/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11682969

>>11682969
How about you start with something that isn't a slopashit.

>>11682983
Skyline chili may be a slopov shitski but it's so good.

>>11683107
It's a fucking unholy abomination spawned by mixing mexican and american cuisine which gave rise to some of the sloppiest shitty slops on the planet. This one isn't different.

>>11683116
Not authentic and rustic enough for you, Jayden?

>>11682980
That cat's had a rough time.

>>11683116
It tastes good so I really don't care about anything you said.

Skyline is god tier, but getting it with beans absolutely ruins it. Gets rid of all the flavor combinations and all you taste is bean. Large 4-way with onion is goat along with a cheese coney.
t.ohioan

I wish I could eat this kind of thing without shitting my brains out.

Sucks being a stomachlet.

>>11683527
>stomachlet
You have liver disease

>>11683706
Based

>>11682973
Got chest pains looking at this

>>11683198
fuck skyline, queen city chili is goat
t.513

>>11682969
>coasties HATE this

>>11682969
what's wrong with a salad?
honestly, sometimes a salad hits the spot.
wtf is wrong with a salad? answer me please. now.

>>11682969
>>11682973
>>11683198
>>11683764
>>11683771
Gonzo

>>11683198
that looks like hammered shit.

>>11683801
Salad is for LOSERS simple af.

>>11683814
salad is good. 'specially with boiled egg and maybe some ham. good olives, not bunk ass olives from a jar. some good shredded cheese or crumbled blue cheese.
salad is badass.
grilled chicken... omg this shit here is food porn.

>>11683824
Mmmm, caprese salad made by a schizophrenic

now i want a fuckin salad.

killer buddhabowl

>>11683824
that looks peng

>>11683992
if i wasn't making shrimp in a little bit, i'd go buy salad stuff. that looks nice.

>>11683992
>that'll be $12.99
>would you like to add a green power shake for $6.99?

>>11683824
You must be at least 18 to view this image.

>>11683116
It was invented by a guy from Greece and is based on an old Greek recipe.

>>11684156
>based on an old Greek recipe.
Which is actually delicious. Why they ruin it by overcooking the pasta and covering it with a mountain of shit tier cheese is beyond me.

>>11682969
Food is FUEL not "porn", you degenerate. How fat are you?

300? 350?

We don't need your kind here.

>>11683843
>caprese salad made by a schizophrenic
Word salad

This thread is fucking terrible.

>>11682973
Spoiler that hog

>>11684253
Imma save it

>>11684218
How gay are you? Liberace gay? Johnny Weir gay?

>>11684290
fuck yea, cindy

What I don't get is why you guys insist on drowning your food in all this shitty processed cheese?

>shitty

>>11684303
the only thing posted itt i would actually eat

>>11684291
how do you eat this?

>>11684343
Hi Boris

>>11684234
Fuck you

>>11684343
I would eat your mom's pussy

>>11684344
you've gotta piecemeal it. Such as:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tDyjE54jgw

>>11684343
suck my titburgers

>>11684359
I know you smiled, bitch.

>>11684379
Thanks. Seems kinda annoying. Like, a novelty but not something I'd want to do more than once.

>>11684379
>monolith
IDI KO MNE

>>11682969
Does skyline chili actually taste good? It looks terrible.

>>11684632
It's really actually good. Yeah, it looks like Slopov Shitski but if you can get past that then you're in for a good meal.

>>11684632
it's fine

>>11684632
No. I actually live in downtown Cincinnati, if you ever come here you want Camp Washington Chili.

>>11683198
>beans are overpowering
>onions aren't
subhuman

>>11684742
t.nigger afraid of the manly white man's vegetable ONION

>>11684279
400!?

You're 400 pounds, arent you anon? PLEASE seek some help before it's too late!

>>11682969
I made these brownies today for new year eve

>>11683183
[Guile's theme intensifies]

>>11683527
Much better than eating it and now being able to poop it out.

Bowelet here.

>>11684776

come at me faggot. i made these about 3 months ago

>>11684888
They look very good, what did you put in the middle?

>>11684343
You a vegetarian? You a stinky.

>>11684776
>>11684888
Brownies are just a badly made chocolate cake.

