/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11919004
YAAAAAAAAAYY HI PATTI

>>11919004
Fucking söycuck Reddit faggot who bumps his own thread pretending to be other people. GTFO you fucking soyboy FAGGOT

>>11919010
:)

gotta do some dishes and got proper dickered and decide what imma do so imma drop this 'za on ya from the other day

was a frozen dough ball i had

>>11919004
>Dumb Reddit cat-blog
Kill yourself nu-male

>kitters and cookin and dickered OH MY

Will you fuck off and die?

>>11919004
I always think of the "soyboy" meme whenever I read this faggots posts

https://youtu.be/LhWDRsv9t5s

heated on the stove first usually dont do cast iron pizza

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>>11919020
i appreciate your enthusiasm kek

>>11919004
I hope the government locks up this incel and throws away the fucking key

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>>11919020
>complaining about whiskey, fine ass patti and pudding snacks
gay as fuck
I bet your genitals smell like poop

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>>11919020
Unbased and cringepilled.
OP and Patti are based.

>>11919004
Dumb niggerposter

>a wild bush patti appears

>>11919024
Based and kekpilled.

>>11919004
>Avatar or signature use
This window will close in three seconds

Fucking faggot Reddit-tier soyboy

>>11919004
>It's a Patti thread
YAAAASSSSS xD

>>11919038
That looks very tasteful, op.

Sage

YYYAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

MUH KITTERS!!!!

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>>11919044
you really are an insufferable faggot desu

>>11919047
SLAYYY!>>11919046

>>11919004
YASSSSS QUEEEEN PATTI IS SO BEAUTIFUL MUH KITTT
POST MOAR KITTERS NOW

>>11919041
was pretty dank m8

>>11919004
I really hope somebody beats this faggot cuck to death one day

>>11919004
Based nu-male faggot cat lady

>>11919052
>>11919055
Eventually you'll get tired or bored and hopefully banned, all your posts will be gone and OP's thread will continue to be decent OC as always.

Found op

it's amusing how all the soyspammer's posts are a minute apart almost exactly, like he's very bad at pretending to be different people or something

>>11919059
Fuck me. You don’t actually think these threads are decent do you? Lmao

>>11919004
Fucking fag

>>11919004
This is 4chan not reddit

Samefags everywhere

>>11919004
STOP POSTING HERE

>>11919004
Fuck off already.youre killing this board

>>11919075
This is /ck/ not /lbgt/

Go away fucking fag

what oc have you fuckers contributed. oh, none? it's almost like you're the cancer that's killing /ck/ or something

Cancer

>>11919032
>announcing report

Fuck off and die reddit

>letting your animals on the counter
The nu-males have gone too far this time

>hey guys look I’m mad too!
>haha it’s almost like I live an unfulfilled life!
>lol I’m gonna enter a thread that makes me angry
>hey guys look at me roflmao epic troll!!!

>>11919104
This

White “people” are subhuman

Wrong website fag
Not your faggy personal cat blog

>>11919088
>the cancer that's killing /ck/
that's the mods who ban people for sport now there's no one left but people who can change ip's (notorious shitposters) and fast food shill bots.

bravo mods.

bravo.

You talk like the most insufferable faggot in the world
I hope somebody kicks you off a cliff or something

You're a fat fucking nigger

>>11919004
I'm gay and a liberal and I like this thread

>>11919004
My neighbors cat came onto my property and I shot it and didn't tell my neighbor I saw it when he came asking if I've seen him

Imagine being this butthurt about an actual cooking thread on /ck/.
It's easy enough to filter too.

You honestly think you're making the board better by spamming shitty memes here? Talk about pissing your pants to stay warm.

I think I want to do something with fried potatoes today. I have a bunch of fat I skimmed off some soup.

>>11919079
>thread about cooking
>killing this board
>not fastfood and vegan threads and samefagging spider experts

This is a cooking board now a cat-blog where we talk like 15 year old girls

>>11919134
This

>>11919116
consider the following: op is an imposter using images from the archive just to piss you off and it seems to be working. haha. :-)

Cat "people" are fucking freaks

Oh god!! Good thread!!! Kitters!!!!! I’m cumming!

I FOUND OP HOLY SHIT
https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas

>>11919055
wrong name

>>11919004
This is a food board

>>11919004
>Catboy thread
Nah I'm good fag

>>11919004
Jesus. Why is everyone so salty? Don't you guys love this thread before?

Jesus just ignore this flamming queer and maybe he'll go away

>>11919004
Don't listen to this faggot (these faggots??) OP. These threads are great, keep 'em coming.

>Reddit cat thread

This cat shit is so embarrassing you need to kill yourself and your no breed cat you disgusting shit.

Just caught me some dinner

>>11919451
This will prob get deleted. But it's strange how dead cow and dead chicken and be posted on ck while other dead dog/cat get deleted

>>11919465
I mean. Lots of deer and wild rabbit died in the same way with arrows and bullet. but because ppl have personal feelings for certain animals, they are somehow better then other animals?

>>11919382
It's absolutely pointless to post actual cooking here with these retards spamming the one thread that isn't about cheeseburgers.
I'm not OP but I used to post in these threads. Not bothering again.

