/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How does he get out?

>>12017167

>>12017319
Gonna need a name.

>>12017319
thotsiva fatassinov

>>12017337
>namefile

Nice

>>12017319
what a strangely shaped person

>>12019033
>Butter in the skillet
Yikes. Put em in dry in a good nonstick if you don't want your pancakes to look like shit.

test

I want to try this recipĕ

>>12019272
Based

>>12017324
Why does he keep flipping them?

>>12019050
I feel sorry for you.

can someone make a webm of this or any other particularly awful scrumdidilyumptious food crimes for me

https://youtu.be/wSo4-jhkL5s?t=644

>>12019269
>those hands
>vegan
>cooking aluminium foil
>deep frying

>>12019341

>>12017319
Imagine the SMELL FUCK

>>12021121
can't believe Jack fell for that /out/ meme

>>12019272
>>12021175
reddit

>>12017107
God I fucking hate non whites.

>>12021143
Batoning is legit. Ignorant fools just do it with too big logs.

>>12021121
I was getting extremely frustrated until I saw the ring, then it explained everything

>>12020888
meant for
>>12019345

>>12017107
These are some of the stupidest cooking ideas I've seen in a while.

>>12017319
There isn't a square inch of her body that isn't within five inches of some sort of implant. I can't imagine that being very comfortable.

>>12017319

Yikes, like 40% of her body is implants

>>12023404
is that a metal whisk in a nonstick pan

>>12023854
dude this isn't /wsg/ we don't have sound on this board

I think that a lot of the videos you have been posting lose a lot without that dude's commentary, especially since a number don't even seem to involve cooking.

>>12023865
>especially since a number don't even seem to involve cooking.

>>12021419
fuck you, don't you "reddit" the surly king of /ck/ and the egg fort you hyper retarded faggot

>>12021121
my god, ja/ck/ is actually an artist. ive never seen anyone else fuck so many mundane/elementary things up. its really intriguing to watch
>OIL, NICE AND COLD

>>12023922
>MAX FILL
>cold oil
every fucking time

>>12017314
Huh, I didn't know there was a Chinese dish with dumplings like that.

>>12017314
Sauce?

>>12017107
the last one with the egg was decent
should have put a big slice of ham beside it tho and not have the yolk fucking broken!

>>12022213
Deep fried spaghetti, now I've seen everything. The world has no secrets to me, bow mortals to my knowledge.

>>12019272
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>12023718
It's satire.

>>12023897
>green-bottled beer

>>12017110
>food starts flying out of the pot
>the video gets cut

>>12023729
>>12023801

>>12019256
Anything that involves chopping the ends off a potato can't be good. I fear the rest of this webm

>>12023767
needs way more veggies get some veggies on there maybe some veggies and activated eggs and some nice de-acidised veggie clubroot (organic) get also some veggies for health like parsnips and microsalad with veggie shavings like carrote and some veggies for side dish

>>12020888

NO!

>>12019034
God I wish that were me

>>12019034
What do they do with cow legs anyway? Oh right, they make beef franks out of them.

>>12019269
How did he fuck up so badly at everything
>vegan cheese
>vegan cream
>not eating the entire chilli (very faggy)
>extremely fat host
>unnecessarily greasy recipe

>>12020888
THANK YOU

>>12021419
newfag

>>12024533
>the last one with the egg was decent
wtf no
what is wrong with your life?

on loop for 5 minutes, keep trying to look at what's being cooked on the stove and I keep missing it.

>>12023858
Teflon flakes add depth of flavor
you'd know that if you actually cooked instead of eating mcnuggets every meal

>>12027571
Teflon makes you dick small

>>12026618
It always amazes me that this is not even a joke
Apart from being absolutely retarded this is just a very high effort way to make seasoned msg-water

>>12017167
>>12017337
I haven't been on /ck/ in over a fucking year and this is still getting posted. Jesus Christ.

>>12026618
what in gods green earth

>>12023335
The only thing about this webm that upset me is the fact that foie gras isn't outlawed.

>>12027575
Teflon is harmless you government school retard

>>12027181

Let's start a /ck/ drinking game. Take a shot for every ridiculously shitty/unhealthy gif recipe where the creator has gross fat person hands.

>>12027697
I hate fruit in my savory dishes :(

>>12027667
Some people don't follow the news I see.

>>12027705
>>12027697
Actually this is more like having savory garnish with your fruit.

