/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11814050
There are lots of those. It was some sort of fad for a while

I reckon about a third of all Chinamen have made that exact same "hilarious" video by now. It got old a long time ago.

EGG
G
G

>>11814083
kids don't appreciate art

>>11814062
>Ad for a kevlar cut-proof glove that's supposed to do that

>>11814138
Yes, anon. You figured it out. Good job.
Aren't you going to explain the joke in the OP while you're at it? Fucking idiot.

>>11814083

>the entire bin of ice cream comes out

My sides.

>>11814149
>So many flavors and you chose to be salty

>>11814149
>and thus he resolved to build a fort for his eggs and never leave it

>>11814050
The only thing upsetting is you.

>>11814149
This one fucking KILLED me

>>11814062
To be fair, it was a pretty funny idea. Worthy of the Three Stooges or Marx Brothers (Harpo, specifically).

>>11814050

Anyone have the webm of a thot making a beyond burger?

>>11814221
A true odyssey

>>11814050
Watch closely. He's not tasting it from the pot after he salts it.

>>11814367
thatsthejoke.tiff

>>11814050
Kek, looks like something I'd be absent-minded enough to do.

>>11814149
This is why we need the wall.

>>11815049
to... keep thailanders out?

>>11815179
> to... keep thailanders out?
12000 ft wall to keep airplanes out, mark my words

>>11814221
Kek

>>11814108
you can't eat art.

>>11814221
baste

The bad ass kid kept trying to eat the cake in the middle of an assault.
What other nightmares has this kid lived through.

>>11814367
>Watch closely

Wtf where is that egg fort??????? The surly egg king or something. Fuck this thread

>>11814062
Screw you dude, uncool

>>11815515
Lord Egg of the Egg Fort is not upsetting, he is inspiring

>>11815838
>not torturing them with a blowtorch first
Fake Chinese.

>>11814050
So did they just get silent films in china or something?

>>11815864
>spend twice as long for a worse result

>>11815866
Now that's really fucking retarded

>>11815864
>autism, the webum

>>11815864
This guy usually tries out weird meme shit that he saw somewhere on the internet so I hope to god he didn't make this up himself because I don't want to hate him.

>>11815864
what the exact fuck is he trying to achieve? this is a billion times more complex than necessary

>>11815878
A true autist wouldn't keep putting the hot tray directly on the counter. I'm fucking livid.

>>11815884
That's what happenes when you let your government cram everyone into shithole commiebloc apartments where no one has a stove top.

>>11815884
Baking is healthier than frying

>>11814221
So that's how it all started. inderesding.

>>11815864
The only thing retarded about this is the eggs to be honest. rest makes sense.

>>11815891
Wood counter tops
No harm
No foul

>>11815904
I feel like i need to smash something after seeing this

>>11815892
Can't they just get jobs so they can afford a nicer place?
Or is that also "commie"?

>>11815904
Kay makes me cringe, but I'm not sure I can do tacos better, actually. It's not a big thing in Europe.

>>11815918
Yeah, you can't burn wood.

>>11815927
Yo, ANYONE can do tacos better than unseasoned meat, lettuce, cukes, and what look to be stale fucking tortillas. You can make Americanized tacos with ground beef, a packet of seasoning, cheese, onion, olive, and tomato with some hot sauce and they'd be miles better. You can poach and shred some chicken and simmer it in stock with garlic, chiles, and onion and then roast to crisp them up and serve with more onion, cilantro and hot sauce. Cube and sautee some decent fish and serve those with a mango jalapeno salsa. There are so many varieties that are all better than the lazy shit you just witnessed.

>>11815937
Hard maple will not ignite from a 375 degree baking sheet.

>>11815927
There literally is no mid level housing in the UK. The government banned suburban development after WW2. There's only government subsidized apartment blocs or large traditional manor houses.

>>11815932
How is this upsetting?