>>11685501
You're a badly made person

>>11684888 (Checked)
they look pretty good. did you deviate from the direction on the packet.

>>11682969
Just bought this

Fish n chips

Blue cod

>>11685518
Yup.

>>11684765
400 dicks you've taken? I know fags are promiscuous but that's insane.

>>11684765
>complaining about people talking about food on a food board
I bet you have lots of friends

>>11685908
>>>/lgbt/
>>11685913
>whiteknighting for hambeasts and shit "food"
I bet you have a lot of friends too, porky. It's not too late for you to change. It's never too late.

>>11684742
But onion tastes good in chili, beans just bring a shitty flavor to it. I'd rather overpower onions than fucking beans. Chilispahetti is still gay like everything in oh*o

Imitation crab roll and spicy salmon roll

>>11685991
>complaining about people talking about food on a food board

>>11686013
Sushi is for fags

>>11682969
there is none higher on a cold winters day

>>11682969
you can also go fancy
>>11686120

>>11682969
don't forget

>>11686079
Fags lurk this board.

>>11682969
>>11682973
>>11683198
Based Ohio bros

>>11686120
i want to fuck that bread

>>11686607
Ayyy

>>11686073
>still whiteknighting for kikes selling sugar poison and diabeetus

>>11685518
Were you enjoying it outside, watching a storm roll in?

>>11683773
Camp Washington Chili
>t. 513

>>11683824
t. the Green Giant

>>11686919
Don't you have some cuckporn to watch?

>>11682973

Though the Thurmanator is the meme burger their more reasonable burgs are fantastic.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1546242932690.webm

>>11687145
the knife is bothering me

>>11682969
Pure drunk/poor food. no other reason to consume 1/10
>>11682973
Excellent components, but fucking trash composition 5/10 i'll take apart and eat separately
>>11683764
Great heavy lunch with friends. simple and delicious. 7/10
>>11683824
amazing salad. lunch or dinner approved 7/10
>>11683945
Good bread, good patty size/char, good toppings, maybe fries lacking, 7/10. if low price then 9/10
>>11683992
i'd have to taste before rating this.
>>11684220
Simple composition, EXCELLENT golden brown fry on the rat, good color on tates. poor protein choice 1/10 if starving 6/10 maybe higher
>>11684291
trash composition, no egg, patty not seared well, probably expensive as fuck 4/10
>>11684390
McDonalds tier shit. but composition is decent. 2/10 better than rat.
>>11685518
Sad. 3/10 if it was dirt cheap
>>11686013
i can appreciate the want for cheap sushi dinners. so i wont rate this... because it would be low. but i understand.
>>11686120
looks like it might be a mid west burrito. sure, sounds good.
>>11687127
looks like goat or sheep head with sausage and unidentified side dish. Head looks roasted well enough but no visible seasoning. Goat head delicious, and a little variety 5/10

>>11687145
Tits too big...prefer reduced boobage.

>>11683824
Unironically the most appetizing thing in this thread for now. Everything else is either "fried carbs with extra grease" or "CHEESE AND MEAT !!!! uwu"

>>11687372
Stfu you annoying cretin.

>>11688149
Got your cheese and meats here, faggot.

the way he talks about his food is like porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5XXU47q9js

>>11688213
Actually looks slightly better than most things ITT. Except or that soyboy's face ofc.

What I mean is why only fast food ? why not actual dishes ?

>>11688213
men should really stop making that stupid face.

>>11682969
Fried whole belly clams.

>>11687163
>Una forma de hacerme feliz
Muérete a la verga perro

>>11686120
Based RunzA poster

>>11687372
based autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2rDrmU3Id4

>>11686120
>>11686129
Looks good. Too bad I'm stuck in upstate NY where our options are rather played out McD's, BK, Wendy's and KFC. There's the stray Popeye's, DQ and relatively new Sonic. I'd love for something like this, as it as least looks good and interesting in this menu, or Culver's or Chick-fil-A. I only get to hit those spots when I visit Florida.

>>11686607
Much the varied breads and pastries here, this is making my penis expand and balloon up.

>>11686607
Oh holy shit I am so fuckin turned on right now.

