/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I want Claire to spread her big meaty ass cheeks apart, letting the crust-lined ooze filling her asscrack pull apart like fine mozzarella cheese, the dull slick yellow-brown watery film dripping from the sticky strands as the ass cheeks part. Then I want to see her squeeze as hard as she can, a vein popping in her sweaty forehead as her reddened, stinging, wrinkly asshole opens up to reveal a huge, grotesque, steaming grey-brown shitlog, each crack along its surface spewing out the rancid, putrid fumes from her colon, the last evidence of her clearly superior BA test kitchen meal, squeezing out all 11 and a half inches of the meaty poop-fetus onto a plate and shattering it, just shattering it into a million pieces as the heavy load of crap smashes into it. Bon Appetit.

it's like god sent her to tell us that sometimes things are fat middle aged dumpy cunts that Brad can sometimes skeet in when times are tough

>>11906880
its like a japanese anime
brad sees claire as a little sister and claire just wants to make little brads with bigger noses and jet black hair

>>11906889
that will be a great day once brad realizes how things should be

>>11906900
one day the ba youtube channel will be gone and it'll be a week before someone finds the article and posts it on /ck/
claire snapped and raped brad and then brad jumped off the building
9 months later she'll give birth in jail to twins and the babies will immediately go up for adoption

>>11906906
Can we adopt them collectively as /ck/?

>>11906911
no but /ck/ will be Twix's godparent in some esoteric sense

Oh look, it's the daily ba shill waifu thread.

>>11906906
>man gets aroused enough to get erect and bust inside
>"it was rape"

stop

>>11906922
maybe if she stopped uploading i'd stop posting

>>11906923
> She basically raped him the moment she laid eyes on him. She's GUILTY!!!

t.liberal.feminist.logic.reversed

What do you think happened to have her leave BA, only to come back like 2 months later? Really weird shit.

>>11906879
Imagine the SMELL bros

>tfw Claire reverse creams you

>>11907082
Negotiating wage or she did try to start a business/go to another company and it didn't work out

I'm betting on wage negotiation

>>11906874
ugly af please delete

>>11907097
braaaap petit

>>11906874
>reverse cream
>Beat it until it's light
FUCKKK

>>11907258
Do you think Mike watches comfy cooking videos? Is Mike a good cook?

Is there a BA test kitchen tier list?

God tier: Brad

Waifu tier: Claire

Absolutely bugmen tier: everyone else

>>11907964
God tier: Brad
Waifu tier: Claire
Top tier: Vinny
Not even worth mentioning tier: Everyone else

>>11907964
God Tier: Brad n Vincenzo

Waifu tier: Claire and Molly

Okay tier: Chris

Shit tier: Andy, Carla and the punjabi bitch

>>11909179
t. "Hindu Nationalist" poojit

>>11907964
God tier: Claire and Molly
Top tier: Brad and Chris
Shit tier: Everyone else

This was the most underwhelming cake recipe that I have seen in quite some time. Thanks for wasting 13 minutes of my life.

>>11906923
Women often have orgasms when they are raped. Does that mean all charges should be dropped against the attacker? The human sexual response is not really controllable

>>11907964
God: Brad, Claire

Good: Andy, Carla, Rick, Adam

Meh: Molly, Chris, Priya,

God no: Alex, Amiel

Brad's videos are so wholesome and we do not deserve him

>>11906879
delet this and get out of here, stalker