/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11729664
Out how break egg fuck

>>11729664
Record timing

>>11729915
Retard

>>11730221
Fag

>>11729664
BASTE

>>11729664

>>11730208
My mom does it faster

>>11729664
How? If I may ask? Does? He get? Out? XD

>>11730525
I've only seen 3 of these vids and i hate this fucking bitch so much.

>>11731111

>>11729623
You should get a ban for starting a webm thread without posting oc.

>>11731141
Woah. So cool.

>>11730525
never has a webm made me so upset.

>>11731147

You called?

>>11730705
>>11731152

>>11731224
Um, chew your food a bit longer. Savage

>>11731236

>>11729664
Wait, how would he extract himself from that spatial position? Would the eggs not get broken?

>>11731247
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>11731255
Multitasking

>>11729664
i FOUND OUT HOW HE ESCAPED! I even have video proof.

>>11731255
I love how everyone has their signature way of sprinkling salt.

>>11731264

>>11731266

>>11731255
Wa La

>>11731239

Definitely under the category of "Ramsay isn't happy but most customers love it"

>>11731279
Only real problem is that it has way too much moisture or grease pooled up in the middle. I would still eat it though.

>>11731264
RIPPEN

>>11731271
That was weak. No flare.

>>11731141
He has to be fucking with us now

>>11730525
when is ck gonna make this chef meet jack
and make the worst cooking video of all time?

>>11731152

>>11730525
>that giant blob of butter left on the right of the pan

>>11731646
god i hate women

>>11731646
what in the name of upper middle class white girl is this bullshit

>>11729623
>based rick stein
god his shows are so comfy and interesting to watch. nothing even comes close.

>>11731262
anyone got the edit of this where it cuts to a black dude getting hit with the bits he flings away?

>>11731696
haha no, but that sounds freaking epic!

>>11731225
What is the meaning of the autism sandwich? I stopped watching Breaking Bad when it repeated its plot for the 3rd time.

>>11729664
Thank god I was getting worried.

Someone post that pav bhaji one

>>11729623
That looks fucking revolting

Looks like what I'd expect alien diarrhea to look like

>>11729664
there is no eggscape

>>11731770
Walt made it for his first murder victim.

>>11731262
he's growing stronger

>>11731262

That guy is a fucking poser. I get that it's his stick, but people are laughing at him, not with him.

>>11730525
what's the name of this youtube channel again? can't find it

>>11730525

>>11731225
Thats why he got cancer. Didn't eat his crusts.

>>11732187
>I get that it's his stick
>stick
Kek
Retard

>>11732187
>stick
Jesus Christ anon go back to school.

>>11732192
Kay's good cooking

>>11732192
foodwishes

>>11731279
If you watched that ep you would know that the dough is completely undercooked.

>>11732225
>>11732220
They don't teach anything about jews but the holocaust in schools. Certainly not yiddish or about their secret media oligarchy no sir.

>>11730525
That's not how he gets out egg break though. :(

>>11731224
>no one will ever eat your ass like this

>>11729664
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Egg out, break out nice file name one job anon faggot autismo

>>11731255
fuck im actually starting to think the dude is kinda charming

>>11731243
looks a little too spicy for my tastes

>>11731141
Is that Ribery ? What a load of idiots.

>>11732333
that bunny looks fucking stupid

>>11732236

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE LEAVE CHEF JOHN ALONE

>>11732160
*ahem*

>>11732626
>>11732634
>>11732639
>>11732647
>>11732653
>>11732660
>>11732663
>>11732668
>>11732676
>>11732682
>>11732688
>>11732697
>>11732702
>>11732707
>eating sea spiders
i can't believe i'm the only one absolutely horrified by that

>>11731279
i'm not sure that's the case since isn't the entire premise of the show "my restaurant is going under because nobody eats here"?

>>11731141
is this guy an amerriclap or just a seal asking for fish?

>>11731646
Avocado is not even that good

>>11731674
That's clearly a Jew, anon

>>11733583
I'm also surprised, there are usually more enormous faggots in a typical thread

>>11732634
>shellfish + mushrooms

>>11733583
t. soybean enthusiast

>>11731141
h-his moves senpai... they are like liquid gold...

>>11732647
Wow, I'm genuinely impressed.

>>11732697
Cheese and seafood is the mark of an amateur trying to be fancy

>>11731239
I know it's not supposed to be but I still love doughy pizza

>>11730525
wtf I love trailer women now

>>11732187
>his stick

>>11733331
Looks like him 15 years ago. Maybe he aged well, or rather, aged early.

>>11731646
That didn't make me hate avocados, but it DID make me hate Aly Weisman.