>>11814149
it's just a prank bro

>>11815949
What's average rent on one of them gub'ment apartments?

>>11815945
>cukes
I would like to know your location

>>11815973
Midwest US, though I picked that up from my grandparents. She was southern Baptist and my grandpa hailed from Pittsburg before moving to CA in his teens.

>>11815984
Ontario, Canada here. I also say cukes

>>11814341
I NEED TO SEE THIS

>>11815988

>>11815949
Stop baiting the burgers.

>>11815864
>Bacon

>>11815963
Depends on how close it is to a city center. They range from poorfag capable to nearly a million pounds a month for the flats in the center of London.

>>11815927
Based restaurant patrons fighting back against the "tipping establishment regimen"

>>11815864
What's wrong with this?

>>11815946
Not ignite, but you can definitely get charred marks on it.

>>11814050
I once swallowed a full heaped table (yes, table) spoon full of salt, because my mother had confused it with the sugar when she gave me my cough syrup. I thought it was the cough syrup that tasted so horribly bitter.

>>11816061
Yepp, lived a year in Iran and we'd always stop for Persian Pizza when staggering home at 5AM from a long night of drinking and fucking. As one does.

>>11815904
Holy shit the fact someone actually recorded this, watched it, and thought it was a good idea to publish it somewhere is terrifying.

A long time ago I saw a webm here on /ck/ of a guy who was making egg sandwich in some kind of street vendor's stall. It looked like that guy was literally surrounded by eggs and couldnt leave the stall until he has old them all. He was looking pretty surly too. Does anybody know what webm I am talking about? has anybody saved it?

>>11815932
Looks fine to me. This is how ghee is always made, isn't it?

>>11816136
It was literally referenced earlier in this very thread. It's also posted like every day here

>>11815049
Lol that's fucking brutal, but it ain't mexican for sure. In Mexico they just shove your face into the cake or, recently, they get a slice on a paper plate and then smash that into your face. It's a bit more economical and makes more sense when you get a nice cake.

>>11816010
It's true though.

>>11815904
woah
this is next level

>>11816061
Holy shit that's the saddest looking everything. Also, fucking broccoli on ramen?

>>11816104
A Boy Swallowed 15g of Table Salt. This Is What Happened to His Kidneys.

>>11815927
So, i'm mootxican.

I stayed at a hostel in a touristy town in Mexico, in Oaxaca state. I saw how a bunch of irish guys were trying to make their own burritos. It was a whole lot like this.

1. They were trying to get burrito tortillas in fucking southern mexico. You can only find these along the US border. We prefer multiple smaller tacos elsewhere.
2. Their rice was fucking porridge.
3. Their meat was unseasoned.
4. They ended up buying small flour tortillas which are PRETTY MUCH FUCKING RAW DOUGH AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FINISH COOKING AT HOME and were going to eat them that way. This I could not stand and, upon my insistence, I actually did that for them for them in a griddle.

They offered me some, I politely declined.

>>11816143
>>11815932
isnt that how you make clarified butter? also i think the "upsetting" thing is the fact you now need a power tool to get that shit off your pot.

>>11816170
I puked it all up again three minutes later.

>>11816061
>get drunk in Ireland
>eat a huge bowl of mashed potatoes and butter at 3am
this sounds incredibly good actually. I can't believe I've never tried it

>>11816196
Ghee is clarified butter. Well, a specific variation of it that's cooked longer than most clarified butter is, but yeah, pretty much the same thing.

>>11816185
This will kill you, right? you have some of the fattiest foods together all in way too much.

>>11816196
>isnt that how you make clarified butter?
yeah, that's what ghee is. Ghee is sometimes spiced ahead of time but it doesn't have to be

>>11816207
based

>>11816114
What's upsetting about this?

>>11816196
If you let the milk solids brown some of that shit is going to get into ghee, this is more like burned butter sauce than ghee.

