/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Looks depressing

>>12025272
It's a grocery store food court, the fuck you want? Chandeliers and black ties?

>>12025266
>not knowing what to order from COSTCO by the time you reach the front of the line
There's like 6 items on the menu how are people this dumb

>>12025290
Amer*cans

>>12025290

Trump voters

>>12025290
It's either they don't know what they want, don't have payment ready, have dumb questions like "huhhhh, how are the churros today?", or just generally too slow and retarded to promptly order. I don't understand it, there's a fucking massive menu right in front of you the whole time you're waiting.

>>12025266
Why the hell would you eat here when you can walk out the door and go to an actual fast food place.

>>12025326
>drive to costco
>fill up on gas at the costco gas
>park
>go inside and spend $300 on food
>come outside
>eat costco pizza

>no longer have to stand in line
>have to stand in line for the kiosk
>have to stand in line at the kiosk pick up window

FUCK

>>12025326
It tastes better than most fast food places, and it's more fairly priced.

>>12025354
>Kirkland pizza is better than an actual pizza place
Big yikes flyover detected

>>12025359
It's better than hut or dominos for sure. Any other half decent place probably not, but I guarantee it's cheaper

>>12025364
sry hunty but it doesn't beat an NYC dollar slice move somewhere worth living

>>12025366
Hope you aren't typing on your clicky keyboard or Daquan will walk the five feet over from his home to your home and tell you to shut the fuck up again.

>no ebt accepted

Based

>>12025399
EBT is functionally identical to a debit card in 2019.

>>12025399
EBT can't be used for prepared foods anywhere, dummy.

>>12025405
No, that varies by state. Google it.

>>12025405
Many businesses get around this by "selling you" the raw ingredients and charging $1 as a grill fee.
Other states like california don't actually restrict prepared foods at all.

How much is their membership and do they offer some kind of trial? They built one about an hour from me but I'm partial to based Sams Club.

>>12025409
>>12025416
Interesting. Now I know. Thanks!

>>12025425
You can just go inside and tell them you're gonna sign up and then wander into the store, nobody will say anything.
Of course you still cant buy anything.

>>12025425
$60/year. I think they do random days (not very often) where they let anyone in and maybe buy things too can't remember. Food court does not require membership. Probably not worth an hour drive honestly.

What do you guys buy?
I only have a sams nearby, dont know why I got a card since I only buy big ass bags of beans, rice, and detergent so I never have to leave the house
Their pesto sauce is good, beer selection is weak and never really looked at the wine
They also dont sell boxes of donuts or decent baked bread or dried bananas

Damn.. that hot dog looks terrible. Do people really eat garbage like that?

t. only eats Bratwurst

>>12025266
Is this the Costco in Madison Heights, Michigan?

>>12025675
dog food, seltzer, gatorade, diapers, baby formula, sometimes candy or nuts or other food items.

>>12025742
the hotdogs are pretty tasty.

>>12025975
orlando florida

>>12026070
Ok

I canceled my membership when they removed the vegan bowl.

Brah, those cardboard dollar slices are nasty.

>>12025326
>thinking he can get a $1.50 hot dog at any fast food joint
Lmao at your life

>>12025266
I never did that anyways. You can order your food while your checking out with your groceries. My Costco doesn’t have kisosks yet. I was just there yesterday and bypassed the line of dummies to get my Costco Dog

>>12025272
Anyone who wats at a grocery store food court is a sad individual.

>>12025313
or theyre ordering for their family of 8 back at the table, they want the pizza slice cut in half, and they let their kids run around and dont have any control over them

>>12025742
They are delicious. You get to put the toppings on yourself

>>12025290
I've been at McDonalds with people in front of me staring at the menu and asking " Do you sell cheeseburgers ?"

>>12025266
>getting anything other than the based hot dog

Kirkland (tm) is the best brand

>>12025351
>everyone at my costco is too retarded to use the kiosks so they all stand in line while I walk up, order my pizza slice, and pick it up 5 seconds later
>the fat fucks in line stare at me like I'm a magician, then continue standing in line

>>12026700
I laugh because you were waiting in that line before the kiosks were installed, and I was the guy who still skipped the line and got my Costco a Dog before you

>>12026700
>and everyone clapped

>>12026740
>a Dog before you
What did he mean by this?

WHY THE FUCK CAN’T WE HAVE POUTINE. NOT FAIR

>>12026753
Yes.