Frog legs. They were kind of rubbery. Did I overcook them, or was it because I froze them? Still tasty either way.

>>11919483
To be frank Ive switched to reddit. It's pretty great there. OP I recommend you do the same. You've got a niche and you could just make a subreddit or join a cooking one.

No point posting here if you get hate all the time. You are wasting time and energy and not getting the proper audiences

>>11919053
Looks tasty man, keep up the good work

>>11919465
if you don't say shit it won't
you just have to say some shit don't you

>>11919483
Haven't been here for a while but man has the quality dropped significantly.

>>11919515
Yes i did have to say something. Got a problem with that kiddo?

>>11919519
Most forums require a username and they have history of what you said. So you can't be too edgy

This is the only place for them to talk shit and be edgy with no responsibility. Of course they are going to abuse it

>>11919524
yes
you should be shoving dicks into your mouth hole instead of talking since you are a big fat faggot

>>11919536
Settle down son. No need to be edgy

>>11919499
nice crust and equally nice fries m8. texture be damned 10/10

valentines day can be a cunt m8s, consider me your punching bag

>>11919499
those look like they were done well but they look a bit scrawny, might be the problem i had frog legs as a kid but they looked much meatier, how did you acquire these frogs?

>>11919514
thx m80

>>11919555
Whatchu gonna do with that steak old timer?

>>11919545
>le "don't be edgy" act
I bet you are those perma-virgins who love the good guy suit

>>11919555
Youre a fat fucking nigger

>>11919569
Simmer down, little man. Racism can get you banned, then you can't show your imaginary edginess.

>>11919567
It's ok to be edgy shadow_kid92. I was once 12 too

>>11919555
fuck off you fat fucking nigger

>>11919605
it's ok to be perma-virgin too, anonymously_afaggot_since_age12
you can forever be a good guy

>11919633
wew lad
Saddest attempt at """"trolling"""" (epic style) I've seen in a while

Nigger

>he can't think of a comeback so he back off like a loser
thanks for the laugh, perma-virgin
now go back to cry in your mommy's chest

this (You) is just for you>>11919643

Op will you please go to Reddit?

based soyposters fuck this toxofag

>>11919682
never, you are only making me stronger

>muh only actual cooking thread
>muh oc
>muh kitters
>muh smug
>muh op
who is the real samefag here?

>>11919310
It's probably the same faggot. Don't even worry about it.

>>11919702
I like your bowl, op. Where did you get it?

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>>11919052
>DID SOMEONE SAY MCCHICKEN THREAD?

>>11919726
B..b..but you're here. So it's not just one...

>>11919519
The big quality drop really just happened after the 4chan/4channel split. Don't get me wrong, /ck/ has had pretty shit quality for awhile but it's gotten REALLY shitty recently.

>>11919732
kek, ya got me

>>11919734
It's a bunch of neckbeards salty that Hiro split the boards to make the blue boards more advertiser-friendly, so they post NSFW shit and low-quality, high intensity bait.

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>>11919075
here you go faggots. some content you fatasses might enjoy more.
>>>/ck/catalog/mcdonald

>>11919741
Yup, I figured as much. What a waste of time and effort.

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>>11919075
here you go faggots. some content you fatasses might enjoy more.
>>>/ck/mcdonald

>>11919741
wow it's almost like people get upset and retaliate when interesting threads are deleted and they're banned arbitrarily

>>11919752
And why is that OP's fault?
Can't you go fuck up some fast food threads instead?

>>11919745
>>11919751

If you enjoy these shit threads we all know you are the fatass. Nice and projection though

>>11919752
based and really red pilled

>>11919753
because this thread gets more butthurt

>>11919752
>interesting threads
>animal sex/gore
>outside of /b/
Newfags get what they deserve. What "interesting" threads were deleted on /ck/? Al/ck/? Tendies? McChicken thread #99999? Vegan threads? Ja/ck/?

>>11919768
interest is subjective

>>11919767
Is that any wonder? It's like... if you took a shit on the ground where some street rats are shooting dice and then took a shit on the podium at US Congress, which incident would be more outrageous?

>>11919769
are you really this dense?

>>11919750
What effort and time did you waste on again, Mr. Anonymous person?

>4chan extra salty this weekend for some reason
>shitposters lashing out more than usual
>valentines day just passed
lmao

>>11919772
are you?

>>11919778
A lot, but at least it hasn't been dedicated to being an asshole for no reason.

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>>11919784
Nice! Hiro might send you a cookie, I'm so jelly!

>>11919786
that's just today

every morning when i prune the previous day's dead threads i notice that, on average, about half died of natural causes and half were deleted by a mod.
they must have nothing better to do than delete things they don't like

>>11919768
animals fucking and eating each other is fair game on /an/

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>>11919020
youre a fag

look how dead the board is now.

>>11919803
>no life trash, who wastes time and "effort" on an anonymous board, calling other person retard
Like always, you're Topkek, m8.

>>11919004
Sup catters Keep it up. Made some couscous with poor man's fried meat on top

>>11919810
Again, make no mistake that I've wasted time on this board but at least I haven't been a dick.

>>11919811
That looks like the kind of delicious slop I'd eat.