>>11816227
Maybe not kill you, but you will feel rough afterwards

>>11816185
This is pretty disgusting and stupid

>>11814149
they just fucking keep going

>>11816061
As a BR monkey, no fucking eats acaraje after getting smashed, it's already messy enough as is. Pizza is the go to.

>>11816141
thats a big yolk

>>11814149
if this was a prank and not just some weird tradition of the area thats fucked

>>11816308
for you

>>11816055
Could do all that on the stove top for half the time and more flavor

>>11816311
>just eggs on mushy bread
not a great sandwich either

>>11815904
newfags dont know kay. god i hate this place

>>11815927
Really its the white women's fault this happened. Should have just left the tip with the waitress after you saw those fine basketball americans sitting across from you. really I wouldnt have tipped anyways because they sat us besides those apes instead of at one of the dozen other tables

>>11816061
is this upsetting because of the food or because its faggot buzzfeed

>>11816356
They list the ramen as "chicken/beef stock" which is bizarre. The best and most popular ramen is pork-based. Nevermind dropping raw broccoli into it.

That's one of many problems with this video. The poutine looks really mediocre as well. And no American would ever eat one slice of pizza.

>>11816369
>y list the ramen as "chicken/beef stock" which is bizarre. The best and most popular ramen is pork-based.
not really

>>11815963
Government subsidised housing is around $500, but there's not a massive amount of stock. Private rent is more like $1000, double that if it's within commuting distance to London. In the actual middle of london is going to be in the range of $10k - $100k.

>>11815866
America was a terrible mistake.

>>11816408
>UK
>$5000

>>11816415
I thought it would be helpful to translate into dollars.

>>11816408
Stop baiting Americans you retard

>>11816157
It's isn't though. After WWII was the period when suburbs really took off because thanks to reconstruction everyone took the chance to get the fuck out of the cities.

>>11816061
>that raw egg in the cold ramen broth

>>11816325
How does it make it any better that it's a tradition?

>>11816551
At least it's not just child abuse and afterwards he got a great big hug like they all did when it happened to them

>>11816563
exactly. you cant even scold a kid without it being abuse these days. grow some balls

>>11816532
It's probably not going to actually be cold, but nips eat raw eggs all the time. Eggs over there go through a much more thorough cleaning system just so they can eat eggs raw

>>11816185
>when white people take the avocado fad to the extreme

>>11814149
anyone who defends this video is unironically a nigger

>>11816563
Abuse is abuse whether it's tradition or not. A kid that age can't mentally process "it's just a prank, bro" no matter how much you hug him afterwards.

>>11815988
St Catharines by any chance?

>>11815866

>>11814067
>>11814221
>>11815515
>>11815838
>>11816643

>>11816308
4 u

>>11815927
honestly I wouldn't have even stayed long enough to tip for sitting me next to niggers when theres so many other tables open

>>11814149
>He doesn't even care about the eggs and slaps
>See him still trying to cut the fucking cake
>They mash the cake up
Finna Punish.

>>11815927
>2 black people do something wrong
>THE WHOLE RACE IS BAD

>>11816733
Ironic meme to accompany that post bro

>>11816733
More like 99%

>>11815927
She rubs her hands together like a Merchant after she does it

>>11815838
think of this webm the next time you eat cherry tomatos and then you will understand why I dont like them

>>11816775
Cherry tomatoes are not baby tomatoes

>>11816578
But that's wrong, egss in the US are washed, Japanese eggs are not. Japanese just aren't weird.boomers with a retarded FDA.

>>11816613
Dude, shut the fuck up and learn tk take a.joke. let me guess, you think spanking is "abuse" too?

>>11816810
Spanking isn't abuse, there's an entire category on most porn sites for it

>>11816061
How do they advocate against muh cultural appropriation and then go ahead and do this?

>>11816219
Easy-to-digest carbs are GOOD when you're smashed

>>11816733
true, only half are bad

>>11816774
Monkey see, monkey do.