>>12027708
Some people believe retarded shit I see.

>>12027617
This is the one webm that always gets intentionally, obnoxiously posted. It's /ck/'s sneedposting.

>>12026576
t. cosmetic surgery guild

>>12023897
why wouldn't they just get a bowl and mix the cut potatoes in olive oil and salt and pepper so it has a even coating?

>>12024450
>Dumplings

>>12026606

>>12028802
What would you call them?

WHERE DID HE GO?

>>12023858
It looks like a mini cast iron pan. Teflon cookware usually has different colored handles, whereas cast iron and enamel will always be one solid object.

>>12023922
>OIL ICE COLD
FTFY

>>12027664
I shall season my delicious foie gras with your frustration.

>>12028841
He had an important divegrass match to play.

>>12029482
Reminder that we were the only team to beat the eventual champions.

>>12026606
>what are fondant potatoes

>>12019034
Lost.

Gotta go get some food now.

>>12021121
When I get stuck like this I do what he did at the end, only more violently.

Nobody else seems to like it but it works.

>>12017107
>doesn't screw lid on before shaking
Does she want almond diarrhea everywhere?

>>12017107
I would unironically try the cookie one if I had a waffle iron

>>12027697
Way too much pineapple, each slice is like 80% fruit.

>>12031674
as soon as i see those faggy hands, i close the webm

>>12031909
I thought you were joking but holy shit what is this fucking shit. Just give me a normal fucking cooking video. I legit can't follow along because I'm too busy looking away from the cringe.

>>12031920
>>12031909
Look at these fucking boomers.

>>12020888
Is that vegan chicken?

>>12031977
>you have to like my shitty EDM pseudo-chef or you're a boomer
you can fuck right off

>>12030318
I... I don't know.

>>12019272
>filename
you've done good anon

who else ja/ck/ed up for Scalfani's new fishing channel?

>>12026618
gross they used cool ranch

>>12017107
>that egg at the end
What is the fucking point

>>12032706
Imagine never reading Dr. Seuss.

>>12032879
for what purpose

>>12027541
It was a pretty interesting life hack considering the bottle and the egg yolk.. whats wrong with YOUR life?

>>12022213
>American cooking
lol fucking gross

>>12019033
>mixing til it's literally milk

yikes

>>12031977
>>12031674
You know how I know you or that fag in the webm don't vote?

>>12032392
I like how they have to hold it at the end because if they don't it's just going to fall apart because this was a dogshit idea

>>12032879

>>12033070
This looks fucking revolting

>>12033169
>how to ruin good tomatoes, cheese and garlic.

>>12028812
nice

>>12032996
pretty good

>>12032392
>using the sharp side of the knife to push things around the chopping board

>>12032879
>layers of cheese and meat
>finding some way to deep fry it
>ends up looking like a hurgin

Can someone post the bouncing Japanese cake?

>>12031674
mix together some sauce for our 5 fries

>>12033161
What in the goddamn...?

>>12033176
for what pvrpose

>>12019034
imagine if a worker accidentally fell there

>>12017107
i'm so close to saying the N word you guys have no idea

>>12027617
it's just like the 3d/sfm threads in /gif/ where the monster fucking webm gets posted every time

>>12017107
>uncooked instant noodle pizza

Stop it

>>12033157
>>12033169
These looked retarded right up until they were plated. I don't hate the idea

>>12033161
Man what the fuck

>>12032879

>>12035380

>>12027617
It's just sad at this point.

>>12035625
I need more webms that crossover between my Food and Fat People Hate folders.

>>12035684
>that smug fucking look when they finally cut to her

>>12035722
She was just excited because he was talking about food.

>>12019033

Am I the only one that doesn't like pancakes?

And when people drench them in syrup, it makes me gag honestly.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1552606143584.webm

>>12035811
>Am I the only one...
The answer to this question is literally always "no".

But anyway, I don't mind them but I would never pick them over something like french toast.

>>12035762
Not gunna lie but this is kinda hot

>>12035813
autismo

>>12035183
*unzips*

>>12019269
>PETA
>vegan
>fat as fatass host

>>12020888
>chikin' n waturmeln

REAL NIGGA HOURS

>>12032879

>"recipe"
<Never says how much of anything to use.

>>12019345
Thnx to anon, that recommended this , Tube

>>12032416
This always makes me laugh because I have no idea how he cuts himself

>>12035817
It's a turn of phrase you fucking faggot.

