/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11843270
I know what you're doing and just stop.

Lol 90's kids know!

>>11843270


Best pizza

>>11843270
Nice, you got the slogan right and everything. Nothing to see here.

Posting

>>11843270
Are you sure it's not 'Pizza Pizza'

>>11843270
i got an extra asbestos for lunch today was ok i guess

>>11843297
No its piece of Pizza you have to listen closely

The pizza portal is the best thing ever, Order on my phone before I get in my car, it's already done by the time I get there so I just walk in type three numbers and leave with my pizza having zero human contact.

>>11843270
no he says pizza pizza

>>11843330
You sir or ma'am are incorrect

>>11843270
wa la

>>11843297
As sure as your mom is a faggot, slut

>>11843270
Why didn't the Noid ever bother this guy?

>>11843463
Noid was too low on the hierarchy.

little ceasars is my fav poor man's pizza. it's delish fresh and it becomes different, and still delish, pizza when reheated.

>>11843490
I prefer cold over reheated but to each his own

>>11843270
>all the little Caesars near me went out of business
Feels bad. Also their crazy bread is ass

>>11843522
Does that mean their crazy bread doesn't taste good? I can never keep up with the latest inverted negatives, so it's hard to be sure.

>>11843270
piece of shit

>>11843270
He literally says Pizza Pizza not Piece A Pizza.

>>11843568
No he says "Pizza, piece o'"

>>11843270
>>11843297
>>11843330
"The company is famous for its advertising catchphrase, "Pizza! Pizza!" which was introduced in 1979."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Caesars

>>11843575
>imagine being this retarded
See
>>11843576

>>11843578
>wikipedia
>credible
all of you are wrong anyway, he literally says Pizza Please-ah

I noticed they raised the price of the thin crust pepperoni by a dollar recently. It's only that pizza, too.

>Pete's Pizza

>>11843580
The fucking ignorance in this thread is astonishing.
He says "Pizza Peso," to commemorate the undocumented Mexican kitchen workers. Educate yourselves for once, christ.

>>11843576
Wikipedia is a shithole with insane mods who ban anybody that strays from their worldview. Notice how the article provides no source for that particular line. Never trust a single thing on Wikipedia without an external source.

>>11843597
/thread

>>11843369
Whores d'vorce

>>11843594
This makes the most sense, especially if the Little Caesar is named Pete

>>11843270
Piss a Pizza

>>11843330
No, it's peace or pizza.

>>11843576
>The book i wrote agrees with me, and books never have bad information!

>>11844298
this post is pure autism

>>11843270
soda speak

>>11843576
Bruh...anyone who's been on the internet long enough knows that everything on Wikipedia is a load of bullshit.

Despite all the "info" they gather throughout the web, the fact they think Bang's is called Barq's is enough to make my blood boil: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barq's

>>11845095
that's really so funny and you're very funny for posting that

fucking dweeb lmao

>>11845101
Don't mind me, I'm just tryin to state the facts here

>>11843689
i choose pizza

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>11845147
BASTE

>>11845090
What?

>>11843270
>another fast food thread

>>11843270
i taught my boomer mom to use a mouse. she didn't understand the concept of double click. i told her to double click to the tune of "pizza pizza". to this day, when she double clicks on something, she says "pizza pizza"

>>11846979
based good son

>>11846993
KEK
when i visit my parents, i check their browsing history
i can tell who's searching for what
>mom: cake decorating ideas. barbie doll clothes patterns. casserole recipes
>dad: biker girls. biker girls with big tits. slutty biker girls. biker girls doing biker girls

>>11846904
based pyjama poster

>>11843463
because standard protocol in those days was to avoid the noid.

It's "Peace o' Pizza", a clever allusion to the Pax Romana, which ties into their mascot.

>>11843270
Pizza pizza 100% get out fake news

little caesars sold double pizzas back before they could only be found in Kmarts.
King caesar also had two pizzas on his spear that would flip when he slammed his spear to the ground.
it is and always was pizza pizza

>tfw they brought back the pretzel pizza
gonna have a good day weekend

>>11847013
Based biker girl fetish

>>11846900
"so to speak"

Even if anybody had legitimately misheard the mascot, which absolutely nobody has, nobody says "piece of pizza." A part of a pizza is always referred to as a fucking slice.

>>11847370
stop making sense

What is the better deal? $5 hot and ready pizza or deep dish?

>>11843303
do asbestos you can

>>11843270
When I was a kid I thought the pizza on his stick was a breadstick instead of a nearly whole pizza drawn in a different perspective.

>>11848044
classic deep dish and some garic parm wings and a cup of sauce on the side to dip the crust of the edge pieces

>>11847370
When I have a pizza everybody I know says "can I have a piece"?

>>11848098
bullshit asshole when you have a pizza you're alone in your room with a dirty sock on your cock

I always thought it was "Peas on Pizza"...
That's still the only one that makes sense to me.

>>11843270
Isn't it "pizza piss up"?

>>11848044
$5 hot and ready with one extra topping so its fresh

>>11848186
Also, the Greeks are known for their peas. Some Greek goddess blessed them with peas or something.

>>11843463
Do you not see the spear he's holding? Now, replace that pizza with the Noid's head.

>>11847317
Thanks that one actually got me.

>>11848044
Get two hot and readys. One for now one for later.

>>11843270
For me it's Little Augustus

>>11845095
>Bang's Rootbeer