>>11816831
It's not abuse in porn because both parties consent to it, you gigabrainlet. Forcibly hitting someone else when they clearly are not enjoying it is battery, and therefore child abuse.

>>11816871
Faggot. You dumb liberals think you can reason with children because you are children.

>>11816875
Faggot. You dumb boomers think you can abuse children because you're mentally handicapped.

>>11816871
So literally every kid gets abused then?

>>11816506
Learn what a greenbelt is. You literally cannot build outside of cities.

>>11816061
I don't believe for a second people don't just get a pizza or kebab globally. Except maybe asian countries and their noodles.

>>11816881
>literally every parent beats his or her children
Maybe in whatever flyover/3rd world shithole you live in, but in first world countries, people don't beat their fucking kids.

>>11814083
Aww, she got spooked.

>>11816887
Cheesy chips is a thing in Britain, and delicious when drunk. But it's chips (fries) with random cheddar grated on top and some ketchup, not this gay aioli nonsense

>>11816889
So what did your parents do when you threw a bratty little tantrum in oublic like I KNOW you did as a young child?

>>11816887
Not everyone is a Muslim you retard

>>11816889
Beating your kids isn't child abuse so long as you don't use a weapon and don't leave an open wound.
t. Works in a social crisis center.
Also I'm a roastie coastie, not a flyover. Try again.

>>11816903
>Beating your kids isn't child abuse

/ck. logic

>>11816903
This is objectively not true you fucking mongoloid. You don't work in a social crisis center.

>>11816867
im calling the cops

>>11816896
I never did that because I wasn't a retard. Maybe little boomer shits like you threw tantrums in public, but normal children don't when their parents teach them properly how to behave. Even then, beating them doesn't teach them what is right and wrong and only serves to turn them into retarded child-abusing boomers when they grow up, like yourself.

>>11816903
depends on the country, in the developed parts of the world it's illegal to beat your kid, and in the less developed places like france it's legal

>>11816903
Nice LARP, faggot

>>11816908
Oh but I do. And you're in fact the retard.

>>11816919
I'm 30 and as a little kid I threw a tantrum once in a while. My mom slapped me on the back of the calves, kneeled down smiling, and whispered "when we get home you are DEAD"

That's parenting, not abuse

>>11816903
>t. Works in a social crisis center
Where? In fucking Saudi Arabia? Get the fuck out of here nigger

>>11816925
>LARP
>live action role play
>live action
>on a text based website
Good job, retard.

>>11816061
>Germany
>Not also Doner Kebab
>England
>Not Kebab

>>11816931
Tristate metro area. I'm not getting any more specific than that.

>>11816928
Cope harder, boomer. Abused people often refuse to recognize that they were abused and will even defend the abuser. Thanks for proving my point.

>>11816932
>being this new

>>11816919
>teach them properly how to behave
This is the problem with liberals, they think they can reason with literal children. Maybe when they get to 7 or 8 but a 5 year old having a fit isn't going to listen to you EBIN LOGIC AND REASON.

>>11816867
hey, this comes from /o/, that was an amazing thread

>>11816947
If you let your child get to five years old without the ability to properly discuss their behaviour with a responsible adult, that says a lot more about your parenting than it does about your child

>>11816922
kek

>>11816947
You would be surprised how intelligent children can be when they aren't 80 IQ boomer kids. But if you absolutely must punish them for something, taking away toys or whatever is much more sensible that physically abusing them.

>>11814050
holy shit this is genuine comedy gold.

>>11816950
link me up famalam

>>11816952
You're right, I'll start reading Nietzsche to my toddler right away. That'll teach the little shit not to scream and roll on the floor when I don't buy him the latest plastic goo-gah.

>>11814062
I thought the carrot bit falling off the board was the funny part. they ruined it.