>>11919702
Hey op, hope you're having a good day today and just wana let u know how inspiring you are even if unintended. Like, at least you try. And you make really good stuff every thread. You maybe had one or two haters when you first started posting but this(these) new guy(s) are full on autistic. You do well ignoring them, I am proud. Keep it up bro

>>11919665
>Imagine being this lonely you have to be this edgy for (you)

Hang in there shadowkid92, don't let depression get to you

>>11919813
Post your cookie on /ck/ when the time comes! XD

>>11919665
Whoa there easy with the edge kid, I dont need a come back when talking to a minor

>>11919820
hi again, anonymously_afaggot_since_age12
glad to see you done crying

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>>11919830
>imagine samefagging this hard over a childish, nothing comment

>>11919786
>90% of deleted threads were vegan, fastfood, or NSFW

>>11919818
Yea first time trying this yolk+cous combo. It ain't pretty but went well with a beer

>>11919830
>i..i..can't think of a come back so don't need one
you can't lie
you can't do epic come backs
what can you do except being a fatass, you fucking loser

>>11919840
Some dense motherfucker would think vegan threads are interesting.

>>11919845
Thats right keep on swearing kiddo,
let the hate out !

>>11919857
>perma-virgin loves making a big deal about suppressing their hate
see I called it, good-guy-wannabe the perma-virgin
don't you swear, your mom gonna slap you

>>11919779
Underrated observation

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>>11919867
Based samefag.

>>11919866
Lol thought I was a goner! Yea that's right, I see you ain't swearing no more. Hope ya feel better kid ;)

>>11919872
Want a (you)? You got it champ

>>11919878
no problem perma-virgin!
I knew fucking ain't your thing :)

>>11919881
Thanks. Nice phone btw.

>>11919779
TOO SOON

>>11919819
aint trippin m8, people need to let steam off sometimes we all in this world together

I never post in these threads since I'm not much of a cook atm but I've always lurked them for learning new things and inspiration for when I get my own place. So fuck all these haters, I'm contributing to spite them
>>11919916
that is a nasty ass chain

>>11919769
>discussing the finer points of McDonald's for the thousandth time is "interesting"

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>>11919933
cheese on the bottom because I like it a bit melted, and if I put it on top the lime juice gets caught up in it and everything comes together weird

>>11919665
How's middle school treating you?

>>11919729
That's a Rachael Ray garbage bowl. You could find them on clearance everywhere 10 years ago.

Kill yourself redditor

>>11919938
>middle school
if you want to know how to flirt with your teenage boy friend you could just ask

>>11919809
Yeah, it's totally not in any way OP's fault for spending the last year telling people not to create OC threads...

>>11919942
>imagine being that triggered
???

>>11919957
What can you say OP's usually a faggot any way...

>>11919793
>they must have nothing better to do than delete things they don't like
Exactly how nu r u?

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>>11919936
Would eat/10

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>>11919881
(You)

samefag always so much based on this site.

>>11919779
fugg lol

>>11919779
>dat IQ500 assumption
Holy shit I love autism now.

>>11920031
Read the thread

>>11919928
lol the bike is some trash bike im fixing up for a parking lot kid, im going to try and derust it and lube it enough to work but yeah its pretty fucked, doing everything i can do for it besides spend money lol im the local bike mechanic slave but i enjoy it

>>11919936
looks dank

>>11919729
got em at ross in a set i think, broke my favorite one tragic

>>11919811
the eggs look like a dog face or something id eat it

https://youtu.be/n4w66do7MHU

>>11919004
yo OP you inspired me to make smash burgers in the cast iron. i didn't take pics but i made them yesterday with some grilled onions and a side of fries. came out awesome. i should take pics next time

I was ready to eat and chose not to put the steak on a clean plate. I was fine with the juices anyway. I cooked it to 128F and took it off the pan, sorry no inside shot. Went into a steak coma shortly after.

>>11920400
nicely done. the potato looks crisp on the outside like a french fry. what'd you do?

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>>11920443
>preheat oven to 400F
>wash potato
>dry the potato with a paper towel
>stab with fork a few times
>coat in oil
>kosher salt first, black pepper second, garlic powder third, use plenty of salt and garlic powder (or a mix of salt garlic powder pepper 4:2:1)
>space them out on a rack above a pan so hot air can circulate under the potato
>1 hour 10 minutes
>flip once at 45 minutes left and then again at 20 minutes left so the seasonings won't burn
>serve immediately, add any extra toppings
Normally a baked potato is a single meal for me, but I will add extra stuff like pic related. 95% of the time I don't have bacon with it, but I did for these two pics just by chance and I think it looks extra snazzy with chives and bacon. I always eat the skins and I like them crispy, so it's usually more effort than people like to do but not really that much and it's totally worth it. I wish someone would test it out and see if they get the same results or if I could improve anything.

>>11920452
was thinking more like this im fucked srry

>>11920503
Cursed

>>11920503

So I tried my hand at yeast doughnuts (not pictured) and I wanted to use a more hydrated dough than recommended to get them lighter. It mostly worked, but the dough stuck to my greased surface and I couldn't transfer them into the oil correctly and they deflated like balloons. Should I have used more oil or used flour instead?

