/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>surly king of the egg fort webm not posted yet

>>11996787
That's what is stroked out cock looks like a few pumps after feeling Tammy with his seed. I wish I could gobble that shit up

>>11996787
this one pisses me off so much, watching the batter go everywhere. ugh

>>11996787
based ja/ck/

>>11996787
No eggs or egg forts edition

>>11996787
haha cold oil wtf jack

>>11996787
zop

>>11997009
God I want to have sex with this man.

Something about Turkish brownish white guys with a big jaw and smaller frame makes me want sex. He looks so happy and enjoying his life. I would versatilously have various sex with him and he would be on top then me and we could cuddle and smile all night until breakfast time came

>>11996787
How do you not get tired of reposting this every single day? It's been like a decade since I've been to /b/, but has it really gotten that much worse that you have to spam this garbage here instead?

>>11997031
Do Americans really ask this?

>>11996813
>stroked
i see what you did there

>>11996787
>filled above max fill
>batter won't even stick
>it obviously is going to go all over the place
>goes all over the place
>right into the cold oil

it gets me every damn time

>>11997424
Do Americans really do this?

>>11996787
Imagine the taste of Garrett Scalfanis cum as you rawdog Tammy's anus while Jack watches from behind a secret curtain in the living room.. all while Jack Jr. practices his latest rap in his bedroom (no girls allowed with closed doors)

>>11997024
jack is fat as fuck my dude

>>11997444
>jack jr is engaged
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
but in all seriousness should we just kill our selves

>>11997293

h

>>11997467
Do Americans really ask how he gets out without breaking all the eggs

>>11997467
ow does he get out without breaking all the eggs

>>11997293
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>11997544

>>11997812

>>11997024
The fuck is wrong with you

>>11997827
W H Y

>>11997882
Last two digits of my post will be the age Jack dies from another stroke

>>11997891
He'll never be free

>>11997891
a lifetime

im friends with him on facebook, ama

>>11997882
I never go past this webm because the way he extends his fat neck toward the food as opposed to just moving his hand to his mouth like a normal person is a funny reminder that he's so inept he can't even use his own body properly.

>>11997873
looks fucking nasty

>>11997847
does the egg thing work i love eggs

>>11998039
yes it works
they're kinda unpleasant though, don't know why. you can also hardboil more eggs in less time through normal methods, and save them for later.

>>11996787
how are you supposed to make corndog?

>>11997966
This is probably the only webm of him not sticking his tongue out while eating tho.

>>11996787
Jack is truly a modern Archimedes

>>11997837
Obligatory post calling this guy a dumb fuck.

Dumb fuck.

>>11997837
WHO THE FUCK CAN’T CRACK AN EGG FOR FUCK SAKE!

>>11997276
So he can move it a bit again now?

>>11998254
Yeah. Hopefully, he’s gonna have another stroke soon which will paralyze it completely.

>>11998267
i cant watch his shit and laugh anymore after the stroke. it's too sad. it was more fun when he was a bumbling idiot.

can i get a ja/ck/ here please
because two ja/cls/ are better then own

>>11998386
>it was more fun when he was a bumbling idiot
He still is tho. Sadly the comments are disabled so I can’t read all the funny shit.

>>11998267
Well from what I've seen and how he thinks keto works I wouldn't be surprise.
>it's okay to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise it's keto

>>11997853
OK now I know they're trolling

>>11996787
>Max Fill
I'm sure Mr.Fill won't mind if I use his cup.

>>11998425
too many people saying he was responsible for his cardiovascular issues, I don't blame the guy for shutting out the negativity

>>11997276
Wait a minute

>>11997847
What a disgusting webm

>>11997827
One scoop was enough. Holy fuck

>>11997024
im happy that you've found your place in this world

>>11997882
God imagine being this fat

>>11997837

if this guy fucks the same way he decides an egg needs to cracked, I feel sorry for his wife

>>11998594
>*heart stops*

>>11998594
Sounds like you are convinced he wasn’t responsible for it.

>>11998425
>pork rinds - healthy keto friendly snack

>>11998091
That is a more advanced technique after all

>>11999604

>>11999515
>tfw you will never build elaborate BDSM torture chambers for your wife

>>11997009
Subscribe to candito training at candito training HQ.