>>11816962
you'd have to go through archives, happened like a year ago if i remember correctly
a good reminder to never buy cars that were leased

>>11816960
Oh my god, young children literally have a diminished capacity to connect punishment to past actions. You don't have a fully formed sense of cause and effect until you're about 6. Taking away shit is more abusive than just hitting them when they scream because they think they're just being randomly punished.

>>11814221
but how does he get out of it?

>>11815866
>touching the beef patty with bare hands

>>11816867
Holy shit I'm dying

>>11816974
Are you literally fucking retarded? If you think that they can't connect punishment to past actions, how exactly do you think they will feel when you start beating them and they don't know what they did wrong? Holy fucking shit please tell me you're baiting and not actually braindead.

>>11816988
Pain is an IMMEDIATE deterrent. Having the punishment be swift, quick, and immediate will get your kids to associate inappropriate action with punishment far quicker than faggy nu-parenting methods than end up producing liberals like yourself.

>>11816994
HAHAHAHAHA so he really is retarded

>>11817000
>says the liberal trying to use logic and reason with literal toddlers.
People like you are why we're regressing as a society.

>>11816867
How does he get out without breaking the car?

>>11817000
not him, but you're just going
>ha ha ur a reterd XD so doomb
without providing any counter arguments

>>11817008
There's no point in arguing with retarded boomers like him. I have already made my points and he just denies them with no proof of his own and then spouts some pseudoscience bullshit about how he's totally justified in beating toddlers. You can't win against these people because no matter what you say they come up with another bullshit excuse or they'll just deny you point entirely without refuting it and assert that they are correct.

>>11817016
Wow so what sort of recourse would you have against people like him if the two of you entered into some sort of extreme disagreement? Some sort of violence maybe?

>>11817016
Kind of like... children?

>>11817016
>beating toddlers
there's a difference between giving a kid a black eye and a simple slap on the buttocks

>>11816883
The green belt isn't as big a deal as it is made out.
What the fuck do you think those new build estates full of Deano boxes are? They are suburbs. And that isn't going into your retarded statement that the only places to live ar either council houses or manor houses.

>>11817022
Yes. I think that sub 80 IQ individuals like that boomer should be rounded up and executed by the state for the betterment of society.

>>11817016
>You can't win against these people because no matter what you say they come up with another bullshit excuse or they'll just deny you point entirely without refuting it and assert that they are correct.
>but you can totally reason with children bro, I'm telling you, spanking is a barbaric boomer practice. You just need to break out the facts and logic when Little Jimmy starts screaming in the grocery store.

>>11817043
Yes, I am saying that boomers are dumber than children. I've had experience dealing with both and that is genuinely what I think.

>>11817035
But bro, why don't you just dunk on them with your facts and logic like you do with your kids?

>>11814062
He cut himself?

>>11817035
Wow, why do you hate black people so much dude?

>>11815179
Isn't that from India?

>>11817045
Oh so what you're saying is the older kids get the more I can hit them?

>>11816887
In NZ and Australia it's either Maccas or a steakncheese from the servo

>>11816969
https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15807586/#15807663
found it

>>11817047
Because boomers refuse to learn. You can shape children into functional adults with education and such, but you cannot teach a boomer anything. They will vehemently defend whatever sentiments lie within their addled brains, no matter how nonsensical. Boomers are just grown up babies with all the stupidity but none of the ability to improve.

>>11814050
>chinese
I dont wanna watch it. What happens to him?

>>11814062
+13 slash resistance
-30 cooking

>>11814149
wow why does this webm remind me of my childhood.

>>11817073
>You can shape children into functional adults
Obviously not kids like you

>>11817090
the gas stove explodes taking half of his face off
pretty ugly, but that's just regular chinese stuff for you

>>11817090
its a chinese meme of tasting over and over from the spoon while adding lye to the pot wondering why it hasnt killed him yet

>>11817099
Not an argument

>>11817090
nerve gas

>>11817090
His head gets crushed by a cement mixer truck

>>11817117
>>11817113
>>11814050
The fact that they're all being recorded makes me think it's some kind of meme.