Also
>he doed

>>12025366
>Lives in a polluted, rat infested shithole with literal sewer people.
Off course you are excited about a shitty dollar slice

>>12026753
>>12026758
>he doesn’t know that you can order food court items from the cash register girl during checkout with your groceries

>>12025675
8 packs of deenz for me

>>12025266
yes I sure love touching greasy surfaces that other people wipe their hands on right before getting some finger food. bone apple teeth

>>12025326
Costco polish dog is kino desu and cheap af

>>12026767
Uhh, I order my pizza on my way to Costco so it's ready when I get there, and I get it a whole Dog before you do

>>12025313
You're assuming literacy. This is Murrica, remember.

>posting the bayonne costco

>>12026581
One time when they told me they didn't have any quarter-pounders I asked if I could get a double quarter-pounder. Didn't have those either unfortunately.

>>12026825
McDonald's told me they were out of hamburgers but they still had cheeseburgers and they were very firm about not just giving me a hamburger without cheese

I used to loathe the self checkout lane when some cunt before me has a full cart. Then I went to Costco and a few months later they put in some self checkouts too. Same shit people with a full cart or push cart trying to scan their 50 items. Now I only go when the store is just opening. Shelves stocked and the only other people there are the ones who share my efficiency

Does your Costco sell cottage pie?

>Now your stuck behind people who don't know how to operate the machine.
It's brilliant!

>order from little caesars online
>notified when pizza is in the pizza portal
>drive and pick up with no human interaction at all

>>12026858
Little C’s is literal shit

>>12026873
nah its good

>>12026381
Cheap hot dogs have raccoon and pig penis in. I'd rather pay more for actual meat thank you very much.

>>12026757
Fries and gravy is delicious but you DARE put that disgusting cheese shit on top and I'll cut your fucking hands off.

>>12026850
Wait whut? Why are the prices in GBP?

>>12026891
Because there are Costcos in the UK..

Did you know Costco France sells local French wine in bulk?

>>12026700
lol that's how it is at taco bell when I order with them. people stand in long ass lines waiting to order and I walk right up and get my food before they even have a chance to order.
to be fair the kiosks don't accept cash yet so a lot of people order at the counter to pay in cash.
it's funny seeing the old people who refuse to use them though cause "them puters are too dang confusing"

>>12026850
wtf does the pizza really look like that at foreign costcos?? how's the gelato?

>>12026904
They have sausage pizza :(

>>12026957
>bulogi bake

FUUUUUUUUCKKKK

>>12026957
this is a comfy costco menu

>>12026757
I wish they'd sell burgers too if they're gonna bother with fries.

When the FUCK are they going to bring back chocolate yogurt and ditch that SHITTY acai garbage?

>>12026970
Whenever I go to Japan I will make sure to visit their Costco .

Costco membership is worldwide if you didn’t know

>>12026980
The acai isnt that great but it's better than the garbage fat free frozen yogurt. Do they make it fat free so the fatties don't feel as gulity about dessert and it sells better?

>>12025975

I was at the Madison Heights store last week and noticed the kiosks. One of my friends still got in the regular line.

>>12025433

You could use the food court still, they don't check membership there.

>>12026995
>Do they make it fat free so the fatties don't feel as gulity about dessert and it sells better?
That's literally the motivation behind fat-free anything

>>12025266
Fuck those kiosks
>get rid of workers so they save money
>expect me to do the work but don’t drop the prices accordingly
I bring earth magnets and regularly destroy Safeway’s machines. I’ll keep doing it until the prices drop, cheap cunts

>>12026850
Uk has costcos ?? Wtf are they just a lot smaller or what ?

>>12027185

>>12027161
>earth magnets and regularly destroy
Explain

>>12025266
I got a Costco near me here in the UK and want to join but the criteria is very odd and I don't meet any of it.

>>12027161
All they're eliminating is someone touching a screen and handing receipts, for credit card sales only. I doubt they're staffing the food court less with these in place. Just wait until they replace the whole kitchen with robots

When I worked in the food court 80% of the costumers were Hispanic goblinos and goblinas with their 4 children. 10% were Chinese, and the other 10% were obese whites. The sheer stupidity of people got to be too much so I started acting racist towards them to get moved to a different department. It worked, and now I chill inside perusing the isles when I work.

>>12027498
>Gets put in a better position because your racist.
How can Costco keep getting away with this?

>>12027498
>Isles
It's aisles, no wonder you work at Costco..

>>12027592
Because the hiring, training and onboarding process is extremely expensive from a productivity per hour perspective.
It's easier to move problem employees to roles that won't cause problems than to fire them and hire a complete unknown to replace them.

>>12026401
I like to people watch with my homies. Seems like Costcos are 50% hangouts for geriatric retirees

>>12026777
You wish your Dog was as good as mine

>>12027731
They are. At my location old folks actually wait outside for the doors to open. They show up 30 minutes before we open and either wait in their cars, or outside the doors leaning on carts. An assortment of 50+ people every single day all over the age of 60. People are spendthrifts.