>>12026972
French people are made of beef?

>>12036974
do americans really?

>>12036857
That looks grand. I'm gonna do it

>>12036225
its not fried
it doesn't count

>>12032888
>>12032706
This guy is Sam

>>12020888
Oh... oh I hate this a lot.

>>12033161

>>12023335
>that Teflon coating

>>12027708
...? The whole point of Teflon is that it doesn't bond to stuff. So it flakes off and goes in your body where it... doesn't bond to stuff. It's like huffing argon.

>>12036974
Sometimes you really wonder where it all went wrong

>>12019063
What is that?

>>12032879
You can build a house with that

>>12036705
you're welcome anon, i watch that channel somewhat frequently to get my fix of mesmerizingly disgusting food atrocities. i am thankful for more webms so that we can all share the horror together.

>>12032901
never heart of kito?

>>12039775
do tell

>>12039828
you trick your body into thinking you're in the paleolithic era by avoiding candy

>>12039835
you mean keto
and flour will fuck that up

>>12039828
i really like this pic. it reminds me of sir reginald

>>12036997

>>12039935

>>12017319
Name is BigBottomBehavior btw on

>>12039882
thanks for the info, spellcheck, I appreciate it

>>12027617
And we still don't know how he gets out without breaking all of the eggs

>>12040265
He gets out through the eggsit.

>>12040265
He moves the eggs

>>12029507
>Reminder of what happens when you play defense with shitty youtubers like "Molly Vs Claire"

>>12040177
not shown: skillet over flowing with bacon fat setting your oven on fire

Nutella is mainly shitty palm-oil and sugar.

>>12040628
idk why people like nutella, its the worst hazelnut spread

>>12036716
It was the heel of the knife.
>>12032416
The wood-blocks in the background are unsanitary.

>>12039465
that's fun

>>12039935
I'm not at all adverse to killing bugs, or using machinery in food prep but this is straight up horror movie shit

There is a disturbing lack of jack ITT

>>12040508
kek

>>12040628

>>12040921
i forget, what caused this to make interntimonal news again?

>>12040958
Filename?

>>12040962
obviously but wasnt their violence oe something that went along ith it? i really dont see howelse it would get australian news coveragea

>>12040976
Intermarche supermarkets slashed the price of Nutella by 70 percent, bringing the price for a 950-gram tub down to the equivalent of 1.41 euros ($1.76). It previously retailed at 4.50 euros.

>>12039979
he actually did the fucking numale face holy shit

>>12040628
For some reason normies freaked out when they say this picture. Apparently it didn't click with a lot of retards that this chocolate spread is mostly sugar.

>>12039465
Neat

>>12036974
that sorbet looked pretty good

>>12041514
based spousal teamwork.

makes me smile

>>12041821
do they even taste good

2.1 M , Subs...thnx

>>12035625
Couldn't she just step on it to break it?

>>12042440
All current day scales are probably certified elephant proof, in order to prevent lawsuits over hurt feelings.

>>12040988
What is it with the Chinese and buffets ? My parents were on a cruise last autumn and there were a handful of chinese passengers that acted like total savages, stacking several plates full of food on their tables and not even eating half or so.
On the last day they goddamn filled their pockets with serrano ham from the breakfast buffet, I don't even...

>>12042666
Communism, that's what.

>>12042666
mainland chinese lack empathy and compassion. theyre taught to cheat and use any means to get ahead. when worded like that it sounds like im jewing them but thats their culture

>>12019240
i don't think it worked. better try again.

>>12032879
Its just a giant chicken nugget with ham and cheese in it

Why would you do that?

>>12035762
I'd fuck it

>>12033034
>american
you fucking retard.

>>12042672
I can't believe next season is going to be the last...

>>12043260
It does feel weird, but it's probably a good time. There really isn't anything more to develop or do, so best to end on a high note while it's still good. It'll be interesting to see what the next generation will do.

>>12043276
Personally, I thought that with Autism, GlimGlam, and Trixie moving to town, they were going to make a new mane 6 and switch most of the focus to them.

>>12038957
Chili oil

>>12035729
>3 months of paid absence for work related injuries

>>12039935
Why anon?

>>12043445

>>12043445
Why Not.

>>12019272
What gets me every time is how he puts the pot of eggs on the stove at the end. It's so surreal, almost cartoonish.

>>12043595
When ayyy lmaos show up, I hope they dispatch me in a very similar manner.