>>11816185
california was a mistake

>>11816944
people started misusing the term "larp" here like last year, anyone who does it is new and a fucking retard

>>11817074
>breaking up instant ramen
This should be a capital crime

>>11817123
china is all about this weird fake shit and pretending its real

>>11816939
>gaslighting
Now THAT'S some good abuse right there.

>>11817074
My mother makes ramen the exact same way. Is this an old people thing?

>>11817137
>>11817137
>fake shit and pretending its real
I'm pretty sure everywhere on the planet does this.

>>11815866
>first scoop
okay interesting
>second scoop
why
youre just having mac&cheese with a burger lost somewhere in it
>adding more
oh come on its just a pile of slop now

>>11817123
It's called Bluetooth spoon

>>11817125
Can't be any grosser than flyover butterburgers.

>>11816141
ive got an identical utensil. my grampa got me it, its olive wood from italy

>>11816974
I wish my parents just took away my shit instead of beating me whenever I made a mistake, I probably wouldn't have a plethora of mental issues then

>>11817288
Something tells me otherwise

>>11817288
Nah bro trust me bro the psychological damage is totally worth it, best way to parent by far

>>11816378
>generally made from stock based on chicken or pork
>not beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URM04TnbIr4

>>11817324
Christ, seriously America?

>>11816871
>>11816877
This. Child abuse doesn't "toughen you up", it just breaks your brain and distances you from humanity (and potentially renders you a frogposter)

What "toughens you up" is novel and challenging life experiences--travel, outdoor activities, difficult tasks, illness, death, having to talk on the phone, heartbreak, difficult conversations, adult responsibilities--things most 4chan users still haven't mastered

>>11817324
>dyer
Gruesomely appropriate name.

>>11816903
>roastie coastie
I don't even know what you're trying to larp as, but fuck off. Getting beaten as a kid has been overwhelmingly proven to cause mental illness and make you a weaker and less capable adult, more prone to antisocial and addictive behavior, etc. Sorry it happened to you but it's still wrong.

>>11816932
You best start believin' in cringe compilations, boy

>>11816867
jesus fucking christ

>>11817066
nice
ty anon

>>11817332
Disciplining bad behavior isn't child abuse, you mongoloid. That's like saying putting a criminal in prison is kidnapping.

>>11817049
No, the orange is from the carrot

>>11817341
>Getting beaten as a kid has been overwhelmingly proven to cause mental illness
In that case your parents must have whipped you senseless.

>all these zoomers who think spankings are (((abuse)))
Holy shit, what a bunch of pansy ass faggots. I used to get whipped with a belt.

>>11817090
don't mix oil and water anon!

>>11817113
This guy doesn't sell it nearly as well as OP does. OP had excellent comic timing and delivery. This guy's just meming

>>11817090
Nothing special. The pan flares up in fire, but he doesn't get burned or anything.

>>11817341
>beaten
>beaten
>beaten
You niggers keep using words without knowing their meaning. Spanking your kid to get him to stop throwing shit in Stop and Shop because you wouldn't buy him Sugar Smacks isn't a fucking beating. If I wanted to give a kid a beating I'd whip out the grandma-nator 9000

>>11816104

Why was there sugar/salt involved with cough syrup at all?


>>11816170

ChubbyEmu-fan? My nigga.

>>11817360
Oh that makes it cool then.

>>11817360
I can tell by your post you have your shit together and it didn't turn you into a whiny, easily triggered imbecile

>>11816249

Looks repulsive, I guess?

Define "upsetting".

>>11817360
What can I tell ya, man. Zoomers really are the snowflake generation. Damn shame. I only hope I'm dead and gone before these phonezombies take over. Unironically.

>>11817380
The post >>11817341 was responding to literally used the word "beaten", you idiot

>>11817393
I really don't care what some coasty liberal thinks.

