/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11770291
>Ritter Sport
>king of chocolates

that's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>11770406
Ok but I’m not poor so

>>11770291
yare yare daze

>>11770430
correct

>>11770415
>poor
same price for 100g Milka and 100g Ritter

>>11770406

>>11770440
Milks is low class sweety

I fell for one of steve's memes and bought some Scho-Ka-Kola and I thought it was fucking great. But they don't distribute it in the US so it's too expensive. Any similar chocolates or euro imports worth trying? You can get ritter sport here but I think it's just OK.

>>11770291
Milk? Nah man marzipan.

>>11770486
Forgot pic

>>11770291
ritter sport and milka are total crap. Just fat and sugar. You kids do not even know how real chocolate tastes. All choices now are between crap and more crap.

>>11770291
Ritter Sport is my shit dude!

>>11770406
Milka is also GOAT

I'm just glad and fortunate I live in a time where we can eat chocolate from wherever. Even a Murican like me is able to eat good Belgian, Swiss and German chocolate -- and I'm not wealthy or anything.

It's a good time to be alive bros.

Chateau (Aldi's brand) is where it's at

>>11770291
Ritter means Rider right?

>>11770496
also correct

>>11771291
the one who ritts

>>11770291
king of low-tier chocolates, yes

What's going on in here?

>>11771447
thicc

>>11770406
>Milka is good
Is this what having literal shit taste is like?

>>11771291
>>11771326
It stems from that, but mostly its our word for Knight.

>>11771622
>my taste is Le friggin superior
Milka is delicious, especially the oreo variety

>>11770486
>>11770496
>>11771298

beat me to it

>>11771813
You literally can't buy chocolate in Germany that is worse than Milka, it tastes like a waxy lump of vegetable fat and sugar, with trace amounts of cocoa.

>>11771447
these are pretty goddamn comfy due to the size desu
nothing like a large chunk o chocolate to gnaw on

>>11770430
this shit is fucking GOOD

Have German family that sends a litteral fuck load of these twice a year. Agreed. Will never eat pleb choco again

My favorite

this one is also godlike

For me, it's W.F. Crisp

>>11770430

this nigger is correct. i had it on a flight once and am now fattening up 4 slampigs to fuck when they get nice and plump on this shit.

agreed. I an only find this in specialty liquor stores in the states.

>>11770291
OP, how can you be so closet yet so far away? Ritter Sport's dark chocolates are far superior to their milk products. It's not too dark so you get that perfect cocao taste without too much dairy. Absolute perfection

Should I drive half an hour to get one of those? This thread triggered me but I'm not sure if it's worth it

>>11771219
I had some local 70% dark from a tiny home operation in my town, and holy fuck it tastes fruity and complex, almost earthy, I barely recognize it as being the same thing you get in a ritter sport. is this what it means to be real chocolate?

>>11773232
Yes but dark chocolate is different. It's retarded to compare mainstream milk chocolate to some obscure dark chocolate. It's like comparing chocolate milk with black coffee.

Hotel chocolat beats any of those brands

this is nice

>all this granny store chocolate in one thread

>>11771262
its Choceur my dude
the new dark chocolate variant is goat (pic related)

>>11771298
damn you make me sad...i always had to buy this for my old grandma before she past away 2 years ago...nothing better than spending the sunday afternoon with grandma talking about her childhood under Hitler.
i miss her, bros =(

name ONE chocolate that doesn't contain soy lecithin

>>11773709
2 cup cocoa powder
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon flour
1 cup Water
3/4 cup butter
2/3 cup milk
1/4 cup powdered sugar

The best chocolate I had was some Italian brand, and I can't remember its name at all
I can't find it anymore so it doesn't matter, but Milka, Ritter or Lindt didn't even come close. I have a lot of trouble finding good chocolate

>>11770291
Step aside, you fucking pleb

>>11773214
Run for it

>>11773680
What was childhood in nationsl socialism like?

>>11774345
In the case of women like his grandma, receiving chocolate from american, british and russian troops for sevices rendered.

>>11770291
Step aside plebs

>>11774378
yikes
i will eat a million of these if you put them out on a plate in front of me but they are in no way a superior chocolate to ritter sport

>>11774378
>Ferrero products

This post sponsored by Milka Gang

>>11770291
>not this

>>11774378
the white coconut/dark chocolate ones are gr8, but these just taste like crunchy nutella

>>11774691
you're a bit late there faggot

>>11774378
>that will be $199.99 + tip

Step aside

>>11772616
PLEASE don't tell me that's real

>live in australia
>only decent chocolate is typical supermarket fare aka ferrero and lindt which is slightly better than dogshit like cadbury or mars etc
>better chocolate literally doesn't exist

why was I born in this shithole on the other side of the planet to where everything actually is?

consuming/throwaway chocolate is always shit
buy Callebaut for the best experience

>>11776165
>Bruce
shut up, go to a health-food store

>>11776229
They don't have those

>>11772623
kek no wayyyyyyyyy bro

>>11776165
>Boo-hoo I can only have Italian and Swiss chocolate.........
kys