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>not filling
>unsatisfying
>not oatmeal
>not eggs
>not bacon (inb4 "enjoy ur hart dizeez!!!1!1")
>overpriced
>gets soggy
>clogs sink up when washing bowl
>"Part of a Balanced Breakfast™; Paid for by the Cereal Council."
>literally just bread in milk

Is cereal the worst food to ever exist? Fuck cereal. Why would you eat such garbage for breakfast?

>> No.11934938

>>11934931
because great depression

>> No.11934947

>>11934931
Museli is the only acceptable cereal

>> No.11934994

>>11934931
>Clogs sink.
I'm sorry, but do you not own a disposer?

>> No.11934997

>>11934994
Dorm room (no disposal) and my roommate is a fag who never cleans dishes fml.

>> No.11935006

>>11934997
Alright, but so we are clear, all other food goes down the sink just fine then.

>> No.11935018
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>>11935006
I’m mainly just memeing with that point. I had to deal with that this morning. Otherwise I think all other points are legitimate criticisms.

>> No.11935021

>>11934931
Yeah I mean I enjoy the taste of some but literally it's the most unfilling and unsatistfying shit ever, really weird since it's just carbs in milk
Even if you put loads of fruits and put honey over and stuff 3 eggs would make me more full any fucking day

>> No.11935031

agricultural conglomerates scheming to make you buy grains that are otherwise unfit for human use and make you buy overpriced milk just to be able to eat it properly. breakfast cereal is engineered to be only acceptable with milk, try eating cereal with water, it doesn't work because they don't own your water utility company
wake up people, the cereal jew is here

>> No.11935055

>>11935031
Agreed, but milk is great on its own if you don’t drink a gallon every day.

>> No.11935077

>>11935055
Overpriced? Where do you live? Milk is like 2 bucks a gallon where I live

>> No.11935083

>>11935031
i ate cereal dry my entire life because i didn't like it getting soggy with milk. only recently have i started to eat it with yogurt

>> No.11935127

>>11935077
I didn’t say it was. I buy it for around $2-$2.50

>> No.11935133

>>11935083
Ngl, I hate cereal, but yogurt and grapenuts is based.

>> No.11935285

Based. Completely agree
>How the fuck do people eat this disgusting shit

>> No.11935750

>>11934931
>clogs sink
You don't finish your cereal, and then dump the leftovers into the sink?
Food waste was by far the worst culture shock when I moved into USA.

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>>11934947

>> No.11935776

>Eat based cornflakes
>Blessed Aldi sells them for $1.49 a box
>Gallon of whole milk $1.99
>Eat bowl of cereal in <4 min, nothing gets soggy
>Don't leave a fuck load of cereal in bowl when finished because I'm a full-grown adult and aren't retarded
>>clogs sink up when washing bowl (are you actually retarded?)
>Be satiated until lunch
It's only difficult if you're fullblown, unironically retarded.

>> No.11935795

>>11935776
>(((cornflakes)))
>based
try again

>> No.11935850

>>11935795
They are the most based cereal. Literally nothing tops them.
>Taste: 10/10
>Value: 10/10

>> No.11935858

>>11935031
>overpriced milk
Milk is like $1 per gallon.

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>>11935776
Similarly,
>Raisin bran
>Banana
>Whole milk
It's delicious, quick, and keeps my poops decently regular and satisfying. If I'm feeling more hungry than usual might have some Greek yogurt with honey or a couple of spoons of peanut butter after,

>> No.11936036

>>11935055
>he doesnt GOMAD

>> No.11936041

>>11935077
Milk is $3.50 for me because of the retarded government price floor

>> No.11936055

>>11935083
The yoghurt meme is literally a fucking meme. It's too thick so the cereal clumps... Then when you need the cereal soggy it doesn't happen because it's yoghurt. So it's like the most awkward crunch ever.