>>11999383
>>11999385
>>11999387
who the fuck puts this much energy into avocado toast? you literally mash it with some salt and pepper, maybe some hot sauce, spread it on the bread, and eat.

>>11999633
>tattoo
That's honestly more of a dealbreaker than the penis.

>>11999643
That one has no penis though

>>11999647

>>11999650
It's true

>>11999650
>he doesn't know ariel rebel

poor nigga meal....

...vs rich nigga meal

>>11999696
Saved and going to try, love skirt/flank steak and that looks tasty.

Also have a slight obsession with capers.
>Salt packed from pantellaria, nearly nut every time I use em

>>11999711
>trying a recipe from a video with bl*ck hands
Cringe and yikes

>>11999711
>capers.
>Salt packed from pantellaria
>nearly nut every time I use em

Wow, did not expect to see an actual quality opinion about food on /ck/

>>11999725
Once you let go of adolescent shit, you'll be a happier person with a wider variety of recipes.

>>11999736
Found capers a few years back and they were good, but then I heard about these. Costs about $40 plus shipping from Amazon for I want to say a pound.

Can never go back to brined, they're just on another level or I have a mildly sensual attraction to them. Or both.

>>11999633
superior

>>11999700
>>11999696
capers are over rated

>>11999647
>>11999679
I'm >>11999643 and I must admit I thought it was the same "girl" as >>11999778
I remember Ariel Rebel, though. She must be in her mid thirties by now.
I'd still rather do a trap with no ink, by the way.

>>11996830
incel

>>11999900
Well that chick isn't Ariel Rebel either, some younger streamer/camgirl type. I forget her name, I'll post it if I remember later.

>>11999725
>Not taking advantage of subhumans' pathological pleasure seeking to reap the fruits of their labor occasionally, and perpetuating it while they die of heart attacks in their fifties from doing it daily. It's like you're not even racist.

>>11999587
I understand that he does not want to read a bunch of kiwifags and 4channers shitting on him as he recovers. how this leads you to presume that I don't think a 400 pound 5'2" man is responsible for his impending death is curious.

>>11999700
add butter early to get it nice and burnt.
pan nice and hot (medium)
pan type, non-stick. why tho

>>11997873
>takes no preperation
>except boiling eggs dicing 3 to 4 veggies and cooking the sauce for over 20 minutes
>wouldnt you rather make this than scrambled eggs lol?
What a fucking moron

>>12000009

>>11997827
kek

>>11998425
>>11999587

You ever notice how when you start a thread with Jack webms you get noticeably less webms posted overall?
Pretty interesting...

>>12000393
>its just a vegetable roll
w0w so innovative and informative!

>>11999725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hpa6MfcY8U

>>11999931
shit cosplay, cute slut.

>>11997869

>>11999696
Wash hands

>>12000028
>spring onion pancake
>the secret is just covering it with lard and pork fat
ok

>>11999515
reminder to everyone that someone wanted to marry jack and he had kids. You know how to cook, arent retarded, not fat, and never had a stroke, but you'll never have a wife and children.

>>12000956
Daily reminder that TWO women wanted to marry him and have his kids while no one ever wants to sit next to you on a packed bus/train during rush hour

>>12000976
Id have to hang an iphone around my neck to get women to even pay attention to me. I seriously dont think I could get a girl to text me back within the next 3 months even if my life depended on it.
Ill bet jacks wives are normal looking too.

>>12000837
>Wash melanin off
>>>/pol/

>>11997853

yum. boiled salmon

>>11997853
>How to get your coffee to taste like salmon, your clothes to smell like steak, and your car to smell like cookies

>>11997869
>Not even heating up the hotdogs

>>11998540
underrated

>>11999696
>>11999700
the skirt steak take looks better than the ribeye

>>11997873
>>11998009
It's the turmeric.
Turmeric is a total meme. It's quite bitter and yet has a mild aroma at best- the purpose it really serves is to add that yellow color.
That color does a great job on making those eggs look good, but that yellow coloring turns into an awful sickly color when mixed with everything else (as with essentially every 'dish' that uses turmeric), especially when it gets mixed with those greens and the red onions (another meme their culture is stuck on) and diluted with the coconut milk. If they dropped the turmeric, it would have a clean brown color instead, and it could skip the sugar (less need for sweet to fight the bitterness of the turmeric) and use the pungent, less-sweet, white onion (and in lesser amount) over the red onion. (saving our color, too)

Despite that I guarantee that tastes killer, especially for the prep time. That was l o t s of coconut milk he added, rich, but full of heat from the ginger and chili, and all those wonderful flavors easily seep through the hard boiled egg white.