>>11920635
Nah, you should have kneaded for longer.

Managed to make a brown roux on my first attempt without fucking it up completely.

>>11920844

Aforementioned roux was used as a thickening agent in the brown gravy pictured here. This was my first attempt at a gravy from scratch, and I must say, I was quite pleased with the result. The meal as a whole may not look like much, but it was quite tasty, at least in my own estimation.

>one or two retarded faggots spamming threads they don't like with hateful off-topic replies to complain about a lack of content instead of producing content, contributing to content, or just filtering threads they don't care to see like an adult
>treating /ck/ like it is /b/
Remember non-spammers and /ck/itizens, it is your civil duty to report all spam and floodposts, off-topic posts, extremely poor quality posts, and trolling or racism outside of /b/ to your local moderating community to keep the streets of /ck/ clean.
Pic related - Patti reporting spam posters while OP cooks

>>11919768
That other guy is retarded, but no lie, outside of al/ck/ there have been some great threads that get deleted because some posters start talking about something off topic halfway down. Even if the rest of the thread is good and people are chatting, they get deleted a lot of the time because mods don't want to bother doing their job the right way and just getting rid of the specific offending posts. I've seen completely fine threads deleted, especially any time there's an attempt to talk about alcohol that isn't a shill thread made by advertisers. Not al/ck/, but cocktails and suggestions threads.
The moderation here was what first crumbled this cookie. Everything afterwards was just shit vultures coming to eat up all the turds that were left.

>>11919963
who are you qouting, incel?

>>11920922
Mildly cringe but nice to have the thread back

>>11921005
i didnt post that but its pretty true, i do however welcome the haters, we all need to be haters sometimes and blow off some steam, shit happens

sorry to the mods that i happen to be a shit tornado


https://youtu.be/vO724dq1qMk

Can a mod delete this fucking garbage thread already?

>>11921168
Why would a mod delete an on-topic thread?
You do realize that by posting here rather than filtering this thread, you surrendered any and all rights you might have had to complain?
>Can a mod ban these fucking garbage shitposters already?

>>11919004
Lets be honest, we don't care about the cooking, we're all here to see the cat.

>>11921192
I didn’t surrender shit, cuckboy

>>11921137
It's ok to let the steam out but there's /b/ for that. No need to shit up innocent people thread.

It's like those crazy school shooters wanting to let steam out. Go to a practice range not a school

>>11921215
Just your dignity. It would seem it's been long since departed.

>>11921204
I'm here to pretend OP is my boyfriend and that we live together in Texas with a bunch of kitters.

>>11921168
>goes to a museum
>ummm like security can you please remove these art works ? Thank you

>>11921168
>When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift

Guess which one you are, kid. Hint, you ain't the genius.

>>11921323
Here’s a hint: you are a fat fucking faggot

tossed like 6 cloves of garlic in while it was boiling and added white pepper and salt butter and buttermilk

>>11921334
>Too pussy to say the n-word

How you holding up kiddo

>>11921334
Says the guy who's crying about there being a cooking thread on the cooking board.

>>11921387
>n-word

>>11921417
Why would I say the n world? Its off topic.

Youre the edge lord here. But too pussy to say it cuz you will get banban

>>11921438
>n world

>>11920893
Your food looks sorta bland it appears not to be seasoned very well at all

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>>11921468

The chops were actually brined and seasoned with Mrs Dash (haters gonna haet), and I threw in some red wine vinegar I had sitting around, mostly just for shiggles, but also out of curiosity. I know it looks like wet fucking cardboard, I'll give you that much, but it tasted pretty good.

The veg was seasoned with black pepper (not milled on the spot, unfortunately, but what can ya do?) and a little salt, cayenne, and julienned onion. Full disclosure, both the sweet corn and the green beans came from came, and the potatoes were Hungry Jack. All in all, pretty basic -- wouldn't even bother posting it, honestly, if it weren't for the gravy, that being a first for me.

>>11921641

>came from came

Cans, God dammit, cans. Fucking phones man, I swear.

>>11919731
im starting to think this soyboy meme is just angry third worlders who are jealous of white peoples straight white teeth

>>11921822

Dude, 2/3 of the "people" in that photo are third world vermin.

I'm starting to think the faggot(s) trying to get rid of these threads is/are the same faggot(s) who ruined the al/ck/ threads.

>>11921889
i mean they might not be 100% anglo but that doesnt make them vermin
point is they have nice teeth

>>11919840
fake news. not a single vegan thread.

it should be pointed out, tho, that the last four mcdonalds threads were trap porn. mods would never delete a real board sponsor's thread.

>>11921900

>might not be 100% anglo

I need a new hobby. Ehhh, guess I could go for a ride...

>>11919779
i got b& for using a herb as a name

when was the last time someone got b& for "announcing sage"? last week i was b& adding to a political discussion that has 200+ replies before i voiced my opinion. mods are going crazy with the ban button and now there's nobody left to contribute anything but the people who can change ip's. shillbots and shitposters

bravo, mods

bravo

>>11919957
>telling people not to create OC threads
thath's a pretty serious accusation and could decide if future threads are deleted and b&.

find proof: >>/ck/

>>11920385
>im going to try and derust it
how?