>>11687037
No, I went for the based option of eating it as the trains rolled in at \ck\'s favorite station; Water Orton.

>>11687372
>>11687127
could never eat the head of an animal I don't think, at least when it isn't for survival. It's just too starkly reminding of what meat is.

>>11689039
it's just kinda the go to face when your trying to feign excitement or happiness. it's only popping up so much recently because of the rise of social media.

>>11684632
Ok here's the the thing. The first time you try it there is a weird flavor that you are not used to and the the ingredients are pretty poverty tier. Then some months or years later you try it again...

H O O K E D
O
O
K
E
D

>>11682969

>>11691789
Fucking disgusting

>>11684311
best by far ITT

>>11683824
missing a fungus
maybe portabella with balsamic

>>11683824
>bunk
Kys

>>11687080
Price Hill Chili
t.513

>>11689480
Delicious, absolutely delicious.
>>11690736
When tofu is done right, it is wonderful.
This tofu looks a bit floppy though. That can be good or bad.

>>11692655
I'm a bit floppy

>>11682969
jfc Americans are fucked in the head

>>11682969
Are we calling food gore food porn now?

>>11691717
Lmao you're so fucking bitch made dude. Just kill. It's good to kill. It's okay to take a life to get what you want.

>>11684776
theres a hair in your brownie you filthy swine

>>11687127
do you eat the eyes on this fucker?

>>11688213
close your mouth you fucking faggot

>>11691789
litterally what

>>11692319
good call.

>>11692569
you're a giant stupid turd. also, quite bunk

>>11682969

>>11693779
This is a blue board

>>11692655
>t.Ramsay

>>11693782

>>11684390
I could immediately tell that's a Five Guy's burger because of how smushed it is.

>>11682969
>skyline chili
The scat equivalent of foodporn.

>>11693218
High in vitamin A and some minerals that I forget right now.

>>11694687
lol same here
one of the things they must do to those burgers before they put them in the bag is to step on them a few times and throw them at the wall a bit.

local food place has this on the menu. Think I should check it out?

>>11687372
Who the fuck do you think you are you pretentious little piece of shit?

>>11683198
yeah the beans are the problem

>>11696089
>the entire-fucking-lobster burger

>>11684776
>putting nuts in your desserts
This world needs to cleansed of your ilk.

Toss my salad

>>11683198
I wholeheartedly agree. I went to Cincinnati for a conference last month and fucking loved skyline chili

The crackers were good with hot sauce

t. coastie

>>11684232
why do they serve it on such small plates?

>>11683771
Looks like a fucked up meatloaf but I bet it tastes heavenly.

>>11683764
We recently got one of these in my neck of the woods and I finally understand the hype. The spicy chicken with extra pickles is the best fast food option on this earth.

>>11698100
They're normal size plates. Ohio is just a shitty flyover that believes that food should be big and not actually good.

>>11684888
This guy scrambled through his phone for 2 minutes to find a picture of some humdrum brownies he made so he could try and one up somebody and call him a faggot online

>>11696130
what the fuck are those wine glasses

>>11687372
you're a fucking loser.

>>11684220
A daring synthesis

>>11682969
You have clearly posted a chili, cheese and pasta salad.

>>11687372
kill yourself

who here /yuengling/

>>11684632
I mean, you can just put some chili on some pasta and find out for yourself

>>11699433
is that a chip butty?

>>11699439
No, it's primanti's:

>deli meat
>cole slaw
>french fries
>thick cut italian bread

>>11699433
garbage sandwich, garbage chain restaurant, garbage city

>>11699439
french fry sandwich
what the fuck is up with you baby british bitches and having silly-willy namey-wamey names for everything

>>11699460
t. filthadelphia

>>11682980
Is kitty ok?

>>11683773
camp washington is best, but I don't like going there for certain reasons..

>>11691789
I get it

>>11683801
You don't win friends with salad

>>11696106
Is that jack?

>>11699561
looks like a taxodermy

>food porn thread
>no proper vegetable dishes
>only """salad""" was "Main Event and a leaf"
Are vegetables and properly nutritionally balanced meals doomed to be unappealing and tasteless?