>>11733337
You look stupid

>>11734744
No you

>>11731275
stop saying that, asshole

>>11732122
t. tastelet

>>11732187
He's the only cool personality posted on this shit board. Faggot babitch and that fat girl from itadakimasu or bon apetite or whatever the fuck it's called

>>11731111
cooking with mercury, how avantgarde.

>>11731271
Hey it's the guy from that Christmas movie

>>11735466
he might be weird but he's a good sport

>>11735466
I hear his food sucks

>>11729664
the inferior eggman

>>11736023
>Eggman 2: electric stovetop boogaloo

>>11736064
>implying eggboy ever gets to cook eggs

>>11736023
>eggman
robotnik

>>11736023
the egg virgin vs the egg chad

>>11732626
is the crab ok

>>11736100
the crab survived thanks to the daring of the world's top surgeons, sherlock hemmelsythe.

>>11732626
>>11732634
>>11732639
>>11732660
Thanks for posting new shit

>>11736290
The only new shit here is you, faggot.
The crab webms are great but they're not new.

>>11736406
My faith in the human race is long gone

>>11731264
>Out to Lunch
>Not eating eggs every day as a king should

>>11736718

>>11736734
Why does anyone give narcissistic fags cosplaying as women attention? This is an honest question, I cannot fathom how you could find them interesting or valuable even as a liberal.

>>11736723
hot damn the victorians were evil

>>11736747
It expresses hedonism at the expense of societal and cultural norms. This is the primary value of your average liberal.

>>11736738
I'd like to sploosh her with my cream

>>11736755
But it's not even hedonism? It's just dressing up as a woman. Putting on woman's pants isn't like eating food or having sex, it's just pants.

>>11736775
it's a special tier of mindfuck. by creating safe spaces they're making roles for these people to inhabit. these will all be gateway roles. they're essentially spies in the system, because everyone knows a tranny will disseminate your name and status to the internet if you cross them. you might think this isn't a problem. hell, i'll never meet one. but then your kid might show up one day to work and oops one of his eight middle management bosses is a tranny. hope he keeps his mouth shut for the sake of his future.

>>11732187
Nah he is a decent chef who got internet famous and is using it to make money, he seems like a decent showman and the guests love it so more power to him if he is having fun and so are they then it's all good, I'm sure he knows people only visit him because of the meme shit and not his food or anything else

>>11731279
Definitely under the category of "Fucking God awful trash but most spergs on 4chan think it looks good"

>>11736775
It's not hedonism? You're saying it's not fun for the sake of fun? You're saying it's more meaningful? Explain.

>>11736758
I hate this.
Maybe their family dynamic is fine for dunking her head in a cake, but don't fucking do it if the cake has fucking candles in it.

>>11736824
Now am I all for a good pink center in a steak, but GOD DAMN I am not eating that uncooked mess.

>>11736834
fucking homophobe

>>11736847
I don't sound anything like a different word!

>>11731271
Good for him, fuck that meme dude Still I wish I could cut meat like that tho

>>11732647
Was that wasabi or crab guts he added?

>>11729664
>that kek

good out anon, but how does he eggsit without filenaming all the brakes

>>11731279
They had a public pizza tasting competition, and it was surprisingly close between Gordon's, and the restaurant's, I think like 40% preferred it.

>>11729664
>filename
bad job gaynon

>>11736755
I think its more so an inability to point to someone and write them off as simply degenerate, an undesirable. In order for them to do that the person needs to have harmed or attacked someone in a direct manner.

>>11736089

>>11736758
el goblino

>>11732160
lmao this guy actually owns
if he didnt go full bore he'd suck but he passed through the eye of the needle

>>11732626
this kills the crab, right?

>>11736821
He's obviously retarded

>>11736821
It's pretty obvious that they're not okay with it, and that the boy is retarded.

>>11731231
but where IS the homemade version

>>11732829
yeah thought that too, quite kind in that vid

>>11731668
Me too

>>11735466
Which footballer is it this time? Lewandowski?

>>11736989
Tomalley, probably mixed with soy sauce, ginger, mirin, yuzu juice.

>>11733555
>>11737222
holy shit, checked

>>11729664
surly king of the egg fort

>>11729664
>>11736023
>>11736767
>>11737146
How do we know that just isn't his kid?

>>11729664
how does egg?

>>11736747
Because they cosplay women better than women do

>>11736734
Most bizarre crossover

>>11731243
it's the Saran wrap that makes me want to shit myself.

>>11731646
>brooklyn's new obsession
it's not

>>11732160
K I N O

>>11731262
I love how there's a stick of butter on the embers

>>11738283
What is Brooklyn's newest obsession these days?

>>11730705
Please post soft dykes here; it is.