>>11922018
Not him but there's several ways to remove rust
https://youtu.be/54ADeB6V1rQ

>>11922018
i soaked it in pb blaster then scrubbed it with a wire brush, wipeid it dry then just lubed it down with random motor oil, just saw the kid zipping around the parkinglot with the other kids, comfy tbdesu

>>11919004
Been craving Shepherd's Pie for weeks and finally made it. Used lamb top round for the meat and leftover veggies for the filling. I shoulda used twice as many potatoes and would've browned the top a bit more but I was hungry.
>inb4 corn
It's weird but it's ok. Peas would've been better.

Used this recipe as a guide but improved a few steps and omitted the butter. (Drain the grease and then add grease back in? Fucking lmao)
https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/traditional-irish-shepherds-pie-302120

fuck off with these threads

>>11922089
>hide thread
wow that was hard

>>11922094
and fuck you too

>>11922054
thanx, man. based!

>>11922055
>pb blaster
cheers bruh. i used this stuff on my chain. it's based and red lubed

why is everyone that posts in these threads so ass at cooking?

>>11922089
>I don't know how to filter the same title that's used to every thread

>>11922101
You can fuck off lil buddy, the whole board doesn't need to cater to your little bitchass.

>>11922094
Honestly, what is it with these fucking window lickers that can't figure out to scroll past a thread. It's mobile posters isn't it, they're probably using some fucking app that just serves them one thread at a time.

>>11922105
why are you trying to remove comfy threads from /ck/? you got /alc/ threads b& and now you're relentlessly going for /fml/

are you legit trying to destroy the board?

>>11922105
because this is a fast food board.

>>11922080
The >brush with egg in that recipe is kinda weird. The OG method is to just rough the surface up with a fork so you get crispy bits. Maybe dot with butter if you're a fucking millionaire.

>>11922109
I get the feeling they're newfags who can't handle threads existing that they don't like, so they piss and moan until the mods and jannies cater specifically to them.
like the al/ck/ threads.

>>11922105
if you wouldn't mind pointing out which posts you're talking about and offering some actual critique I'm sure the cooks are happy to improve

>>11922117

>/ck/ - A Billboard for Fast Food

imagine the smell

>>11922128
I never made it before and I'm a burger so it's hard to parse through the various "traditional" recipes to find one that sounded right - or at least had flavors that complemented the flavor of lamb. I've only had Shepherd's Pie once or twice in my entire life.
I would've roughed up the potato layer had I used enough potatoes but my retarded ass only bought 3 russet potatoes thinking it'd be enough.
Thx for feedback.

>>11922115
I swear, it has got to be literally one single faggot who's constantly changing their IP.

>>11922130
I thought the al/ck/ thing was one new mod who got triggered by alcoholism because something something their family.

>>11922156
wow what a fag
al/ck/ helped me with my desire to quit being a habitual binge drinker on the verge of physical addiction
even if ppl in there "enjoy" the lifestyle it's not like they were a cult trying to recruit others

>>11922145
As a bong, honestly it's a "smash leftovers into a thing" recipe, and it looks like you nailed it on that front. It's not supposed to be pretty, and if the filling tastes good and the mash is to your liking, you're laughing. Also you've got the sauce bubbling up around the edges which is secretly the best bit.

>>11919020
lmao best post in the thread fucking losers itt

>>11922225
I was thinking next time I'd use a dark beer instead of red wine. The gravy is good but not quite deep enough in flavor.

>>11922237
Nice try, samefag. Keep seething.

>>11922148
same person posting trap porn periodically, i'll bet.

>>11922245
yikes, go back to tumblr

>>11922130
i get the feeling it's angry al/ck/ posters because guess what happens when you delete a general because of degeneracy and shitposting and those posters now have nowhere to go?

>>11922259
S E E T H I N G

>>11922241
That's a good shout, I use a bit of stout when I remember.

>>11922267
t.

>>11922080
>corn
Nah man looks good. I much prefer peas too. Not sure how much I can post this week, away in Florida with the inlaws.

>>11922309
Actually, did make some tacos and did some grilling.

>>11922284
ya problem for me is I have celiac disease so I have to use shitty gluten free beer
being a glutard sucks sometimes

>>11922105
they ignore criticism and make no effort to go out of their comfort zone, they just pat each other on the back no matter how shit their food is and pretend it's amazing

>>11921990
You deserve to banned for contributing to a politics thread

>>11922334
Shit sucks. It's mostly the toasted grain flavour that beer helps with, so maybe you could try some sungyung, that korean tea made with roasted rice.

>>11922387
neat idea. I'll look into that.

>>11922156
i thought something similar. i guessed it might be a mod who didn't want to face their own demons.

but it's more likely that it was part of an advertising contract with alcohol corp™.

>>11922380
you don't deserve rape

>>11922380
food-related political discussion should fly on /ck/ imo since people often don't know where their food comes from or who processes it and the dangers that come with international trade/popularity of non-natively grown/cultivated goods

>>11922417
i agree

>>11922417
too bad you don't ever see those types of threads
almost always political threads happen when some idiot from /pol/ comes and makes a shitpost thread or reply to some other thread which incites a 100% food unrelated argument

>>11919053
That looks pretty good. One thing I like with onions on pizza is to marinate them overnight in some balsamic and sugar. Pretty tasty.

