/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11952012
Not American so never been there but the chicken in the picture looks pretty good compared to other fast food stuff that gets posted on here desu.

I'm not retarded, so I don't care about how polite minimum wage employees are.

The real talk is that conservative fuckers like this place because of their politics, everyone else likes interacting with the hot teen girls that hand you your food.

>>11952012
Are americans really not taught basic manners by their parents?

>>11952031
Pretending not to like anything doesn't make you look cool to the other kids at school.

>>11952047
.t has never worked in customer service for pennies on the dollar

>>11952047
>Are americans really not taught basic manners by their parents?
Mine did.

>>11952047
No we farm that out to teachers who are the scum of the earth

>>11952055
what does this even mean?

>>11952064
The obvious solution is to have Chick-fil-A take over public education so the teachers say 'please' and 'thank you', and teach the students to do the same.

There is something else the employees say to customers that is MUCH more powerful than saying "please" and "thank you". Does anyone know what that is?

>>11952012
My parents taught me to say please and thank you

>>11952075
"My pleasure" lol which is disgusting

>>11952075
>my pleasure

>>11952047
>people work in fast food
this is the US. half of our population are mexicans ans niggers. The average age of a mcjob worker is like 33 and probably doesnt know their dad, so what do you think?

>>11952077
>>11952080
Nope

>>11952075
Are you a second grade teacher? Who the fuck types like this?

>>11952082
Great, no one cares.

>>11952084
It's called emphasis dumbass

>>11952012
Honestly a terrible sandwich.

>>11952075
"That'll be $4.59 at the first window"

>>11952091

If you really insist on eating fast food chiggen sandwiches, McDonald's has something like a Classic Chicken sandwich that costs less and is just as good.

>>11952081
Chick-fil-A employees know their Dad's, hence why they're much more pleasant.

CFA is actually one of the best places for unskilled people to work in the fast food industry. Because of that, CFA gets to choose the pick-of-the-litter for its staff, and other fast food places get the scraps.

>>11952081
CFA specifically hires "successful" high school students, which usually means white. The ones that aren't white have to be exceptional to get through. That's why the experience is typically not so terrible compared to other places.

>>11952103
>is just as good
no it fucking isn't. McDonald's doesn't even butter their buns, it's dry as fuck with some nasty ass mayonnaise squirted on top

>>11952103
I don't eat food touched by niggers

Dat soup

>>11952112
I'm not talking about the $1 mcchicken, retard. they specifically made a chick-fil-a clone that's $3 and taste more or less identical to the original

lol chick fil a sucks anus

>>11952130
Spotted the queer

>>11952126
>identical
I seriously doubt that. McDonald's bread has always been garbage.

>>11952126
>>11952134
He's right. It's this:

It's like their sequel to the Southern-style chicken sandwich (their attempt at a CFA sandwich knockoff) a few years ago.

>>11952151
>that dry-ass chicken
>clone of based Chik-fil-A
yikes, cringe, etc

I go cause they're always cute chicks workin

>>11952152
>>11952134
>being this passionate about corporate shit food

i'm sorry your life sucks so bad

>>11952183
>it's bad because it's corporate produced

>>11952183
Corporate shit food is the difference between starving and not starving for some people. People who advocate banning mass-produced food are unintentionally sticking it to the poor who can't afford non-GMO gluten-free off-brand stuff at Whole Foods.

>>11952012
I've trained myself to never say "thank you" to them so they don't have to say "my pleasure". i hate making them say that, because I can see myself hating saying that
but i say thank you to everybody else

>>11952207
How is it that america has areas with plentiful cheap fast food but no regular grocery stores?

>>11952047
People around the world lack manners. The fact that you made this comment convinces me you've never traveled

>>11952275
You must be joking

>>11952103
P sure I'd know if McDonald's had a chicken sandwich

>mfw chick filet tastes like peanut butter

>>11952281
He's not wrong, tho.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

>>11952329
You stupid faggot, we have grocery stores all over the country. And where there are no close grocery stores, there are convenience stores. I have 4 grocery stores and 12 convenience stores all within 2 miles of where I live.

