/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11729028
I'm a stoner and I buy chick-fil-a regularly. I did back when I was an akie too.

>>11729037
But what about on sundays and past 10 O'Clock?

>>11729028
a burrito supreme from taco hell is unironically more healthier than a chickflay sammich.

>>11729037
wtf is an akie

>>11729095
The sandwich has a better macro ratio

>>11729115
PURPLE AKIE: THE MAN WHO TOUCHES MUSCLES

>>11729120
shaddup, ya moran

>>11729120
Huh?

>>11729028
Plenty of the gays go there (you should know) and stoners are hungry throughout the day. Did you just get a job there or something? Congratulations. Now tell me it's your pleasure to serve me.

>>11729138
i'm gay, that's why i mentioned macro ratio

Does anyone know what this is about?

>>11729155
A gay african bodybuilder in the UK who liked to squeeze the muscles of teenage boys at gyms. He was so dark the locals called him Purple Aki (Aki being his first name) and warned their sons to be on the lookout for a giant gay purple bodybuilder.

>>11729189
More PA lore

>>11729126
stop smoking pot you brain damaged weirdo

>>11729095
chick fil a has double the protein(the only nutrition item that matters besides trans fat,neither of which have it)can you even read

>>11729221
Purple Aki was pursuing a teenage consort by a trolley station and the lad was playing hard to get by hiding from Aki and running across the trolley tracks when he was struck and killed.

>>11729095
Not buying it.
The chicken sandwich is a heavier, bigger item
The burrito supreme is very small

So essentially, they pack into the tiny burrito supreme a shit ton of crap, and it takes two just to fill you up, or equal the weight of the sandwich.

So the sandwich is by far, more healthy.

>>11729247
>and it takes two just to fill you up
do you get gub'ment assistance to help pay for your scooter?

>>11729246
Got another, also what spc number is this?

>>11729247
>The chicken sandwich is a heavier,
nope, dope try again.
>chicken sammich, 6.3oz
>burrito supreme, 8.3oz

>>11729095
>>11729247
>>11729259
no neet bucks yet, still have too much control of my legs

look though, the burrito stats are from a burrito that weighs 235.3g

How much does the sandwich weigh? Doesn't say... it has more protein, less carbs, and less saturated fat

>>11729277
see >>11729277

>>11729272
where did you get the sandwich weight?

>>11729289
there's this thing called the interwebz. you can do a search using a search engine called "google". fuck, i swear you fucking boomers think y'all know everything

>>11729303
guess what faggot, taco bell never actually puts nearly the amount of food in their burritos to come close to the factory specs.

>>11729323
strawman. you lose. :)

>>11729303
I cant believe you are still arguing that a mexican beef sandwich with half the protein and more saturated fat is somehow healthier than a white meat sandwich with close to double the protein

>>11729330
nope, you lost when you denied reality

>>11729333
strawman. you lose. :)

>>11729028
>sacrifice
I thought they made more sales after the whole fiasco

>>11729337
i presented reality. you rejected it and substituted your own. you may have the last word. make it a good one. ;)

>>11729346
i won, you lost, get rekt'd kiddo.

>>11729095
>soybean oil

>>11729095
absolutely based

>liberal establishment takes political stance and suffers
>christian-run establishment takes political stance and prospers
Based

>>11729155
It's not open on Sundays so heathens can't eat

>>11730395
Uhhhh can't no one eat in that situation?

>>11729263
It's gotta be in the latest series because it's gay and shitty.

>>11730388
>conservatives support capitalism and back it with their money
>liberals are feral minorities with no jobs and abhor capitalism
Really makes you think

>>11729126
He's got his own wiki page you know

>>11729028
im a stoner AND a fag and i still eat there

I fap to trannies, am constantly stoned, and have a drinking problem. This doesn't stop me from obtaining Chik fil A at all.

>>11729115
nobody is really sure

>>11732095
A gay purple muscle squeezer who likes white boys with big bubble butts.

>tfw nearest chikfila is 40 minutes away
>I have over 1200 points on my chikfila app

>>11729263
The bodybuiler from Liverpool became notorious for approaching young men and touching their muscles, and was jailed for six years in 2003 when he was convicted of harassing 15 men.

Last year, a court lifted his 10-year ban on touching men’s biceps.

Solita Restaurants has now apologised for naming a dish after him and has renamed the burger ‘Black once again like the teriyaki master’, the second most popular choice on social media.

>>11729028
i was stoned as fuck one time and chic fil a comped my entire order because I was 2 dollars short.


based

>>11733673
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_A
That was an amusing read

>>11733717
Best bit

"Arobieke became sexually aroused while forcing terrified young men to perform "inverted piggybacks" — ordering them to squat so he could lean over their backs with his face by their buttocks and his genitalia on their necks, while squeezing their quad muscles".

>>11729028
>sacrifice
Their faith/politics make them sales by making them incredibly popular amongst America's 240 million Christians, you silly goose.

>>11733763
Yeah I spent like a solid minute trying to picture that from both sides.