>>11919020
nobody likes you

>>11922546
but he's raking in the (you)s tho

>>11919020
I like you. Please keep putting these reddit faggots in their place.

>>11922551
sorry

>>11922601
now say it like you mean it

why is the board so dead right now? is everyone alseep or did everyone get banned?

>>11922609
fuck you im not your bitch

>>11922730
it's a slow board newbitch, go back to /b/ if your ADHD can't handle it

>>11922751
it's never been this slow before.

>>11922757
stop embarrassing yourself

>>11922730
Everyone with an ounce of respect for themselves has probably left. I'm done with this fucking shit board, fuck the mods and fuck the jannies

>>11922766
based and dubs pilled

i think there's a concerted effort to kill the board and it seems to be working. oh well.

>>11922766
Yet you are still here shit posting. Fuck off already.

mods want everyone to abandon board so the (bill)board remains static and they can control which products get prime real estate on the front page of this fast food billboard

>>11922858
You fuck off, faggot

>>11922148
maybe it's that same one person who bumps this cringe ass catfaggot thread

>>11922922
i don't always bump thread like this. but when i do i think of you.

>>11922965
> r e n t
> f r e e

>>11919004
>tfw you never bake Patti a cake as fast as you can

>>11919020
Stop complaining about cooking on the cooking board
Literally kys

>>11922967
says the retard who's trying to ignore a thread instead of hiding it

haha. how retarded is that?

>>11922976
>says the retard who's trying to ignore a thread instead of hiding it
what did he mean by this?

>>11922981

>stop bumping the thread because i'm too stupid to hide it! reee!!
>>11922922

>>11920494
I do them essentially exactly the same. Only difference is I coat them in olive oil before seasoning and baking. Makes the skins extra crispy!

>>11922989
lmao bump the cat blog all you want
triggering soys is amusing

>>11920494
that looks pretty tasty

>>11922995
we all have a purpose in life and you should consider yours

>>11922998
posting on 4channel like you?

>>11923006
>no u
triggered the soy

>>11922992
I coat them in olive oil before seasoning and baking as well. Baking for 70 minutes has been working out well, but I am thinking about adding another 10 to see how it comes out. Not much reason to though since they're already perfect for me, not sure how they could be better.

>>11923010
the soys are eternally triggered

>>11923018
do you wrap them in foil as well?

>>11923020
pot, kettle

enough!

>>11923022
I don't wrap them in foil but I have tried in the past. It steams them and they don't get as crispy on the outside. Maybe that changes for a certain cooking time and temperature, but 400F for 70 minutes without foil is fine for me.

>>11923048
good stuff, man. thanx. i'm gonna try one and see if i don't die.

>>11923033
circle jerk looks fun desu

>>11922896
lol soyboy got triggered

>>11922922
>bumps this cringe ass catfaggot thread
checked!

>>11923196
nice
the closer to the bump limit the better
>check?

>>11923053
Good luck, just remember to flip twice so your seasonings don't burn.

>>11923204
>check?
you prefer cash? looking forward to the next thread, btw

>>11923208
ew @your retard murka spelling of cheque

that retard cat actually looks special needs

>>11923033
Accurate.

>sage goes in all fields

reminder /ck/ "most likely" does not have a janitor judging from the posts deleted when viewing the archives

the board has been heavily under attack by a group of mentally ill NEET shitposters from irc/discord who spend all day making the same threads bumping their own threads and shitposting in actual /ck/ till the thread is abandoned by OP/the board

report all shitposter spam threads and etc mentally ill degeneracy if the mods do not see /ck/ has a shit ton of reports the board is ignored by moderation because "nothing is wrong"

>>11923243
>>11919186

>>11923266
then they, too, flood the report queue qith reports until a mod simply ticks every box and mass deletes a bunch of stuff without looking at it. including your post.

>>11923205
thanx man. will do!

>>11923284
why do you sound so butthurt? did one of your quality posts got deleted?

>>11923737
i sound butthurt? how so?

>>11923743
>still in denial
ok i leave you be then

Sage

>>11920494
Not to critizice, but offering a suggestion, scallions and chives look so much cooler when you slice them on a heavy angle. And maybe I've just done it so much but it seems faster and easier to do.

The human eye hates symmetry. Don't use even numbers or basic geometric shapes on a plate, for some reason the brain dumbs it down.

This thread is VIP quality!

>fap fap fap
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>>11921966
>I'm going to go vegan tomorrow

>>11923803
who are you plagiarizing?

i survived the latest thread prune

>fist pump

>>11923796
Mods need to start range-banning shit posters instead of letting them come back over and over and ruin legit threads like this.

>>11919004
The hell did you buy 4 minis of Devil's cut for instead of a 750ml? Also, The Hot dogs made with Beef Brisket, are they seasoned different from normal hot dogs or is that just the cut of meat? Not exactly something you see outside of Texas.

>>11923816
how many has it been?