>>11952385
Sounds like you don't live in a food desert then. That doesn't mean they don't exist.

Try moving to an inner city somewhere where the "convenience stores" only sell candy, sodas, beer, cigarettes, and lotto tickets.

They have only gotten my order wrong there maybe once and that's prob the FF place I have gone to the most, feels good man, while McDonald's it's more often then normal

>>11952385
>stupid faggot
lol. stay edgy

>>11952075
>There is something else the employees say to customers that is MUCH more powerful than saying "please" and "thank you". Does anyone know what that is?

Here's the answer: they say your name. It makes you feel special and warm and fuzzy when someone says your name and makes you like the person saying it.

Have you ever noticed that the people who work at Chick Fil A are usually educated and generally attractive at least relative to other fast food places?

>>11952434
How the fuck do they know my name???
HOW DO THEY KNOW MY FUCKING NAME?!

>>11952450
You give your name when you order

>>11952047
Not anymore it seems given the state of the world today.

>>11952450
If you're paying by card it shows up on their screen

>>11952457
I've never been asked my name when I order at a fast food chain. When I have been asked (by hole-in-the-wall places) I always give a fake name. The reason being is that my name is very common, so I use something more obscure to avoid confusion. It's a bit annoying when they call out "pizza for John" and three different Johns all walk up at the same time.

>>11952470
>>choosing to pay with data tracking device
sure is dumb in here.

>>11952320
They use peanut oil, what did you expect?

>>11952475
>Inexplicably tries to hide his chik fil a habits and still fails because there's a million other ways to track people

>>11952012
I went to a chick fil a a few weeks ago. It had been years since I've eaten there as I moved away from the south a long time ago. I was on business, and holy shit, there's a fucking chick fil a. We stop. Co-workers want drive thru, I tell them no. This is an experience that must be taken in a sit down environment. The meekly submit to my iron will. The place was crowded as fuck. Like, holy shit. Look at all these white people. Order a chicken club from some plastic looking hitler youth automaton with a phony smile and dead eyes. They give me some fucked up cup thing. Okay. Sit. Getting nervous now. Old man shuffles up to me and brings food, grinning like an idiot. We eat in silence. It was okay, too sweet of a bun. Nothing like my childhood memories of getting free samples in the mall food court. Malls don't exist anymore. Chick fil a tastes like ashes. Georgia doesn't exist anymore. Life is endless suffering. Suicide would be an option but I am a coward. Pain. Pain.

So I stole a shit load of mayo packets and we left.

>>11952492
>he thinks I eat at fast food places at all, and that I'm not just making general statements.

How would they be tracking me, anon? I pay cash, I don't carry any wireless devices and I don't use their internet. I ride a bike so there's no license plates for them to OCR.

>>11952521
>i've never been to a fast food place but i will insist on shitposting in a fast food thread
Thank you for your indelible contribution

>>11952506
Ignore this soulless wreck of a man.

This is what it's really like to eat at Chick-fil-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=std3o13Vf6k

>>11952526
sarcasm is a womans tool, quit using it, you're not 14

>>11952521
There's cameras everywhere.

Also lol @ riding a bike everywhere and not having any credit cards. Let's be honest this is all because you're poor, not because you're paranoid.

>>11952526
>>not answering the question posed
>>attempting deflection

Why can't you answer my question, anon? I eat fast food a few times a week.

Chick fil a is salty as hell. The few times i've eaten their food, i could not drink enough water the rest of the day.

>>11952424
How do you get your order wrong at a fast food place? It all goes into computers so there shouldnt be a mixup. They also use your name or give a number so its almost impossible.

>>11952536
>There's cameras everywhere.
Not in my town.
Traffic cameras and security cameras, sure. but nothing that can face rec me.

As for credit cards, I do have them but I don't use them for fast food. And you're right that I'm not paranoid, I'm just curious how you think they might be tracking me when they have no idea who "I" am.