>>11684776
>Dat cat hair
kek

>>11682969

>>11683527
Whoever made this image should be shot

>>11687372
Can mods ban this shit

>>11682973
This looks like a penis

>>11700881
>the only know what this is thanks to Superbad

>>11689992
Nice blog

>>11688213
thats rice u fking retard

>>11686120
>>11686129
>>11686135

Fellow Nebraska-bro?

I worked at Runza for 7 years. Reddit me anything!

>>11683992
That's good if it costs $4 tops.

>>11689039
It's just male duckface dood.

>>11684888
They must be old by now anon you better throw them out

>>11687145
>global knife

No Thanks

>>11691789
Tomatoes on a caesar?

>>11698258
>flyover
thanks for letting me know to disregard your post entirely

>>11701250
That's not a Global.

>>11687372
Still more OC than all responders hating put together. One of my attempts at french onion. Was more like pudding, still tasty

>>11684311
am i supposed to eat this or fuck it.... or both?

>>11691789
what are the black patches on the lettuce? is it rotting or was that shit grilled? either way, someone needs to die for this.

>>11702904
>he's never had a grilled caesar before
That one looks like shit, but when done right it can be really good.

>>11700100
clearly you've never had my salads.

>>11688238

El Goblino..

>>11700100
You don't fuck sneed with seed

>>11700700
You have to be a retard to buy vegetable dishes when eating out.

>>11682969
Cincinnati chili is more like gay porn

>>11684291
God bless America

>>11684303
Which eurotard country is this from?

>>11684632
It's garbage

>>11687127
Finally something interesting

>>11696106

my dood here makes the best sandwiches in the village

>>11704262
Does get out how he?

>>11704262

How do the eggs near the fire don't boil?

>>11704279
Out get does he how?

>>11704279
He sells enough eggs.

>>11704285
the virgin next to him is fucked

>>11704262
If I were there, I'd slowly eat a McDonald's bacon egg & cheese biscuit and stare at him with contempt from my place of freedom

>>11704296
Forgot pic

>>11704262
that's a lot of eggs

>>11704305
Soulless vs Soul

>>11699446
it's the driest shittiest sandwich you'll ever have. their other food is ok and their pizza is surprisingly good, but the sandwiches are always disappointing.

>>11704262
why hasn't anyone gone and found this hero among men, this godly avatar of strength and deliciousness?

>>11704296
>>11704304
do you think he'd just let you be? he is the egg man. he's like magneto, but with eggs. the eggs in your stomach would start to superheat and you'd be cooked from the inside, and your cheap powdered egg sandwich wouldn't save you.

>>11704289
Just going out there means putting your life on the line.
Either you make it or you die trying.
Food vending is serious.

>>11696106
Kys

>>11683764
I have two Chik-Fil-A in my town but I've never been to them, is it as good as this pic looks?

Looking at this thread makes me want to stop eating forever

>>11683824
salad is great
this one looks tasty af

>>11684278
someone's daughter was raped and murdered in a cornfield for this

>>11686079
i dont care, sushi is delicious

>>11683824
Lettuce is my favourite food.

>>11698100
They don't. You're supposed to dump it on the larger plate

>>11702714
>Oh hey that's a nice looking creme brulee with good caramelization on top
>French Onion Soup

Wat.

>>11687112
Kek

>>11682973
Haven't had this burger specifically, but this place fucking bangs. Have yet to try something on their menu that wasn't at least an 8/10

>>11682980
That file name

>>11684303
Based

>>11696130
god I love antipasto

>>11683824
Unironically the best thing posted in this thread

>>11698260
it's okay to be proud of delicious brownies anon

>>11689039
> people shouldn't do a thing because i don't like that thing!

I agree that it's an awful face, but just ignore it and move on.

>>11690721
needs to be toasted but otherwise solid. the colour on that tomato is beautiful.

>>11684278

>>11689480
Nothing fucking better. There's a buffet near me that has fried clams, shrimp made three ways, catfish, crawfish, and mussels for like twelve bucks a head. You can also get a plate weighed to go.