>>11923822
let's just ban everyone and everything!

>>11922417
Too bad most politics on /ck/ boil down to >orange fool

>>11923811
>not a single vegan thread

>>11923827
If you insist to be a soyboy you should go to reddit.

>>11923823
how many thread prunes? i don't know. at least two.

>>11919741
The salt posts are probably shills pissed we are in a mcchicken thread or in /sip/ general. Remember the split was all about ads and I really don't see any on this website except those threads.

>>11923838
>>11923858
bot or esl?

>>11923781
see >>11919186

>>11923863
SAGE
A
G
E

>>11923871
M A D
A
N

He actually did it!

>>11921966
>real board sponsor
What do they pay to be featured here? $10?

>>11922009
Nobody needs to refer to the archive to see that OP has been telling people to post their OC in his live journal; he basically says it in the OP, and used to be much more explicit about it, telling anon that if he starts an OC thread it will probably get 2 replies before hitting bump limit, but if anon posts in his thread... something, something, profit. Except that half the board ignores his cringe cat blog. I liked his OC at the beginning, but then he decided to make his threads a cat themed OC general where he talks like a retarded zoomer. He's literally used the youtube e-celeb formula on /ck itself, before youtube e-celeb spam became the biggest cancer here.

Just make your own thread if you have OC to post and then you can stop calling fml the only OC thread. If you're going to use a name/trip/avatar like OP most people are probably going to filter you unless you produce something of quality (think hearts, baker anon, butcher anon - and 7 years ago sceak and borneo are grandfathered in because they come from a time when yt threads were KwD and Masaokis).

>>11919531
This, the only thing that actually would stop these chromosome hoarders is if the mods or Hiro actually cared enough to stamp them out.

>>11924079
Yeah I hate this fucking faggot and I'm sick of how he samefags pretending that people like him

>>11922080
looks good m8 thats something ive been meaning to try for a while now

>>11922104
yeah ive used that and many other brands of lube, i was just using the pb blaster to clean it up a bit then i cleaned it off and put some motor oil on it lol these kids aint getting my good lube for some dumpster bike

>>11922518
thx, I might need to try that sometime

>>11922970
:)

>>11923822
Wasnt trying to drink a big bottle and those minis are $1 a piece, the brisket dogs is just made with brisket no spices, i like the texture better than reg dogs and it has more chew to it

>>11924079
wew lad, I have always supported people making their own threads, I only come to this board for OC and I participate in most OC threads as anon, borneo sceak and progun were some of the best threads on /ck/ and you guys end up driving them away eventually, congrats

>>11924136
wew lad, I am sure you are the one samefags pretending that people hate him

>>11919004
That is the comfiest Patti in a good while, OP.

just fried myself a tiny flat iron steak
and surprisingly I didn't fuck it up this time
I think this is the first time I didn't accidentally boil the steak in the oil
tastes pretty good too, a little bit chewy in the middle considering the cut, but overall still pretty tender
no pic because I wolfed it down

I am so burnt out on the haters.
Why do they hate an actual cooking thread this much? Just fucking filter it if it bothers you that there's one thread that isn't about McChickens.

It's just a simple beef stew this time.

>>11924586
Browned beefpieces, carrots, onions. Plenty of thyme, garlic, and ginger.
Also a good helping of "red wine"

>>11924590
And I use those scare quotes because I used this. I wanted to see if it was alright for cooking since it is quite cheap.
It's too sweet and has no real character. Didn't ruin the dish, but I think I'd just as gladly have used water and a stock cube.

>>11924598
Simmered and reduced. About 4 hours all in all.

>>11924608

>>11924586

because only a faggot would make this thread

>>11924619
I think I'm done wasting my time posting cooking on this board. I don't have the same patience as OP.

>>11924586
yeah bro just close your eyes and the cancer will be gone lmao

member the general problem on /v/?
yeah nigger just close your eyes haha lmao

>>11924619
Just know that you are killing this board. I hope you're happy.

>>11924576
:)

>>11924583
never had a flat iron steak b4 bout to make a ribeye

>>11924608
>>11924614
looks good you kitchen is comfy m80

made some horseradish dipper

https://youtu.be/n2I7JchMIVI

>>11922417
I'd be inclined to agree with you if politics threads on /ck/ were anything like that. In reality it's just faggots circlejerking chickfila and talking about how much they hate gay people.

Making pierogi while listening to jewish V4 shitshow

>>11919004
>beef hotdogs
>cat near food
>still mixing meat and milk so new excuse for jewish
>pabst
>tiny devils cut bottle that probably costs the same as a 700ml bottle
>GARLIC POWDER

>>11924708
Simmering first batch

>>11924715

>>11924734
Stuffing is made out of cooked buckwheat, cooked chicken legs without bones I gave them to my doggies
and third ingridient fried onion, everything I used was basically leftovers from yesterday

Viola fuck the joos

lmao nice safe space
good job sucking janny dick

>>11924734
>>11924758
looks dank bro i been wanting to try this do you got a recomended dough recipe

cheers mods gg

https://youtu.be/u_fwq1XRVLQ

>>11924891
based fuck retarded faggot

>no QTDDTOT
Sliding in here real quick. I have a qt coming over for dinner this week and they asked me to just cook a very simple dish. I'm thinking of doing something in the oven as my qt doesn't have one. Can you throw any suggestions my way?

