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I lOvE gArLiC, I uSe LiKe FoUr ScOoPs In EvErY dIsH

People that use this shit should be shot. This shit tastes nothing like real garlic, just chemical tasting and disgusting. It literally takes 4 seconds to chop a clove of garlic if you're not pants on head retarded.

>> No.11708470

>>11708457
Literally doesn't matter when you're baking it at 400 degrees for an hour.

>> No.11708472

>>11708457
Thank you for the review. I’ve always wondered if I could save money that way, but buying two pounds that I might not like kept me back.

I also eat four tablespoons of garlic per meal. But it’s from the pile of slightly sprouting bulk garlic filling a fruit bowl.

>> No.11708476

>>11708470
What say you, OP?

Does the aftertaste last through baking, do you think?

>> No.11708482

>>11708457
>Fat Free
>Value Size
Really had to try hard to sell this one when you can literally buy heads for about 50 cents each and they aren't processed with added perservatives

>> No.11708511

>be me
>Be autistic
>Mom bought garlic in a fucking jar
>Mmm hungry
>Decides to eat one spoon of garlic in a fucking jar because autism
>Mmm looks good
>Takes a bite
>Ohshit.mp3
>Dies

>> No.11708519

>>11708457
Literally anything oily/savory tastes better with it.
Stop projecting soilent enthusiasm onto every activity, it isn't healthy.

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>>11708476
Only if you burn the shit out of it and sprinkle it with one of these bad boys

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>>11708457

>> No.11708994

>>11708457
i could be spending those 4 seconds masturbating

>> No.11709052

>>11708470
They add citric acid or something to stop the garlic from causing botulism, so unless you're adding the garlic to something equally acidic, you'll be able to notice the difference.

Even as a kid I loved fresh garlic, but one time when we were making pizza this was all we had. I remember biting into the garlic and thinking the pizza was spoiled and not wanting to eat it.

>> No.11709063

>>11708457
Throw tbsps of this shit in the soup the stew the sauce. Stop fucking around with time wasting ass garlic cloves motherfuckers.

>> No.11710240

I stopped using garlic because it makes my hands stink for 2-3 days no matter how much I wash them after.

Still wouldn't use this shit though

>> No.11710248

>tYpiNg lIkE tHis
We truly have become the redd it

>> No.11710258

>>11708457
>scoops of garlic
This is a crime you are a criminal

>> No.11710262

>>11708511
Autistic indeed

>> No.11710682

>>11708457
>Love garlic
>Start eating one garlic head a day
>Great for your body, good for your blood pressure, helps unclog your arteries and lower sugar levels
>Couple days in start smelling like Roth and decay
>Stench so strong it causes misery all around me
>Figure out is my sweat, it's coming from inside me
>It's been years and some of my clothes still have the smell

>> No.11711239

>>11710240
Wash your hands with used coffee grounds.

>> No.11711262

>>11708457
I’m pants on my head retarded so this is the choice for me

>> No.11711308

>>11708457
>FoUr ScOoPs
FIVE SCOOPS C'MON
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>> No.11711821
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>>11708457
The Asian market wholesale place by me sells peeled cloves in that same sized container with no label. It's like 7$ for two pounds of prepeeled garlic.

>> No.11711830

>>11711821
Those are from a chinese garlic slave farm. The garlic industry in china is super fucked up.

>> No.11711835

>>11711830
Isn't every industry in China fucked up?

>> No.11711838

>>11708457
>It literally takes 4 seconds to chop a clove of garlic if you're not pants on head retarded.
Uh huh. How long does it take to peel it, faggot?

>> No.11711845

>>11711838
2 seconds.

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>>11711830
Fuck me, thanks anon. I think I'm gonna actually start making sure I only buy American garlic.

http://boredomtherapy.com/american-garlic-vs-chinese-garlic/

>> No.11711862

>>11711851
MAGA 2020

>> No.11711979

>>11711830
The slavery and suffering makes the garlic taste better.

>> No.11712017

>>11711979
The lead, too?

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>>11708511
>eating spoonfuls of garlic under any circumstance

>> No.11712117

>>11711838
Whack a garlic clove with the broad side of a knife, remove peel.

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people that buy pre-chopped or pre-prepared vegetables deserve to be castrated. also, you don't even have to chop/mince garlic, you can literally smash it with your knife to flatten it and wa la

>> No.11712382

>>11712136
Pre-cut and prepared veggies are mostly around for the elderly and disabled.