>>11952555
They don't have to "face rec" you. A trial can find you guilty regardless based on the verdict.

>>11952559
>They don't have to "face rec" you.
To track me they certainly do.

>>A trial can find you guilty regardless based on the verdict.
who's talking about trials, anon? we're talking about restaurants tracking customers, not some kind of crime being caught on security footage.

>>11952555
If they had even the slightest desire to figure out who you are and what you eat they would easily do it.

>>11952017
Probably the best fast food chicken, but it's also fairly expensive compared to other fast food restaurants.

>>11952550
>How do you get your order wrong at a fast food place?
The staff member could mis-hear the customer
The staff member could enter the wrong thing into the computer (either by accident or deliberately)
The staff making the order could incorrectly follow the directions given by the computer (again, either by accident or deliberately)
The staff giving you your food could mix up your order with someone else's order.

>>11952543
You need salt in your diet or else you will turn into those siberian young women back in the late 1940s who are all messed up and on the brink of death.

I always take salt packets to suck on on the ride home if I ever go to a fast food place. Which is rare

>>11952569
That's not an explanation as to how they would, anon.

I don't claim to be some kind of untrackable ghost, I just know that their standard methods don't apply to me, and any method which would track or identify me would cost far more money to implement than the data would be worth so it's not happening.

>>11952385
>convenience stores
Great I'm sure living off triple priced ramen, 40s, doritos, cigarettes and lotto tickets is much better than eating McDonald's every day.

>>11952591
They would do it by looking at what all their cameras are recording. It's really easy.

>>11952075
the n word?

>>11952012
Listen, fuckhead. Chick-Fil-A is one of the most overrated fast food establishments to ever grace the North American Populus. Their chicken is bland and underseasoned. Almost every time I have been there, I have had to deal with the slimmest and unappetizing pickles I have had in a DAMN while. Oh and don't even get me started on their "buns" they are somehow too greasy and don't have enough rigidity to hold a small portion of chicken, but have a somewhat stale texture to them.

>>11952064
Teachers are fucking saints for putting up with hordes of niglets and crack babies.

>>11952604
>the most popular fast food place in the country is overrated because I say so!
This is what a grade-A asshole looks like folks

>>11952012
Fuck off shill

>>11952596
I didn't say that, but 7-11's sell sandwiches, cans of soup, milk, eggs, bread, water, gatorade, pizza, hot dogs, chicken wings, etc.

>>11952599
Ok, so some intern is looking at their security footage. They see me walk in and order on their grainy 320i video signal. Now how do they know what my name is from that?

Their cameras aren't good enough for facial recognition, and even if they were, what database are they going to match it to? And they sure as hell aren't going to pay real money to send the footage off to some forensic lab.

>>11952603
You mean niggers right? The savage sub human literal pieces of shit that do their best to cause violence and destroy our culture?

>>11952012
They don't even serve dark meat, just shitty, dry, factory farmed, chemically injected white meat because their target clientele of mouthbreathers are scared of food with flavor.

>>11952225
What would happen if you said "Cheers, mate"?

>>11952530
That fucker must have an entire cabinet filled with stolen chick fil a mayo packets.

Jealousy.

>>11952614
You're so worried about them just knowing your name? Because that's all they would know if you used a credit card.

I've never really been. I'm not a fan of their politics but that's not enough to make me boycott. It just so happens that I'm only ever near one on Sundays.

I like the atmosphere, but that shit is way overpriced. If I'm getting fast food I want to be left alone and eat cheap "chicken".

>>11952751
I'm not worried about them knowing my name at all. I'm just stating that there would be no way for them to get it. It's not something I go out of my way to do on purpose, it's just a side-effect of my of my habits (pay cash, don't use phone toys).

CIDF out in full force today

>>11952047
a who by a what

>>11952764
This and tiny portions. I can make more of it cheaper and better at home.

Playboys girls of chic fil a was alright but only for geriatric fetishists. I want 11 to 15 year olds.

>>11952807
I can hear you sweating crisco from here.

