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Ate McDonald’s for all three meals again.

>> No.11908630

>>11908619
Fuck dude I only had one meal and I'm still full
How did you manage three?
What did you eat?

>> No.11908638
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>>11908619
You're doing Gods work, anon.

>> No.11908643

>>11908619
Protip: don't eat breakfast and you won't be hungry for a big lunch.

>> No.11908644

>>11908619

tomorrow skip the diet cola and ask for the bleach

>> No.11908651

>>11908644
Make it a bleach Zero, tastes just like the real thing.

>> No.11908664

>>11908630
For breakfast: Egg McMuffin, Big Breakfast with Hot Cakes and a Caramel Macchiato.
Lunch: 1 McChicken, 1 McDouble, large fries, large Diet Coke
Dinner: 1 BigMac, 1 Filet-o-Fish, large fries, large Diet Coke, 2 apple pies

>> No.11908667
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>>11908619
What did you have for each meal?

>> No.11908701
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>>11908664
>5130 calories
>241g fat
>79g saturated fat
>584g carbs
>156g protein
>7050mg sodium
>146g sugar
>35g fiber

>> No.11908706

>>11908619
Chin(s) up, anon. You can get it together. No need to feel ashamed. I've been there

>> No.11908709

>>11908664
Who hurt you

>> No.11908710
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>>11908664
woah thats fucked

>> No.11908748

>>11908709
That’s a reddit thing to say

>> No.11908759

>>11908701
I’m trying to put on mass

>> No.11908770
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>>11908759
Are they hiring for a new moon or something?

>> No.11908849

>>11908664
>over 5k calories in 1 day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
thats like 3x more than your average person

>> No.11908862

>>11908619
No you're just a mobileshitter that craves attention and the dopamine release when you get a (You)

>> No.11908866
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>>11908759
Holy shit anon don't do that.
There's only so much lean mass the body can put during a day (implying you lift). Eat a small surplus over your TDEE, around 10% or 20%. Eating 6000 calories or 4000 won't make you bigger only fatter. Eat around 500+ calories over your TDEE and you'll be fine. Eating that much is just bullshit and won't make you bigger faster.

>> No.11908952

>>11908664
>2 apple pies
an apple a day keeps the doctor away anon

>> No.11909090

>>11908866
Nah, he'll get bigger faster alright

>> No.11909126

>>11908862
>>>/r9k/

>> No.11909136

>>11908619
Why?

>> No.11909246

>>11909136
It’s convenient and the most nutritious food in the history of humanity

>> No.11909250

>>11909246
Don't you dare post that screencap.

>> No.11909256

>>11909246
Kill yourself.

>> No.11909367

Wow mom look the based guy is back on /ck/ !

>> No.11909384

>>11908664
get rid of the big breakfast, the fries, the macchiato, the big mac and the pies and it's decent. just add in some frozen vegetables and maybe another mcdouble plain

>> No.11909405

>>11908664
Ungh baby. Let me see your belly big boy

>> No.11909410

>>11909405
only if youre gay btw

>> No.11909429

>>11909410
I am a bi dude that just wants to rub big bellies. Is that so wrong?

>> No.11909437

>>11908866
You may not like it, but this is what the peak male body looks like

>> No.11909448
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>>11909405
I'm ashamed of myself

>> No.11909460

>>11909448
>reverse image search
>0 results
get help

>> No.11909470

>>11909448
Okay, I know what I am wanking to tonight! I love the soda can dogtags too. Fuck that is hot

>> No.11909471

>>11909460
do you know anyone that can help me

>> No.11909474

>>11908664
Damn you didn't even get anything good
Pro-tip: Buttermilk crispy tenders and Bacon smokehouse buttermilk crispy chicken sandwhich

>> No.11909477

>>11909471
go to a doctor that can recommend you a specialist. other than that, it's all on you. reevaluate your life choices and stop eating maccas 3 times a day

>> No.11909482

>>11909460
Lmao have you not seen that image before? It's not him. Idk why it's not on google but it's been posted here for a while.

>> No.11909483

>>11909477
>reevaluate your life choices
That’s for women and the gays

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>>11909448
An adequate beginning

>> No.11909509
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>>11909448

>> No.11909536

>>11909448
>be white
>have brown nips

>> No.11909548

>>11909536
The fuck color are your weird nips?

>> No.11909552

>>11909548
I was talking about the pic not me

>> No.11909570

>>11909552
Yeah. You seem to think it weird his nips are brown. That is a normal nip color. What color are your damn nips?

>> No.11909626

>>11909570
Pink obviously, you filthy mutt.

>> No.11909644

>>11909626
Seems pretty weird to me bro. I don't know anyone with pink nips

>> No.11909676

>>11908664
BASED BLOATMAXXER
Literally the dirtiest bulk ever.

>> No.11909680

>>11909644
Thats because you're a mutt and so are your friends.
Pink is normal for actual white people.

>> No.11909753

>>11909460
Look at the filename you idiot

>> No.11909774

>>11909680
Doesn't sound right to be honest bro. I think you have something wrong with you

>> No.11909780

>>11908770
based

>> No.11909811
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>>11909448
time for dat TLC money baby!!!

have all the big macs you can ever imagine!

>> No.11909859

>>11909448
wanna punch that big fucking dunn in the exact same spot until my fists are raw and i pass out from exhaustion

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>>11908770

>> No.11910551

>>11908664
>large Diet coke
>large Diet coke

you're doing fine sweaty ;^)

>> No.11910561

>>11908664
I'm mostly disgusted by the diet cokes. That shit is vile.

>> No.11910602

>>11908664
>diet coke

>> No.11910765

>>11908866

Then where do the excess calories go? They have to go somewhere.

>> No.11910796

>>11910765
>Then where do the excess calories go?
Poop.

>> No.11910933

>>11910765
Fat store.

>> No.11910982

This is why I just hide all wojack/pepe threads

>> No.11911033

>>11909505
based

>> No.11911040

>>11908770
Underrated post

>> No.11911737

>>11908849
>5k Calories
>thats like 3x more than your average person
Fucking where?