/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I really never understood why these threads were moved. They were here for years. It was a containment thread that rarely ever leaked out. People actually had interesting conversations instead of just "for me, meat is murder, sip" cancer.

>>11753228
You don't like 12 threads a day about McDonald's competing with 10 threads about major chain pizza? This board is exciting. Is he really gonna get extra cheese on his dominos? The anticipation is killing me.

>>11753228
The other day I saw an al/ck/ thread up and some tryhard fag announced he reported it. Post got deleted. Then the jannies deleted the thread it's like 8 hours later. What sense does that make?

Smirnoffbro reporting in.

>>11753254

red leader this is Steel Reserve reporting in

Anon who here who had mild severe withdrawal symptons last week. Now have been on the cider the for last 2 days and I suppose soft liqour is the way to go go. Doesn't give that same buzz though. Benzo's help a little but running out.

*AHEM*

>>11753313
go on

>>11753308
so were they mild or severe? you can't have a 1st and 3rd degree burn

>>11753313

I'm curious

>>11753319
>>11753327
FUCK JANNIES

>>11753254
Bacardi Gold standing by

>>11753241
what I would take from that is that only one jannie is a fag who deletes alcohol related threads while the others don't give a shit.

>>11753254
The real smirnoffbro? I require a pic of the bottle stash

>>11753323
I'd go for mild. Uncontrollable repulsions but no full blown hallucilations. One of the worst panick attacks I had.

>>11753254
I want to get drunk today but I'm supposed to get my 401k check in the mail tomorrow. I had to close it after getting laid off. I need money to live. It's depressing.

>>11753352
Sminoffbro is one of the first holy warriors to have fallen.

>>11753209
Alcohol is.
Alcoholism isn't.

>>11753308
I’m in trouble anons.

Stupid $12 discount and I went through 5 1/3 bottles of 700ml 30% shit.

No joke and it’s now 6:42am Monday morning and I have finished the other 2/3 of the bottle in my car while writing to my pa about all the shit I was supposed to do today but now she has to.
I was up sweating buckets doing nasty shits since 5am so I am legitimately sick, just not in the usual sense of the word.
Another nasty shit incoming.
My poor fucking wife. This weekend was a blur. I have major major issues to sort out.
I think people like myself is the reason al/ck/ threads became Mohammad’s #1 target.
I’m sorry, but still, fuck you mohammad, this used to be my safe place and I drank less because of it.

alcohol can be /ck/
/alck/ or al/ck/ is really >>>/r9k/

>>11753353

i had to call off work last monday, i was having pretty weak withdrawal but it was still too much to operate in a public environment

>>11753356
I thought he was still posting in the last /ck/ alck threads? I know we lost a few like Simpsonbro and the guy that was in extreme Wd in the hospital that was posting updates

>>11753375
He made it seem like such a casual thing to bringe for days and walk into a american hosptital and just get some fresh fluids and benzo's.

>>11753371
Nope. The age range for al/ck/ is 30+. /r9k/ is a bunch of 18-24 year old autistic virgins. There is a HUGE difference between being an alcoholic and being sad you don't get any pussy.

>>11753370
hope you suicde desu

>>11753209
lmao theres nothing more pathetic than this group of tards. i wish it would come back because they make lepers seem okay.

>>11753375
I thought he disappeared for a while then didn't post any new bottle pictures after he returned, so people thought it might be an impostor

>>11753364
Neither are eating disorders, but the "McDonald's/Arby's X days in a row" get to stay.
Politics aren't but those threads get to stay.
Bait threads aren't but they get to stay.
I never posted in al/ck/ but at least they had more substance than half of the shit posted on here daily.

>>11753375
I’ve don’t that 5 times in Au, but it’s not walking in.
The pain is the worst you can imagine and I’m talking a broken bone is nothing worst.
They hook me up to a morphine drip that I just click away on level pain.
I am headed back there soon if I’m not careful. Only nearly died once. Another time I was so drugged up I ripped out the three drips and walked over to the nurses talking to join in their convo before I woke up due to their shocked faces of my blood everywhere but the food was good.
The catheter in my dick hole was not good.

>>11753344
I suspect the one who got btfo in the thread that ended al/ck/ just deletes them when he happens to be at his keyboard.

>>11753254
Admiral Nelson reporting for duty.

there is only one proven cure for alcoholism.

suicide.


try it and report back please

>>11753413
Fuck off Australia. Your beer is shit.

this threads back?

i was hoping most of you died by now.
sad!

>>11753414
How'd he get btfo

>>11753370
Get some electrolydes in you in the sense of gatorade or instant chickenbroth or something. Could give yourself another day just to clean up but the risk is in getting a bottle Which I wont allow you to.

Stay strong.

>>11753420
Tried it. Failed. Ummm questions?

>>11753413
Now that is what I call some proper 'Strayan

>>11753428
Was posting anonymously and talking shit just like the occasional trolls in these threads do. I don't remember exactly what was said but he threw out some cringy posts and got kek'd out of the thread. Shortly after a mod closed the thread and posted that al/ck/ would no longer be allowed on this board. Dude had to be a janny.

We've been hiding out on IRC

https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=al/ck/&uio=OT10cnVlde

>>11753364
>alcoholism isn't

yes it is. if we can have threads about sugar addiction, obesity, veganism, and diabetes then we can have threads about alcoholism

>>11753430
Thanks anon.
Srs, thanks.
But I see myself sleeping off this 2/3 (finished now) bottle, eating some of this 1 1/2 pizza I found in my car and then driving to buy more.
If I buy more I’ll end up in hospital.
I drank far more vodka than I did water this weekend.

>>11753450
Don't feed the trolls, breh.

>>11753450
You put it all in your face; you should stay

>>11753415
Same, my man. I drink 1/2 of a handle every day.

>>11753371
Dildo wars is /r9k/
Alcohol and alcoholism is /ck/.
Those who know it know it.

>>11753478
Apparently one anon posted a thread after ban and first time it was almost a month, then 2 weeks and then a week. I’m hoping OP is said anon bc his last thread was only 2 days ago.
OP care to clarify?

>>11753371
not really, i want to talk about alcoholism, not how much i hate stacys

>>11753209
Kill all alcoholics.

Who else here /winterstormgia/? Maximum cozy. There's like 2 feet of snow on the ground. And it's the good kind, not that light and fluffy shit. Planning on building a massive snowman tomorrow.

>>11753519
But how? I mean I get it if you mean via alcohol because this is a given. If you mean to make their death short and quick I think we should bring back the Japanese style of tying them over a bamboo sapling and let it grow through their body.
Just make sure you are not within sleeping distance.

>>11753209
Why drink so much?
I mean American alcoholics are all lying passed out in their own spew by now, as are you I suppose.

Oh shit is al/ck/ back?
Did they get rid of the Islamic jannies?

I worry about my health. I'm not a liquor drinker. Instead I go on 2 or 3 day binders where I don't eat and I consume 50-70 beers. Day 1 is always fine but by the end of day 2 I normally make a fool of myself and shame the family.

>>11753675
To add to this, I tried to go to my new regular bar last Saturday and the bouncer told me I wasn't ever allowed to come back. Apparently I fell asleep at the bar after spilling shit everywhere and scared the all female bartender staff

>>11753622
It appears so.
Happy days.

>>11753686
You managed to do that from drinking beers?
Jesus at least now I don’t feel nearly as bad about my blackouts

>>11753695
I showed up at the bar trashed off beer for a day and a half and then started drinking Coke and well whiskey. I don't remember much after the 3rd. When I tried to go back I had no recollection of anything the doorman told me.