>>11684888
>>11684776
I prefer
>>11684776
brownies desu

>>11707134
This probably cost like $25 + tip lmao fuck off

>>11683801
I salad because I am not a fan of the majority of vegetables and have a hatred for lettuce.
Most salads contain lettuce.
Lettuce has little to no nutritional value, tastes like nothing, it's worthless and honestly has no reason to be eaten I might as well just drink a glass of water or two.
I can alternatively eat a well balanced meal that foregoes the absolutely awful inclusion of lettuce and actually tastes good and has nutrition

>>11707531
it actually cost me less than 7 dollars as I ate that burger in Hungary

>>11683764
Haven't had chik fil a in a long time, this pic however might just put me over the top

>>11684303
Looks unironically amazing

>>11686135
What is a Runza? look like a hot pocket, but sort of reminds me more of pic related

>>11687145
Porbably fake tits, based on the rest of her body composition. Shame, really.

>>11707558
prove it

>>11683824
Salad is unironically my favourite food to make any home and I don't even use chicken

>>11708035
>Porbably
Lmao

>>11708035
Besides that it's extremely obvious they're fake she's also heavily photoshopped

>>11708035
>>11708137
spotted the toastie roasties

>>11684390
>That'll be $13.85 plus tax and tip

>>11684632
Skyline chili is to real chili like Swiss Chalet sauce is to gravy.

It's just bad, unless you like limp spaghetti and meat sauce with allspice and a pile of shredded cheddar on top.

>>11705428
Yes, yes it is my friend.

>>11687372
>5 guys
>mcdonalds tier
you fucking wut m8

>>11707095
You have to of put those dorito's on top yourself; no self respecting restaurant would do that, especially considering the rest of the pizza looks very well-done.

>>11707558
I guess you're not Hungary anymore

>>11684632
It's fucking delicious.

>>11684632
the chili is good but the noodles are way overcooked

>>11704237
If the next stroke paralyzes his tongue will he die of starvation? He tries to take bite after bite but the food just falls onto his chin and down his shirt.

>>11684632
It's absolute garbage that brain damaged amerimutts guzzle down by the bucket load because they're too retarded to know any better, but they absolutely love it and to them it's one of the greatest culinary offerings they've had in their pathetic "lives."

>>11687372
Its not a rat its a ginnea pig.

>>11704305
You have to eat all of them

>>11709265
kek

Cincinnati is awful

>>11704099
Gay porn actors would know better. Cheese and beans is a bad combination for gay porn.
>>11695928
It would create scat for scat porn.

>>11682969

>>11683783
God I love living on the beach.

>>11686079
>>11686079
lost

>>11682969
Goldstar > Skyline

>>11700903
Where is this in superbad?

>>11707095
Whose the babe?

>>11687372
I appreciate the time and thought you put into your post as well as all the free (You)'s you gave out 8/10

>>11708737
well it wasn't a self respecting restaurant, but a vegan ruin bar in downtown Budapest, and it arrived to my table with the chips already on top

>>11708040
I don't have the receipt but here's a print screen from their online menu
(actually, I was wrong, at today's exchange rate that burger costs 7 dollars and 7 cents)

>>11707134
>Imma just grab one fry real quick

>>11709539
a former co-worker

>>11707110
holy fucking shit

>>11707195
>>11707180
>>11707171
>>11707110
>>11707107
>>11707095
>>11707074
>>11707068
I'd rather get fast food or cook at home, all of this looks like shit.

>>11709671
she's a big girl

>>11683764
Yo my dude here never met a lightroom slider they didn't slam to one extreme or the other jesus christ

>>11707056
Looks pretty good, but beer is better with burgers.

>>11709524
its not, in the Home Ec scene they make tiramisu not the abomination he replied to

>>11709671
Holy moly she's a thick bitch

>>11682980
I love this board sometimes

>>11705428
It absolutely lives up to, and exceeds, the hype. Even the ice they use is goat.

>>11687372
Thank you for replying. I agree with some of your statements more than others. Have a good day.

>>11691789
Et tu, anon?

>>11704262
S U R L Y
U
R
L
Y

>>11704305
>>11704262
Someone post the virgin/Chad pic

>>11709589
Marrow is absolutely elder god tier

>>11691789
no ranch? fuck off

>>11710632

>>11707195
Jesus fucking christ that is so much fucking mayo.