smart.

This happened to me last week
>biker: Hey pansy. That's right, you! You thinking about touching this jukebox? MY jukebox?
>me: *nervous gulp* N-no...
How do I handle this in the future?

>>11711919
"Cool jukebox man!"
>play Always by Erasure