>>11952104
>>11952109
In-N-Out is sort of the same Baker's too. I don't frequent fast food places where the employees look unpleasant. The quality of food tends to take a dive and God knows how they take out their dissatisfaction on the customers.

>>11952837
You are a pedophile and likely child molester posting on a cooking themed image board on a Sunday afternoon. Take a good long hard look at yourself and ponder if this is what your mother wanted.

>>11952751
STOP REPLYING TO THE BAIT FAGGOT

>>11952843
Fuck that. When I'm getting a whopper I want it handed to me in my Lexus by some fat black girl so she can have a glimpse of things she'll never have.

>>11952012
Chick fil a is like baby food. Tiny ass portions, shitty meme fries, shitty meme cows, over priced. Its cute for kids but its pretty shit if you're an adult.

>>11952863
Ooh a lexus

>>11952863
>some fat black girl so she can have a glimpse of things she'll never have.
Welfare and the profits of cocaine sales go a long way, and plenty of ghetto trash nigs drive cars more expensive than your rebadged "luxury" toyota

>>11952856
Sunday morning and I am at a trade show. Yes, it is. I have loved little girls since i was a little boy and i am damned proud of it. I am not falling into the jew and societal lie that girls above 17 are somehow healthier for a relationship.

>>11952877
Hey, Shaniqua. The fry-u-lator just went off. Get off your fucking tracfone and get back to the drive-thru window.

>>11952881

>>11952881
Nice try papist. The jews love them some underage pussy. And stop pretending you meant girls instead of boys.

>>11952901
Oh no... you really misread me. Homosexuals are societal degenerates bent on destroying our great culture and turning life into a cesspool of filth. At this point it looks to me as you are trolling so kindly airwolf off.

Tldr: Strait young with older sex is fine. Same sex is wrong.

>>11952575
>You need salt in your diet
No shit. One combo meal from CFA has near 80% of your recommended daily intake

>>11952934
You closeted homos are hilarious

>>11952012
Excellent customer service. Chicken is good. Mediocre food otherwise. 3/5
>>11952075
I tell them my name Is Sheev. Sometimes I opt for Dirk Diggler.

>>11952934
I am now certain there is a hidden flash drive in your shitty apartment filled with the anguish of terrified little boys in jpeg format.

>>11952974
I usually go by 'scar', 'hook', or 'blade'
Pisses off the old lady

>>11952995
I'm partial to saying Jew. When the ask what, I say DREW. It's fucking amazing how half the time the just write Jew on the cup and don't even question it.

>>11952993
Again wrong about the boys part. But i do have a hardwired 4bay NAS in the ceiling of my basement.

>>11953007
Just what is it about violently robbing a young male of his innocence that makes you so hard? Do you wipe your dick off on their teddy bear before you leave?

>enter Chic-fil-A thread, anticipating the sort of clean, friendly, satisfying experience I could enjoy at one of their restaurants
>it’s all shitposting about welfare and McChickens

>>11952067
means you will grow out of being edgy one day, son

>>11952058
>pennies on the dollar
you have no idea what this expression means, do you?

>>11953177
You forgot to mention all the homosexual pedophilia.

>>11952408
>candy, sodas, beer, cigarettes, and lotto tickets.
what else do poor people need, really?

>>11953212
now that I don't mind

>>11952109
my CFA hires tons of black highschoolers

>>11952047
3 posts in, impressive.

>>11953003
Funny. I tell em HITLER. When they say what? I say, DID NOTHING WRONG.

>>11952934
Which branch of evangelical christian are you?

>>11953243
Kek

>>11952031
This, I go to check out the hot minimum wage girls

>>11952278
Everywhere I been in the world the staff have always had basic manners

>>11952604
>Underseasoned
Nonwhite?

>>11952604
You're 100% correct, based and chickenpilled my good lad. Which is why I've only eaten at this joint once despite being there 2 times. Fuck Chick-Fil-A and their basic ass chicken meals.

Taco Bell is one thousand times better even if they don't regurgitate "my pleasure."

>>11952089
>doesnt give the answer in the statement
>"i-im emphasizing it!"