I was going to make several variations of this through the next couple of days, but I don't have enough coconut milk.

>>11997853
why couldn't the steak one work?

>>11999614
kek at how much he warped his siding by having his grill/smokers too close

>>11997276
poor man, i cant hate him for being a fucking mongoloid

>>11997812
I had a gross beer nit long ago that had an aftertaste that reminded me of ramen

I'd try this.

>>12001595
it ain't easy being juicy

>>12001521
>>12001527
>tfw no asian mommy to teach me how to cook

>>11996787
kek what the fuck.

>>11996787
it's funny how poorly thought out this was

>>11999635
Philistine

>>11997853
god I hate women

>>11997807
How the fuck does that 805 get poured straight into the glass and there's no head, that's fucking bullshit.

>>11997827
>milk chocolate

This implies that there are also dark and white chocolate buckets

>>11999938
I seriously hate how fucking retarded he is but I never commented on his video and 50% of the comments were actually only negative criticism of how he fucked up and how something should be done for better results. People tried to help him improve his skills or expand his knowledge yet he was the ignorant moron. Look at the screenshot of his comment I posted few posts back.>>11998401
It’s from video about his keto (((healthy))) snacks and some guy tried to explain what’s an actual healthier snack and that was his response.

>>11997807
>wtf this is terrible cooking advice
I feel extra retarded

>>12001861
>avocados
>spending 30+ minutes to make like 200 kcal worth of food
No wonder vegans are all malnourished skeletons.

>>11997812
Just realized it's not actually beer

>>12001861
I'm actually more disgusted by this than most of the beheading videos.

>>11997812
So what is the "foam" made of, because the quote marks make me nervous

>>11999633
is this from a porno

>>12001995
No, the pornstar in the webm actually delivers pizza as a side job

>>12001992
Are you stupid or something? Foam is made of foam.

>>12001998
But what is foam made of

>>12001999
foam

>>12001952
in a video from jack like 7 years ago when he first tried to (common fatboy tactic) publicly commit to weight loss he comes out and says that he's a fatty because he likes to eat and doesn't exercise. in the past year or so when people implied he was fat as shit because he ate poorly and didn't exercise he'd both delete comments and get pissy about how we're making assumptions and don't know how he lives. once he claimed his doctor said he was doing perfectly, I think... odd lies, but when you have literal brain damage behaviors can change.
I don't have actuarial tables in front of me but from cursory investigation I think Jack's got like a 15% chance to see his 60's. It's sad to a point, but Jack's not as dumb as he comes off as, he knows he's waddling to the grave

>>12001992
Probably a frothed egg white

>>12001995
not porno. fake news. there's no dick through the pizza when she opens it.

>>11999614
Looks incredibly dry. Lower temperature for longer.

>>11999931
i was that sandwich was my penis

>>11998478
All three will actually work. They just won't be very good.

>>12002001
Do you remember the video when he said he’s gonna try the weight loss thing?
I remember the times when he released a video, shitloads of negative comments appeared and in a few hours they were gone. Only the good comments of burned out fat wifes/single mothers stayed there. Good times.
Serious question. How old is Ja/ck/?

>>11999650
Girls have started acting cute again, get with the program.

>>11999700
>>11999696
While I would not cook this way, I can tell that this sort of cooking is -exactly- the way the person cooking it likes it. This is someone's long refined personal cooking tastes and I can respect that.

>>12001861
that's nasty and cold.

>>12001527
best tasting thing in this thread

>>12002050
Not that old, 40-ish.

>>12002092
No chance he is in his 40s because Garrett, his oldest son, is 32.