>>12027621
What's funny is after I left the food court, the department fell into complete disarray. Sales fell by about 3k/ day and multiple employees would and still do call out sick every single day. They have replaced at least 50% of the staff lol.

>>12026850
Lmfao imagine living there

>>12027251
North America should be centred in this map because stinky 3rd worlders don't count

>>12026836
probably made them ahead of time. did you enjoy your four hour old cheeseburger?

>>12026883
>implying costco doesn't sell hot dogs and rotisserie chicken at a loss to lure people in
laffin

>>12025425
place is good if you buy things in bulk often, but if you're single and don't cook a lot i wouldn't recommend it

>>12027814
Yeah I'm sure you were 50% of what made that place better mr. food court

>>12027814
>being proud of your grocery store work ethic
>boasting about your superiority to your high school co-workers

>>12026957
>Paying roughly $13.99 for a whole pizza
Nani the fuck

>>12026873
But it's hot and ready

>>12028805
Like my prolapsed asshole

>>12028785
Considering at "Large" ~12" 2 topping at Dominos in japan is near $30

>>12028822
But I'm not gay, sorry bud.

>>12027418
What do you mean? You just pay a yearly membership

>>12025284
Yes.

>>12028868
>japan
Who fucking cares?

>>12025975
>>12027141
Lansing bro here, hopefully the one here gets the kiosks soon, when I went last week they didn't have them

>>12027151
you can also buy booze without a membership

>>12027498
>>12027814
these are the saddest two posts I've seen in a while

>>12026891
Those are pounds, not Good Boy Points (GBP).

>>12028992
That's what I thought but not here:
https://www.costco.co.uk/membership-individual-requirements

You have to be employed or retired from certain companies or professions.

>>12030375
That doesn’t seem right to me. You should go to your local Costco and try to sign up there.

My Costco is one of the only one in the US with the restaurant outside of the the actual building. Yes, it's ghetto as fuck. I am not hopeful they we'll be getting the kiosks anytime soon. Monkey's would rip them from the walls and run out. It's that ghetto.

>>12026901
I'm convinced that old people will be the only thing preventing total fast food automation. Boomers need a physical person to yell at when things go wrong.

>>12025266
"uhhhh can i get uhhhh is the hot dog uhhhh gluten free?"

>>12026887
>not putting cheese curds in your poutine
why even live?

>>12026883
>implying there's anything wrong with ground raccoon and pig penis

>>12027251
Will my membership card get me into any costco in the world? Im an executive member which means im more importanter than everyone else

>>12030375
>https://www.costco.co.uk/membership-individual-requirements
haha you need a license just to sign up for Costco?!?!?! You guys really are a cucked fucking country

>r-rule Britannia, b-Britannia rules the w-waves

>>12031768
Dude, where is this?

>being this impatient

get a man servant or something you rich prick

>>12029374
The post this string refers back to is a Japanese Costco ya dingus

The berry smoothies used to be so good

I will hate them forever for changing the recipe

Can someone post a real photo of that costco
hotdog? Every time I see this promotional picture my mouth waters and I don't live on the USA.

Break my illusion, please

>>12031768
Outdoor food courts are common

>>12032567
next time when I get a hotdog at cosco ill make sure to post on here

>>12032567

>>12032567
It's literally just a decent quality footlong frank on a steamed bun. Then you take it to a little condiment section and can add yellow or brown mustard, ketchup, relish, and/or onions. They still have their kraut, too, but most places got rid of the polish dog (which is a travesty, that shit was king).

>>12025313
>>12025266

Sorry for being that uh guy. I’m a weekend alcoholic. Usually binge two days in a row day and night and I only go to Costco on the weekends. So when I’m ordering, I’m drunk hehehhehe

>>12032619
>>12032612
Why did I ask for this
now I'll be leaving to buy some hot dogs and try to make my own

>>12025425
If you're /fit/ it's worth it solely for the giant jugs of cheap preworkout and whey

>>12031980
Yes. Actually all Costco memberships give you world wide access.

>>12032629
At Costco you put the toppings on yourself.

goddamn it "UHHHH" is just what everyone says before stuff, ETOooOoOo in japanese

also of course I will say it before whatever cute embrassing name you gave whatever fucking item on your menu, nobody is ever gonna say "cheeeese sticks" or whatever without being like "fuck I really gotta say this?" in their head for a second

uhhhhhhhhh can i get the my little pony playdough homofries, large thanks

>>12027621
Maybe there are some nice islands at Costco. Ever think of that, asshole?