>>12043896
In what world does this make sense to make?

>>12043904
Just shut up and enjoy your coconut

>>12043904
It's coconut, what more do you want?

>>12043916
I do not want a coconut.

>>12031674
would love to cut his fingers off with kitchen shears

>>12043870
I see a different pair of loins i'm interested in

>>12043543
I like how all you have to do to be a kim impersonator is be fat and asian

>>12043929
kale chips are a very easy way to guarantee you have enormous bowel movements

>>12044136
hello yes i would like kale chips please and thank you

>>12017126
pretty based desu

>>12019256
>sugar
dropped

>>12028812
Hey neat

>>12023822
>not finishing the pasta in the sauce
__ _________ ______ __ ____?

>>12041107
oh, those silly normies.

>>12044513
sometimes i forget this is a normie board. i'm pretty sure it has the biggest female population out of all the boards

>>12043904
>tourists want coconuts with 0 effort
>machine sells them at $3 each
>coconuts are dirt cheap
>basically $3 profit for every coconut sold

>>12039935
this kills the crab

>>12044637
it really does, doesn't it?

>>12017314
nice

>>12044594
>normie board
/ck/ is a niche and slow interest/hobby board. Normie boards are what people associate 4chan with because they have a constant influx of newfags, and which are beyond any effective moderation due to huge user bases. Namely /b/, /pol/, /v/, /tv/, /int/, and /wsg/ because that's mostly memes and shit.
Porn and imagedump boards are just for porn and dumps, and all other interest and hobby boards attract mainly only those who are interested in the topic. /ck/ is no different.
Also /ck/ quite probably aligns with general gender demographics of 4chan. /cgl/ is probably the board which has clearly the largest female population, and also the one where it's female majority.

>>12040912
HOW DID HE CUT THE POTATO!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK

>>12033161
This has to be some kind of vore fetishist

>>12043041
The two other co-hosts on Top Gear/Grand Tour make fun of him for being "American" all the time. So sorry anon, you're actually the retarded one.

>>12017110
>They automated the fun part of cooking.
>All the annoying preparations were already done.
Who ok-ed this?

>>12044735
For real. I'd have more fun in the kitchen if I had to do less prepping, and more actual cooking.

>>12044727
You fucking idiot.

>>12041514
>all that work will be gone after a few bites
Is it for a special occasion, or are these people just that dedicated?

>>12033161
the cross section looks like a creampied anus.

>>12019269
those are some chubby hands

>>12039935

>>12017110
$15/hr

>>12045076
t. Amerilard who bawks at effort being put into cooking.

>>12045528
Doesn't look so impressive when he keeps spilling half on the counter.

>>12045607
it's "balks"

requesting one of those disgusting webms of those mexican junk food carts that just pile garbage on top of doritos and shit

>>12045650
>>12045654
Should I make this with a 30 oz bag of doritos

>>12045667
Sure.

Absolutely disgusting

>>12045677
>jelly candies
>fruit syrup

>>12045698
the last surviving 2 members of an undiscovered tribe of gay vikings that know the secret of eternal life, Smok and Barl are approximately 430 and 500 years old respectively.

>>12045607
Jesus Christ, raging autist, it was a normal question.
Seek help.

>>12045771
>500 years
You seem like quite the expert on Vikings.

>>12026618
What was the point of this?

>>12045781
Was that sugar or salt?

Get paid In FOOD.

>>12045817
Says cane sugar on the box.

>>12045862
I don't know why I asked because in hindsight both are just as bad.

>>12045781
undiscovered tribes be like that my dude

>>12017107
Biggers. They really are that stupid

>>12035716

>>12039465
>helium tank

>>12043918
absolutely wild that this video led to pepsi bringing crystal pepsi back
god bless the beast

>>12046095
Moo!

>>12045636

>>12045240
Nothing about this looks appetizing.

>>12046100
this triggers my mitrochondrions

>>12044952
I don't watch top gear. Explain.

>>12045636
I think he's calling you a chicken.

>>12040035
Jesus fuck.

>>12045156
>Correct way to eat pineapple
wrong. not any and every pineapple can be eaten this way.

>>12042706
You'd die trying

>>12036822
holy fuck imagine fucking one of those

>>12023404
Just yeet some broccoli on the plate at the end and we can pretend it's healthy

>>12028812
All that effort just for a potato croissant with spinach inside

>>12046483
hey its forgotten weapon