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>Dad dips all his vegetables in mayonnaise

>> No.11916152
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>>11916129
Try to at least talk him into trying this

>> No.11917103

What are some better dips

>> No.11917130

>>11917103
Hummus

>> No.11917132

>>11916129
>Family dips all their vegetables in soybean oil

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>>11916129
bro it's ok, it's keto

>> No.11917352

>>11916129
He secretly longs for semen (because mayonnaise looks and tastes like semen).
Sorry, but you dad is a closet homo. Better tell mum.

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>>11917352
how do you know what semen tastes like anon, is there something you want to tell us

>> No.11917526

>>11917103
quinky sauce

>> No.11918699

>>11917385
Any man who has never tasted his own semen is far too unadventurous for real life and is better off dead.

>> No.11918778

>>11916152
>yumyum sauce
what if you don't want him to think you are gay?

>> No.11919713

>>11918699
>coping mechanism
the wretch

>> No.11919716

>>11917352
Mayonnaise tastes nothing like semen

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>listening to your father eat

>> No.11919742

And what exactly do you think ranch, blue cheese, thousand island and spinach/dill dip are? All either mayo or a mix of mayo and sour cream.

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>>11917385
I know how to suck a mean cock because I practiced on my self for years. I’m no stranger to cocks shooting ropes of cum down my throat, let alone my own cum.