>>11729623
fyi you can get webms from youtube with youtube-dl -f43
often you can re-encode a webm with 'worst' quality with -crf 63 for smaller size, turns out it looks mostly fine

>>11737222
Are you having a stroke?

>>11736711
That's fucking terrible. Ended up looking like your mom's pussy after I was done with it last night

>>11732160
That's how mafia works.

>>11729664
i love how he salts the egg
that cuck salt bae can't compete with this madman

>>11738713
The L train shutting down

>>11731271
He looks like he lost his will to live

>>11733983
>>11732647
ikr, look at all that meat you're leaving behind.
what a tool

>>11731141
That clap gets me every fuckin time

>>11732829
confidence can achieved alot of things

>>11736824

>>11735064
I guess it's rather gallium. Still wouldn't eat that, though

>>11732333
>>11733337
>>11734744
cmon guys you made come out my ass

>>11736758
fucking legend

>>11736747
Because all gender is performative, but drag is one of the only places in society where the gender performance can be separated from identity.

>>11733963

>>11736743
ahh yes the best show supersize vs superskinny

>>11731141
That super jew just got jewed.

>>11737146
>>11736023
He ain't got no onions

jus' egg!

>>11736758
WHOS RETARDED NOW SARAH

>>11731604
Ok this is pretty based

>>11739673
the only correct answer

>>11736824
ITS FUCKING RAW

>>11731243
but that's literally what cucumber sandwiches are. a waste of fucking food.

>>11734426
More like council house women.

>>11730525
seriously UK get your shit together. There is no reason to give these folks housing.

>>11736824
>putting your hands on it
yurusenai

>>11731231
Where the fuck do you buy those extra bit tortillas

>>11730525

>>11737497

I need to actually post it duh

>>11739773

>>11740264

>>11734599
>(((Weisman)))

>>11736824
i knew when the burger had not shrank that it was still raw.
this is shit, anyone that says otherwise is shit and or a hipster faggot

>>11732187
>I get that it's his stick

>>11736824
Yum a bun that's soggy with raw meat juice.

>>11740318
>that sudden soy face
why?

>>11736815

Deport them

>>11736824


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11740249
thanks man

>>11737910
lel that should be what we call it from now on

>>11736815
>he is a decent chef
I've seen some stupid shit he did and it wasn't decent.

>>11740249
>No Tomatoes, onions, or spices in the guacamole.
Infuriatingly shit recipe.

>>11731264
>>11729664
I heard that this guy was king of england. But he didn't like the current government, so he partook in Breggsit.

>>11729623
I really like Rick Stein. One if my favourite TV chefs.

>>11731141
You deserve another 9/11, but with the liberty statue or something very important.

>>11730525
So much for "mom's home cooking".

>>11740249
>painted fingernails all inside the raw meat
that just doesn't seem like good practice.

>>11729664
This was eggsactly what I came looking for.

>>11741170
>that just doesn't seem like good practice.
Have you not seen the way these retards use a knife? There's no "good practice" in those videos at all, man.

>>11740447
The estrogen is too powerful.

>>11731141
>normies

>>11736748
I used to demand my mother cut the crusts. Until she said I can have my sandwich cut diagonally but only if the crusts stay on. Fucking lost my mind over the premise of having two pieces instead of a whole. Never complained about crusts again. Christ children are stupid.

>>11741075
The NSA is very interested in your ideas on this subject.

>>11741220
My name is EMERSON EDUARDO RODRIGUES SETIM, and I fear no one, I will kill important american politicians in 2019. The FBI is FAGGOT.

>>11729664
What an eggscellent chef.

>>11737520
yup, it's Lewy

>>11731224
ok ive been seeimg this guys videos a lot lately what the fuck kind of meat is that and how was it prepared?

>>11733583
what don't you like about it?

>>11738848
unironically thank you, I use youtube-dl for other purposes but I'm too stupid re: encoding and stuff to figure out how to make it compliant with 4chan.

>>11741378
it's just
ffmpeg -i $(xsel) -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -crf 60 -b:v 1M $(xsel).webm
you can cd to your videos [or open terminal here from your fm], ls and highlight the vid
point was i was surprised few webms need -crf 20 or lower i was usually giving them before

oh you can also put that ffmpeg command in in .local/bin/webm.sh
and put this in .local/share/applications/webm.desktop

[Desktop Entry]
Type=Application
Name=Make Webm
Exec=webm.sh %f
StartupNotify=false
Terminal=true
#NoDisplay=true

just replace $(xsel) with "$1"
chmod +x .local/bin/webm.sh
and put #!/bin/dash in the top

>>11741378
oh to make them ok for all 4chan boards do
ffmpeg -i $(xsel) -c copy -an $(xsel).webm

>>11740249
>incorrect meat salting technique
>kitchen knife directly on plate

>>11729664
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>11740269
>couple strawberries

>>11741570

>>11741582
Yeah, you don't want too many strawberries. You might exceed your RDI of needles.