>>12002092
Holy shit, I thought he’s like 50 or something. His voice reminds me my grandfather.
How many strokes can human possibly survive? I mean, can he reach 80 with like 10 strokes?

>>12002100
>>12002092
His FB page says he left high school in 1985.

>>12002101
He is around 50 and it's very very unlikely he'll get to 80. Unless he radically changes his lifestyle and diet I doubt he'll reach 70. Even that will probably be painful and dire for the last 5 years.

>>12002092
>>12002100
>>12002101
>>12002119
Definitely in his fifties.
And you can live a long time even with several strokes, but it's very unlikely. The strokes themselves can vary in severity of course, but a man who has had two strokes before, let's say, age 55 obviously has some underlying causes that will cause more health issues and almost certainly an early death.
Just looking at Jack you can guess he probably has high blood pressure and probably some clogged arteries. Those can both cause strokes and heart problems. The heart problems can also cause strokes.
And so on.

>>12002134
But what we are going to do when he die? I want him to stay with us for next 20 years even if that means he’s gonna be paralyzed and sitting in a wheelchair. I just can’t get enough of his arrogant shit.

>>12000654
respect ur veges faggot

>>11999931
i wanna kick that hat off her head

>>11999900
>>11999679
That's not Ariel Rebel you mongoloids

>>12002190
Someone else already said that, you stupid faggot.

>>12000883
is he wrong though?

>>12000883
>lard and pork fat
Those two go so nicely together

>>12001513
>the purpose it really serves is to add that yellow color.
Dumbest thing I've heard since Fee said paprika is only for colour.
Turmeric has a delicious earthy flavour that goes amazingly with eggs and rice both.

>>11997847
I don't understand the point of the pizza one. You literally now have a pan to clean after you cook it wheras most oven pizzas go just straight on the rack.
Is it supposed to taste better that way or something?

>>12002261
Turmeric is a lowly bitter spice with minimal aroma. It's inferior and the appeal is mostly psychological, connected to its color. It should be pulled from most of these recipes.

>>11997882
God jack makes me laugh so hard, why does he move his face into the food instead of moving food to his mouth, lol
Also why do the mods delete the egg fort? I really think they hate themselves or something imagine being ass blasted about egg fort webm

>>12001861
why do vegans refuse to eat animal products but want their food to look like animal products

>>12000393
Hmm i might make this for my sisters family, they are vegatarians, be a nice gesture next time i go over there.

What video does jack talk about his stroke, i never saw it and i looked last night but couldn't find anything. Or how long ago and i can narrow it down, poor guy is suicidal with food.

>>12002366
Heres a recent one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY

He has an older one from the stroke he had years ago as well

>>12002210
Do you think I actually read the whole thread before shitposting, you special Olympian?

>>12001861
>all that work to recreate a single ingredient

>>12001861
Even as a vegetarian, this looks absurd

>>11999515
>>12000956
Face it, anyone can get a wife. You just have to settle for less than a 8 unless you are making 100,000 monthly in which case you can upgrade to anything.

>>11999696
>>11999700
Capers ruined the poor meal
Capers and milk ruined the rich meal
Sorry, I don't want milk on my steak you fucking savages.

>>12001861
>Requires several exotic ingredients necessitating global supply chain
>To create an unsatisfactory fake of something that's considered a perfectly fine vegetarian food that can be had by keeping a few birds in your backyard

>>12001274
Do you reall think any of those things sound bad?

>>12002050
Jakatack69 is either 49 or 50 presently.

>>12002050
>Do you remember the video when he said he’s gonna try the weight loss thing?
HEALTHY EATING TIPS... 2010 back in his salad days

>>12003417
He even said he was going to tweet his weight every day, lmfao

>>12003425
I'm pretty sure that did not happen

>>12003435
He might have tweeted it a few times but it was 8 years ago

>>12001595
Thank you so much for pointing that out. Gave me a hearty laugh.

>>12002946
It was cream, not milk.

>>11998983
>filename
good job, anon

>>12003751
I hate the faggots that make this. Always coming up with some retarded over the top recipe. God that looks foul.

>>12003766
It's just a fresh take on the classic cheese steak that people love

How do I make webms smaller? It's saying all of mine are too large even though I downloaded them all from here.