>>11816141
sure this looks like the correct size pan for a gigant egg

>>11816733
if you leave a cash tip out on the table near blacks you are essentially stiffing your waitor

>>11817388
lol this rules

>>11817386
He's probably more functional than someone who tries to reason with a crying toddler.

>>11817360
>I used to get abused
>Therefore I will continue the cycle by abusing my kids
Flawless boomer logic

>>11817400
>reason with a crying toddler.
You make a good point, I'll try to engage with /pol/tards less

>>11817403
Discipline isn't abuse, you special snowflake. We've been over this. For someone who is convinced they can FACT AND LOGIC a child out of a tantrum you sure are dull yourself.

>>11817406
What's a /pol/? Why are you bringing it up?

>>11817382
This but unironically

>>11816733
Tranny discord up in /ck/ now? Wew lads.

>>11816810
Per def abuse, you mong.

>>11817105
>adding lye to the pot
I thought it was salt. Why would they be adding lye?

>>11817407
>child abuse and beatings are necessary for discipline
Could you /pol/tard sado-masochists keep it in your circlejerk on the 4chan porn site?

>>11816932
hownewru

>>11817408
What's wrong with Gordon's side knife tap?

>>11817419
Dude, WHAT is a /pol/?!

Why am I still posting webm's when this is clearly now a child abuse thread wtf?

>>11816887
I don't even Japan gets ramen most often when drunk. Whenever we were drinking over there it was always yakitori while drinking and nikuman on the way home

>>11817422
>not a serrated knife

so close

Unironically you zoomers all have mental problem because you grew up with your face in a screen 24/7, not because your mum whapped your bum once when you were seven. Parents smacked their kids for literally the entirety of human history and it has only been in the past 30 years that the snowflake generation and all the problem associated with it has emerged. Stop blaming your failures on the fact that your parents had the balls to discipline you.

>>11817436
>coo/k/ing

>>11817324
>100 year old grease
jeez and here I was worried about using my grease for more than a month.

>>11817419
Hey, tranny.

>>11817414
Speak English, nigger.

>>11817447
I think it's more the approach taken on mental health.
I was depressed when my fiance died and my doctor put me on a medical benefit and anti-depressants. I stayed like that for months until one day I went to the doctor and he was away, his dad was filling in for him.
He told me to stop moping around and go out and get a job, stop feeling sorry for myself and do something. He took me off the pills and I went and got a job and was on my feet again in under a month.

>>11814149
How does he get out without smashing the cake?

>>11817324
The number of times they said grease in this fucking video reminds me of that horror manga where the girl lives above a restuarant with her father and brother and slowly descends into madness because of the excessive grease and it ends with her father killing her brother and then literally bleeding grease because he became the grease. Anyone know what I'm talling about?

>>11817448
The problem is they got it way too fucking hot. They shouldn't have built a fire around it they should have just shoveled hot coals on top for a few hours.

>>11817262
>butterburger
jesus christ i thought you were kidding
wtf wisconsin

>>11817407
>being such a shit parent your kids throw tantrums
kek

>>11817461
>I went to the doctor and he was away, his dad was filling in for him
What kind of fucking slapdash operation were they running? That's like asking my fucking sister to fill in for me in court during the middle of a trial.

>>11817503
Well his dad was also a Doctor and it was a private practice

>>11817504
Never had kids, huh?

>>11817456
What part made you stumble? The "def"? Short for definition. Pretty common.

>>11817448
...ja/ck/?

>>11817504
What chance does a kid have if his parents have so little emotional control that they have to resort to violence?

>>11817511
All of my 3 younger siblings respected my dad's word as the end of a conversation and he never laid a hand on us. The only kids I see having tantrums in public belong to poor people and niggers.

>>11815866
If that had stopped at the first scoop it would have been passable. But no, lets just keep dumping this shit out. Made sure to do that slow drizzle and off-screen sprinkle for extra art points too.

