/ck/ - Food & Cooking

jesus fucking christ just cut the brownies and eat them. what kind of autist lets them sit for 2 hours? the best part is eating them hot

Dunk them in milk retard

yes it will shatter
also, why the fuck would you give kids going to bed brownies?

>>11842881
>they're like talking about a metal pan right?
yes
>I mean if I throw a 350ºF glass pan in ice water (or even room temp probably) it's going to explode right?
yes

>thoughts?
if you really want to eat a piece right away then you can cut a brownie out and put it in the freezer for a few minutes to cool. but glassware can explode even just from putting it on a wet countertop, so definitely don't put it in ice water.

>>11842881
Please do this.

I mean this is an experiment that needs to be done. Worst that happens is brownies not ready for bedtime. Breakfast!

>Parent of the year

>>11842881
>What is a freezer?
Dumbfuck

>>11842900
Small and packed with frozen foods.

>>11842896
dessert?

>>11842897
thanks bruh, sliced with a hot knife as clean as possible, moved to bowls and wedged in freezer.

>>11842888
the lava in my tummy says you're not wrong. I mean the bits that fall off when hot cutting, what are you going to do. all is fair if the kids dont' catch you right?

Eating sugary things before going to bed is a terrible idea as they will struggle to sleep. Chocolate has the reputation of giving people nightmares for some reason and my gf says it's true. Not experienced that myself.
Don't be a retard, give the brownies to the kids tomorrow morning.

>>11842939
>Small and packed with frozen foods.
Take them the fuck out for 10 minutes, you dumbfuck. They're out of the freezer for longer than that on the way home from the store.

>>11842946
>give the brownies to the kids tomorrow morning.
definitely doing this. I mean also. Definitely also giving them brownies in the morning.

>>11842969
what a bizarre thread

>>11842978
parenting is a continual joy

>>11842969
Don't forget to give them cake and mcchickens every day, we wouldn't want them to grow up healthy and fit.

>>11843035
you're dead inside aren't you?

>>11842969
> brownies in the morning.
Forget for a minute that he's a serial rapist (*) and google up Cosby's 'chocolate cake for breakfast.' One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

(*) or don't. It's your life.

i want to have kids and bake brownies with them bros

>>11843049
I mean it's eggs and milk right?

>>11843043
nah, I just have been going
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
in my head 24/7 for the last 5 years. it's almost like a tulpa.

>>11842939
>all is fair if the kids dont' catch you right?
please tell me this thread is elaborate shitposting

>>11843065
>please tell me this thread is elaborate shitposting
As opposed to the multitude of threads that aren't shitposts?

>>11843065
dude I live off their fucking leftovers. dinner was a gutted hotdog bun and some hard cheese I microwaved for 20 seconds. I'm sure as shit going to eat the hot brownie chunks that fall off during cutting.

>>11843078
*hardened cheese, I mean it was melted colby jack originally

>>11842946
>Chocolate=nightmares
Gonna try this out. Its been awhile since I have had any emotions. Some fear oughta give my life some zest

>>11842881
Chocolate has caffeine in it, doesn't it? I wouldn't give it to kids going to bed.

>>11842881
If you come to my thread. I made some niiiiiiice butter for your next batch.

>>11843155
this is correct. Sugar does not make children hyperactive, that is a myth that scientists have debunked over and over. It's the caffeine in chocolate that makes children sperg out, but people mistakenly attribute it to the sugar

>>11842881
I was thinking about baking some brownies myself but I don't have any deep dish pans for baking.
Would a cast iron pan work?

OP you should have taken the brownies out of the oven hot, put a section in a bowl and put a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. Shit is FIRE! There was a restaurant that did this when I was a kid. It was called a Mississippi mud pie. Was my favorite but not from the south. Just posting this for obesity and prosperity

>>11843239
Yeah it will. Put it into the oven as it preheats. If you've seasoned the pan well, the heat will keep it from sticking

>>11843060
>Screaming tulpa.
Oh god what did you do wrong?

>>11843145
I enjoy nighttime existential dread too, godspeed anon. Apparently anything above two squares of chocolate makes the magic happen, no need to become a fatass.

>>11842881
Why the fuck would you give kids chocolate and sugar before bed

you're a retard