/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11928418
The way that cheese is stretching reminds me of when I peel my trans gf's pussy lips apart

You monster.

>>11928418
>cold pizza
>three days old
>little caesars
jesus christ OP, have some self respect.

Are any of the other toppings good at Little Ceasar? I only ever get pepperoni

Little Caesars is probably the worst cold pizza because all of the grease in it makes it rock hard. Nice when it's hot and fresh but that's about it.

>>11928465
Papa John's is terrible cold. Actually, it's terrible 5 minutes after it's fresh out of the oven and no longer piping hot.

>>11928465
> Nice when it's hot and fresh but that's about it.

I don’t claim to be a pizza connoisseur but I’d say Little Squeezers is only tolerable when it’s hot and fresh and shit afterwards.

>>11928437

>>11928418
>Over three days
>Cut into 8 slices
How does that even work? Will you just eat two slices on one day, and three the other two?

>>11928571
What is the source of this?

>>11928584
that's a male to female they have to use dildos to dilate.

For those that don’t know what dilating is see below.

Your body thinks your fake vagina is an open wound and tries to heal it up, this needs to be stopped by regularly inserting sterile dildos. Like how girls have to wear earrings regularly or the hole grows back.

Also, since the fake vagina is made of scrotum skin, there are giant hairballs growing inside that need to be shaved out.

The hole is also filled with blood, pus and semen.

There have been rare cases where the body doesn't know what's going on down there and grows teeth.

>>11928584
I am Jazz, a reality TV show about a famous transgender
I actually don't know the context of the webm because I heard Jazz was on puberty blockers for so long he couldn't get SRS
But yeah, it's on alongside other amazing examples of human dignity like 'My 600 lb Life' and 'Hoarders'

>>11928589
>>11928596
the terfs from /lgbt/ have made their way onto a harmless, food board i could not believe it.

>>11928621
I don't think this guy >>11928589 is from lgbt lmao

>>11928621
Not a feminist nor do I have a vagina. You know, TERFs aren't the only one who hate trannies?

>>11928621

>>11928596
They made the pussy out of a piece of colon instead of the other method of splitting open and turning inside out the penis.

>>11928813
I've "heard" when you go down on a transwoman who had surgery in this manner it literally tastes and smells like shit.
Sounds based and hot af.

>>11928571
holy fuck they actually snipped that thing's dick?

I remember seeing a clip where the doctor was telling them that it was the size of a 4 year old's due to all the hormone treatment and that they couldn't actually do an inversion.

all these people are going to hell and Jazz is gonna jump off a bridge age 30

>>11928832
Read two posts above you

>>11928832
Yup, if your country was one of the allies take some time to thank them for stopping Hitler and bringing this nightmare of a reality to fruition

>>11928887
Saluting my eights.

>>11928832
>all these people are going to hell and Jazz is gonna jump off a bridge age 30
That's a good thing though. Don't enable the mentally insane and ostracise the supporters. Only this way we as a society can get back and retain some of our sanity.

>>11928418
wish i liked cold pizza like the rest of the plebeians. the cold does something to it that ruins it forever, you can't even reheat it back to normal. not with a toaster oven, not the wrapped in foil under a broiler, not the skillet method, not the frying pan with a lid, not the frying pan with a lid with water, not the microwave

>>11928589
>There have been rare cases where the body doesn't know what's going on down there and grows teeth.

what? how is this possible?

>>11928589
I think I'm going to be sick

>>11929348
I believe it, some tumors can grow teeth, eyes, organs so it's not farfetched

>>11928896
Dipshit. They were born female, they're just making the outside look like how they feel on the inside. If they were born a unicorn but looked like a man, they would cut it off and sew it to their forehead.

>>11928576
Presumably OP would. It's not that difficult to figure out.

>>11928418
my old roommate used to do this shit, but for every meal over a week
by the end of a week the shit was so hard and dry you could cut your fucking gums on a slice of pepperoni

>>11928418
I scrolled by too quickly and thought that said “extra bestes molestes”

I know this is /ck/'s tranny thread but I just gotta say I ordered Little Seazure's stuffed crust extra most bestest two days in a row and used the pizza portal and I'm in fucking love

>>11928459
No.
t. Ex employee

>>11928418
I can't even eat pizza anymore unless it's little ceasers, or homemade. Don't get old, anons.

>>11929408
>born female

>Am I born male?
>No, it's my genes that are wrong.

>3 days
Not eating the whole pizza in one sitting.
OP confirmed for little baby

>>11928818
>sounds hot and based AF
Well then enjoy some light reading, sir!
http://archive.is/jpW9p

>>11930348
>we shouldn't control our genes and biology
it's okay if you think the current technology is crude, because it is sometimes. but that doesn't mean we should stop all progress.

>>11930612
You're asking to solve an impossible problem that has been debated for millenia
Look up ship of Theseus

>>11930622
i know what that is, but if the technology advances enough you can have the original + any changes you want at the same time so there's no dilemma

>>11930628
So they will still be men with surgical modifications, or vice versa.

>>11928589
Reading this made me wanna puke. I don't know why I read the whole thing.

>>11930596
Do Americans really do this??

Only on 4chan does a post about takeaway pizza turn into and discussion on trans girl axe wounds?

>>11930739
Why the question mark at the end?