>>11729623

i love this prick

Goes to India, pays $10 for poor local folks traditional family recipes

Makes a milli off them in a cook book that calls them "recipes inspired from my travels to India" and lols all the way to the bank

Goes back years later and does it all again

CHAMPION

>>11741479
>>11741487

Thanks, haven't used linux since I was in college and got the WLS just for youtube-dl

>>11736758
My mom wanted me to make sure EVERYONE in my class got invited to my birthday. I showed her this video.

>>11732676
I wanna try that

>>11731668
Me too.

>>11741219
You probably literally thought you were getting more sandwich. Kids under the age of ~5 have a very weak understanding of conservation of mass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnArvcWaH6I

>>11741606
You need to be 18 or older to post in this forum.

>>11741642
Fucking retards. Kill them all to ensure the gene pool remains clean.

>>11734784

>>11740318

>>11741251
>Everything cooked well done
Such skill, very nice

>>11731141
Is that motherloving Ribery ?

>>11741251
Is this Franklin's? How much would this cost?

>>11736743
high test

>>11732307
This is your brain on collectivism

>>11731279
Keep in mind that's the thin version of their pizza.

>>11740249
>PEEL THE ADVACADO

>>11731604
based and burgerpilled

I want this

>>11741237
Lol what did that guy do to you?

>>11740318

Holy shit you white males are so fucking gay

>>11740318
>literal soy face
my sides. they are gone.

>>11731239
IT'S SO FUCKING OILY, THE AMERICANS ARE GOING TO INVADE IT!

>>11732187
>people are laughing at him, not with him
I think you underestimate the power of normies.

>>11729664
how does he teleport in and out of egg fort without breaking any eggs?

>>11744179
Tubes under the sand, now fuck off.

>>11730525
here in the states, we stand in front of our stove when cooking, not to the side

>>11741978
Make like a tree and get out of here.

>>11736824
is it sous vide or something? no way this is acceptable otherwise

>>11742279
dance thread?

>>11729623
>curried eggs
A fart that could level Tokyo.
That being said, they were pretty good.

>>11733583
I'd eat land spiders if they were big enough to make it worth removing the meat from their exoskeletons.

>>11731604
>can't taste the meat.jpg

>>11731668
Me too

>>11732626

>>11745956

>>11745956
Deep, man.

>>11745959
I hope nobody tries that.

>>11731271
It looks like he was taken there by his grandkids or some shit.

>>11731770
Walt absorbs traits from everyone he kills. The first scene was him making a sandwich for a captive who hated crust. After killing him, Walter stopped eating crust as well.

>>11740249
>nail polish being broken down by lime juice while mixing the meat
Thanks for the cancer, I guess.

>specify MEXICAN sour cream
>"look guise I'm being authentic!!"
>packaged "taco seasoning"
>cheetos
>a FUCKING CAN of "nacho cheese"
>literally the blandest guacamole I've ever seen in my life
>cold flour tortillas
>burnt meat
>no rice
>no beans
>"burrito"

It's shit.

>>11741303
looks like a lamb shank to me

>>11731668
Me too

>>11736815
Is Cocadona getting blown under the table or what?

>>11731668
same

>>11731279
>Ramsay isn't happy but most customers love it
>most customers

what customers you fucking fat piece of garbage lol

the restaurant serving it is going out of business because they serve horrible food and have low standards about everything you fucking pleb mouthbreather

>>11739673
Maybe in your faggot dystopia there exists a separation. In the real world we see the freak for what it is.

>>11732160
Jesus Christ, he's a fucking cartoon character.

>>11736023
The virgin boiler vs. the chad fryer.

>>11736815
>decent chef
not even close

>showman
only showmanship he has displayed so far is npc tier

>>11739673
based

>>11736824

>>11741303
Buy pork shanks if you want to go full viking.

>>11740266
where is this guy from ?
i feel like i might have seen him in tv shop

>>11746028
Does it make nerve gas?

>>11740269
>1 GL. Sweet Tea

>>11746444
Why put butter on the fucking salmon when it just floats on top of the waterwhen it melts?

>>11741303
Lamb.

>>11735466
What is the point of this guy?

>>11746601
What is the point of anyone?

>>11732122
>I only eat skinless chicken breasts with rice

>>11731604
>well prepared, no bullshit slider
pretty good desu

>>11736748
I went to high school with the fucker who made this.

>>11746424
You must be new here.

>>11746455
They cooked salmon in a fucking coffee pot I don't think they thought it through at all..