>>11952047
Certain ethnic groups feel that common decency are beneath them.

>>11952130
Fags are forbidden from leaving /b/, /pol/, and /tv/ containment. You know this, Keith.

>>11952329
Proven false narrative concocted by incompetent dems.

>>11952441
Yes, because they are better people. Don’t let these jealous untouchables fool you, to the casual eye strength of character, decency, and manners are all externally apparent and you can judge a book by it’s cover.

>>11953476
>fails to post source proving food deserts don't exist
Hi /pol/!

>>11953490
Ever wonder, why do they exist in the first place

>>11953484
>mouthing meaningless scripted language enforced by a corporation that believes fake hypocritical appearances embody some mythical notion of traditional values shows strength of character in the wageslave
Christ, grandpa, isn't it nap time yet?

When do they say please?

Chick fil a is .7 times as good as fucking a prime 11 year old white lolita girl.

So pretty good.

>>11952408

>food desert

Guess how I know you're an ignorant faggot with no concept of a market economy, and who gets all his opinions a la carte from Buzzfeed?

>>11953578
OK schmuck. Then why did I have developers crawling up my ass to put a grocery store and mixed use development in the middle of one? Just to piss money away? Grow the fuck up.

>>11952012

The only reason I go to Chick-fil-A is because of the staff. It reminds me of when I was a kid in the 80s, when all the fast food places where staffed by clean-cut, white teenagers. Back when America was still America.

Honestly, Chick-fil-A's food is not much better than some of the other places. Sometimes I crave a Big mac or a Wendy's double, but I don't end up going. I'm simply not going to let some ghetto nigger or meth-head white make my food. Its a shame.

>>11953607

Gentrification, retard.

>>11952724
Theyd reply with “Yea fucking top stuff m8. Have a good one”

>>11953648

Never gets old.

>>11953634
This ain't brooklyn or some impoverished shit hole. Do the math, map it out, they exist. If you disagree with the name or try to make it an 'urban issue' then sure, it's bullshit. But when you got fucking Dollar General as your staple food source, something is wrong.

>>11952434
>>11952974

I'm not a native English Speaker.
One time i went to Chick-fil-A and the place was pretty much empty.
I ordered food and she asked for my name, but I was slow to understand and didn't answer at first. So she said "well i'm just gonna call you batman"
I was like wtf? but then she called up my order like "food's ready for batman!"

true story. it was a black woman btw

>>11953278
I figured this was common knowledge.
I mean, how else is Hooters still running?
>Their superior wings, duh.

>>11953682
I hope you said thank you.

>>11952012
>Please eat our bland chicken
>Thank you for being a sucker
kek.

CFA has God on it's side while most other places cater to minorities and other evil entities. That's why it's winning.

>>11952450
>>11952457
>>11952471
>>11952550
>>11952614
>>11952751
>>11952766
>>11952974
>>11953682
>no one cared who I was until I ordered the spicy chicken

I keep getting coupons for BK but the closest one is right off base in the ghetto.
CFA is so good but it always makes my stomach feel queasy after and gives me explosive diarrhea

>>11953729
BANE?

>>11952017
It really fucking is, like I might fucking love me some Popeye's but boneless fried chicken is best at chickfila.

>>11952329
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert
No one who posts here lives in a food desert.

>>11952047
Do europeans really spam butthurt shit about americans daily on an indonisian egg fortress discussion board?

>>11953677

>But when you got fucking Dollar General as your staple food source, something is wrong.

Yes, which is that you have shit neighbors who create a local market unsuitable for a proper supermarket. Kind of like how the same areas generally have rows of pawnbrokers and no CPAs' offices. Shit "people" make shit places, not the other way 'round.

>>11954432
Don't be so mean.

>>11954463

Address arguments, not tone. Leave such pointless posturing to the women.

>>11952012
It took them decades to find that politeness is useful to make $$$?!! damn, y'all ppl are dumb there...
>>11953231
>world jealous of the nation who elected Trump
LMAO

>>11952047
all other fast food employees are drop outs, retards, or Mexicans. they dont know what manners are.