35 year old boomer here.

>>12003772
download Webm For Bakas and use that to change the dimensions, making them smaller.

Boards have different filesize limits, so if you got them elsewhere it might be that

>>11997276
He had a third stroke?

>>12003799
Second but he is going for a third by all accounts

>>11997276
feel like I could whip this guy's ass at arm wrestling

>>12003804
>proudly proclaiming that you can best a man who has had multiple strokes at a physical contest

wow

>>12003848
yes that's the joke

>>12000002
mixing butter with oil increases the smoking/burning point of the butter.
And for the non-stick, couldn't tell ya. Looks like they got a decent sear from it anyways.

>>11998983
No webm thread can be complete without this one.

>>12001274
who wouldnt want a car smelling like cookies?

>>12002946
>Kvetching about mixing meat and dairy

>>11996787
>max fill
>goes above max
>surprised when its spills over

>>12004111
Wrong thread

>>11999278

>>12004122
Saved that pic yesterday, I'll check for updates though.

>>11997853
>why does my coffee taste like Salmon and Cauliflower AGAIN Bob?? You fucking dickhole why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?

>>11998983
How does he get out of there without breaking FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES all of the eggs?

poor white man meal....

....vs rich white man meal

>>12004158
Are you sure it's not Indian cuisine we're looking at?

>>12004410

>>12000956
>>12000976
projecting

>>12001274
You didn't think this post through.

Jack scallfani here
stop posting my videos
they are copyrighted

>>12002289
>>12001513
You're an idiot and don't know how to cook.

>>12004446
file a DMCA report with hiro, he may or may not know what the fuck you are going on about

>>12004453
>finds a recipe for a foreign staple
>doesn't find a picture of it
>"wow! I did it! look at that it's perfect omgawwwed"
I know a lot of people suspect CWC of being a fake but I think Ja/ck/ probably does this on purpose to try and get views engagement and shares.

>>12001735
I know what you mean, the smell of Pilsner Urquell reminds me of soba noodles.

>>12004470
This one got so much backlash he made a second video making them properly. He knows what he's doing

>>12004480
yeah I mean he isn't faking being fat or mediocre to poor at cooking but he knows the youtube game well enough to run gimmicks

>>11999643
Anon, you'd be lucky to have a woman like that. Quit having stupid standards and get laid already.

also, tattoos are sexy

>>12004451
More likely he's just buying the McCormick powdered turmeric in which case he's right. Fresh turmeric is a game changer in terms of flavor and even a xenophobic knuckledragger like him should be able to detect that. I grow my own in zone 7.

>>12004497
>zone 7

Fuck off Surreyfag

>>12004470
I do not agree with your opinion, I think Jack is a very talented person who puts a lot of effort in his videos and always tries to give something back to the community. All this negativity is simply jealousy or childish man children who don't want to grow up and prefer to harass successful people online due to there own shortcomings

>>12004501
blessed are the bait makers as they shall be called sons of ja/ck/

this board have the same tranny janny as /vr/?

>>12004517
>/ck/
>janitors

lmao

>>12004391
That is objectively the best way to cook a good steak.

>>12004497
Even powdered tumeric can be delicious. Ever add a bit to your rice before cooking it? Throw in some chopped cilantro, butter, and lemon zest and you'll have an amazing yet simple rice side.

>>12004519
shit's getting deleted in here

>>12004523
One thing got deleted and it looks like it was a guy doing something gross with a pig carcass so I'm glad

>>12004538
archive nigger, and he was butchering the pig, where you think your chops come from?

>>12004388
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STEAK IS ALREADY EASY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11996787
average walmart shopper right there

>>12004517
yes, I had a
>nice
response to jack's 91 year age get deleted because ???? honk pill reaction frog is offensive
just lol at their pathetic life and move on

>>12004521
tuRmeric is shit, it's added to all sorts of stuff for its color and you either don't taste it cause it's so weak or it's powder brick of the stuff thrown included in all that eastern jungle cuisine and they have to compensate.
It's the equivalent to americans putting everything in jello.

>>12000883
>lard
>fatty pork
>spring onions

What part of this isn't supposed to be delicious?

