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11702822 No.11702822 [Reply] [Original]

Why the fuck do vegans always have to have a fake meat alternative for everything? Cauliflower does not taste like chicken nuggets god dammit!!!

>> No.11702836
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11702836

>>11702822
>another vegan thread

>> No.11702842

>>11702822
because vegans are racist and refuse to make any of the thousands of variety's of vegan food around the world

>> No.11703018

>>11702822
Because they are living a lie and refuse to admit it.

>> No.11703021 [DELETED] 

>>11702822
OP here, btw I'm gay

>> No.11703037

>>11703021
This is fact and there can be no debate

>> No.11703054

>>11702822
Because they feel like they're "missing out" otherwise.

There's probably an element of always having to prove themselves to be good enough as well.

>> No.11703067

>>11702822
most vegans will say meat tastes good but they don't eat it for moral reasons so it makes sense that they'd try to find a substitute. fried cauliflower tastes good but it's not a good substitute for chicken. the only thing that comes close is textured vegetable protein since it's the only thing really high in protein without a ton of starch like most other plant proteins, and i'm not sure how healthy it is to be eating all the time.

>> No.11703078

>>11702822
op here. forgot to mention i have a dick in my mouth right now. not sure if you can understand me correctly.

>> No.11703108

Cauliflower are a good substitute for tacos though. Yeah the whole “it’s like meat but worse” meme is fucking horrible. Just change your diet or don’t. You can’t be a vegan and consume what you once consumed.

>> No.11703209

OP here, anyone got some ligma? XD bacon haha

>> No.11703644

>>11702822
They crave meat so they make their vegan crap look like meat

>> No.11704106

>>11702822
This is the 2nd biggest problem with vegans/veggies. Like, caulifower nuggs are actually good and would be a good side to chicken nuggets if they just let it be that, but no. They keep demanding that theyre "omg exactly the same!" all vegans are delusional lying cunts.

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>>11702822
deepfried couliflower is delicious.

just blanch some florets
coat them in batter
cook until gold

good shit, man

>> No.11704309

>>11702822
They must lead sad lives

>> No.11704379

>>11702822
Are you out of your MOTHERFUCKING MIND? Fried cauliflower is tasty af.

Its not supposed to be like fried chicken, you fucking lunchbox

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>>11704379
agreed. if it's just fried cauliflower then OP is a faggot. but to be fair, sometimes you do see dumb shit like "cauliflower chicken nuggets" or "cauliflower fish sticks" or "cauliflower bbc" and that is just too far.

>> No.11704722

>>11702822
They're becoming more insufferable lately.

>> No.11704754

>>11702822
Because nuggets arent a cut of meat and can literally be made with anything. Id understand if you tried to use steak or ribs as an example, but mushed balls of food taste good in dipping sauces, so why do you care if someone makes nuggets with cauliflower?

>> No.11705572

>>11702822
>>11702842
>>11703018
It's really weird how you retards can't understand perceived ethical motivations like not wanting to support industrial animal slaughter have nothing to do with what you *want* to eat. And if imitation meat dishes don't do a good job imitating meat, that's not an argument against wanting meat replication, it's an argument for more work to be done in developing better meat replication. If anything vegans eating food meant to reproduce the meat experience is way more honest than refusing to eat anything resembling meat in an effort to prove meat was never good in the first place. The first kind of vegan isn't pretending meat is somehow not enjoyable, unlike the second kind who goes around claiming there's no reason to want it. You anons are more like the second kind of vegan for insisting ethics and taste must be conveniently connected and that you either approve of slaughter practices and like meat or else disapprove and don't like meat. If I were a vegan for ethical reasons I wouldn't want to start eating a bunch of vegetable-centric dishes, I would want whatever the closest thing is to the meat based food I currently eat.

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>>11702836
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-best.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-are-as.html
>http://www.lloydianaspects.co.uk/opinion/veggie.html
>https://thetab.com/uk/2017/02/16/vegetarians-unhealthy-mentally-disturbed-says-new-research-33067
>https://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or.html?zx=8d20dd9d8e82ef7a

>> No.11706121

>>11702836
rent-free, motherfuckers

>> No.11706136

Because believe it or not, lots of vegans are pretty honest about the fact that they crave and like to eat meat, but object to it for purely moral reasons

I understand this, because it's how I'd be if I actually had discipline, but I don't so I throw morals out the window because I love to eat fucking Whoppers and Big Macs and chili dogs.

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11706145

>>11702822
you should try these tofu drumsticks

they are actually nice

even comes with a "bone" for realism

>> No.11706323

>>11706145
I hate you and wish you the most painful and horrific death

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>>11705575
>Chaos and Pain

>> No.11706427

>>11702836
It's not a pro-vegan thread, it's a vegan hate thread. But yeah, it's dumb, just love each others you dumbasses.
Chicken nuggets also tastes mostly like the sauce you drench them in. You could make breaded anything with similar results.

>> No.11707109

>>11705575
>>11706360
*
>https://plagueofstrength.com/vegetarianism-and-veganism-bes/
>https://plagueofstrength.com/vegetarianism-and-veganism-are-as/
>https://plagueofstrength.com/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or/

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>>11705575
Lindy's page seems to be down.
I watched a lot of his videos last year and I think I'm a little burnt out on him now.