/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11879091
very interesting

stupid

I like that /ck/ wastes food for shit threads, makes the autism really pop.

>>11879091
that's literally 3000 calories on that plate

>>11879124
It's genuinely delicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZlc0eiRBA

>>11879135
you're an idiot

>>11879135

>Mukbang

People who do this must be arrested

>>11879131
South America is home to 3402 species of birds, more than any other continent in the world.

What the fuck is your point here, Randy Retardo?

>>11879212
>Stop liking what I don’t like
Autism confirmed.

>>11880212

Just go get fat

>>11879091
The next thing to be big, rather.

>>11879091
Nutella is soooo mainstream.

Rainbow cheese is now in.

>>11879135
fuckin gross man

>>11879091
Not even I'm autistic enough for that

>>11881395
Indeed. Get on our level, OP.

>>11881490

>>11879091
TOp based and redpilled

>>11879091

Not enough sweet pasta dishes in the whurl. Them kikes keeping it all to theyselves.

>>11881490
Everytime I look at this grilled cheese I can’t help but imagine that it must taste like chemicals or something

>>11881490
You should try these gay buns. It's like a thousand dicks in you mouth all at once.

>>11881490
Boy will you eat what's coming.

>>11881532
Oh I have, girlfriend! You should try this rainbow, fair trade, carbon neutral, rainbow pizza.

>>11879135
Why do people like ASMR? It's extremely obnoxious and feels like someone is raping your ear

Chocolate sweet lasagna is the next big thing in gourmet cuisine, just so you know.

>>11881532
disgusting if that's just food coloring, if not I'd try it.

>>11881544
raw onions. whoever made this needs to burn in hell.

>>11879091
How fucking low can you get to put nutella on pasta?

>>11882055

Speaks to the reptilian brain, going all the way back to fetal development and your infancy, when your mother spoke in docid, soft tones to you, doted on you and provided for your everything. My mother was a violent and neglectful piece of shit, even when I was an infant. That's why I can't stand ASMR. My mother would sit on me and punch me in the face while singing softly about how much she loved me. Also in French, Frère Jacques being her favorite song to sing.

>>11882055
Do you actually experience the autonomous sensory meridian response, or "tingles" as they are termed in the vernacular? It's experienced more in the spine than the ear, and feels very nice. That particular video didn't actually do it for me, mind you. I've never gotten it from an eating video.

>>11882139

>My mother would sit on me and punch me in the face while singing softly about how much she loved me.

>>11882139
>>11882152
I don't know. I have a loving mother. Always wants the best for me so she probably didn't "abuse me" during the womb time. I never feel comfort hearing ASMR's Just really uncomfortable.

>>11882088
Americans are really fucking with lasagna. I've been to a restaurant that serves "italian nachos" which are fried lasagna noodles covered in the sort of thing you would expect

>>11882202
Do you have friends? I suspect the feeling for me is from the simulation of deep human connection, which I don't get in real life. The tingles are also more a sense of anticipation than comfort. They are poorly defined and not scientifically understood. Some consider it a myth and a placebo, but I expect they're all people who have never experienced it. Like those people who can never see the picture in a Magic Eye.

>>11879135
fucking kill yourself

>>11879135
Of course it's an instagram thot begging for attention

>>11879127
this. also i popped a sweet boner