>>11952084

>>11954708

>y'all

Ya blew it. Next time you wanna RP as a dirty foreigner, try avoiding blatant Southernisms.

>>11952188
Yes, it is.

>>11952012
They really are total fucking sweeties. But I still hate the place on principal. You just can not possibly overprice a service more. Everything they make is comprised of the same 3 products, where as McDonalds has to work with like 400. If anything, those Chicken Sandwiches from Chik-fil-a should be like 49 cents given how much they save on a system that only has to ensure the safety and quality of 3 products.

>>11952047
On average, Yuros, especially bongs, are more rude than the average Burger
America just considers fast food workers to be second class citizens that don't deserve a living wage, so understandably they're usually in a crummy mood

>>11952047
Shitty jobs attract shitty attitudes.

>>11953278
>I go to check out the hot minimum wage girls
I read that as "hot minimum age girls" and it's still a true statement either way.

>>11954889
perhaps the lesson here is that it's better to do a few things really well than it is to half-ass 2 dozen

>>11954889
I'm willing to spend more simply because the service is good, it's super fast, and the stores are always very clean.

>>11952012
That's not really why, in my experience, though they are more polite (almost to a creepy degree).

1. They pay their employee's slightly more on average, Chick Fil A employee's around here make $10 an hour which while not exactly fucking wealth is more than the federal minimum wage McZargles are pulling
2. Everything is fucking clean, especially the bathrooms
3. Their food is very fast
4. They don't fuck up my orders
5. The chickens good. Like, it's overpriced for what it is, but it's not bad by any means
6. Employee's don't have that dead look in their eye. Whether this is because their job is better or they just recycle employee's more, I don't know. But any time I don't get fucking flashbacks to my 3 years in groceries at the front end, is a good time.

>he isn't polite to everyone
Rude fuckers, not saying hello, thank you goodbye and have a nice day, most cash register operators start smiling when you do these things, you are making society a barbaric place by not communicating properly, el mutt de Americano caliente.

>>11952031
Unironically gay and liberal here
i don't give a shit about politics when they have the best food

"No ma'am" and "no sir" can get you pretty fucking far deployed in the right places. Just dont insist on it. People like to know you're respectful but they dont want some robot auto-formality.

Starting off with a " yes ma'am" and quickly moving to "what should I call you? May I call you Nancy?" will work wonders for you.

>>11952012
Perhaps it's because they're anti homosexual and pro christianity? ever been drunk in a chikfilluh on a saturday? You'll get at least one virgin girl's digits...

>>11956078
If you've ever had sex with a virgin, you would know that their phone number is the last thing you'd want

>>11956131
He wanted to go back for seconds

>>11952075
Nigger

they staff enough people at once to efficiently produce that food that is ordered, unlike basically any other fast food restaurant

>>11952012
>chick-fil-a is the target of the fast food world
>everywhere else is walmart
If that analogy makes any sense then Taco Bell is the Sprouts of the fast food world; it has a limited selection, and tends towards the healthier side, but for the staples it's one of the best values around.

>>11952075
>sir we're gonna have to call the police

Bong here. Went to Florida on holiday and needed something quick to eat for my child. Saw one of these and went in. All white staff. Table service. Polite and respectful. Like something from the 1950s.

>>11956397
All white staff in Florida? Amazing.

>>11952031
I don't think any of our team members are minimum wage at my store.

>>11952530
Is that harold and kumar

>>11956635
kek

I dunno. Chik Fil A around here is better than most fast food restaurants outside of In N Out. Maybe its just the area?

>>11952739
imagine the smell

>>11952047
R E N T

F R E E

>>11952075
I know for retail it was "Come back and see us." or something along those lines. Mystery shoppers would fail you if you forget to say that.

>>11952047
Blacks aren't, and 'fast food employees' is code for black or hispanic.

>>11953211
not him but i have no idea what it means

>>11953305
you can tell by that part and the
>in a DAMN while