>>12004604
I've had that turmeric cauliflower salad and it is nasty, but that doesn't mean those ingredients can't be put to good use

>>11997865
One time I was in the shared kitchen in my dormitory and there was this Chinese student in there making himself a "sandwich". His English was some of the worst I've ever heard considering the situation. I have no idea how people like that are able to get their degree. He had bought that square ham with the rounded corners, American cheese slices, and white bread. He had a tower about five slices of bread high. Bread, cheese and ham, bread, cheese and ham, bread, cheese and ham, and so on. He asked me how to turn on the oven -- which was more like grunts and pointing than an actual question -- so he could bake it. I set it to 350F so he wouldn't burn the place down (too quickly, anyways), and I watched him directly place it on the rack. I left before I got to watch him eat it. One of the strangest things I've ever seen.

>>11997882
Tammy sure is one lucky woman

>>12004604
>you either don't taste it cause it's so weak
Tumeric is strong and very easily overpowers a dish. You haven't used it. Your opinion is shit and you probably don't cook.

>>11999696
>pan frying skirt steak
>cutting skirt steak with the grain
WHY

>>12004613
Chinaman lost in english speaking countries
as if he was just airdropped in with a vague plan to "fit in"
is some of the funniest real-life shit I've ever seen too

>>12004613
My calculus instructor at uni fit that description. His lectures were worthless because they were incomprehensible but I still got an A because I just studied the book.

>>12001861
isn't yeast alive?checkmatevegans

>>12003769
there is neither enough oil nor enough heat in that wok. shame

>>12004831
You can't really cook with Woks without gas stoves. Not sure why people don't get that.

>>12004840
They see videos like this and assume that chinese restaurants are doing the same thing in the back. Little do they know that Chang has a massive set of propane burners lit up constantly to 10, and reuses the same gallon of oil for the whole day

>>12004629
Turmeric sucks. Difference between me and you is that I've applied some critical thinking and started pulling turmeric from my dishes for the better. You've never tried.

>>12004896
No. The difference between you and I is that I can actually cook.

>>11998983
Egg?

>>12004821
BASED

>>12004410
India doesn't use toilets dumb ass

>>11999696
>>11999700
cast iron only for cow or gtfo
also, is capers and dijon a regioanl thing, if so for where? I like a bit of mustard powder in a bbq rub for meat, or in a pot roast. but actual liquid mustard? Too vinegary for my palette. Plus capers, ick. I think I only like them in a chicken piccata.

>>11999931
Imagine if she ate that the same way Jack eats anything. Fucking diamonds.

>>11999635
these basic bitch instagram type meals, mostly for visual aestheitcs than tastes, Foodporn tier type healthy foods. Also, "avocado spread"?? its guacamole

>>12002931
of course. just aim for low vaginal equity entirely so it'll cost you slightly less. Ugly, obese, etc.

>>12000028
man I feel like these sorts of vendors that make traditional simple snacks are the ideal fast food methods. Not an industrialized corporate franchise, that does everything terribly for sake of profit. I like food trucks for the same reason. Just a little snack not a full meal, of something simple, quick, tasty, and better quality ingredients. No surprise these street vendors and this type of fast food eating is so common in areas where there are less obese people.

>>12000393
I've had a raw vegan version of this that had marinated riced cauliflower, and so many fresh delicious julienned veggies. With a fruity tropical type dipping sauce. It was pretty good, and I love meat.

>>12000649
He's is circlejerk prime material

>>12001000
is it due to autism?

>>12001521
man I'm stoned but was it's head moving a bit in the first few seconds???

>>12003769
>Sriracha
>Not hot oil

>>12004388
>Half a bottle of soy sauce

>>12004416
>No yogurt or coconut milk
Meh.

>>12005382
Half a cup dingus

>>12004604
>It's the equivalent to americans putting everything in jello.
We haven't done that since the 50s, and aspic is actually popular in Europe.

>>12004613
>>12004649
>>12004697
Sounds like Nevil from the Random [insert game here] Bullshittery series.
>He even types in broken English

>>12000002
>pan type, non-stick. why tho
Gotta piss with the cock ya got.