>>11925095
if it has to be in the oven like a lasagna or casserole or something i guess, for something simple id do a carbonara and a ceasar salad tho, can make a homemade ceasar dressing and grate all the cheese and shtuff in advance

>this worries the neighbors

>>11922259
>yikes

uhhhh sweaty......

im shooting for anything between rare and med well to minimize dissapoint

i aint trippin

https://youtu.be/QbL8ZVNi-XA

>>11924958
bit late response but here's my recipe
Wheat flour the main ingridient there will be as much dough as flour
then add one egg and some salt
mash everything together while pouring some warm water (about one glass)
Mash some more and tap some flour on your palms so you wont glue yourself to dough, it will also work some flour into it
At first it will look like sticky abomination but after a while it'll be smooth and ready to work on

And get that fucking flour everywhere it prevents dough from sticking

was ok

https://youtu.be/Pka3psIK9Eo

>>11925569
Shiet anon my mother has that very same pasta storage box. Think her mother owned it before her, too. Do you know where it's from?

Gonna try to recreate some Nigerian dish I had while growing up. As far as I can tell this was a unique dish my mom made and she never had an actual recipe for it. I'm finally gonna decipher it and write a concrete recipe for it. Wish me luck lads. Might post pics later today. I will definitely post a recipe when I finally get it perfect.

>>11925569
>>11925577
That's looking real fucking good, man.

>>11925579
my mom gave it to me ill ask her, prob came with some pasta back when companies gave away good shit

>>11919004
Just wanted to say those brisket hotdogs are good as FUCK.

>>11924758
Noice

>>11925569
Why only ok? Whats wrong with it?

>>11920893
Good try but not really worth posting. I would fast the the day rather than eat this.

Frozen veg, grey meat, potatoes look dehydrated, wrong color temp, and focued on the table rather than the food. 2/10

What kind of disgusting fuck let its shitpaw littermonster on the counter let alone near food? Do you have toxoplasmosis?

Ca

>>11927270
Careful
This thread is a safe space

Shit thread

>>11925599
What was it like?

Jesus Christ you are still alive. While I'm here what kind of sausage was that, that you cooked a year ago

>>11927282
Yep. Don't talk shit to OP.

>>11927563
The closest thing I can find to it online is Semolina Fufu. The way my mom made it was with equal parts semolina flour and rice flour and instead of water she used a combination a milk, sugar, butter. It was served with a Nigerian beef stew, but she didn't make it spicy. I want to make it with a spicy Nigerian chicken stew and she never measured the milk mixture so I need to find out a nice scalable ratio. It's important that I have a actual written ratio that way I can pass it on to others.

lol, op you're a treasure.

Black and Blue Soda:

1 cup frozen blackberries
1 cup frozen blueberries
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
1 generous squirt of lemon juice
bring to a boil
simmer for 20 minutes
strain well
pour in glass of seltzer water to taste

Fresh fruit is okay but freshly frozen is better as it breaks down the fruit. You can, of course, use other fruit mixtures it's basically a 2:1 ratio fruit to sugar. Sometimes more, sometimes less.

>>11927921
That sounds disgusting. Just make a fucking smoothie.

>>11924614
Never stop posting, I love your comfy kitchen and food always looks delicious.

>>11925577
Hnng that looks amazing.

>>11927184
Harsh but true.

Might post shit tomorrow if thread's still up and kicking.

>>11927282
>this thread is a safe space
Yeah, the mods straight up confirmed that the dumb cat blog is literally safe space tier with their babysitting, despite the vast majority of the board being sick of it.

What is wrong with this thread? It's about cooking, right? OP wants people to post pics of what they made and talk about them. Is this wrong?

>>11927968
Yeah I think op is mentally retarded at this point

>>11928050
Some guy hates the OP for some reason and tried his hardest to troll the thread, the mods deleted all his posts and now he's having a breakdown and having conversations with himself. Honestly it's gone from annoying to just weird, just try to ignore him.

>>11928105
>it's only one anon who dislikes the anti-oc cat blog

>>11928105
Hey op
Kill yourself

banuk

Le safe space

>>11919004
post lewd Patti's

>>11919004
You're a fat fucking nigger

>>11925599
I bet its an empty plate

>>11924614
how do you make those rice anon ? curry powder ?

>>11928782
Turmeric.

>>11927921
Sounds like a shrub. The cocktail kind, not the bush kind.

>>11928118
it very clearly is, retard

>>11925458
thx m8 goona look into this later been wanting to attempt dumplngs or something i like to fry em tho

>>11925599
>>11927769
very interested in this, never seen nigerian food really

>>11925600
thx m8

>>11926831
was good but the lobster tail was lacking, shoulda just got some big ass prawns or scollops, steak was on point tho

>>11927270
>his cats don't wash their paws after using the bathroom
yikes

>>11927921
this sounds interesting and even more interesting with vodka or maybe everclear

>>11927963
thx

>>11928414
what is going on here m8

>>11928485
based and sgettipilled

>soakin muh beans