>>11817461
Sounds like you should never have been on SSRIs in the first place. Worse than placebo unless you're clinically depressed (like 25+ MADRS).

>>11817422
Jesus christ do you want some cake with your frosting?

>>11816308
for (you)

This thread is garbage, please stop posting in it. Sage goes in all fields

>>11817447
People have been calling the next generation coddled whiners who spend too much time consuming media for thousands of years. Stop blaming your bitterness on the fact that history had the temerity to leave you behind.

>>11817542
I'm 25. I just recognized that this is the end.

>>11817524
And yet here you are shitposting on 4chan on a Saturday night. Your dad should have hit you.

>>11817004
kek

>>11817414
Literally not abuse in a legal nor ethical sense.

>>11817447
Husbands beat misbehaving wives for most of human history too, by the way. Do with this what you will.

>>11817564
And?

>>11817577
I already said do with it what you will, retard. Did daddy knock all your brain cells out when you drew on the wall as a four year old?

>>11817542
Honestly mate, it's not. Everyone paying attention to the world around them thinks that, hence the long history of people shitting themselves about how awful the kids these days are, but eventually you realise it's just the exact same shitshow it's always been, children are stupid, but you were too.

I love how the boomer anon keeps getting BTFO by every response but he's still defending child abuse with "muh dad did it to me so it's okay"

>>11817585
no he just touched my pp lots and made some white stuff come out. It made me feel weird and hot.

Fucking misreply.

>>11817554
Honestly mate, it's not. Everyone paying attention to the world around them thinks that, hence the long history of people shitting themselves about how awful the kids these days are, but eventually you realise it's just the exact same shitshow it's always been, children are stupid, but you were too.

>>11817609
>I don't have an argument so I'm not actually going to reply to any posts but I'm going to pretend like I won the argument anyway

>>11817616
It's different this time, anon. The computer revolution was a real paradigm shift; a true Pandora's box and we obviously haven't found any hope in the bottom. I give us until 2065.

>>11817483
Classic Junji Ito

>>11814149
Just roll him in bread crumbs and into the deep fryer.

>>11817644
kek

>>11817388
>No tomato
Also, would you eat her poo?

>>11817630
Absolutely, I'll agree it's different, but not that it's anything to lay at the feet of the kids these days. The computer revolution is crushing previously effective social structures and systems across every generation. We need to make a serious effort to deal with it, and shitting on kids for being a product of their environment is not going to help.

>>11816887
In Chile we eat sandwiches or fries with cheese egg chorizo etc

>>11816114
>m2f reassignment surgery.webm

>>11816061
>brazil
>acaraje
>a food that you can only find in the niggerest of the 27 states

This is another reason I hate shitzfeed.

We eat hotdogs here in brazil. But not the gay american ones. The HUE version.

>>11815927
Wow so subtle and sneaky.

>>11816922
*eats water-chicken legs sautéed with garlic and parsley*
I can't disagree.

>>11816994
You're sure you aren't confusing with teaching dogs not to piss in the house?

>>11817090
Don't listen to the trolls. The vid is perfectly safe.
Go on, click it. You're gonna love it.

>>11817846
Behavioral conditioning is similiar across all mammalian species.

>>11817436
based cops

>>11817422

>>11816255
She'll make a great wife for some lucky guy.

>>11815932
Loo here, fukin love ghee

>>11816810
You are not fit to be responsible for a child

>>11814083
Has anyone ever defeated the Turkish ice cream man?

>>11816061
>haha yeah look at all this drunk food we made on 2x speed that degenerates around the world eat after a night of substance abuse fellow young people, isn't it just so cool to get wasted?!
why is buzzfeed so cringe?

>>11818845
>Cringy douche calls someone who has a job cringy

>>11817090

He gets salty

>>11817063
I actually live in NZ and you're correct, but there's a lot of kebab places on Queen street too

>>11816061
>persian pizza

???

>>11817436
as a straight male Ive never had such odd feelings from a video