>>12004840
I've got a cast iron one you can get hot enough on a western stove. You have to work fast in it, and can't back it down and race it up, but if you get some practice it's amazing.

>>12005331
I want to kill you

>>12005371
Filename.

>>12005770
This is how I wanna die, head first though.

I unironically miss jack

>>12004446
Post a selfie and have a time stamp.

>>12002931
>jack only got married because he settled
au contraire

>>12002175
i second this, we need more jack shit, he is our insolent retard

>>12005770
I work in an office and it always makes me smile to see stuff like this and think that it was someone's job to come up with this, to design it and to build it. Imagine the professional satisfaction of seeing this and knowing that it is because of you

>>11997847
>use a garment steamer
>instead of... just... regular steam
???

>>12002946

>>11997869
this is worse than mayo and mustard bologna cake

>>12003405
Holy shit. Never payed attention to the number in his username.

>>12003417
Thanks anon, I am gonna make some popcorn and watch this shit.

>>12000393
She's really cute, imagine her farts

>>11997424
There really is something elemental about this one

>>12006514

>>12003769
That looks good as hell, but way too many different ingredients for what is basically fried rice

>>12006372
It's called the hurgin you fuck

>>12005331
Markets are eating the world bro read ribbonfarms post

>>12006514

>>12001861
So how is this not worse for the environment than using the real thing?
All that electricity and the fuel used by the cars, trucks and planes delivering the spices and ingredients...
Meanwhile, some farmer uses his grown wheat to feed a chicken which pops out an egg in its life.

>>12002373
>>11996787
Have you sent your prayers to Jack?

>>12006870
How is Jack gonna pray with only one hand?

>>11997840
Stromboli

>>12005301
mashed up avocado is not guacamole

>>11999696
what the fuck I usually do my porkchops like this

>>12006870
Chef Ja/ck/.. easy on the prayers.

>>11999635
Aug I can see you're an Aries then

>>11999700
>drying the steaks then flippinig them right back onto the wet spot
retard

>>11999931
>those deliberate "i'm eating" mannerisms
shit actress 0/10 would not bang

>>11997840
That is a fucking pizza you just rolled around
that doesn't make it into a burrito

>>12006514
I know that feel

>>12004174
why would a cooking board need spoilers you fucking idiot

>>12006870
Is Ja/ck/ really a christfag?

>>12008298
Hardcore Evangelical yeah

>>11997837
>thinking this should be taken seriously

wew lad

>>12004613
Chinese students are routinely dumbfucks who have no place in higher education, especially in the US. Colleges cater to them because they (read: their parents) pay really high tuition. I've seen Chinese students openly cheating on tests and professors don't give a shit. It's fucking appalling.

>>11997878
This one upsets me. Like, just move it around slowly. It only becomes hard and difficult to mix when you use too much force.

>>12008479
His primitive brain cannot comprehend non-Newtonian fluid dynamics

>>11997853
You know the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming

>>11996787
>thread starts with Jack
Fucking based

>>11997840
God I fucking hate white women.

>>12008777

>>11997882

>>11999614
>trying to hide the ring

I know its you jacky boy.

>>12002312
They are trying to recruit people who are on the fence.

>>12005770
post the crab machine

>>11999633
SAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUCCCEEEEEEE

>>11997847
you gotta be an asshole to do any of these

>>12007790
horroble

>>12008474
there's a whole group in my physics class that all sit together in a clump and talk amongst themselves in chinese during tests while passing their tests around themselves, it's weird as fuck but the professor and TA just pretend it isn't happening.

>>12008298
he converted so his current wife would marry him. you could say he has the zeal of the converted but my personal theory is that he's a latent homosexual who suppresses his subconscious desire for dick through a proportionate enthusiasm for jesus and for eating. that he's a christian is as much proof of his heterosexuality to himself as is his marriage to tammy.
I'm not fully convinced of this, but it seems weird that somebody would be converted in the 2000's for the soul purpose ( ;P) of getting that tammy puss.

>>12009846
Guy I knew from high school converted to jehovas witnesses to marry his girlfriend. She was really weird and borderline crazy but hey to each his own.

>>12008777
his square jaw disturbs me

>>12010252
i meant chin